Cats have their own strange and special way of looking at the world that people don't always get. It can be hard to tell what your cat is thinking (or, sometimes, whether it's thinking at all), so here are some images that will help people understand the understandable: Cat Logic.
If you have your own photo or cartoon illustrating the strangeness of cat logic, we'd love to see it in our list – and vote for your favorite examples, too! (h/t: HellMAD)
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Comfiest Spot In The House
So are we cat people because of these traits or despite them? Please keep your answer to 500 words or less.
Yes, This Is The Perfect Place For Me To Sit
I have 2 cats, one is polite, calm and kinda likes to be alone except at night - she loves to sleep with me. Other one is little b***h :D, she is here, there, on the ceiling, on my leg, on the window...at same time :D
Pet Me, Human!
If in a multi pet household - the dogs, the cats; if really unlucky, also the toddlers. Going to the bathroom is now a spectator sport!
Not with the toilet, but my dog does that when I'm trying to use the computer.
My cat can't let me be in the bathro alone and she is always on my lap when I go
Jeez I thought my youngest cat was unique in his obsession with toilet cuddles.
My cat is named Delilah too. But she is very moody,and when she feels like it she'll be like this:)
The Devil In Disguise
Most definitely the way of the world for my cat. Lick Lick Bite
My cat licks my hand, lick, lick, lick, then bite, bite, bite, then rolls onto the floor and starts "gutting" my hand, it's adorable, but oh, so painful.
Just like my cat: Lick Lick Bite Bite Wonder if she'd like a fake hand?
What Do You Mean "Sleep Inside"?
Full vs Empty
not only did my cat do this but my dog had done the same. Miss you Bruno.
Lol my cat does that. I read that their vision makes it hard to see the food.
Relationship With Inanimate Objects
I give mine a crumpled aluminium foil, and she starts going Ronaldinho over it... Soccer could actually take some inspiration from cats.
They've Told Me Not To Sit On A Keyboard
You Can't Go Outside, I Sleeps Here
Finally Found A Comfy Spot
Cats And Books
Have you been in my house? All of these cartons, et.al., are of my cat!!!!
More like, I'm going to annoy the f**k outta you because you're more focused on the book than me...lol
My grandmas dogs just st on her In front of her phone until she pay s attention to them
Differences Between Species
My cats are nothing like that. I get home and they won't leave me alone the follow me everywhere and when I finally sit down they do the sam
It depends on how you educate your cat. Mines were the same, waiting for me when I came from work and were with me when crying and depressed
Much Sense
Much Logic
Kitties Play When They Want
Giving Gifts
I'm always proud when my kitties bring me a treat. Of course that means I don't get attached to small throw rugs or pillowcases.
Well, it is a beautiful day -- your best friend just brought you a gift she made herself.
Load More Replies...one time, my dog brought a dead rat into our house.... she put it on the welcome mat lol
According to some researches, cats bring us food, because in their oppinion, we are unviable without their help, so they take care of us! :D
I had a cat that used to do this, but only while I was pregnant. LOL
Knew someone who woke up with his cat eating a squirrel - on his bare chest,
That happened just the other day, thankfully it was at the foot of my bed not my pillow, I could not have handled a decapated mouse on my be
My cats do not go outdoors so my male cat, Winston, "hunts" our laundry.
Cat's Decision-Making Tree
What's the matter, AdyPaddon? Cat got your tongue?
Load More Replies...Purr Evil
Why did it say "B***h?" It should've said "Pussy" ok I'm done now *Flips computer desk and walks out of room*
He does not want to break something or drop anything on the floor.
Actually my tommy cat is very careful when climbing the table or other places. He looks carefully and thinks twice before stepping.
Actually ,my cat is very careful when climbing the table or other places. Steps carefully not to tear down somethign. I love my little pooky
This Can't Go Wrong
Cats Make Questionable Seating Choices
I never could lie on the floor in my place my pets ended up using me as a pillow. I had a Belgian shepherd cross Rottweiler, German shepherd cross corgi and a feral tabby cat, who dug his claws in. once I stood up and had a cat stuck to my back
Just Cat Logic
Eating With A Cat
My cat does that too. We often call her "Porkchop" when she does because she once stole a porkchop from a table!
Mine just wants to smell what I have. As soon as I let him smell it he goes away.... As long as it's not something he wants lol
What Is Wrong, Human?
Just A Cat Doing Cat Stuff
This Is Satan, I Tell You!
Cats Are Real Assholes Sometimes
this happens to other cats ?! I thought the food was bad - changed food - tried almost all brands, then I thought the cat is sick
Yes your cat is sick. This is a joke. Cats don't do this on purpose. Please see a vet. Or try some grain-free. That helped my cat.
Load More Replies...My other cat just follows behind and eats it all. Happened like five times in 20 minutes the other night. Never been happier for hardwood floors.
Treadmill For Cats
It's 2am And Everybody Is Sleeping? Time To Run Around The House For No Reason
Finally, I Haz Comfort!
Cat Forgot How To Cat
Unless they have multiple cats. Theyd probably need 4 or 5 for this much food, but using a single feeder for so many would be difficult and likely problematic.
Load More Replies...Ahh, The Quiet New Year's Eve
no, bluey did, too. he used to sit on my lap and meow the whole time we watched them. did that with storms ,too.
I must have the only cats who wanted to watch the fireworks on New Years Eve.
Nope - mine goes into hiding under the bed, won't see her for hours!
The Most Comfortable Chair Ever!
Cat, What Are You Doing Cat, Cat, Please Staaahp
One of our cats does this. I have decided he thinks it's a sandbox he just happens to poop in.
Get an enclosed cat box that you can remove the top and clean
Load More Replies...Just A Cat Being A Cat
The Stare
Ah yes. One time i woke up to my cat watching me in the dark and licking his chops...
Load More Replies...This Is Mine. It Has My Name On It
Outside Is Where I Need To Be!
Then, after the second attempt she just sits there and yells at you like you can turn on the heat/stop the rain.
Doorway Into Summer by Robert Heinlein - a whole book on that idea...
Where To Snooze: A Guide For Cats
I'm The Prettiest Christmas Ornament You Have!
We Sleeps Together!
Camouflage
Better yet.... This title seems more fitting..... ~~~~~* CATOUFLAGE*~~~~~ .........RITE?!?
I think a better title 4 this one would be ... "CATOUFLAGE" Rite!?!? lol
lol, they think they're hiding on the grass or plants and all the body is outside
Has His Own Bowl, Eats From The Dog's
His bowl is waaaay bigger than the dogs' :P
Load More Replies...Determination Is The Key To Success
This One Is Better!! :)
more of white Marcelka here :) www.fb.com/maniekimarcelka
Who Needs A Cushion When You Have A Wifi Modem?
Silly Cat Moments
Use Your Time Well, Human
I Did It In A Box!
Actlally, my cat never does his business elsewere except his kitty litter. When forget to clean it he meows as loud as he can.
Cats During Emergencies
I'm Trapped, Help!
Where Did It Go?
Don't Mind Us, We'll Just Sit Here.
I Still Think It Was A Good Idea
Food, Food Everywhere
Ya my cat sniffs my hair and i like that but then she starts trying to bite my head off like the beginning of the first episode of Parasyte
Waiting For A Snack In Disguise
Just Cat Moments
Why Yes, This Is Exactly Where I Fits Today.
What Do You Mean "get Out So I Can Throw Away The Box"? We're Not Leaving Here E-v-e-r!
Be My Servant, Human
Indecisive Kitty
Sinking Cats. They Have Beds, Sofas, Chairs.. But No This Is Comfy.
I take it, you don't wash them there ? Do it just once, catproof plan :D
I'm All The Decoration You Need.
Not Your Shoe Anymore!
I Found A Use For The Dog!
A Comphy Spot
I was working and would not let him in my lap or on the keyboard and his brother already had the back of the chair so he just slid in.
Perfect Fit!
I Know Its Late, But Happy Birthday.
He Wants To Be A Mommy!
Noo, he's like "ah, you give me food... but i want love! Love me, now!" This cat is too kind!
Load More Replies...Just Because I Can
Kitty Love
Litle Bit Bigger Kitty
what if it's not tame, the lions in the series wild at heart weren't and luckily no onwe was hurt. the only tame animal was the cheetah who played Jana
What? Clean Laundry? Must. Shed. Now.
Not Allowed? Whatever....
What Do You Mean You Have To Close The Drawer?
Perfect Place To Sleep.
Smarty
Cats And Food - A Never-Ending Nightmare
Most cats prefer a separate water bowl. Our cat likes hers in a whole other room!
Many cats don't like their food and water close together. Our cats water bowl is in another room.
Lovely Bed-box
Cats Are Purr Evil
Nobody Is Higher Than Me!
I'm Sure You're Hiding My Cat Food Between The Socks, Let Me Check Again! :d
Am I Comfortable?! Of Course I A...zzzz
Just An Average Day In A Cat's Life
Finding My Seat Is Never Easy
No Human You Shall Not Pass (for Our Exam), You Must Be As Dumb As Me #givemeattention
Ooops!!!
Watching The World Go By
Say What?
That Makes No Sense.
Let´s Go??
My Controller! My Paper!
Cats Hate The Cold
no this is dangerous. get that cat away from the oven. don't leave the oven patially open. cat are intelligent but can't spot the danger of places
Water Tap Bed
He Don't Wanna A Kiss :(
What A Perfect Design.....
I Need Both!
My Controller!
Yes, The Best Way To Sleep...
I Help Recycle Bag = Bed
When I Don't See You I Become Invisible!
Well, The Dog Isn't Always Wrong. This Is A Good Place For A Cold Drink.
Ugh gross. I remember the first time I caught my first cat drinking out of the toilet, yuck.
Now I Iz Hipster
Why Study When You Can Sleep?? Move Oover, Keyboard!
I'll Show You A Merry Christmas!
The Best Place Evar
Praise Be To Satan
Where Is My Present ??????????
I Want My Presents!
What Do You Mean - There Is Not Cat Food Left !
Tax Heaven
Looking For A Fly To Hunt !
Time To Clean
A Year In The Life Of A Cat
I Am A Meercat
You Can't See Me!
I Fits
Looked Like Catnip ... Tasted Like Catnip
Moving Or Vet?
The Cleanest, Coldest Water In The House.
You Can't See Me I'm Hiding!!
"she Looks Comfy, I Need To Sleeps There Too. "
I Really Don't Care If You Fail Your Exam.
Its Time You Went To Bed Human
No, This Is Comfy!
Mycatkatsi
I'm Not Eating That - It Look Weired
Nothing For Me ????????????????????????????
When You Can't Find The Kitten...
Oh So Comfy
Soooo Comfy.... Go Away Human, This Is Mine!
Cat Gift
Don't Dare Think I'm Wing-less ...i Can Do It Hold On Im Getting The Proof
My Perfect Bed In Wild Nature :-)
She Came Back!
Does This Go To 11?
No I Am Not Stuck. I, Um, Meant To Not Know How To Get Down
Let's Be Friends... For A While :)
Shelter From Thunder!
Why Can't I?
Cat Bed? I Thought You Said Car Seat!
What To Attack First? Fox Sock Or Hand?
Cajas
I'll Perch Here Awkwardly Instead Of On My Bed.
Can't You See I Am Taking A Nap Here? You Are Going To Have To Wait To Wash Your Hands Human.
That Was Good???? What !
Soooo true...I've documented my own observations at www.holsteinthecat.com
Soooo true...I've documented my own observations at www.holsteinthecat.com
