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Meme has become a by-word of contemporary digital culture. And that makes sense, because when you think of it, meta-jokes allow us to communicate things in a way more complex way. Sometimes, it’s the other way around. When the subject of a conversation is fundamentally intricate, it begs for an unorthodox way to talk about things.

Like, capitalism. Many of us know how painful it may be to work late hours like there’s no tomorrow, like your family doesn’t exist, to sit by the desk without a day off, trying hard to deliver your very best daily, only to realize it’s been like this for the past decade. Here you go, I just described one of the memes in this list.

And while the capitalist society is spinning its wheels harder than ever before, with long-awaited hope of minimum wage being raised to $15 in the US, these anti-capitalist memes seem more relevant than ever. Someone's calling us overdramatic?

And to whoever is not into hard topics in life, this batch of memes speak of society and its flaws in a funny, like cringe funny, “oh my, it’s me” way. Psst! Another batch of anti-capitalist jokes can be found in our previous post here.

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phanmo
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5 years ago

This is a tax credit scam. The grocery store makes a donation in their name with all the money collected and gets a tax credit.

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    believe in America

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    No Words Describe This

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    thisisanalt
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    5 years ago

    homeless man gets 180 months ceo gets 3.33333333333 years

    Dave van Es
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    5 years ago

    One of the few times a CEO will get less than anyone else

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    troufaki13
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    5 years ago

    I might get downvoted for this, but I've heard many times that homeless people commit petty crimes in order to get in prison where they have a place to sleep and food to eat.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    I was about to say that the worst part about this is that we can't tell whether that's the case or not. Either he turned himself in the very next day and STILL got 15 years, or he was so desperate for food and shelter that he had to resort to this. Neither reflects well on our society.

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    Pandana
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    5 years ago

    Wanna know something else? The man was black. A white man raped a woman behind a dumpster. He had a wife and everything. He was sentenced for less than a year. This man, this HOMELESS, MONEYLESS, man, robbed a bank for a measly 100 dollars. Im not saying that robbing a bank is ok, but compared to raping a women, thats nothing. America is f****d

    LazyPanda
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Disgusting

    Suzy the observer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    "The Law is an ass" has never wrung so true.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Having good lawyers make all the difference.

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Yes but here it's not "stealing" but "robbing" --- wholly different in the eyes of the law. And in the eyes of the traumatized staff, ask any that lived through it even if no "actual violence" occurred.

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    Wendillon
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The power of an expensive lawyer...

    kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    or we can see that as the homeless man would be fed, cloth, would have medical and a place to stay. but again, i'm not surprise by that... and people in america are afraid of socialism?

    No.
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    it's official, humanity is stupid

    Fred and George Weasley
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    wtf

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What? The homeless man should have been given community service at most. He turned himself in. Stupid judge.

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is where you realise that the law is intended to govern the poor.

    Don't Look
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    the rest of it is that the homeless guy goes to a poor person jail and the billionaire goes to the equivalent of a fenced in day spa with security guards and a cc camera system.

    Glory The Rainwing
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh. My. F*****G. GOD. Lemme get this straight. Homeless steals $100=15 f*****g years in jail. CEO 3 *BILLION* fraud=3.33334. Who says this sucks? Say AYE in comments

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not even close

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Crime: You get away with it if you're filthy rich.

    Zaza
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This makes me sick

    Dee Koz
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Give me a break! That's not justice! Find the guy a job, a home, a meal, medical care, psycholooogical care, whatever it is that he needs

    Ben Bakker
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    i sentence the judge to life imprisonment

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Key takeaway: Commit white-collar crime

    8Pillows
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    5 years ago (edited)

    This is sad but robbery and fraud are two different things with two different penalties. Edit: Also, stealing $100 isn't a felony. Robbery is.

    lavaismyweakness89
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow!! the homeless man stole $100 THEN went to the police to turn himself in. he was probably struggling and was desperate, then he felt guilty and surrendered! I know I am saying the same thing over again, but this is the worst!!!!! why are people so heartless. Also don't get me started on the first part of the article!

    Dominik Krčmář
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    40 is more than 15, easy xD xD

    Mateo Buysse
    Community Member
    4 years ago

    considering he felt guilty the homeless guy should just go off with a few weeks.

    JP callaghan
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Not so much the money he ook but the act itself

    kristalcookies
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wtf honestly.

    Philippe Jespersen
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Well, at least now the homeless guy got a roof over his head, a bunk to sleep in, and something to eat everyday, I guess. /s

    Laura Maeflower
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This can't be real...

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    totally messed up and they say to trust the justice

    Gabby M
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And he surrendered to police? Oh my goodness. How can the judge have no true sense of justice?

    Jovonne Bolar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    No, there is nothing wrong with the Justice system, works about right.

    Rose Lazarus
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Oh & he gets meals included!

    Rose Lazarus
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    on the plus side homeless man now has a roof & bed, toilet & bathing facilities rent-free, exercise program included!

    Jack Centner
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    At least the Thais do it right https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamoy_Thipyaso

    Alex Hamilton
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Le plus ca change!! I am lost for words

    Mya Lugar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Maybe they are just giving him a bed out of the weather and 3 meals a day?

    Chufi Giaffo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Did he use a gun???

    George Gant
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    The Homeless man was NOT interested in the $100. He wanted the dry, clean, free room and board that a conviction of the theft would provide.

    Merritt Vergara
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It's the difference between a Federal charge and a State charge. Crazy isn't it?!

    Lxm
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    This is insanity

    deathmetalpegasus12
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What the actual everloving f**k. Just... why...

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Wow

    Smoo Thie
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Victor Hugo "Selon que vous serez puissant ou misérable..." I don't know the translation, but this is often accurate.

    SoozeeQ
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I Googled it. The English translation is: "Depending on whether you are powerful or miserable, court judgments will make you white or black" , wrote Jean de La Fontaine in 1678. We cannot say that the situation has changed much in 2021. Source: https://www.ouest-france.fr/medias/ouest-france/courrier-des-lecteurs/selon-que-vous-serez-puissant-ou-miserable-7135033.

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    alwaysMispelled
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    5 years ago

    JFC

    Tobin Kern
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I see the issue as the justice system, not capitalism.

    Norah Reilly
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    5 years ago

    Eat the rich!

    Clatgineer
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I think the increased sentence is actually good for the homeless man. Food, water and a roof over his head

    Blue Mar
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What the f???

    DancingPig
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That poor man

    Anton Kider
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What country is It ?

    Screeching Cryptid
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    BITCH-

    mac
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited)

    These two crimes many seem similar but they are very different. Fraud and stealing are not the same.That being said, fraud at this level should come with a MUCH more severe penalty.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Scammers need to be punished harder than a lot of crimes.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    To the Justice system a guy being shitty and scamming you is less offensive and dangerous than a guy robbing you with perceived violence.

    Froganit Gamesy
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    A good incentive to not report yourself

    Requiem
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    He ROBBED a BANK, which involves a gun or even the notion of a gun. Pretending to have a gun while your hand is hidden in your jacket still holds the same weight. How did he only get $100 from a bank? if he stole that much from anywhere else its theft under 5000

    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    this is the true crime in america....classism

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    *sigh* this world sucks. honestly, i would rather live in the Upside Down...

    xHinatax
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    That’s super wrong and we all know it. The only bright side is that the homeless man now gets 3 meals a day, shelter and running water... but it’s still effed up.

    François Carré
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    What more do we need to understand that the so-called "modern capitalism" promoted since Reagan, Thatcher and Co is just a plain come-back to the 19th century ?

    D.j. Vinylmaniac
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Should I upvote or downvote? Both are wrong in a way.

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    I dont think the comparison is about 1 being right vs wrong but more along the comparison of ridiculous sentencing. 1 gets caught for taking $3 billion & gets barely 3yrs. The other turns himself in for taking $100 & its 15yrs. And of course, it was the rich guy (who didnt turn himself in) who got the lesser/easier sentence...

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    Chris Hardtke
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    And since when is something that’s 45% less considered “slight”?

    Becky Samuel
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    5 years ago

    Huh? I'm confused. What is 45% less than what?

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    Watching
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Republicans.

    Missy Moo Moo
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Either of them could have raped a woman in Australia and it would never be investigated!

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    It probably wouldnt be much different here in the USA. Even when it is investigated, theres something ridiculous like a 6yr back log of rape kits to be tested. Without the proof, nothing happens

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    Jessica Nametz
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    5 years ago

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    Sadly, it's because he chose to rob a bank, which automatically becomes a federal offense. If he had robbed a convenience store or something, the sentence would have been much less drastic... Doesn't make it right, just the technicality of the law he broke...

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    On the plus side, that homeless guy isn't homeless anymore! 🤔

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago

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    Sometimes in addition to money and race (which is a lot of times a factor) they also go by criminal history. Was this the homeless man’s first offense or had he committed several other robberies for years leading up to this crime? I’m not going to disagree that this is clearly an entitlement issue, but you also have to remember repeat offenders are treated and punished more harshly than someone who just commits their first crime.

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    The 15 years are NOT for the 100 bucks, they are for the robbery. Since you can't rob a bank without making a significant threat.... see where I'm going with this? If you snatch a wallet off a table with 100 bucks in it, you won't face 15 years.

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    Although sh*tty, the difference is in the crime committed. Also, homeless man is better off in jail, sadly. Some judges consider the impact of jail on the criminal as well. There's a bunch of details to consider here.

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    5 years ago

    The brainwashing to get the buy-in is what is amazing.

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    how could we possibly sacrifice rich peoples yacht money?!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago

    Try leasing poverty. Go to the laundromat instead of using your own machine, cash a check at Amscot/WU instead of at your own bank, or try some rent-to-own furniture. You'll see just how expensive it is to be poor.

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    5 years ago

    For some reason lots of people like to attack single mothers and think that because they need a bit of extra support they are a drain on society. What about all the fathers who did a runner and don't help to support their offspring. The pro-birthers don't want women to have abortions but also don't want to help support the child once it is separate human.

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    5 years ago

    Power to the people Veggie Tales!

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    On That Day, The Burger King Pr Team Learned A Valuable Lesson About Twitter.

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    Community Member
    5 years ago

    yes, but they still love them and thats what matters

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    Nah, It's Probly Just Teachers

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    Troux
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    5 years ago

    ...not to mention increasing access to info that shows us what other countries do.

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    How True

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    Winx
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    5 years ago

    Because the wealthy own the news and they made sure that s**t stayed quiet

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    5 years ago

    The glasses below should show cracks as well

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    wise words form a wise woman

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    Cool

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    who cares about healthcare? what REALLY matters is that our precious overpriced buffalo wings are still available

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    The Imaginary Thriving Average American

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    5 years ago

    Yes

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    Nea
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    5 years ago

    And their bios say ‘self-made’

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    It’s Time To Stop

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    5 years ago

    Damon Tripodi - Nobody likes you Damon. It's not because you're a horrible person, though. It's because you're a horrible person who seems compelled to share his unpleasant opinions about everything.

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    Sum Guy
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    5 years ago

    It usually is the rich parents... or having a family to fall back on.

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    I Wish We Had A Choice.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    It’s literally that simple. Except for me i make the distinction between just capitalism vs unregulated capitalism.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago

    Stole the job from a unionized mouse, obviously.

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    Gurnox
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    5 years ago

    To be fair, I've not got an issue with someone getting a leg up from their parents. I would do it for my kids. It's when the person being helped pulls the ladder up after them, and adopts an 'I'm alright Jack' attitude, that there is a problem.

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    Brenna Cai
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    5 years ago

    WHO NEEDS T W E N T Y F I V E BATHROOMS

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    Paradise
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    5 years ago

    Trump goes on the show to get some $ to pay his debts. Gets answers wrong, sues the show for being losers and fake. He rightfully won and in fact got the answers right - like "what is the capital of Florida?"and he says Mar a Lago.

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    Haha Commercial Money Go Brrr

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    5 years ago

    Ye what more do they need like what do they do just make us money defiantly not

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    even if a rich person is supernaturally terrorised I still really doubt they'd share

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    Police guarding dumpster food is peak capitalism

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    why...?

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    Minh Le
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    5 years ago

    Lol. They actually fire half of the staffs

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    Harrison Miller
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    5 years ago

    That only comes out to 16.82285 billion. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is sitting in his $250 million estates counting his billions.

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    #29

    Isn't It Great?

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    Such a good point

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    Cian Thomas McHugh
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    5 years ago

    What the hell even is gumption?

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    what a kind and generous man!

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    and yet all of that is invisible to the eyes of politicians

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    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago

    No kidding. What customer is going through the checkout line throwing hissy fits and elbows because someone is sitting while scanning?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago

    The internet was made for fun by nerds. Then capitalists charged for access to it. History in a fortune cookie.

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    #35

    "But People Starve Under Socialism!"

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    5 years ago

    Ask a capitalist why they hate socialism and they'll say " it's socialism"

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    Troux
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    5 years ago

    They'll notice when you use that first vacation day and treat you like a slacker. :)

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    Raven Sheridan
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    5 years ago

    The lack of compassion all around is staggering.

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    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago

    Ah, the new hire orientation 'unions are bad' video.

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    5 years ago

    Hmmmm yes does he have it

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    5 years ago

    The thing is, though, the types of socialism that people want aren't even the opposite of capitalism. With the type of mixed economy that exists now, it is actually possible for the system to become both more socialist and more capitalist at the same time.

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    magnadar
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    5 years ago

    You think you can buy the joker? He burns the freakin' money!

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    5 years ago

    Communism is also bad though. And unnecessary because there are a lot of other good ideas to solve the problems in the current system.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    5 years ago

    "Deserves or is entitled to?" = "Potato or potatoe?"

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    Also, vegging in the street for scraps is now illegal and the jails charge.

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    5 years ago

    Shh the cancel culture squad might overhear you and declare this offensive

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    good news! it seems like everyone wants to buy it!

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    5 years ago

    Wow clowny is there to entertain you while you are in serious debt and need to work work and work until your body disnagrates

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    Julie C Rose
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    5 years ago

    New Zealand closes its department stores whenever we go into soft lockdown and also banned online shopping from department stores when we were in our strict lockdown. This gets rid of covid so well that we usually don’t have to deal with the situation this person is describing, but I notice that this is never the kind of solution that people like this are looking for...

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    Solrac
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    5 years ago

    Well, in communist countries you work to make the party oligarchs rich, only they pose as servants of the people.

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    what are you talking about? every single one of those generic, harmful, plastic bottles has a unique and original design!

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    LazyPanda
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    5 years ago

    Lol yikes

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    Troux
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    5 years ago

    Just hold tight! It's about to trickle down......any second now.....

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    Truly The Best System

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    Reminds me of my father.

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    Ian Koch
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    5 years ago

    blocking a comment by the shiet-head Damon Tripodi.

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    5 years ago

    Wow you found a why millions of people are homeless and the 1% of the population is living in there mansions while having billons of dollars they hoard instead of donating it to the millions of people witch could save lives and make the economy better and have less people is the streets

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago

    Communism wasn't great for the Soviet Union due to significant high-level corruption. Capitalism is working out exactly the same...

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    #58

    $10 Uber Ride > $3k For An Ambulance

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    Sue Hazlewood
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    5 years ago

    Thanks heavens for our free ambulances

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    A person making $50,000 a year will too.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    5 years ago

    We're 30 years too late on the global warming thing. I deeply apologize to all future generations and those who will live long enough to see the consequences of people dismissing recycling or mass transit as "inconvenient" in 1980 but will now cry when their beachfront rental is underwater. It wasn't me, but I apologize anyway. Some of us try. We really have tried. We will always try. But it's us vs the billions, and it's strange how people think a livable ecosystem isn't important until they're dying...

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    Helen Haley
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    5 years ago

    I call it going into stasis.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    So many of them were on the minimum wage thread here.

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    François Carré
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    5 years ago

    For many years I've been saying my brain is social democrat while my heart is anarchist. Now my heart is slowly taking over.

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    5 years ago

    I disagree. Most people do want to work. They just don't want to work for someone else.

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    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago

    Do you really have freedom, tho? Can you go out at night... alone... as a woman? Can you life a normal fearless life without being harrest, being called names or suspected of any crime... as a person of color? Can you take the time of getting better, when you are sick?

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    River Webb
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    5 years ago

    what an incredibly hard and difficult choice, I really had to think hard about this one

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago

    “Oops! All Capitalism”

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    Troux
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    5 years ago

    That garage looks as surprised as I am!

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    Ian Koch
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    5 years ago

    damon the shiet getting another comment blocked by me.

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    Busy_D
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    5 years ago

    Q:What game is this. A: America

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    No.
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    5 years ago

    Beau_Tye, r/confidentlyincorrect (it's not 'your' it's 'our)

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    Troux
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    5 years ago

    I don't get this? The landlord is selling a service. It's not your money when you hand it over in exchange for a place to live.

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    5 years ago

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa not a associate in a union noooo

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    LazyPanda
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    5 years ago

    Help. No one gets this one including me

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