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Meme has become a by-word of contemporary digital culture. And that makes sense, because when you think of it, meta-jokes allow us to communicate things in a way more complex way. Sometimes, it’s the other way around. When the subject of a conversation is fundamentally intricate, it begs for an unorthodox way to talk about things.

Like, capitalism. Many of us know how painful it may be to work late hours like there’s no tomorrow, like your family doesn’t exist, to sit by the desk without a day off, trying hard to deliver your very best daily, only to realize it’s been like this for the past decade. Here you go, I just described one of the memes in this list.

And while the capitalist society is spinning its wheels harder than ever before, with long-awaited hope of minimum wage being raised to $15 in the US, these anti-capitalist memes seem more relevant than ever. Someone's calling us overdramatic?

And to whoever is not into hard topics in life, this batch of memes speak of society and its flaws in a funny, like cringe funny, “oh my, it’s me” way. Psst! Another batch of anti-capitalist jokes can be found in our previous post here.

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phanmo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a tax credit scam. The grocery store makes a donation in their name with all the money collected and gets a tax credit.

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    To find out more about the complex dynamics between capitalism and internet jokes, Bored Panda reached out to Dovydas Skarolskis, a Vilnius-based connoisseur of the contemporary political and cultural climate.

    First off, Dovydas said that there’s no mathematically accurate answer to whether capitalism and the free market are evil. “The economic historians defending the free market have estimated that it is only because of the ideas of capitalism and industrialization that people have been able to rise out of poverty.”

    Meanwhile, he explained that many researchers and activists of the field see our contemporary society as full of various forms of exploitation. “The fight between these and many other political ideas is perfectly illustrated by the Political Compass memes that ridicule one position or the other, as well as mock the assumptions about them and the ideas behind them."

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    #3

    No Words Describe This

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    thisisanalt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    homeless man gets 180 months ceo gets 3.33333333333 years

    Dave van Es
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the few times a CEO will get less than anyone else

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    troufaki13
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might get downvoted for this, but I've heard many times that homeless people commit petty crimes in order to get in prison where they have a place to sleep and food to eat.

    Parmeisan
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was about to say that the worst part about this is that we can't tell whether that's the case or not. Either he turned himself in the very next day and STILL got 15 years, or he was so desperate for food and shelter that he had to resort to this. Neither reflects well on our society.

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    Pandana
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know something else? The man was black. A white man raped a woman behind a dumpster. He had a wife and everything. He was sentenced for less than a year. This man, this HOMELESS, MONEYLESS, man, robbed a bank for a measly 100 dollars. Im not saying that robbing a bank is ok, but compared to raping a women, thats nothing. America is f****d

    Suzy the observer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Law is an ass" has never wrung so true.

    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having good lawyers make all the difference.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes but here it's not "stealing" but "robbing" --- wholly different in the eyes of the law. And in the eyes of the traumatized staff, ask any that lived through it even if no "actual violence" occurred.

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    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of an expensive lawyer...

    kjorn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or we can see that as the homeless man would be fed, cloth, would have medical and a place to stay. but again, i'm not surprise by that... and people in america are afraid of socialism?

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's official, humanity is stupid

    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? The homeless man should have been given community service at most. He turned himself in. Stupid judge.

    Scagsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is where you realise that the law is intended to govern the poor.

    Don't Look
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the rest of it is that the homeless guy goes to a poor person jail and the billionaire goes to the equivalent of a fenced in day spa with security guards and a cc camera system.

    Glory The Rainwing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh. My. F*****G. GOD. Lemme get this straight. Homeless steals $100=15 f*****g years in jail. CEO 3 *BILLION* fraud=3.33334. Who says this sucks? Say AYE in comments

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crime: You get away with it if you're filthy rich.

    Dee Koz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Give me a break! That's not justice! Find the guy a job, a home, a meal, medical care, psycholooogical care, whatever it is that he needs

    Ben Bakker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i sentence the judge to life imprisonment

    dev mehta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Key takeaway: Commit white-collar crime

    8Pillows
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sad but robbery and fraud are two different things with two different penalties. Edit: Also, stealing $100 isn't a felony. Robbery is.

    lavaismyweakness89
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow!! the homeless man stole $100 THEN went to the police to turn himself in. he was probably struggling and was desperate, then he felt guilty and surrendered! I know I am saying the same thing over again, but this is the worst!!!!! why are people so heartless. Also don't get me started on the first part of the article!

    Mateo Buysse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    considering he felt guilty the homeless guy should just go off with a few weeks.

    JP callaghan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not so much the money he ook but the act itself

    Philippe Jespersen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, at least now the homeless guy got a roof over his head, a bunk to sleep in, and something to eat everyday, I guess. /s

    Vicky Z
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    totally messed up and they say to trust the justice

    Gabby M
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he surrendered to police? Oh my goodness. How can the judge have no true sense of justice?

    Jovonne Bolar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, there is nothing wrong with the Justice system, works about right.

    Rose Lazarus
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on the plus side homeless man now has a roof & bed, toilet & bathing facilities rent-free, exercise program included!

    Jack Centner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least the Thais do it right https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chamoy_Thipyaso

    Alex Hamilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Le plus ca change!! I am lost for words

    Mya Lugar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they are just giving him a bed out of the weather and 3 meals a day?

    George Gant
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Homeless man was NOT interested in the $100. He wanted the dry, clean, free room and board that a conviction of the theft would provide.

    Merritt Vergara
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the difference between a Federal charge and a State charge. Crazy isn't it?!

    deathmetalpegasus12
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the actual everloving f**k. Just... why...

    Smoo Thie
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Victor Hugo "Selon que vous serez puissant ou misérable..." I don't know the translation, but this is often accurate.

    SoozeeQ
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I Googled it. The English translation is: "Depending on whether you are powerful or miserable, court judgments will make you white or black" , wrote Jean de La Fontaine in 1678. We cannot say that the situation has changed much in 2021. Source: https://www.ouest-france.fr/medias/ouest-france/courrier-des-lecteurs/selon-que-vous-serez-puissant-ou-miserable-7135033.

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    Tobin Kern
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see the issue as the justice system, not capitalism.

    Clatgineer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the increased sentence is actually good for the homeless man. Food, water and a roof over his head

    mac
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These two crimes many seem similar but they are very different. Fraud and stealing are not the same.That being said, fraud at this level should come with a MUCH more severe penalty.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scammers need to be punished harder than a lot of crimes.

    Requiem
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the Justice system a guy being shitty and scamming you is less offensive and dangerous than a guy robbing you with perceived violence.

    Froganit Gamesy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good incentive to not report yourself

    Requiem
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He ROBBED a BANK, which involves a gun or even the notion of a gun. Pretending to have a gun while your hand is hidden in your jacket still holds the same weight. How did he only get $100 from a bank? if he stole that much from anywhere else its theft under 5000

    Cee Mor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the true crime in america....classism

    Luna Lovegood!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *sigh* this world sucks. honestly, i would rather live in the Upside Down...

    xHinatax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s super wrong and we all know it. The only bright side is that the homeless man now gets 3 meals a day, shelter and running water... but it’s still effed up.

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What more do we need to understand that the so-called "modern capitalism" promoted since Reagan, Thatcher and Co is just a plain come-back to the 19th century ?

    D.j. Vinylmaniac
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should I upvote or downvote? Both are wrong in a way.

    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont think the comparison is about 1 being right vs wrong but more along the comparison of ridiculous sentencing. 1 gets caught for taking $3 billion & gets barely 3yrs. The other turns himself in for taking $100 & its 15yrs. And of course, it was the rich guy (who didnt turn himself in) who got the lesser/easier sentence...

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    Chris Hardtke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And since when is something that’s 45% less considered “slight”?

    Becky Samuel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? I'm confused. What is 45% less than what?

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    Missy Moo Moo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either of them could have raped a woman in Australia and it would never be investigated!

    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It probably wouldnt be much different here in the USA. Even when it is investigated, theres something ridiculous like a 6yr back log of rape kits to be tested. Without the proof, nothing happens

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    Jessica Nametz
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    4 years ago

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    Sadly, it's because he chose to rob a bank, which automatically becomes a federal offense. If he had robbed a convenience store or something, the sentence would have been much less drastic... Doesn't make it right, just the technicality of the law he broke...

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    On the plus side, that homeless guy isn't homeless anymore! 🤔

    CatWoman312
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    Sometimes in addition to money and race (which is a lot of times a factor) they also go by criminal history. Was this the homeless man’s first offense or had he committed several other robberies for years leading up to this crime? I’m not going to disagree that this is clearly an entitlement issue, but you also have to remember repeat offenders are treated and punished more harshly than someone who just commits their first crime.

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    The 15 years are NOT for the 100 bucks, they are for the robbery. Since you can't rob a bank without making a significant threat.... see where I'm going with this? If you snatch a wallet off a table with 100 bucks in it, you won't face 15 years.

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    Although sh*tty, the difference is in the crime committed. Also, homeless man is better off in jail, sadly. Some judges consider the impact of jail on the criminal as well. There's a bunch of details to consider here.

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brainwashing to get the buy-in is what is amazing.

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    According to Dovydas, when tackling a vast array of different opinions, “humor is an excellent way to find like-minded people as well as attract new people who’d be interested in the ideas or even change their point of view.”

    Dovydas likes to divide all the memes and jokes that criticize capitalism into a couple of categories. “First, it’s jokes that defend more radical ideas, irony and satire. They don’t require taking extreme measures to disrupt the functioning of our society, like replacing liberal democracy run by free trade with  socialist or even anarchist or communist principles of public governance.”

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how could we possibly sacrifice rich peoples yacht money?!

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try leasing poverty. Go to the laundromat instead of using your own machine, cash a check at Amscot/WU instead of at your own bank, or try some rent-to-own furniture. You'll see just how expensive it is to be poor.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason lots of people like to attack single mothers and think that because they need a bit of extra support they are a drain on society. What about all the fathers who did a runner and don't help to support their offspring. The pro-birthers don't want women to have abortions but also don't want to help support the child once it is separate human.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but they still love them and thats what matters

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    However, Dovydas sees the flaws of this type of humor. “The biggest problem with these jokes is that they often justify historical crimes associated with radical leftist movements, or promise happiness by abandoning what we have in the name of something that has never been implemented before.”

    “The second category of jokes falls under the softer criticism of capitalism and the free market that targets particular problems, exposing the absurdity of everydayness. We can name a number of problems associated with the modern free world: starting with the exploitation of third-world workers, corporate tax evasion, illegal and sometimes even legal pollution, and a number of others. In summary, the second type can be described as more moderate individuals who fight against obvious manifestations of social injustice.”

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    Nah, It's Probly Just Teachers

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...not to mention increasing access to info that shows us what other countries do.

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    Winx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the wealthy own the news and they made sure that s**t stayed quiet

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    Mr Red
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glasses below should show cracks as well

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares about healthcare? what REALLY matters is that our precious overpriced buffalo wings are still available

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    The third kind is what Dovydas calls “the post-ironic” approach. “It’s when joking, or rather the act of creating a joke itself, happens just for the sake of self-realization. The person who creates or likes this kind of content can be free from political ideas, or even if one has a particular political view, they don’t have to expect to change something about it.”

    According to Dovydas, it’s totally enough to make fun of the world around us to collect a few or a few more likes. “Doomers, who believe that modern capitalism is a sort of dystopia they cannot escape, also fall under this category. This third group can also be named nihilists, pessimists, and post-ironicists.”

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    Nea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their bios say ‘self-made’

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    #17

    It’s Time To Stop

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    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon Tripodi - Nobody likes you Damon. It's not because you're a horrible person, though. It's because you're a horrible person who seems compelled to share his unpleasant opinions about everything.

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usually is the rich parents... or having a family to fall back on.

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    I Wish We Had A Choice.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s literally that simple. Except for me i make the distinction between just capitalism vs unregulated capitalism.

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    Gurnox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I've not got an issue with someone getting a leg up from their parents. I would do it for my kids. It's when the person being helped pulls the ladder up after them, and adopts an 'I'm alright Jack' attitude, that there is a problem.

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    Brenna Cai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO NEEDS T W E N T Y F I V E BATHROOMS

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    Paradise
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump goes on the show to get some $ to pay his debts. Gets answers wrong, sues the show for being losers and fake. He rightfully won and in fact got the answers right - like "what is the capital of Florida?"and he says Mar a Lago.

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    Haha Commercial Money Go Brrr

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye what more do they need like what do they do just make us money defiantly not

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if a rich person is supernaturally terrorised I still really doubt they'd share

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    Minh Le
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. They actually fire half of the staffs

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    74 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

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    Harrison Miller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only comes out to 16.82285 billion. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is sitting in his $250 million estates counting his billions.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet all of that is invisible to the eyes of politicians

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. What customer is going through the checkout line throwing hissy fits and elbows because someone is sitting while scanning?

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet was made for fun by nerds. Then capitalists charged for access to it. History in a fortune cookie.

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    "But People Starve Under Socialism!"

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    Joseph OReilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a capitalist why they hate socialism and they'll say " it's socialism"

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll notice when you use that first vacation day and treat you like a slacker. :)

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    74 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of compassion all around is staggering.

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the new hire orientation 'unions are bad' video.

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, though, the types of socialism that people want aren't even the opposite of capitalism. With the type of mixed economy that exists now, it is actually possible for the system to become both more socialist and more capitalist at the same time.

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    magnadar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think you can buy the joker? He burns the freakin' money!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism is also bad though. And unnecessary because there are a lot of other good ideas to solve the problems in the current system.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Deserves or is entitled to?" = "Potato or potatoe?"

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, vegging in the street for scraps is now illegal and the jails charge.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shh the cancel culture squad might overhear you and declare this offensive

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good news! it seems like everyone wants to buy it!

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow clowny is there to entertain you while you are in serious debt and need to work work and work until your body disnagrates

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    Julie C Rose
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand closes its department stores whenever we go into soft lockdown and also banned online shopping from department stores when we were in our strict lockdown. This gets rid of covid so well that we usually don’t have to deal with the situation this person is describing, but I notice that this is never the kind of solution that people like this are looking for...

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in communist countries you work to make the party oligarchs rich, only they pose as servants of the people.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you talking about? every single one of those generic, harmful, plastic bottles has a unique and original design!

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold tight! It's about to trickle down......any second now.....

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blocking a comment by the shiet-head Damon Tripodi.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you found a why millions of people are homeless and the 1% of the population is living in there mansions while having billons of dollars they hoard instead of donating it to the millions of people witch could save lives and make the economy better and have less people is the streets

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism wasn't great for the Soviet Union due to significant high-level corruption. Capitalism is working out exactly the same...

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're 30 years too late on the global warming thing. I deeply apologize to all future generations and those who will live long enough to see the consequences of people dismissing recycling or mass transit as "inconvenient" in 1980 but will now cry when their beachfront rental is underwater. It wasn't me, but I apologize anyway. Some of us try. We really have tried. We will always try. But it's us vs the billions, and it's strange how people think a livable ecosystem isn't important until they're dying...

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For many years I've been saying my brain is social democrat while my heart is anarchist. Now my heart is slowly taking over.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. Most people do want to work. They just don't want to work for someone else.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really have freedom, tho? Can you go out at night... alone... as a woman? Can you life a normal fearless life without being harrest, being called names or suspected of any crime... as a person of color? Can you take the time of getting better, when you are sick?

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an incredibly hard and difficult choice, I really had to think hard about this one

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That garage looks as surprised as I am!

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damon the shiet getting another comment blocked by me.

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    Busy_D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q:What game is this. A: America

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    No.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beau_Tye, r/confidentlyincorrect (it's not 'your' it's 'our)

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this? The landlord is selling a service. It's not your money when you hand it over in exchange for a place to live.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa not a associate in a union noooo

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help. No one gets this one including me

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