Really, what is there not to like about camping - the oneness with nature, the roof of stars over your head, and the power of the elements immersing you into a whole other world? Well, it’s either that, or you’ve just dropped your phone into a creek, figured out that you’re severely allergic to mosquito bites, and that your lunch has been eaten by Smokey the Bear while you were answering the call of nature. Now, these are the polar opposites of your possible experiences, but there’s also a happy middle ground - one that can give birth to loads of hilarious camping jokes and stories to remember! And so, we are presenting to you our collection of jokes about camping and all the fun stuff that might or might not happen to you while out in nature.
Of course, these funny camping jokes did not come from nowhere, and most of them, albeit adorned a bit, might evoke a slew of memories if you’ve ever spent a night in the Great Wild. But, we won’t spoil the stories right at the beginning of this article and will rather let you embrace the joy of being seen when reading all of these funny jokes about camping yourself. No spoilers here! Oh, and if you love nature jokes, you’ll love these bad boys even more, trust us.
So, ready to see the best camping jokes the internet has to offer? If so, scroll on down below and check them out! Be sure, though, to give your vote for the best jokes and share this article with your friends.
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Camping is where you spend a small fortune to live like a homeless person.
How do you keep your sleeping bag from getting stretched out?
Don’t sleep too long in it!
"I went to buy a camouflage tent the other day. I couldn’t find any."
Why is tuna a perfect food for both dolphins and campers?
Because it’s good for all in-tents and porpoises.
Did you hear about the pair of honey-making insects that fell in love on a camping trip? It was tent two bee.
"My friend likes to setup a poker table in his tent when we go camping. The game gets in tents."
Teacher: "Where did your sister go for summer camp?"
Student: "Alaska."
Teacher: "Never mind, I’ll ask her myself."
If you’ve got four tents, eight sleeping bags, and six camping chairs in your wheelbarrow, what have you got?
A big wheelbarrow.
"My girlfriend asked me what my favorite extreme hobby was, I replied "Camping. Because it’s in tents.""
When’s the only time and place most teens go camping?
In front of Best Buy the day before the release of the new Call of Duty!
If you ever get cold while camping, just stand in the corner of a tent for a while.
They’re normally around 90 degrees.
How many RVers does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one… The others are dealing with their grey water issues.
What did the father say to his daughter when her marshmallows kept falling into the campfire?
"Stick with it."
While sitting around a campfire, a boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?”
“That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?”
“Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
When camping during autumn, what’s the warmest part of the tent?
The corner — it’s usually about 90 degrees.
What did one camper say to his friend after telling a chilling story?
"I can come up with s'more stories if you'd like."
Did you hear about Elwood that got fired from his job of keeping people warm at campsites?
They told him, "You're fired wood."
"I asked my llama if his cousin wanted to go camping. Thrilled, he ran off screaming, “Alpaca tent!"
Man takes along a bat to go camping. His friend asks if it’s for the bears.
Man: “No. This will not stop a bear.”
Friend: “What will you do if a bear crosses our path?”
Man: “I’ll run.”
Friend: “Run? You can’t outrun a bear.”
Man: “I don’t have to. I just have to outrun you.”
Friend: “But you can’t outrun me.”
Man: “That’s what the bat is for.”
Family at an RV lot to the salesman: “We’d like to get away from it all in something that can take it all with us.”
How do computer programmers make extra money in the summer?
They take on part-time jobs helping campers get rid of bugs.
"Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my tent in the middle of the night I’m no longer covered."
"My son and I went camping yesterday and he asked me how to start a campfire. I explained, “You can start a fire by rubbing two sticks together, but make sure they’re the same. Then you’ll have a match.”"
A man got lost on a camping trip.
Rescuers scoured the wilderness until a medical emergency team finally spotted a solitary figure across a wide chasm.
“Charlie Smith,” someone shouted, “is that you?”
“Yes, it is,” came the reply. “Who are you?”
“We’re from the Red Cross.”
“I gave at the office!” Charlie shouted back.
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Colleen!
Colleen who?
Colleen up the mess at the campsite before you leave.
A young boy goes camping in the woods for the first time with his dad.
After they set up camp, he asks his dad where he can go to the toilet.
“That’s the beauty of camping in the woods,” the father replies, “You can go to the toilet wherever you want.”
After five minutes or so, the young lad wanders back to the campfire.
“So, where did you go to the toilet then, son?” The father asks.
“In your tent,” the boy replies.
When the couple fell in love, they carved their initials into a tree. After they got married, they added a year. And for each kid, they carved their initials.
Then one day, while the couple went camping, the tree fell over and flattened their tent, which goes to show, karma’s a birch.
Did you hear about the guy who roped his camper to the bumper of his car?
His vacation went off without a hitch.
What did the campers say when the guides asked them how they enjoyed the campfire?
They all gave it glowing reviews.
If you have 3 sleeping bags in one hand and 3 sleeping bags in the other, what do you have?
Pretty big hands.
Why didn’t the swimmer go away for the weekend with his friends to the campground?
He thought they said they were going cramping.
"Was out camping when a monk tried to sell me flowers but I said no. I like to do my bit to prevent florist friars."
"I took a poll the other day. Turns out 100% of campers get angry when their tents fall down."
Police just arrested a lurker with a knife hiding in people’s sleeping gear at a popular camping site.
He was charged with criminal in-tent.
"I went to the camping supply store and was going to buy a tent but the pegs were on the top shelf. The stakes were too high."
When police discovered a huge cache of stolen camping equipment they called in the public to view a table of con-tents.
An escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods.
It was a clear case of criminal in tent.
"When my Mom found out I had asthma she sent me to a camp for asthmatic children. It was so much fun singing songs around the humidifire."
What happened when the camper paddling on a river in winter lit a fire because he felt cold?
He discovered that he can't have his kayak and heat it too.
Why are people who go camping on April 1 always tired?
Because they just finished a 31-day March!
Did you hear about the lawyer that got lost on a camping trip with one of his clients?
He was found with criminal in-tent.
It only costs a few bucks to get into our local aquarium if you’re camping nearby or dressed as a dolphin.
Yup, for all in tents and porpoises, it’s free!
"A local farmer had opened up his land to campers. When I arrived, he helped me into the field with a wooden step over the fence. I told him that liked his stile."
Did you hear the one about the skunk who went camping?
Probably for the best… It really stinks.
Teacher: "Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence."
Student: "Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my sister was bringing on to summer camp, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.”"
Teacher: “If I gave you 2 tents and another 2 tents and another 2, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “No, listen carefully… If I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven.”
Teacher: “Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Six.”
Teacher: “Good. Now if I gave you two tents, and another two tents and another two, how many would you have?”
Johnny: “Seven!”
Teacher: “Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!”
Johnny: “Because I’ve already own a tent!”
What do fir trees always remember to bring when camping near a lake?
Their swimming trunks.
"Bought stuff cheap from the Richard III Camping Shop last December. The sign said “Now Is The Winter Of Our Discount Tents.”"
"My wife was surprised to hear that I actually enjoyed her punishment of making me sleeping on the sofa. I said that it made me feel manly, like I was camping. With a really angry bear somewhere close by…"
Two kids are camping in their backyard, it’s gotten pretty late and neither of them have watches.
“What time do you think it is?” One of them asks the other.
“Just make a ton of noise,” says the other.
The first kid gets confused and decides to do it anyways.
After a few seconds of screaming a light turns on in another yard and a neighbour yells, “YOU CRAZY KIDS, IT’S 2 IN THE MORNING!”
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Comin!
Comin who?
Comin side the tent, 'cause it's freezing outside.
Knock! Knock!
Who is there?
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. So let's go camping.
Why is flaked tuna a good product for both dolphins and campers?
Because it's very useful for all in-tents and porpoises.
