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Technology promised to solve our problems, but it seems to make a lot of them worse. Take dating. How cool it was that we could "meet" and flirt with five, twelve, thirty-seven, even a hundred people on the internet without having to step our foot outside, we thought—for maybe an evening or two. But ask anyone who is actively swiping, and they'll tell you it's not that simple. The subreddit r/Bumble is dedicated to one of these apps, and it's full of screenshots its users took of all the bizarre bios and painfully dry conversations they go through on a regular basis. These pictures reveal what online dating really looks like behind the filters.
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#1
This Is Probably Why I’m Single
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#2
She Unmatched Me Right After. Sucks Cause She Was Hot :/
#3
I Will Have Satisfaction
NetworkMan 8 hours ago
What the d**n is happening in these comments? That's a pretty funny joke.
#4
He Unmatched Me
#7
I Wish More People Did This In Their Profiles
#8
One Of The Funniest Bio LOL
#9
I Blocked And Unmatched So Quick LOL
#11
I (24f) Am Open To Dating Older Guys So I Matched With This Guy (48m) And He Sent Me This… At Least He’s Honest??
#12
Seducing Guys On Bumble With My Bad Drawings
#13
How Do I Reply
Remi (He/Him) 9 hours ago
Adding that koalas have similar fingerprints to humans, so much so that they've caused confusion for crime scene investigators
#14
So Apparently I Attract A Very Specific Subset Of Men
The first 3 guys literally came up on my "Must See Profiles" on my Liked You page at the same time, the 4th guy came in a few days later lol
#15
His Bio vs. His Message
#16
Moved To A New City And Redownloaded Tinder. This Is The First Girl I Matched With
Remi (He/Him) 9 hours ago
Almost gives the same vibes as those "nice guys" doing the "gentleman" act
#17
This Conversation I Had Was Wild
#18
Can Someone Explain?
Pieter LeGrande 7 hours ago
MTB is standard acronym for mountain biking. HTN is hypertension. Not sure how they relate though in this context.
#19
I Believe In Radical Honesty
#20
Guy I Matched With Last Week And Was Planning To Go Out With Soon, Did This
#21
For My Fellow Single It Nerds
#22
What Are These Men On About
#23
Date Got Canceled Because Knicks Were Playing…
Alex Meurissen 9 hours ago
I mean at least he is honest and not coming up with a b******t excuse. I would not mind this and just reschedule, things like this happen
#24
I'm Tired, Boss
#25
I Got Unmatched For This, Thought I Was Cooking 😭
#27
My Friend Showed Me His Hinge How Do Some Guys Have It This Easy
#28
What Are These Girls Looking For Now In This Era LOL
Grape Walls of Ire 9 hours ago
An 8.5 would not be interested in someone who would say "a 8.5".
#29
Insane Reply
#30
First Match On Bumble. This Is Awesome
#31
A Man Sent Me A Screen Shot Of His Bank Statement
Rosecrucian Roeth 11 hours ago
And? That can be easily faked and if not, he's an idiot, don't go there!
#32
Not The Cancellation Text I’m Used To
#33
I’ve Never Seen A Dating Manifesto Before
#34
C'mon Ladies
#35
I Had An Amazing Conversation Yesterday
#36
I'm Sorry, What Now???
#37
Absolutely Unhinged - Date Cancelled Because I Didn't Send A Good Morning Text?
#38
I Was Told To Post Here For A Profile Review. Don’t Know What To Expect, But Here It Goes
NetworkMan 8 hours ago
What am I missing? Or are we just bullying a man for dressing however he wants and being open in his bio?
#39
This Is Such A Turn Off LOL
#40
Update: Omg, I'm Freaking Out!
#41
Dating In 2025 Be Like
Zig Zag Wanderer 9 hours ago
I say this in the nicest way. If you can't do grammar, I'm not interested.
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Apatheist 4 hours ago
I met my wife on a dating website. We've been together move than 26 years now. We both liked to play computer games rather than go out, so that's how we met. These post-covid WFH days make it far less likely to meet the right person in person.
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Paul Rabit 3 hours ago
Kinda judgy coming from a person who dated someone who liked to keep his dating profile open and active 'for laughs'.
Load More Replies... Apatheist 4 hours ago
I met my wife on a dating website. We've been together move than 26 years now. We both liked to play computer games rather than go out, so that's how we met. These post-covid WFH days make it far less likely to meet the right person in person.
Load More Replies... Paul Rabit 3 hours ago
Kinda judgy coming from a person who dated someone who liked to keep his dating profile open and active 'for laughs'.
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