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Woman Gets Revenge On Office Thief Who Kept Stealing Her Cream From Fridge
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or, in the case of one particular woman, it’s a drink best served from the bottle. Because when she realized that a colleague kept stealing her cream from the fridge at work, she decided to teach the thief a lesson by filling the bottle with breast milk instead.
The woman, who identifies herself as B, left a note on her bottle of cream one morning to let the mystery thief know just what they’ve been stirring into their morning coffee every day. She then posted a picture of the note on Reddit before it was also featured on a popular Facebook page called Breastfeeding Mama Talk. It’s since been shared by over 10k people and it’s been liked almost 30k times, so hopefully people will think twice next time they consider stealing somebody else’s stuff from the office fridge. Breast revenge ever! Sorry.
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Bobbi Newell 9 years ago
I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!
Richard Petch 9 years ago
She should have peed a bit in the bottle first then stuck the label on the day after, that would have taught the thief a lesson.
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Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg 
Stanley Yayo 9 years ago
People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-a*s man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.
Brandon Lee 9 years ago
Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. F**k off!
Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.
Richard Petch 9 years ago
In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.
Debratrou Bletrent 9 years ago
Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though
Chuchip Conley 9 years ago
no issues drinking the breast milk meant for an entirely different species, but hers is repulsive...
Prescotte Martin 9 years ago
I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.
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Victoria Swift 9 years ago
Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).
Stuart Kahler 9 years ago
Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...
Grace Barclay 9 years ago
It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.
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Stanley Yayo 9 years ago
Why should the colleague steal her creamer in the first place.
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Bobbi Newell 9 years ago
I had a similar problem with college roommates using my 2% milk in their coffee so they didn't use up their skim. So I started drinking straight from the carton, leaving blatant lipstick prints. Problem solved!
Richard Petch 9 years ago
She should have peed a bit in the bottle first then stuck the label on the day after, that would have taught the thief a lesson.
Load More Replies... Yvonne Bernal 9 years ago
The MOST clever is the lady who replaced the Oreo stuffing with toothpaste. But there is also the 'FAKE mold sandwich baggies' anti-theft...6b0813.jpg
Stanley Yayo 9 years ago
People stealing someone's stuff in the fridge is freaking annoying! My office colleague an friend has a nasty habit of stealing people's milk and drinks and would keep on denying when caught. Really irks me that a grown-a*s man would be behaving badly when he can afford it.
Brandon Lee 9 years ago
Oh no! You've ingurgitated the essence of life quite litteraly, the most nutritious and amazing substance known to manking. A sweet little baby's life depends on it, yet somehow we've made breasts and the stuff that comes out of them to be obscene. F**k off!
Victor Vakaras 9 years ago
Yeah, I'm sure this happened. It was on the internet so it must be true.
Richard Petch 9 years ago
In every place you work you will get one thieving bastard, I used to be a truck driver for over fifty years, the firm I worked for set on a relief driver, I used to keep a jar full of lose change and leave it in the cab, till this thieving relief driver took my truck our one day and stole all my money which was about £100.00 , I never trusted anybody after that, and he always left my cab like a tip, bastard man.
Debratrou Bletrent 9 years ago
Naah. Fail. Breast milk is thin, kind of bluish, could never be mistaken for cream. Nice fantasy, though
Chuchip Conley 9 years ago
no issues drinking the breast milk meant for an entirely different species, but hers is repulsive...
Prescotte Martin 9 years ago
I always took a breast pump to work when baby was 6 months old. The milk I extracted that day was baby's lunch and snack the next day. I didn't have the choice to stay home with baby, but it worked to pump milk and leave a few bottles.
Load More Replies... Victoria Swift 9 years ago
Um.....that's assault and battery via body fluid. If it was clearly marked as breastmilk it's one thing. If she did a switch and bait on purpose that's considered a form of assult (just like spitting, throwing feces, etc).
Stuart Kahler 9 years ago
Equating breast milk with feces, urine or spit is the kind of moronic thing I've only ever heard from men before.
Load More Replies... Hans 9 years ago
Probably healthier than creamer anyway. The note, however, has a quite odd passive aggressiveness...
Grace Barclay 9 years ago
It find it hilarious. I work for a company that supplies tea, coffee, creamer, milk and sugar. We all put food in the company fridge. Nobody steals anybody's food or drinks. Bravo to B for doing this.
Load More Replies... Stanley Yayo 9 years ago
Why should the colleague steal her creamer in the first place.
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