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What comes to mind when you think of a dystopian universe? is it Dali-esque surrealist landscapes or is it a more realistic world like 'The Handmaidens Tale' or '1984.' Well, according to the late Brtish academic and cultural theorist Mark Fisher, we are already living in a present-day dystopian society and folks - it is very boring.

The term 'boring dystopia' was coined by Fisher in 2015 and refers to the subliminal coercion that abounds in a capitalist society. So subtle that unless you're looking, you might not realize these problems with society are actually already happening. Charlie Booker's Black Mirror is the closest fantasy depiction of this theory, with his episodes questioning how far is too far when it comes to our evolving technology and how close we are to the dystopian future.

However, for real-life examples of this theory, and social issues coming together with, it look no further than the sub-Reddit titled 'A Boring Dystopia,' which is dedicated to sharing images that are disturbingly unassuming. From the poster that reads "Sleep deprivation is your drug of choice. You might be a doer," or a bus passing by with bold black letters stating, "You don't need therapy you just need a new car," the following photos may make you question every society problem in a different light.

Scroll down below to see the Orwellian thread of signs on problems with the world!

#1

Peak Bureaucracy (Happened In Toronto)

Peak Bureaucracy (Happened In Toronto)

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    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell you what...it's difficult to limit screen time for kids, but it's so very important.

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    #3

    I Guess We Just Have To Get Used To This

    I Guess We Just Have To Get Used To This

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, this is sad. But it's a description of "Better safe than sorry"

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    #4

    Drink Soda To Help Fight Diabetes

    Drink Soda To Help Fight Diabetes

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    Andrej Troha
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juvenile diabetes (aka Type 1 diabetes) has nothing to do with sugar intake. Absolutely nothing.

    Ian Carter
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are completely correct that type one is nothing to do with weight that is type two but just wondered why you think this ad is referring to type 1? It says juvenile and plenty of young people have type two, sadly in America & Europe type 2 diabetes is on the rise because of poor diet, sugar is the number one issue.

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    Jennifer BossRod
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate yourselves about Type 1 diabetes!!! It's an autoimmune disease. Diet and exercise HAS nothing to do with the cause of Type 1. The body attacks and kills the beta inslet cells of the pancreas. Stop the stigma! This is just another reason why more needs to be more education. All the uneducated comments about diabetes proves it! I find the uneducated comments offensive for my 18mo old daughter who has this autoimmune disease of Type 1.

    Unicornlover
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's has nothing to do with sugar intake!! AT ALL.

    Full Name
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    7 years ago

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    "It". Are you referring to all types, or just the one you chose to get butthurt about?

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    birdhouse
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With every alcohol purchase we will donate a dollar to Alcoholics Anonymous,.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With every Big Mac purchased we will donate a dollar to the American Heart Association.

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    Isabelle Vial
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually JDRF is about type 1 diabetes. And it has nothing to do with drinking sugar. It’s an autoimmune disease. Kids with DT1 can drink soda (if they take insulin with it ) and you can’t « catch » DT1 because you had an unhealthy lifestyle...

    Lotta Roos
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "drinking sugar" sounds soooo awful! 😱

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    Blue Banana
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help find a cure for type 1 diabetes by getting type 2 diabetes.

    Amazon QT
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF!!! Don’t drink soda, and there won’t be juvenile diabetes!!!! Holy c**p!!!

    Roberto Durante
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, it's like cutting all trees, making paper of it, and writing "save the trees" on it

    Amalia Andersson Biro
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel like this would be a The Simpsons joke or something, I can't believe it

    Gabriel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least is it sugar free?

    Michael Capriola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My doctor told me that Diet Coke was better for me than the Vitamin Water I had switched to. The only thing in the Coke was sodium (and my blood pressure is perfect), while the Vitamin Water has sugar and carbs and hardly any vitamins. BTW, Doc also said I should drink water instead of either of these. :)

    jimmy pop
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Juvenile diabetes is usually type 1 diabetes, which is an auto-immune disease and has nothing to do with your diet. Still funny, but I find US portion sizes ridiculous anyway.

    LaToya Collins
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We always got 2 of these like my aunt didn;t have diabetes

    Liz Sahlin Johansson
    Community Member
    6 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have juvenile - or TYPE 1 as the real name is - diabetes. This type is NOT caused by eating/drinking to much sugar! That is only idiots and ignorant peole believe and say! EVERYONE can get this REGARDLESS how you live, eat or drink. It’s NOT transfered by inheritance. TYPE 2 - or adult diabetes as some people wrongly use the diagnose - is a diffrent and opposite story. Actually it’s two diffrent diseases, but with the same result: to high sugar level in the blood. Type 1 : the pancreas doesn’t produce insulin at all due to an infection for example. Type 2 : the cells has gotten resistant to reciving insulin. If you see insulin as a key you can see those cells with out locks.

    Maggie Collins
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy Sh*t! How could they not know? How could they not figure this out? Appalling!

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Help Us Find A Cure". Just stop selling that s**t!

    Tralee Aylett
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is hilarious. Talk about sending the wrong message on so many levels. When will people get it that you cant get Diabetes from eating too much sugar. Maybe dont supersize everything? Weight problems lead to Type 2 Diabetes (I'm type 1 diabetic on insulin and no I didnt eat too many lollies when I was a kid.)

    Ann Person
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    big diabetes + diabetesn't cancel each other out

    Pattie Kelly
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who ever wrote this advertisement missed the Common Sense train

    Malicity D'Obscura
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the "sugar tax" Philadelphia added on all soft drinks; diet sodas included.

    Sel Bonda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pay us to become sick, cash back for treatment, we spend your money - Alls well! Everyone appy!! Thats our policy :-) How lovely life could be...idiots!

    Carson Lujan
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of sitting at a bus stop a sign said “diabetes causes cancer” next thing I see as it slides up yep you guessed it a McDonald’s burger add

    Debra Redford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People are going to drink it anyway. Might as well get donations from it.

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you don't have to have type 2 diabetes yet kiddos but hey why not develop that along w/ your type 1?! Haa-haa-ha!! just how hungry for profits is kfc? - Very!

    movie maven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hey oversized kids & others be sure to add a huge jug of soda to your order & you too can join the JDRF special club!

    rustic raven
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really KFC you had the balls to put that on your adds ,I can't believe your company is that stupid !

    Jonny Chevalier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the stupitity of the advertivers and teh people that fell for it. never understanding the irony.

    Michèle Gyselinck
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's absurd. What's the size of that drink? So they want to fight juvenile diabetes by causing people to develop Diabetes type 2?

    Edwin Lesperance
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh, stop drinking sugar-laden drinks. DONE!

    Pippa Runs
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like when KFC and Susan G. Komen for the Cure partnered up.

    Wim Cossement
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help us find a cure so people can drink as many of our s**t as they want, it's good for business stupid!

    Aileen Grist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the sugar free - due to the sweeteners - raises insulin resistance

    Monette Mestas
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help you find the cure? Don’t drink a mega jug of soda...

    Laura Gault
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    brawndos got what plants crave

    Glenn Letourneau
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please say this is fake... so bad it’s hilarious!

    Mad Haberdasheress
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, they did an entire episode of Parks and Rec on this exact topic! X-D $2 for that? It's not even child size!

    Senzo Gaeri
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter is a type 1 diabetic mixes every diet pop together. A Kamakazi. Tastes like vomit imhop

    Shelby Jackson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a mom of a T1D....please understand it's an autoimmune disease. Those with T1D have to monitor their carbohydrate intake. Most dairy products and meats are "free" foods meaning they have no carbs. My son loves eating steak especially venison. He eats a lot of cheese and eggs. I really wish people wouldn't automatically assume sugar intake causes diabetes.

    Stannous Flouride
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Arby's needs to do one for PETA. No doubt they'd refuse the money but it would certainly go viral and give them lots of free advertising.

    Valmantas Palikša
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lectin Wheat Germ Agluttinin (WGA) mostly found in whole grains is one of the main causes of type 1. WGA basically mimics insulin causing an immune response attacking the pancreas's beta cells, it can even latch on insulin receptors telling the fat cells to store fat non-stop, WGA molecules are so small, that they can also cross the blood-brain barrier and latch on polysacharides on our nerve endings causing brain fog. Autoimmune diseases don't usually come from nothing. I believe the main causes of autoimmune diseases and allergies is the chronic consumption of lectins and endocrine disruptors in western diets.

    Tim Douglass
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime look up how much cigarette tax money goes to anti-smoking education.

    Omar Elmaghraby
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Buy a pack of cigarettes and 1$ will be donated to lung cancer research

    VM Hiraii
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will just return to you.

    Ani Archeron
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    sh
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing this always makes me more curious than I care to admit.

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    Mr. Re-in-act-ment
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get diabetes to support the cause i guess

    Lynn Noyes
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    Premium
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mouth, meet foot.

    cwa92464
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed so hard my foot fell off

    Lu
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diabetes IS the cure! Drink more pop. Eat more fried chicken

    Efia
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Help us find a cure".. umm.. drinking less Pepsi maybe?

    Meowton Mewsk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pepsi makes a sugar free version. And sugar doesn’t give you diabetes. Ever.

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    Raju Sesharaj
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah drink coke/pepsi and get diabetes so that we can ask you to donate to fix it! Makes sense!

    Jennifer BossRod
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Educate yourself on Type 1. How it happens. Has NOTHING TO DO with sugar/diet/etc

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    #5

    You Must Be Noteworthy To Take A Selfie At This Spot

    You Must Be Noteworthy To Take A Selfie At This Spot

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    nanashi
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IMO this is the most ridiculous thing on this list

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    #6

    Look At All That Freedom

    Look At All That Freedom

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me Henry Ford "A customer can have a car painted any color he wants as long as it’s black”

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    #7

    The Only Way To Live

    The Only Way To Live

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    #8

    Healthcare Described In One Picture

    Healthcare Described In One Picture

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Based on the ATM symbol ("bankomat" on yellow background with Raiffeisen logo) and the uniform of the paramedics it is from Croatia. The photo dates back to September 2016, and the Photographer's name is Sandra Krunic. The original title of this photo said something about American healthcare, which doesn't fit.

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    #9

    You Get 3 Minutes

    You Get 3 Minutes

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How will they bear all that philanthropy

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    #10

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was actually done to combat theft near a rail yard where cargo from trains was being frequently stolen. This is a fantastic example of a person using social media to twist the facts to suit their own agenda.

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    #11

    "How Can We Decorate Our Lobby To Look Refined While Still Being Utterly Devoid Of Character?"

    "How Can We Decorate Our Lobby To Look Refined While Still Being Utterly Devoid Of Character?"

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And people who decided this didn't think that this would make a perfect joke?

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    #12

    "Anti-Homeless" Bench

    "Anti-Homeless" Bench

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    #13

    Quick Reminder That We've Been At War For 17 Years. Sure, People Are Sent To Fight And Die Every Day, But It's Just Old News, Right?

    Quick Reminder That We've Been At War For 17 Years. Sure, People Are Sent To Fight And Die Every Day, But It's Just Old News, Right?

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You've always been at war. The USA is a warmongering country. Does that even surprise anyone at this point?

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    #14

    Kurt Cobain Was Not Diagnosed With A Mental Illness And Leave A Suicide Note For It To Be Turned Into A Fashion Trend

    Kurt Cobain Was Not Diagnosed With A Mental Illness And Leave A Suicide Note For It To Be Turned Into A Fashion Trend

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    #15

    American Airlines Announces Pay Raises For Pilots And Flight Attendants, And Investors Balk

    American Airlines Announces Pay Raises For Pilots And Flight Attendants, And Investors Balk

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Investors want to get all the money, while putting in none of the work. It's the workers' labor that creates value, which brings in the money. It makes sense they should be paid appropriately.

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    #16

    Mass Shootings Are Now So Frequent That President Trump Just Copies-And-Pastes His Condolences

     Mass Shootings Are Now So Frequent That President Trump Just Copies-And-Pastes His Condolences

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    #17

    Education For Your Kids? Not Important. Buy Our Expensive Car Instead

    Education For Your Kids? Not Important. Buy Our Expensive Car Instead

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    Miklós Nagy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We need cheap workforce in our factory in the future too!"

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    #18

    Trump's Official Survey Doesn't Include Any Negative Response Options

     Trump's Official Survey Doesn't Include Any Negative Response Options

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    #19

    Teaching Kids To Read Via Logos

    Teaching Kids To Read Via Logos

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    r3dd3v1lL
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know why but to me this seems to be more vulgar and immoral than the last porn movie I watched.

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    #20

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    #21

    Totally Normal And Fine

    Totally Normal And Fine

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Be careful now. All the Trump supporters will cry fake news.

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    #22

    S**t Like This Just Happens Constantly Now

    S**t Like This Just Happens Constantly Now

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that fake smile would open the door from the #17 post

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    #23

    Liquidation Sale

    Liquidation Sale

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    stellermatt
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    not as bad as 'things to do before you die' why not 'things to do while you're still alive' much more positive.

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    #24

    Plastic, As God Made It

    Plastic, As God Made It

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    Paul K. Johnson
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't George Carlin say that the only reason Earth hasn't killed us is that it can't make plastic and needs us to do it?

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    #25

    Gun Show This Weekend

    Gun Show This Weekend

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's been documented that after a mass/school shooting, gun sales actually go up. How sick is that?

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    #26

    Teachers Gifted Supplies For Their Classrooms ...on A Talk Show

    Teachers Gifted Supplies For Their Classrooms ...on A Talk Show

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    #27

    Late Stage Capitalism

    Late Stage Capitalism

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't the simple fact that you're out of blood, solve ALL your problems ? Including housing ? Just a tought

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    #28

    Be Happy

    Be Happy

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if you don't smile, an exec will immediately bolt from his office and grin at the door for you :D

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    #29

    Life Is Beautiful

    Life Is Beautiful

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    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. STUNNING!! (It's sarcasm, relax)

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    #30

    Jaywalkers Under Surveillance In Shenzhen Soon To Be Punished Via Text Messages

     Jaywalkers Under Surveillance In Shenzhen Soon To Be Punished Via Text Messages

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    Naima Ivansdóttir
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how is this surprising? did you really think they were developing this kind of technology just for your social photo tagging to be easier? come on.

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    #31

    Google Helps Its Sponsors Before Its Users

    Google Helps Its Sponsors Before Its Users

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    #32

    They Love It!

    They Love It!

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NOPE. Biggest nope of my life NOPE

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    #33

    I Withdrew Some Cash And The Receipt Has The Most Dystopian Bloody Thing On It

    I Withdrew Some Cash And The Receipt Has The Most Dystopian Bloody Thing On It

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    Nikki D
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that a dalmation out the backseat window?

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    #34

    I'm Sure The Sermen Drew Some Comparison With Following "False Prophets"

    I'm Sure The Sermen Drew Some Comparison With Following "False Prophets"

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think this challenge honor the Christ... Poor Him, it must be tiredsome to be loved by idiots.

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    #36

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    #37

    It’s Really Hard Watching Other People Live Out Your Dreams

    It’s Really Hard Watching Other People Live Out Your Dreams

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    ille102
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is probably obvious to most, but the reductress is, just like the onion, a satire site :) just so you know

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    #38

    You Don't Need Therapy

    You Don't Need Therapy

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    Joe Clark
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need a new car so you can drive to therapy.

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    #39

    The Fortune In These Fortune Cookies

    The Fortune In These Fortune Cookies

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    #40

    Bleeding You Dry

    Bleeding You Dry

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Giving your blood is a good thing, having no choice but selling your blood sucks

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    #41

    Aligned With The Holiday Spirit

    Aligned With The Holiday Spirit

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    Tobias Meiner
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And? This can be a police parking lot, military base, impound lot, a mint etc.

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    #42

    You've Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For

    You've Heard Of Elf On The Shelf, Now Get Ready For

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    Smoofy
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING, HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE

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    #43

    How America Ends

    How America Ends

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    #44

    The Important News

    The Important News

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    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an update. Bus probably fell from the cliff, crashed on a cemetery, and they are keeping the viewers up to date on how many victims they keep finding under the wreck. Chips look tasty though :D

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    #45

    Golden Fistbump

    Golden Fistbump

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    Random Panda
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. The lack of self-awareness is astounding.

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    #46

    This Escorting Website Features A Live-Updated Student Debt Clock

    This Escorting Website Features A Live-Updated Student Debt Clock

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So consequently, government, banks, and universities are pimps.

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    #47

    Happiness Within Reach

    Happiness Within Reach

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people who 'live' in walmart and mcdo doesn't like to walk :-)

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    #48

    Back To School Shopping

    Back To School Shopping

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    Me
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't this feel safe and free?

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    #49

    Facebook Served Me An Ad Inside Of A Private Chat

    Facebook Served Me An Ad Inside Of A Private Chat

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nothing is private on Facebook, even when you think it is.

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    #50

    Their Main Concern Isn't Population Changes, It's Diaper Sales

    Their Main Concern Isn't Population Changes, It's Diaper Sales

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    Ben Smith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank God. We're already over populated

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    #51

    Over 2 Million People Watched "Top 10 Teen Life Sentence Reactions" For Their Entertainment

    Over 2 Million People Watched "Top 10 Teen Life Sentence Reactions" For Their Entertainment

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly enough, curiosity at the misfortune of others is part of life. In this case it’s some sort of guilt free entertainment because all the convicts were murderers and surely deserved that harsh punishment.

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    #52

    4 Ways Sexual Harassment Can Cost Us

    4 Ways Sexual Harassment Can Cost Us

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks like it's aimed at management that ignores workers' bad conduct, because they happen to be good at their job or they just don't think it's a big deal. It makes sense the campaign would tackle the issue from this angle, as this is the only way to get through to these people. Still s****y, but I get it.

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    #53

    Protect The Dear Leader, Report Fake News

    Protect The Dear Leader, Report Fake News

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    issam
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He wished he looked like that figure .

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    #54

    Hey Human, Wan't Cold And Clean Water? Subscribe For Just $1.99 A Month

    Hey Human, Wan't Cold And Clean Water? Subscribe For Just $1.99 A Month

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    #55

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Prestigous Cactus
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Cali: "Can you guys fight this fire? We can't pay you much and you won't be able to become a firefighter later. But it's completely voluntary." *People* in *Prison*: Yeah whatever we'll do it. Cali: We'll make sure you guys get credit on Twitter. PiP: Wouldn't it be dumb if people complained about that? Cali: Yeah that would be dumb, thanks guys.

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    #56

    Remember, Your Job Is W H O Y O U A R E

    Remember, Your Job Is W H O Y O U A R E

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    John Montgomery
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it makes for s****y conversation when meeting people. "What do you do?" Zzzzzzzz. I'd much rather know what someone's hobby is or what they do to bring joy into their lives. Even if it's sports or religion, it's better than hearing about what one does to fund their fun.

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    #57

    Addiction Is The Most Powerful Tool For Workplace Productivity

    Addiction Is The Most Powerful Tool For Workplace Productivity

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    #58

    A Breath Of Fresh Air At The Airport

    A Breath Of Fresh Air At The Airport

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    birdhouse
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one will even look up from their phones to notice.

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    #59

    This Student Loan Payment Site That Looks Like A Mobile Game...

    This Student Loan Payment Site That Looks Like A Mobile Game...

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    Amanda Ford
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a legitimate thing. This is Givling. By playing a trivia game and watching ads

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    #60

    Get Drunk, Go Shopping, Kill Yourself

    Get Drunk, Go Shopping, Kill Yourself

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    -
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well.... Can't say no to that.

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    #61

    Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. The First Two Are Ads

    Stories That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity. The First Two Are Ads

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    PyroarRanger
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well one is called the hope detector, and the other is good odds??? it sounds nice?

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    #62

    Just Work Until You Die

    Just Work Until You Die

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    #63

    H A P P I N E S S

    H A P P I N E S S

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    Boo
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's up with that rogue truck going the wrong way?

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    #64

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Andrew Gibb
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The British Army is one of the very few Armies in the World that still recruits child soldiers. The UK is one of only 19 countries worldwide to recruit 16-year-olds. Other countries that do so include North Korea, Iran and Syria. No other EU or Nato member state recruits 16-year-olds. Some 2,250 minors were recruited into the armed forces in the past 12 months. The army alone enlisted 1,000 16-year-olds. This makes 16-year-olds the single biggest age group entering the army. The army states that it uses the recruitment of minors as “an opportunity to mitigate standard entry shortfalls, particularly for the infantry”. This is worrying because the infantry has the highest fatality and injury rate of any branch of the armed forces. Child Soldiers International has found that soldiers who enlisted at 16 were twice as likely to die in Afghanistan as those who enlisted aged 18 or above

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    #65

    Found In The Chicago Tribune: "Brand Disputes Make Couples Unhappy"

    Found In The Chicago Tribune: "Brand Disputes Make Couples Unhappy"

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    Wil Vanderheijden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ridicolous. I don't care what brand whiskey my wife buys. As long as she's buying whiskey, I'm good.

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    #66

    The More You Consume The Happier You’ll Be

    The More You Consume The Happier You’ll Be

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    #67

    Boring Dystopia

    Boring Dystopia

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    Zenozenobee
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not important all. In France, the nursery rythm and kid songs we teach to our kids are mostly creepy AF and it doesn't make them serial killers. There is nothing to get upset here. This isn't dystopian at all, it's just people trying to get attention with a story that is probably not even true.

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    #68

    The Cash For Gold Business Is Getting Into The Dystopian Market

    The Cash For Gold Business Is Getting Into The Dystopian Market

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    Nadja Lambacher
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That`s normal? Every shop that buys gold advertises that it includes gold teeth. At least here in Germany.

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    #69

    Now Kids Can Play And Learn About Consumerism

    Now Kids Can Play And Learn About Consumerism

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kind of toys has been around since forever. It's not about consumerism, its about learning to add and cost of things.

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    #70

    Mcdonalds Targeting Kids

    Mcdonalds Targeting Kids

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    Mindy Keys
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    McD's has been targeting kids since they opened. Their spokesman is a creepy clown after all.

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    #71

    Our Excessive Working Hours Prevent Our Employees Proper Amounts Of Sleep! Aren't We Quirky?

    Our Excessive Working Hours Prevent Our Employees Proper Amounts Of Sleep! Aren't We Quirky?

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh shut up. Bakers have since the invention of the job being an external one have to rise early AF. They start early - they stop early. If they don't get enough sleep, that's not on their employer.

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    #72

    Start 'Em Young

    Start 'Em Young

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    Anne
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, start m young. teach them to shop, to select produce, to cook. Wait.. that's just all part of raising your kids ffs

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