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They say you shouldn't judge a book by its cover, but what about its title? Sometimes, a book's title is so witty, so clever, or so downright absurd that it's almost funnier than the book itself (almost!). These titles are a testament to the power of words to tickle our funny bones and pique our curiosity, leaving us eager to dive into the pages and discover the literary gems hidden within.

So, get ready to chuckle, snort, and maybe even shed a tear of laughter as we explore 20 book titles that are guaranteed to brighten your day and leave you wondering how authors come up with such brilliant (and sometimes bizarre) ideas.

 "How To Talk To Your Cat About Gun Safety" Finally, A Book That Addresses The Real Issues Facing Cat Owners Today

Review: "This book is hilarious! So well written it’s almost believable. Bought one for a friend, thanks for the levity!" - Daisy

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Sue Denham
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If cats had guns and opposable thumbs we'd be in so much trouble.

Robert Beveridge
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I keep trying but she just doesn't listen. Come to think of it, I haven't smelled my downstairs neighbor smoking under my window recently...

Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The possibility of a cat murdering you is low, but never zero. Why are you trying to change those odds??

Ephemeral Mochi
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1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I got this one from my mom! it has some pretty icky LGBTQphobic themes in at least one of the chapters though

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     "Actual Hr-Approved Ways To Tell Coworkers They're Stupid" A Guide To Navigating Those Awkward Workplace Moments Without Getting Fired (Or Slapped)

    Review: "I got this as a gag gift for a coworker. It turned out not only to be hilarious, but actually have some legit recommendations for tactful responses. It will certainly not be the last copy I purchase!" - Harriet B.

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    I need a nap.
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now we need a sequel: 75 administration approved ways to tell your peers they’re stupid, for high school and college age kids.

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do a Google Search for 'The Hacker FAQ' and 'The Manager FAQ'. Well-written discussions of how managers can better relate to, and manage, technical workers, and how technical workers can communicate more effectively with non-technical management, and how each side can better appreciate what the other side brings to the table. I have passed those on to fellow co-workers and managers several times over the years, and the consensus from everyone is that they are worth reading, even if a bit old by now. Still recommended.

    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh MAN do I wish this had existed while I was in the workforce

    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes! Saying "As per my last message" to say "I told you this already, you idiot!"

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     "How To Solve Your Own Murder" This Is A Killer Read... Literally

    Review: "This book offered clues along the way, but kept you guessing until the last... interesting characters and lovely descriptions of the setting." - kc Jones

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     "Moby-Duck" A Quirky And Captivating Adventure That Follows A Flotilla Of Wayward Bath Toys As They Navigate The High Seas, Proving That Even The Most Ordinary Objects Can Have Extraordinary Journeys

    Review: "What a fascinating story! The author takes you on his journey to track down those escaped rubber duckies. You'll learn about container shipping, ocean currents, geography, and human nature. A grand read." - Wordsmyth

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    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This sounds interesting. I didn't know bath toys escaped like that.

    Chewie Baron
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of their amazing feats was that they found what seafarers had spent centuries looking for. A way through the North East Passage. Sailing from the Atlantic to the Pacific in the North. But, sadly, it was only able to be done thanks to climate change.

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     "How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You" If Your Cat Brings You A "Gift" Of A Dead Mouse, It's Not A Present... It's A Warning

    Review: "I really enjoyed this book. A light read with a lot of humor." - Jennifer Sanders

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    Nosirrow
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine did try to kill me but she wasn't really angry with me. A tomcat attacked her and she attacked me. Which, apart from being horrifying, was kinda hilarious. I raised that little s**t.

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My cat ended up sending me to the ER with a wound after I had to break up a fight. I went to pick her up and she thought she was still being attacked, so she turned and bit my wrist. She got me right in a vein and I was spurting blood everywhere. I don't blame her, but I wasn't particularly happy about getting the wound scrubbed out at the hospital. :)

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The book to buy after "How to talk to your cat about gun safety".

    Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The trick is to stay adequate enough that it would be more hassle to train new soft can-openers.

    I need a nap.
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also, it’s a little difficult to survive without them. My cat couldn’t go a week without his soft can opener (me).

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     "Stiff: The Curious Lives Of Human Cadavers" A Fascinating And Surprisingly Funny Exploration Of What Happens To Our Bodies After We Die. It's Dead Serious... But Also Strangely Lively

    Review: "I really enjoyed this book. It took me on a new journey and led me down a road with lots of questions. Well written, worth the read." - Melissa

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    Dana Grunwald
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great and interesting book!

    SushiPusha
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've listened to the audiobook! Fascinating and informative!

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    But we're just getting warmed up! There is plenty more space on your bookshelf. These next few titles are so outlandish, so unexpected, you can't help but fall in love with their sheer absurdity.

     "I Could Pee On This" Finally, A Collection Of Poetry That Captures The True Essence Of Feline Philosophy. From Odes To Scratching Posts To Meditations On The Existential Dread Of Empty Food Bowls, This Book Is A Must-Have For Any Cat Lover Who's Ever Wondered What Their Furry Friend Is Really Thinking

    Review: "This book was well worth the purchase for the heartwarming & hilarious poems. Will definitely be sharing these poems with friends & family & even my cats. I highly recommend it to all cat lovers." - Sarah Muddiman

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     "So Long, And Thanks For All The Fish" The Fourth Installment In The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Series, Where The Absurdity Of The Universe Reaches New Heights. Just Remember, Don't Panic! And Always Bring A Towel

    Review: "I absolutely loved it! Another excellent book! Marvin is so my favorite character! This is a must read series! I can’t wait for the next book!" - Digital Panache

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    BrunoVI
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fifth book, Mostly Harmless, was marketed as "the Fifth Book in the Increasingly Misnamed HItchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Trilogy."

    Apatheist Account2
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll have a bit of a wait for the next book, considering the author unalived in 2001. Fake review possibly?

    Scott Rackley
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Huh? The review was written around the time the book was published.

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     "Can Holding In A Fart Kill You?" Finally, The Answers To Life's Most Pressing Questions... And Some You Didn't Even Know You Had

    Review: "Kept on the magazine rack by my guest toilet, people who visit catch themselves staying in the bathroom much longer than anticipated! This book is a riot! And a great gift for the curious soul!" - Heather Jones

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    Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to my quick Google search, it can't. But it can cause problems like diverticulitis (the intestine forms bulges in its walls). And that can.

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     "Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?" Before There Was Blade Runner, There Was This Mind-Bending Masterpiece That Asked "What Does It Truly Mean To Be Human?"

    Review: "Purchased as a gift for a coworker. It's a fast read but definitely one to have in your library. I've reread my copy countless times." - jsuperduff

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    Sian E
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Censoring authors names, BP?

    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL, it's an automatic censor so it doesn't really have any logic. We should just substitute the word penis every time. Philip K Penis. :)

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    JL
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing there were no books on here from D**k Clark, D**k Van Dyke, D**k Van Patten, D**k Martin, D**k Butkus, D**k Cavett, D**k Enberg, D**k Stockton, D**k Schaap, D**k Vitale, D**k Gautier, D**k York, D**k Sargent, D**k Shawn, D**k Smothers, D**k Yuengling, or D**k Cheney.

    Miracle Max
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Phillip also wrote the stories that inspired Paycheck, Minority Report, Total Recall, A Scanner Darkly, The Adjustment Bureau and the entire Electric Dreams series from BBC4 and Amazon.

    Eileen Gormly
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm still struggling with figuring out if the caption is a joke or not. LIke, the movie is based on the book so ... um, yeah? Or ... is that the joke?

    Travelling Stranger
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    1 year ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of the few serious books among "funny" stuff, at least Amazon does not censor the author's name

    Shelby Moonheart
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the only book my husband has read electronically.

    just me
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Granted, it's been a while since I read this, but I don't remember it being a comedy.

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     "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat" When Your Brain Plays Tricks On You, Reality Gets A Whole Lot Weirder

    Review: "It was fascinating to read, not only about the maladies, but about the interaction between doctor and patient." - K. A. Anderson

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    Kelly H. Wilder
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an actual medical condition. Simultaneously fascinating and frightening.

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     "Half Asleep In Frog Pajamas" A Quirky And Endearing Story That Reminds Us Sometimes Life's Most Unexpected Adventures Happen When We're Least Prepared

    Review: "Another great book by this author. He is absolutely one of my favorites. There are still a couple of his books that I haven't read and I would recommend his books to anyone with a shred of intelligence and a good sense of humor!!" - Mary

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    mtownmick
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The reviewer is correct. A great read as are most of his books. Start with the earlier ones, Even Cowgirls get the blues, skinny legs and all, etc. You are welcome.

    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Excellent author! Still Life With Woodpecker, Jitterbug Perfume...

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     "The Particular Sadness Of Lemon Cake" This Is A Bittersweet Tale Of A Girl Who Tastes Emotions In Her Food, Reminding Us That Even The Sweetest Treats Can Hold Hidden Depths

    Review: "Interesting book, read it for a bookclub. We all found it fascinating with the concept of feeling things in food." - Amazon Customer

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    Sheena Batenchuk
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is lemon cake. It just has chocolate icing.

    Donkey boi
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could of at least put a picture of a lemon cake on the cover....

    Rae Reyn
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a great book. A girl can taste the emotions of people how made food. Then it has a weird twist toward the end.

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    And finally, we're wrapping things up with a collection of titles that perfectly encapsulate the absurdity of life itself. These books remind us not to take ourselves too seriously and to embrace the humor in even the most mundane situations.

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     "New Driver's Guide To Things To Not Crash Into" A Hilarious And Helpful Guide For Navigating The Road's Many Obstacles, From Fire Hydrants To Your Own Dignity

    Review: "Funny and informative, easy to read book for beginner driver grandson which he will hopefully pass down to his siblings." - R.Ayres

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    Upstaged75
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should have been given this as a teenager. When I was 16 I hit a huge tree. :) Granted, I wasn't the only one who hit it - it was right in the middle of a hairpin turn. They eventually cut it down because people kept crashing in to it.

     "The Sound Of A Wild Snail Eating" Sometimes The Quietest Moments Are The Loudest Reminders Of Life's Beauty And Resilience

    Review: "As the life of the snail she describes and her own painful, slow crawl toward improved health. Lovely and poignant." - Mulheren

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     "Everyone Poops " A Potty Training Classic That Proves Even The Most Embarrassing Bodily Functions Are A Natural Part Of Life

    Review: "We just bought this book for our 2yr. old grandson. It is a book that we were given when his dad was a little boy. Cute pictures with a simple story. Everyone poops!!" - Clare MMM

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    Robert Beveridge
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read this nightly during the potty training months.

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    "How To Raise Your I. Q. By Eating Gifted Children"

    A Satirical Masterpiece That Skewers The Absurdity Of Modern Life With A Side Of Dark Humor. Proceed With Caution: This Book Is Not For The Faint Of Heart Or Easily Offended

     "How To Raise Your I. Q. By Eating Gifted Children" A Satirical Masterpiece That Skewers The Absurdity Of Modern Life With A Side Of Dark Humor. Proceed With Caution: This Book Is Not For The Faint Of Heart Or Easily Offended

    Review: "Just ate my first gifted child and let me tell you, I feel smarter already. It is a lot of work as gifted childern are hard to come by, but after finding the first and chowing down I'm finally ready to get that GED." - M. Green

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    Ms. Mack
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't children awfully high in cholesterol?

    Bill Swallow
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Recently read "This is How You Lose the Time War". Interesting read. Science fiction, mainly a character study.

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     "Dee's Big Nuts" Erm... Let's Just Say This One's A Bit Nuts. We'll Leave The Rest To Your Imagination

    Review: "Got this as joke book for my sister in-law. It's very cute and hilarious. Great funny gift item." - cbennett

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     "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea" A Hilarious And Brutally Honest Memoir That Proves Laughter Is The Best Hangover Cure

    Review: "I've read almost all of Chelsea's books and they are hilarious! Do know you need to understand her humor beforehand or you could easily be offended, she just speaks her truth and truly loves everyone." - Karah

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    Mike
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have this book, and it's hilarious!

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