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life is weird, and I ask how other people's lives are weird
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Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
person #1: yeah I'll bring the lasagna person #2: i asked for marshmallows person #1: ...ohHey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
Guy: Hi I'm the guy wearing green crocs. Lady: Oh I'm so sorry I think I can't come out today. Guy: Geez fine I'll change Lady: I see you! I'll come there.Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
This was during school, and we were doing compatibility tests for jobs we could like (MyBlueprint if anyone knows). Anyways, one of the options was Midwife, and two of the loud obnoxious boys next to me were talking about it. Here’s a very basic, very watered down replay of the conversation: Boy#1: eww you can be a midwife! Boy#2: haha you should take it Boy#1: are you kidding? I could not handle birth. Boy#2: why not? It’s just the stomach. Boy #2 said that! Not even sarcastically! As if their isn’t a whole system? I’m honestly horrified for when he learns how pregnancy works.Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
At the bus stop two elderly ladies were having a really long detailed conversation about one of their husbands and the ONLY potatoes he likes are tinned potatoes 😂 the other lady was shocked and was like ‘not even mash or chips??’ ‘no! he wont have it, only tinned baby potatoes from Morrisons’ ‘not even jacket potatoes??’ etc, it just seemed funny to have a half hour long conversation about tinned potatoes 😅Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
Not super funny, but there were two girls analyzing the way that they made eye contact with a crush. They were totally over thinking it, and were thinking of different meanings and stuff. It wasn't that funny but I thought it was kinda weird how much they were overthinking it
Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way
I met a 6-year-old with an imaginary gecko. She had it in her hands. Asked if I would like to see the gecko. Of course, I would. When she went to show me, said gecko escaped. She loudly chased after him yelling ' come back Randall, I have treats! I have Oreos Randall.' etc. She then 'caught' Randall, and proceeded to show me. It was one of the most delightful things I've seen. I hate that this kind of imagination is pounded out of us as we get older.
Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way
I asked this one kid, "What's up?" She took it literally and looked up, "The sky," I looked up too, and I guess I never realized how pretty the sky is. Now I make a point to look up each day. It's nice to get a new point of view.Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?
So my sister had our dining room filled to the brim with her teaching and classroom supplies for like a year while she was in the process of switching schools. Finally, she gets her new job and has a friend help her take a few of the crates to her classroom, leaving behind a considerable amount still in the room. The two of them and our mom are hanging out nearby afterward, and I walk over to the dining room. I look inside and say, "Wow, it looks so empty in here!" My mom completely thought I was serious. She gave me a confused look and replied, "No it’s not!" Cue me explaining I was being sarcastic, my mom realizing her mistake, and the friend laughing at the exchange from his place on the couch.Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?
To someone who shows up uninvited. "I hate it when someone just drops by." "Me too!"Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free?
Why??? Just why??? Did that character from my favourite book have to die????? Literally my mind half the time
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The Colombian serial killer Pedro Alonso Lopez, who is known as the Monster of the Andes, raped and murdered over 300 girls from Ecuador, Peru and Colombia. However, after he was caught and imprisoned for 18 years, he was put in a psychiatric hospital. There he was reviewed, declared to be sane and was set free, in spite of his blatant avowal that he fully intends to kill again. Since he was released in 1998, nobody knows where he is or what he’s doing. ( He is supposed to be 71 years old at present).He is known for being the most prolific killer ever.
Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?
That the best paid jobs are likely to be non-essential for sustaining our societies, like cosmetic surgeons or stock market brokers. And that essential jobs are paid so little, like cleaners, teachers or social workers.Show All 16 Upvotes
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Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
person #1: yeah I'll bring the lasagna person #2: i asked for marshmallows person #1: ...ohHey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
This was during school, and we were doing compatibility tests for jobs we could like (MyBlueprint if anyone knows). Anyways, one of the options was Midwife, and two of the loud obnoxious boys next to me were talking about it. Here’s a very basic, very watered down replay of the conversation: Boy#1: eww you can be a midwife! Boy#2: haha you should take it Boy#1: are you kidding? I could not handle birth. Boy#2: why not? It’s just the stomach. Boy #2 said that! Not even sarcastically! As if their isn’t a whole system? I’m honestly horrified for when he learns how pregnancy works.Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
Guy: Hi I'm the guy wearing green crocs. Lady: Oh I'm so sorry I think I can't come out today. Guy: Geez fine I'll change Lady: I see you! I'll come there.Hey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
Not super funny, but there were two girls analyzing the way that they made eye contact with a crush. They were totally over thinking it, and were thinking of different meanings and stuff. It wasn't that funny but I thought it was kinda weird how much they were overthinking itHey Pandas! What Are Some Funny Conversations You Heard?
At the bus stop two elderly ladies were having a really long detailed conversation about one of their husbands and the ONLY potatoes he likes are tinned potatoes 😂 the other lady was shocked and was like ‘not even mash or chips??’ ‘no! he wont have it, only tinned baby potatoes from Morrisons’ ‘not even jacket potatoes??’ etc, it just seemed funny to have a half hour long conversation about tinned potatoes 😅Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way
I met a 6-year-old with an imaginary gecko. She had it in her hands. Asked if I would like to see the gecko. Of course, I would. When she went to show me, said gecko escaped. She loudly chased after him yelling ' come back Randall, I have treats! I have Oreos Randall.' etc. She then 'caught' Randall, and proceeded to show me. It was one of the most delightful things I've seen. I hate that this kind of imagination is pounded out of us as we get older.Hey Pandas, Tell Us Something Weird A Kid Has Said To You That Made You Think About Life In A Different Way
I asked this one kid, "What's up?" She took it literally and looked up, "The sky," I looked up too, and I guess I never realized how pretty the sky is. Now I make a point to look up each day. It's nice to get a new point of view.Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?
So my sister had our dining room filled to the brim with her teaching and classroom supplies for like a year while she was in the process of switching schools. Finally, she gets her new job and has a friend help her take a few of the crates to her classroom, leaving behind a considerable amount still in the room. The two of them and our mom are hanging out nearby afterward, and I walk over to the dining room. I look inside and say, "Wow, it looks so empty in here!" My mom completely thought I was serious. She gave me a confused look and replied, "No it’s not!" Cue me explaining I was being sarcastic, my mom realizing her mistake, and the friend laughing at the exchange from his place on the couch.Hey Pandas, What's A Conversation You Had With Someone Where They Didn't Understand That You Were Being Sarcastic?
To someone who shows up uninvited. "I hate it when someone just drops by." "Me too!"Hey Pandas! What Lives In Your Head Rent Free?
Why??? Just why??? Did that character from my favourite book have to die????? Literally my mind half the time
Haunting-Real-Life-Facts
The Colombian serial killer Pedro Alonso Lopez, who is known as the Monster of the Andes, raped and murdered over 300 girls from Ecuador, Peru and Colombia. However, after he was caught and imprisoned for 18 years, he was put in a psychiatric hospital. There he was reviewed, declared to be sane and was set free, in spite of his blatant avowal that he fully intends to kill again. Since he was released in 1998, nobody knows where he is or what he’s doing. ( He is supposed to be 71 years old at present).He is known for being the most prolific killer ever.
Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?
Colour coding babies clothes so that people know which genitals they have.Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?
That the best paid jobs are likely to be non-essential for sustaining our societies, like cosmetic surgeons or stock market brokers. And that essential jobs are paid so little, like cleaners, teachers or social workers.
Hey Pandas, What Behavior Is Considered Normal But It's Actually Weird When You Think About It?
Expecting children to socialise with everyone and share everything. I was a very shy child so when my mum invited her mom friends over they’d all send their kids to my room to play with my stuff and it was like a form of torture. We should teach children about reasonable boundaries and respect - We don’t expect the same behaviour from adults so I don’t see why it’s acceptable to do to our kidsThis Panda hasn't followed anyone yet
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