‘Please Hate These Things:’ This Instagram Account Is Heaven For Those Looking For The Worst Home Design Ideas (40 Pics)

+1 for the caption. My toes hurt already.

Hey, this is sweet and funny.

This sectional would go great with the phallic chandelier in a previous photo.

A pre-generated The Sims house 35 seconds after i put my sticky hands on it

I'd have so much fun with that.

Could the stairs get nits?

That can’t be accidental.

Penis table legs and a vulva ceiling?

Can someone please explain to me why in the world would ANYONE think it’s a good idea to put a power point in a sink.

I like it! Interesting how the living room looks like in this house.

We need to talk about the elephant in the room.

Vommit..

They skinned a teddy bear! The monsters!

Al least there is no wasted space.

No! I cannot unsee this!

Isn't that the house from "My Big Fat Greek Wedding"?

Everything about this room is questionable. I think i'll call it the micropenis kitchen.

awesome. I want one!

I think the vase of flowers on an oven hob is whats wrong here...

No, no, no, no, no. Carpet should never ever be in the toilet or bathroom.

That's enough internet for me today

I actually like the idea.

why is there even a heat vent in the middle of the floor? aren't they supposed to be on the edge of the room?

Yep that's different

Wow so much space! Good for yoga classes.

There must have been plans for a balcony.

they'll be with you, watching, wherever you are...

HOW can you sleep with that on the wall?

Are those shirts ? that match the curtains?

Reminds me of the tv show “saved by the bell”.

This is a virginity keeper

Would make a great cat toy.

Upvoted for the caption

These stairs wil make you trip

Bessie is so sad. You bastards!

Oooh, that’s actually cool and interesting.

"Sir, you can get 3 words for the price of 2. Any other stuff important to you?"

That thing looks ready to fall down and kill somebody at any moment.

Hey, let's go with a color theme!

Somebody was so pleased with their cool idea for a hot minute.

Hey - that's faux fir!

This is called the fireman's bathroom. To get dry, you have to stop, drop and roll.

More like the designer for Macdonalds got a home contract.

Migraine waiting to happen.

THAT IS AWESOME!! The rest of the decor isn't. I would put this in a simpler, modern bathroom without all the distraction of patterns and paintings, so the sink would stand out more, but the sink itself is AWESOME!

I can put this sperm vanity in the same house, along with the pink lipped sectional sofa and the phallic chandelier. How am I doing?

Why are the windows that shape - and they're not even symmetrical! *eye twitches*

Forget Grandma, I ain't making it up those stairs!

I think that I would like to cross-stitch your abode.

This is great, you can actually get close to the mirrors without being blocked by the sink

COUNT DUCKULAR!

This is nice!

That's not too bad although it doesn't go with anything in the room

I think these would look cool but only on a beach shack.

This s actually Elastigirl's bathroom.

"House" to rent by the hour, maybe?

This looks awesome.

The sink is the only thing I like.

I like the floor only

I always wanted an extra leg joint.

Built during the era of 1980s step aerobics.

"Home" actually means mildew in Finnish

I mean they make stoves without the rear portion. I have one actually.

Recite your daily affirmations whilst you climb the stairs.

Imagine all the noise from that aquarium while trying to sleep

An interesting solution to an annoying problem.