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Woman On Twitter Educates People On Getting Bitten By These 20 Different Animals
Even wondered what it’s like getting bitten by an animal? As you can imagine, there are animals that bite hard to defend themselves or as a form of an attack. However, not all animals are capable of biting with force, and can end up giving more of a suckle than a bite. And then there’s the question of whether they were trying to bite you with malicious intent.
Anywho, Jelena Woehr recently went to Twitter to answer this very question: what’s it like being bitten by various animals?
One thread later, we have a list of 20 animals and tweet-long reviews with ratings detailing the various bites found in the animal kingdom.
Bored Panda invites you to check out Jelena’s reviews of bites in the list below. And while you’re down there, why not vote on the ones you liked the most, and leave us a comment with your own animal bite reviews in the comment section!
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Angelica H. 5 years ago
my dad is scared of horses because when he was five or six he saw a lady get bitten really hard by a horse.
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Heather Williams 5 years ago
Unless it is a baby goat, then it is pretty painful since they have sharp teeth. I speak from experience here.
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RustyLion Bro 5 years ago
I got bit from my friend's pet ferret on my finger, it just has a cut
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ScarlettofHydraIsland 5 years ago (edited)
I got bit by a water snake when I was 11 after I tried to pick it up to move it out of the road. I couldn’t pull back because I’d pull out the teeth, so I just had to stand there and let it bite me. Ungrateful little b*st*rd shat all over me too. 1/5 stars, this snake is rude and ungrateful to people saving their life.
Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago
Got back to its den and regaled its snake friends with tales of “Big Hands”
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Seabeast 5 years ago
I still have a scar from being bitten by an angry rabbit at about age 12. Do not recommend.
AlmightyOne 5 years ago
I got bitten by a seagull once. Their beaks are pretty sharp!
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Madbilby 5 years ago
I would love to do an Australian equivalent ...the problem being ....the first animal that bites you will probably kill you.
Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago
Except, apparently, the building-sized spiders
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Ozacoter 5 years ago
The worst animals that I have seen for the bite are long tail macaques (macaques in general but this ones were feisty). Not only they have jaws strong enough to break Kongs (that survive pitbulls) (with the help of their hands of course). They can bite through Kevlar! The catching gloves that we had were made out of that material and they could still hurt you through it. (We only used them if the animals were in danger or very sick and needed to be taken quickly, if not we used transport cages of course)
Becky Samuel 5 years ago
Guinea pig bites are fairly low down the scale, depending on the type. Nibbly bites are cute; fear bites tend to be quick, deeper and more painful. They're still nothing compared to angry rabbit bites, which suck.
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TexasWoman 5 years ago
Call me crazy, but I was bitten by a rattlesnake, then 2 months later, a viper. Only complaints I had was my arm swelled up and anti venom injections, but no pain at all.
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
some quirky women like to go to parties wearing earrings that are actually green geckos biting their earlobes ... (only in Texas) gecko-6081...071367.jpg 
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
you will not feel the blue-ringed octopus's bite, it is so small. The main symptom is death within 30 minutes without the antidote. blueringed...a1e21a.jpg 
Scott Jackson 5 years ago
The exact moment I got bitten by a baby wombat. 149635_101...204859.jpg 
ScarlettofHydraIsland 5 years ago (edited)
I got bit by a water snake when I was 11 after I tried to pick it up to move it out of the road. I couldn’t pull back because I’d pull out the teeth, so I just had to stand there and let it bite me. Ungrateful little b*st*rd shat all over me too. 1/5 stars, this snake is rude and ungrateful to people saving their life.
Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago
Got back to its den and regaled its snake friends with tales of “Big Hands”
Load More Replies... Seabeast 5 years ago
I still have a scar from being bitten by an angry rabbit at about age 12. Do not recommend.
AlmightyOne 5 years ago
I got bitten by a seagull once. Their beaks are pretty sharp!
Load More Replies... Madbilby 5 years ago
I would love to do an Australian equivalent ...the problem being ....the first animal that bites you will probably kill you.
Mary Rose Kent 5 years ago
Except, apparently, the building-sized spiders
Load More Replies... Ozacoter 5 years ago
The worst animals that I have seen for the bite are long tail macaques (macaques in general but this ones were feisty). Not only they have jaws strong enough to break Kongs (that survive pitbulls) (with the help of their hands of course). They can bite through Kevlar! The catching gloves that we had were made out of that material and they could still hurt you through it. (We only used them if the animals were in danger or very sick and needed to be taken quickly, if not we used transport cages of course)
Becky Samuel 5 years ago
Guinea pig bites are fairly low down the scale, depending on the type. Nibbly bites are cute; fear bites tend to be quick, deeper and more painful. They're still nothing compared to angry rabbit bites, which suck.
Load More Replies... TexasWoman 5 years ago
Call me crazy, but I was bitten by a rattlesnake, then 2 months later, a viper. Only complaints I had was my arm swelled up and anti venom injections, but no pain at all.
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
some quirky women like to go to parties wearing earrings that are actually green geckos biting their earlobes ... (only in Texas) gecko-6081...071367.jpg
jknbt jknbt 5 years ago
you will not feel the blue-ringed octopus's bite, it is so small. The main symptom is death within 30 minutes without the antidote. blueringed...a1e21a.jpg
Scott Jackson 5 years ago
The exact moment I got bitten by a baby wombat. 149635_101...204859.jpg
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