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Stumbling upon a raccoon in your trash can is annoying, to say the least. But once you look into those beady little eyes surrounded by dark fur, you realize that raccoons are just smaller, more street-wise pandas, and they start to grow on you. Today we're celebrating nature's notorious bandits, and you'll probably love it even if you found garbage all over your driveway this morning.

'Trash panda' is not a nickname bestowed lightly on these critters. Raccoons belong to the biological suborder Caniformia, which also includes dogs, bears, and you guessed it - red pandas. Alright, so they might not be genetically related to the Beijing equivalent, but they're just as fluffy and adorable.

Raccoons may seem like instinct-driven bandits in the wild, but they're more clever than they get credit for. After being studied numerous times by ethologists throughout the 1900's, raccoons were determined to have razor sharp memory, and demonstrated the ability to remember solutions to tasks for up to 3 years - which is basically their average lifespan. The next time you feel like calling them pests, keep in mind that they'll probably remember your face, your house, where you keep your trash...

Check out the cutest raccoons we could find below, and vote for the ones that scurried away with your heart.

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Cute Raccoon

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jacluckycat
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Love how the dog is just patiently enduring it

Amaranthim Talon
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Enduring?? The have a long standing relationship I am sure- it is cross-species love ♥

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Annette Blanks
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love you murder dog. I love you too trash panda

Jilltdcatlady
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Looks like the latest in dog fashion accessories. The mobile ear scratcher/head petter. Top seller on AhMomZon.

Debbie
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

looks like true love to me

Linda McDonald
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love raccoons. I was lucky enough to enjoy a unique experience with them some years ago. While working at the University of Southern Mississippi's Gulf Coast Research Lab in Ocean Springs, MS, a couple of us used to take our lunch to the loading platform at the rear of one of the buildings which was right at the edge of the estuary. At some point, a couple of raccoons joined us occasionally, and we shared our lunches at first, but I started bringing catfood as they seemed to enjoy it. As time went on, the little gathering grew, and they started bringing their babies. They were really cute, and quite polite.. but the babies did not seem to have the natural fear of humans that the older raccoons did, and when a new guy joined us one day, he brought a large bag full of food and they ganged up on him and ate all of it. When he tried to retrieve his lunch, they hissed at him. LunchtImes were over, I kept bringing catfood and weaned them off of it slowly the rest of the summer.

Free Manz
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry I've got you covered.

Desiré Yen
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Raccoon: Dog yr my best friend Dog: And yr mine too, raccoon Raccoon: and we will always be forever, won't we? Dog: Yeah, forever!

laurie
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

a million zillion upvotes for this one!

Esra Fadlelmula
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WHATTEVER I TUCH IS MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Karen Drucks
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But that's a Racoon!! not a panda!!

Keri Anne Taweel
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can't tell if you're trying to be funny... or what ...

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Ratlady UK
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now THAT is the only raccoon skin hat I ever want to see!

Jane Wade
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I say the hog is loving it!

Allana Rose
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They both are having a magical moment together!

Whitley Yorke
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Make collar red and that's my dog.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    Day tiiiime! Night tiiiime! Day tiiiime! Night tiiiime!

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Draw me like one of your French girls"

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doobie doo bee doo doobie doobie doobie doo

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does anyone else want to blow bubbles for a pair of crazy racoons with me?

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watching Game of Thrones makes for strange bedfellows.

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, I know a broken bone is not adorable, but sometimes the remedy is!!

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    Weim Central
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So nice of you to have me over to your lovely home - the sea cottage motif really works in here! nom nom nom...

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    Down in the jungle where nobody knows there's a little raccoon looking for u...

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He needs to grow into that snoot of his!

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    Rose Ann Sabaka
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Could you cut this up in small pieces? I don't want to make a mess."

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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    "Come on, give me a push." "Why, you can crawl through down here."

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    Ginger Liddel
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is almost exactly how we ended up raising a baby raccoon for two weeks expect it was raining freezing cold and he was crying loudly till I ran outside and threw a towel around him and brought him in for a feeding while we called wildlife services trying to find out wtf we were supposed to do ,they told us he was too young and would have to be put down we weren't having any of that it took us two weeks and constant feedings but we finally had located the mother and she took him back , he would come back often to visit the house and have snacks .

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    Lena Sterling
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uuuurgh, too much vitamins, way too healthy

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    Virgil Blue
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never new they were so appreciative of flowers. +1 to cute.

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    Desiré Yen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they said an Apple a day would keep this away🍎

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    Rose Ann Sabaka
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "You go to the left and I'll go to the right, then we'll sneak up on him."

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    Desiré Yen
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brrr it's ccccold, where's my heater when I need it ?!

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    "Oh no....oh no.....you're not going to take my temperature, are you?"

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    "Oh come on...didn't we just do this last week?"

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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

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