50 Times People Didn’t Realize They Were Being Racist, As Shared By Folks Online

Chris Hardtke 3 years ago

Except the people pissing and moaning about it WANTED the Indian removed.

18points

El muerto 3 years ago

ooppss we seem to have missed something the last 500 years

4points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

No, I think they did. First the indian goes, but the background remains, then they'll change the background slightly leaving design cues behind for the next redesign. That's how I'd tell them to do it, if the redesign was not dripping with racism, to maintain brand awareness. I am not saying that's OK, but that I know how these corporations think.

2points

Chickadee Circle 3 years ago

Or they did...

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

They didn't. Put the maiden back. We like her there.

0points

Vincent Walsh 3 years ago

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L.a. Williams 3 years ago

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ChickenNugget 3 years ago

It's Native American, not Indian. there's quite a difference.

37points

Vic 3 years ago

As an Indian from India I can confirm this :-)

27points

Roan Marley 3 years ago

People always do that

1point

Trisha Howson 3 years ago

Thank you

1point

Felix Feline 3 years ago

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El muerto 3 years ago

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Ben Moss 3 years ago

A Native American artist designed the Land O Lakes gal, and they destroyed his work in order to fight pretend racism.

19points

KatHat 3 years ago

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Dave P 3 years ago

especially since the Native American woman used in the art work was a Native American woman and the artist who drew it was Native American. To be PC they literally got rid of a Native American's art work starring a Native American (BTW the Washington Football team, while the old name was raicst the logo they got ride of was also designed by a Native American Artist and the model used was a known Native American Chief, basically the one thing they should have kept)

8points

Sidtheslothisveryhot 3 years ago

While it was designed by a native it was still racist and even if u get rid of the offensive, inaccurate name, u still have an entire racial identity as a mascot?🤨so no they should not have kept it

0points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Native American... Honestly, one guy said the wrong thing and no one has gotten it straight since! That's like if someone at a conference suggested that Pluto isn't a planet and suddenly they started to rewrite the dictionaries!

7points

Kishibe Angelo 3 years ago

didnt tey do the same thing with aunt jennie syrup

6points

Fiver 3 years ago

Never understood the reasoning behind this. What in the world is wrong with depicting a native American a package of butter? Same with Aunt Jemima.

4points

El muerto 3 years ago

imagine someone mistreated you, and then used your image to sell your family a product...would your family take it lying down?

8points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Keeps the native : racist scandal. Remove the native : racist scandal. A black woman steps on a lego : Denmark is racist.

3points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

Read up how that region was stolen. It’s a pretty obscure history, no big cavalry operations or major battles.

2points

Richard Newell 3 years ago

PC culture run-a-muck

2points

#2

Does This Count?

Final score:

365points

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James016 3 years ago

Brain.exe has encountered an error and needs to shutdown.

256points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

Brain.exe has decided to delete itself

45points

Sarah 3 years ago

Oh God, I come back at my girlfriend with that all the time. She says something like "this show is too long and boring" I reply with "you're too long and boring". The less sense it makes, the better.

65points

Johnny Rodriguez 3 years ago

You make less, and through this, better sense! I know this is stupid but I couldn't resist..

8points

Ash 3 years ago

I tend to say stuff like, "your mom is too long and boring" or "your face is too long and boring!" Lmao.

4points

ZombieGirl 3 years ago

My husband and I do that all the time lol

2points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

*insulted tunnel drill noises*

1point

MorgothBauglir 3 years ago

Good thing she apologized, is genuinely sorry and made an honest mistake.

27points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Now you need a shirt that Says my mouth moves faster than my brain.

17points

Trisha Howson 3 years ago

Truly she dose lol

0points

Mateo Buysse 3 years ago

Honestly, if it is coming from people i know well enough, i would be laughing :p If i didn't i probably say something like: 'so how about you then ? you evil nazi !' People really need to take a break.

9points

queen p 3 years ago

I did the exact same thing to one of my ex's. He was talking about how his mother uses either walnuts or chestnuts has black dye for yarn because they're black inside. And I responded with "you're black inside" and we both looked at each other and laughed. He was a very positive spirit. Definitely not black inside lol

9points

Scarlett Storm 3 years ago

syntax error

6points

oof 3 years ago

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5points

Call Me Mars 3 years ago

I am black, and while I would be offended for a minute, I would instantly laugh because I'm sorry, to me its a bit funny.

4points

Laura Carney 3 years ago

I can so see myself accidently saying something like this. Because "you're [fill in the blank]" is my total go to response. Lol

3points

#3

Some Muslins Are Good IMO

Final score:

354points

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Angelar 3 years ago

He organzad too early.

155points

AJJ 3 years ago

Brilliant.

7points

JennaMae 3 years ago

Lmao totally wanted to pun this one

2points

Crep 105 2 years ago

Ah, now I get it.

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Hahaha

0points

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

Hail Satin!

26points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

Brilliant

3points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

When you are always looking for an excuse to be woker than everyone and to be mad at something to show how superior you are, that's the kind of things which happen... And you will make a fool of yourself even more than usual.

24points

Kiem Gallagher 3 years ago (edited)

I'll agree that this lad needed to read carefully before reacting but I don't think his reaction came from a desire to "show superiority", more like he might be on the defensive because he's experienced discrimination due to maybe being Muslim himself.

15points

Tamra Stiffler 3 years ago

Even though he replied a little prematurely, I thought his reply was actually quite calm and reasonable.

5points

Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫 3 years ago

um i disagree, through classical condtioning and whatnot, its easy to see why he got upset

2points

LeilaOdinis 3 years ago

this left me in stitches. Yes, I am a seamstress

19points

Wesley Lucas 3 years ago

Well hello there fellow fiber artist! Knitter/embroiderer here ☺️

3points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

I had to reread it to, and I know what muslin is... Then I laughed way harder than I should have. I'm just glad the reply wasn't someone agreeing!

8points

Wood Carver 3 years ago

How can something this wrong seem so....white ... Sorry inappropriate dad joke lol

5points

Linda HS 3 years ago

A tulle creep!

4points

Lance d'Boyle 3 years ago

I was driving in rural US many years ago where there was only AM radio and was listening to this guy I had heard about called Rush Limbaugh and in the first minute of listening he said "We're always talking about Muslim this and Muslim that. I remember when Muslim just meant a type of cloth." It took less than a minute to understand the man was an idiot.

3points

Nadine Bamberger 3 years ago

It was nice of them to speak up though.

1point

Adrian 3 years ago

I think we need to iron out a few things here - black muslins are OK, white muslins are also OK; but green muslins are not good.

1point

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago (edited)

Especially those Scheele's Green Muslins. Downright murderous!

0points

#4

Final score:

351points

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Mad Dragon 3 years ago (edited)

If its a black bear, make yourself seem big and make a lot of noise to scare it away. If it's a brown bear (grizzly), lay down and play dead. It may investigate you, but will probably lose interest. If it's a polar bear, you're going to die.

148points

M 3 years ago

That's true! Although a little-known fact: not all brown bears are grizzlies. I just learned that recently from a National Geographic talk. Also, if it's a polar bear, there's a chance you can distract it by throwing you bag. The have very short attention spans.

23points

Theblackdeath757 3 years ago

a grizzly may just take a great big chomp out of you if you're playing dead tho just to see if he wants to eat you still or not

5points

Casey Burns 3 years ago

This is 100% fact! Every time the Icee machine is down I die a little bit on the inside.

1point

Casey Horn 3 years ago

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AspieGirl88 3 years ago (edited)

If it’s black AND white (aka: panda); just give them their space & you should be alright. 🐼 If it’s little & grey (aka: koala); watch out for chlamydia, okay? 🐨 Sorry, but I just couldn’t resist! 😂

27points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

If it's black and white, comment on their website?

16points

Adrian 3 years ago

Line 4: "If its falling get moving" - aka drop bear.

1point

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

What about red? Red Panda

1point

El muerto 3 years ago

so this what they teach to cops.

15points

itzybitsy 1111 3 years ago

Sent the wrong message though

0points

Henry Russell 3 years ago

so im supposed to attack black bears

14points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

If they get hostile you’re supposed to fight them, as running is basically not an option.

12points

Scagsy 3 years ago

Yes please, if it's convenient. Go find one and attack it.

7points

Hirtir 3 years ago

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4points

Ellie Rosser 3 years ago

Fight back if attacked

4points

Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago

Yeah, apparently they fight the worse and are typically (from what I’ve seen) smaller.

2points

GenericPanda09 3 years ago

If you're with me, then yes... I'll be bringing up the rear. As far to the rear as I can manage.

2points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

Yes, we have a lot in my neighborhood, they're big cowards.

1point

Albert 3 years ago

Omg, this made me bust out laughing!

0points

Kiem Gallagher 3 years ago

Not attack, just make a lot of noise and swing your arms around like a mad person, and cross your fingers it's enough for it to retreat.

0points

Scarlett 3 years ago

I know bears can kill you but why are they friend shaped? My life’s dream is to a hug a (tame, I’m rather attached to my limbs) bear

10points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

“Friend shaped” is something I have never heard until now.. I am oddly intrigued by this lmao

18points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

I went to school with a lot of friends who ended up as Park Rangers - our school had a program in Alpine and Arctic Zoology. One of them was stationed in Alaska and I was present one time when she gave her campfire educational session with people visiting Denali for the first time. She taught to always carry bear mace spray and wear bells on your shoes. Bears hear the bells and move if necessary so there's no chance to get between momma and cub on accident. However, they emphasized to not do that if going into polar bear country (many people traveled farther north after Denali). The bells become dinner bells and the pepper spray is just seasoning yourself.

6points

Adrian 3 years ago

Come on, you can't leave us suspended like this. Our lives might depend on this. What kind of bells - little tinkly Christmas tree size, great big 5kg cow bells, does the recorded sound work too? or is it size and you whack 'em over the head with the bell/ what - we need to know.

1point

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

Unless you're dumb enough to get between a mom and her cubs, or challenge an adult male, you don't need to attack a black bear. Just make a loud, sudden noise, and they'll likely run away.

3points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

Springtime can be touchy if they have a food source close. I'm from the backwoods of New England (US) and hike a lot. If you find yourself in a position where you're getting sized up for and attack make yourself big and throw stuff. I've never had a bad black bear encounter, but my neighbor has a den in his back lot and that's what he told me works in case I find myself in their path. They are wild animals and they can be unpredictable. It's good info to know.

1point

Succulent 3 years ago

You should not attack a black bear if it doesn't like, bother you

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Maybe they should have mentioned the bears in the post. TheYoungWolf0 saved the post. Think before you post.

0points

Eva Falzone 3 years ago

Actually true

0points

#5

Stereotypes, Amiright?

Final score:

349points

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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

Are we just making up definitions for racists now, that’s not racist 😂 he even thought it was funny.

217points

Sean Harrison 3 years ago

Everything is racist now.

27points

Missy 3 years ago

Oh, you didn't know? Absolutely everything under the sun, including pollution and climate change, is racist now.

13points

Mike R 3 years ago

TY. The term racist is used so casually now people forgot its meaning. Many of the comments I've read here calling people racist are actually the comments that are racist.

4points

Tiredofpayingforothers 3 years ago

Welcome to the liberal world where everything is racist. Just like blackcent is somehow considered racism now. A lot of people need pickup a damn dictionary and look up the definition.

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

It is a little bit they saw him then remembered that they needed Naan bread. It's a stereotype because he assumed that all people from India eat Naan bread. Yep, I think he used humor to deal with it.

0points

Tina B 3 years ago

Missed the joke.

0points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

Racism is making a decision based on a person's race. It doesn't have to be negative (almost always is) but the guy remembered naan over banana bread because he saw a brown guy wearing a turban. Neither was helped or hindered but race was the basis of the decision.

-1point

Tamara Kroonen 3 years ago

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Heather Pobicki 3 years ago

It's association, not racism.

60points

Luna W. 3 years ago

Exactly. This. Thank you :)

3points

Madzdad the Bard 3 years ago

He has a Sikh sense of humor!

46points

Cafesinner 3 years ago

Hahaha

1point

Gaby Almodovar 3 years ago

How is this racist?

36points

Dillon Hughes 3 years ago

How is that racist? The dude reminded him of a food from his country that he likes. I see a Texan and be all steakhouse!

29points

CP 3 years ago

It is not racist. This is an unfortunate mistake. I don't think the person posting this on twitter thought it was racist.

9points

Mimi La Souris 3 years ago (edited)

loooool, my bad, I always think of her Rougail saucisse when I see my Reunion friend

21points

IRA 3 years ago

Ou carry poulet !

1point

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Naan = bread. It's bread bread. And delicious.

14points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Same with Chai tea.

0points

Id row 3 years ago

Whoever put this list together is looking for reasons to be offended.

8points

Amy Pattie 3 years ago

I used to live in a neighbourhood with heaps of Sikhs. They were so chill and good humoured, I can 100% hear their voice saying this response 😆

6points

Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫 3 years ago

bruh im south-central asian and i don't find this racist at all.

5points

#6

Rosa Barks

Final score:

327points

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Adrian Hare 3 years ago

But apparently idiots can be any colour.

309points

QibliOfTheSandWings 3 years ago

They come in all shapes and sizes

33points

Shelp 3 years ago

Imagine having to explain to a blind person what ''black'' is

54points

Leodavinci 3 years ago

That's easy... black is what blind people "see" all the time.

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

*gasp* How dare someone tell that goodest doggo they can't be a guide dog

39points

GenericPanda09 3 years ago

She should have said "why? what colour have they given me?"

21points

Adrian 3 years ago

Yep, three questions: what is colour? does a dog know what colour it is? what colour are you?

4points

Buren 3 years ago

That is one of the stupidest headlines I've ever seen

16points

Robert T 3 years ago

Guide Dogs can be horses if they want to be! https://youtu.be/CCmHsBpins8

10points

Remi Flynne 3 years ago

I love the idea of guide dogs deciding they want to become horses! Nope - I no longer wish to be a dog, call me Black Beauty! Ahem, yes you do get guide horses though!

12points

Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago

Imagine telling a blind woman her dog is the wrong colour to be her guide dog.

9points

ima cat 3 years ago

Why?

7points

Angelar 3 years ago

Context: Agitator didn't believe it was a guide dog, thought all guide dogs are "yellow Labradors"

25points

R Carson 3 years ago

beautiful pup

5points

Ghougle 3 years ago

Guide Dogs can't be black. If it's nighttime, the blind owner will have a difficult time finding the dog. Jeez.

4points

#7

He Learned A Language, But Alas, The Wrong One...

Final score:

311points

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Random Person 3 years ago

That seems like the kind of thing to check before you learn a new language lol

160points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Language roulette…

17points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

The fact that he liked her regardless of where she came from is the most anti-racist thing ever. Who was he supposed to check with? It would be MORE insulting to ask her to her face. He simply guessed wrong. The point was, he didn't care. He just liked her for who she was.

11points

Nico Kuusela 3 years ago

Love can turn brains to mush.

0points

Tracy Danis 3 years ago

I hope he checked if she speaks Cantonese or Mandarin before learning another language

27points

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Or if she speaks the language of her ethnic homeland at all.

11points

kit cat chunky 3 years ago

atleast he can watch anime without subtitles am i right

23points

queen p 3 years ago

This is exactly why i want to learn Japanese (other than its awesome)

0points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Man, she must have been so torn between "what a racist" and "that's the sweetest thing ever" that she would just freeze up and need a reboot!

16points

Mike R 3 years ago

How is the kid a racist? Do hou know what tge word means? Or are you just another ignorant troll?

1point

Albert 3 years ago

"That's the sweetest racist thing I've ever heard in my life." Lol

0points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

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Miss Frankfurter 3 years ago

Ya, but then again, when I saw a picture of my nephew's future wife, who was in US on a work visa I asked where she was from, totally assuming it was a country in Asia. Nope. Peru. Didn't mean it in a racist way at all. Just thought it was somewhere in Asia. Had no idea that Peru has an extremely large population of Asian immigrant decendants. I learned something.

13points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

A good portion of people we call Asian aren't even in Asia. As well a lot of people from the countries we call Asian live in South America.

2points

CP 3 years ago

This is just a sweet misunderstanding and not racist. I can't tell the difference between a German and a Frenchman either.

10points

Adrian 3 years ago

Well try making amorous advances to a French woman in German and see how far you get.

-2points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

Even if he had learnt Chinese then he still might have learned the wrong language

6points

v 3 years ago

How is this racism?

5points

Jarrod Nichols 3 years ago

It isn't. People just want to be offended now. They want to be offended upon other's behalf. It's ludicrous.

2points

Mrs S Premium 3 years ago

Highly unlikely. Takes awhile to learn a new language and in the meantime her nationality would have come up in conversation and then he would know.

3points

Randolph Croft 3 years ago

And only about 5000 variations of 'Chinese' languages to make it real a real challenge.

3points

#8

It Looks Like Your Mouth Is Open

Final score:

280points

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Robert T 3 years ago

At least you get the option to say you still want to use the photo. I bet they get some interesting comments in the box - like "my mouth is closed you racist gits".

135points

Mike R 3 years ago

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Fat Harry 3 years ago

Is this actually because of the lips or because of the goatee that surrounds his mouth and could be mistaken for an open mouth?

11points

Grumble O'Pug 3 years ago

AI is k own to have built in bias.

9points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

I'm guessing a combination.

0points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

I’m squinting and I still can’t really see how that happens

0points

queen p 3 years ago

The skin tone of his lips is even a little bit lighter than the rest of the surrounding skin. if his mouth was open you think that the void of the open space would make it darker.

10points

Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫 3 years ago

the algorithm is probably programmed with white faces

7points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Wow. Just WOW. Seriously racist programming. I wonder what happens when those lip filler fanatics use this app.

6points

Lindsey Leigh Phillips 3 years ago

The computer just gives up and implodes.

8points

Levi Lessman 3 years ago

I feel his pain, i have big lips too lol

3points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

Gross.

1point

𝕮𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖎𝖊 3 years ago

God. I hate this. I have big lips, but my bottom lip is WAAAAYY bigger than my top lip ☹️ I get made fun of

1point

Deja Katz 3 years ago

I mean he has got a very big lip, but it doesn’t look like an open mouth

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Well the program asking why is the part I don't get. You should just have to say yes I want to use it.

0points

#9

These Plates Are Color Coded

Final score:

273points

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Jaithesaint 3 years ago

The white plate is content with this decision

56points

Lemy Kilmister 3 years ago

His meal looks dull to me tho.

10points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

White Plate Privilege

2points

Ivana 3 years ago

The Asian man and the black man are both looking like "really???" and the white guy in the back is just like "Yeah, really!" all excited and happy.

1point

K Sarfo 3 years ago

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deathrose 3 years ago

It's just a coincidence. The people in the kitchen have no idea who orders what. They also just take a plate from the top of the stack and go with it. No racism, just a freak chance.

20points

Tina B 3 years ago

Lolz. Ya think?

0points

thebossanovabird 3 years ago (edited)

The black guy looks so confused LMAO

11points

Vicky Zar 3 years ago

I think he looks mad

5points

CP 3 years ago

This is just a funny coincidence.

6points

Vasana Phong 3 years ago

Just very ironic, gotta laugh it’s funny

1point

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

The bartender is at the end is laughing too.

0points

KurtCobainofficiallmao 3 years ago

wtf lmao

0points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Why is my question I'm brown do I get a brown plate.

0points

CharliAnn Olney Premium 3 years ago

WHY????

0points

Gabrielle B. Marcelo 3 years ago (edited)

K Safro you know they took this as joke right?

0points

#10

Apple Strikes Again

Final score:

270points

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

This is a massive issue with technology that has been developed by white people for white people. When I want to take a picture of my family, my phone generally can't even recognize that there are faces on the screen (they are black). Never mind being able to differentiate between non-white people. There is a lot of work needing to be done by technologists of all nations to get this problem fixed.

220points

madbakes 3 years ago

I don't know why you're getting downvoted when what you're saying is 110% true

26points

Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago

Watch the documentary called "coded bias" it goes into depth about everything Jo Choto is saying. He's 1000% correct.

10points

Dave P 3 years ago

actually most of the facial rec were Asian developed, the software just isnt as good for dark pigments because they rely on light reflection, same reason why black plastic is sorted out at the recyling facility, because the sorting machines can't properly ID them, and removes them from the line

8points

Firefly 3 years ago

There was a commercial during the Super Bowl for Google Pixel phone that highlighted that problem. https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.adweek.com/brand-marketing/google-pixels-super-bowl-ad-spotlights-how-its-camera-captures-real-skin-tones/amp/

4points

LazyPanda 3 years ago

Sad that the problem exists, but also an exciting thing to jump in on. I love the phrase, "technologists of all nations".

2points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Yes, they need to get software that recognizes all people. This should never have happened America is mostly made up from immigrants even all the Caucasian people. The only people who didn't immigrant are the Native Americans.

0points

Ivana 3 years ago

I watched this whole documentary on it, the development of film and cameras were all designed using white people as their test subjects. All cameras were designed for white people because that is who they tested the technology on. Was pretty interesting and it bothered me more that there isn't much of a demand or push to correct it.

0points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

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J P 3 years ago

Brown people develop the technologies. Let’s not blame white people by default.

-3points

Marla Moops 3 years ago

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

This was a KI learning issue, if I remember correctly?

29points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

But that is racism and not a mistake like the pencil example. This happened because the programmers are subconsciously teaching the programs more european like faces than east asian ones. Same as why google translate is sexist in their translations. Its not intentional but it is a product of real racism.

19points

JennaMae 3 years ago

Its created by european descent people... thats not racism... i wouldnt expect anything like that from china to work for myself... and the genealities in language are now being viewed as sexist... if thats the case i should be upset about being called human because it has man as a base... lmao

-2points

Noah Schafer 3 years ago

Y'all it doesn't look at color at all. It's based on measurements between facial features. Eyes to bridge of nose. Nose to mouth. Triangle between eyes and mouth. Etc. Mathematically they must have a enough similar features to fool the algorithm. It doesn't even use an actual photo. So it can't see color. It uses an infrared dot matrix. I don't think they look the same. But a computer might because it looks for different things. I see the whole picture. A computer sees a list of numbers and compares them. Hope this helps.

14points

Andy Acceber 3 years ago

Race isn't just color, Noah. Everything you listed can be impacted by your race. The AI wasn't trained with enough Chinese faces if it can't differentiate between the two women.

5points

Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

They don't look at all alike, though. Face shape, features, brow ridge...all different.

5points

Stoopham McFernybabes 3 years ago

Both my son and my nephew are the same age and half white/half brown. iPhone thinks they are the same child. Except for the colour and curly hair they look nothing like each other.

4points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

Yes, it’s an issue with lots of technology, but considering how many billions of the world’s population aren’t white you’d think that some of the best technology developers in the world could fix that issue. How many millions of phones must they sell in China?

3points

Stephanie A Mutti 3 years ago

Google pictures has identified the little black BOY next door as my child on more than one occasion. SHE is also black.

3points

Glirpy 3 years ago

I like the fingerprint reader better. It was easier to use, especially when the phone is laying on the desk and you want to unlock it without picking it up.

1point

Eppe 3 years ago

Wouldn't this happen with similar looking people of any race? Honest question.

1point

#11

The Sight Right As You Enter My Local Grocery Store

Final score:

261points

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Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

KKK? That's not good... *nervous laughter* thats-not-...ad292c.jpg

10points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

The Krusty Komedy Klub... That's precisely what I reminded me of.

13points

Timothy McLaughlin 3 years ago

i dont get this one. can someone explain? please?

8points

politely, no 3 years ago

There is a white supremacist group called "KKK"

15points

MisterE 3 years ago

Never noticed it looks like a headless person wearing a red jumpsuit zipped down a bit with a white undershirt.

2points

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago

Yeah, I saw 3 headless guys dancing

1point

Kay 3 years ago

oh lord

2points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

Krunchy klan flakes

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Unfortunately, well maybe fortunately, most people in the working force currently are some younger gen x and millennials they don't remember.

0points

LSR 3 years ago

Subliminal, much?

0points

Jessica Marino 3 years ago

Intentional

0points

PeachyPenguin 3 years ago

I dont understand...

0points

Bonniebluebutler 3 years ago

Oh no!

0points

#12

Officials Are Führious

Final score:

258points

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Random Person 3 years ago

ok but to be fair who was playing pokemon go in the holocaust museum

371points

Hunter 3 years ago

Looking from the phrasing, it seems like the staff are those playing

39points

Lee 3 years ago

The same sort of people who go to Auschwitz and climb on the memorials for Instagram.

25points

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago

You don’t have to be playing for a Pokémon to appear and you can have notifications set on your phone to let know one is nearby. — the game’s algorithm uses players location services to determine where to drop the Pokémon, which runs in the background. It cannot determine context, much less historical context of what to place where. It’s a freak accident that this is the Pokémon dropped, albeit the worst. — If the game maker knows the location has a historical or religious or other sanctified meaning, they prevent the Pokémon from appearing. There are so many of these spaces that it’s often a “too late” reaction rather than proactively preventing the drops. Still, Thai should have been a no-brainer.

18points

Lizzie Smith 3 years ago (edited)

Idiots who can't put their phones away long enough to learn something

3points

djrot 3 years ago

germans born in 1900??

1point

Ashley Jernigan 3 years ago

Exactly

1point

AnxietyRiddenMom 3 years ago

That was my first thought!

1point

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

That's true. At the same time, that's the game that did that. Exactly what are they angry about. But, whoever was playing just got a lesson on the holocaust even if they didn't pay attention in the museum.

0points

LazyPanda 3 years ago

Woah so much bad

-2points

Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 3 years ago (edited)

It's an evil coincidence

20points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

Yeah, you can find most pokemon in most places. And when you can't, it's broken down in much larger geographical chunks than a single museum.

2points

Daniel (ShadowDrakken) 3 years ago

yeah... maybe museums, churches, etc are not the best places to even allow Niantic games to work in the first place... Niantic can absolutely geofence areas to be unavailable

13points

K Sarfo 3 years ago

There was some talk among their ceo's about removing pocemons from cemetaries and such, but i dont think it happened.

3points

Katinka Min 3 years ago

Crikey....I'm sure it's jsut a stupid accident, but, holy crap, what an accident...

8points

Jackie Nettleton 3 years ago

That’s really f****d up surely the creators could have exclusion zones for specific Pokémon, it would be just as bad to have a Voltorb that is known for self destruction in the form of an explosion at the memorial site for a major bombing

6points

Trevor Nicholson 3 years ago

I saw a plush koffing at a toy store in the mall and I told my friend I wanted it because it looked like it would be fun for my nieces. She said it looks like a coronavirus and I was like...yuh he's even named Koffing.

5points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Well, yes. Koffing appears to be designed after viruses.

1point

Memere 3 years ago

My paternal grandfather, of Latvian/German descent, served in the U.S. Army in WW1. He caught just a whiff of mustard gas, and eventually died from the damage it did to his lungs. I'm 100% "Real Mad" about this too.

5points

Oopsydaisy 3 years ago

Yeah, like that was an accident.

3points

Parmeisan 3 years ago

It almost certainly was. There are hundreds of pokemon and you can find most of them in most places. If you're not seeing one, wait a few weeks and try again. It's not really broken down by small geographical areas like a single museum.

3points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

just got this 😢

1point

EP 3 years ago

Again needs limits on tech. Tech needs more logic imports

1point

#13

The '90s Were Wild

Final score:

246points

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Shashonie 3 years ago

Even as a kid, my face was like 🤔😳

107points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

My dumb ass is just realizing this while reading it. And I adored power rangers

36points

Who Panda 420 3 years ago

My bf always saw this. He's black and he said the other kids used to tell him that meant he had to be the black ranger. He said Zak was cool anyway so he never minded. There's a funny key & peel sketch about the ranger colors. Worth looking up on YouTube

6points

Vincent Walsh 3 years ago

same

2points

CP 3 years ago

Same here

2points

Takirosh 3 years ago

Also the yellow power ranger changed sex when she morphed too. This was because the original Zyuranger character Dime Tribe Knight Boi who was the TigerRanger was male.

2points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

I gotta say, and I don’t care about the backlash, I loved this show as a kid and didn’t look too much into that because it was dumb 😆 I loved that yellow ranger, she could of been any race or ethnicity and it wouldn’t have mattered to 4 yr old me. The gay bashing was the real issue in their casting set. And I kind of always took it more as, when you watch a lot of Asian culture and shows, yellow is their colour of power and royalty. I never saw it as a skin thing

22points

KurtCobainofficiallmao 3 years ago

yeah

0points

JennaMae 3 years ago

I guess i wasnt racist enough to recognize

10points

best turtle 3 years ago

i did not even realize it until now

8points

Samantha Lomb 3 years ago

Well the yellow ranger in the costume is a man because Power rangers was spliced together from several different Japanese shows. So I doubt it was intentional.

5points

Lukyan Terdal 3 years ago

Wait, so you're telling me that the slice-of-life adventures at the juice bar aren't even from the same show as Megazord fighting Goldar?

4points

LeeBreezy 3 years ago

i heard that walter jones (actor for zach) wanted to be the black ranger to prevent confusion or something. i dont know how true it is.

2points

Zophra 3 years ago

Ouch.

2points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

Who posted this? CollegeHumor?

1point

Sergio Bicerra Descalzi 3 years ago

It might be a coincidence, but saw that today, Zordon is a Racist!

1point

Lonnie Toupee 3 years ago

Key and Peele skit on this topic, funny stuff look it up.

1point

Eppe 3 years ago

Came to my mind as well

0points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Weren’t they quickly fired too?

1point

Vanta Black 3 years ago

No. Three of the original six rangers left due to a pay dispute, a fourth left due to wanting to persue other acting gigs, and the fifth left after being harrassed for being gay. The sixth stuck it out for longer and has kept going back intermittently.

3points

#14

Final score:

238points

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Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

not just you

192points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I thought they were cosplaying exactly that, with his suit and the shape he made his hair. Their race is irrelevant.

108points

Tiffany Choi 3 years ago

Yeah I thought that with his hair buns and jacket but her dress should be yellow

7points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Tom? Stfu.

5points

Tom 3 years ago

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Sarah 3 years ago

Well, yeah. It's the hairstyle and the jacket. Of course, that's what it looks like.

30points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yes... So what? That was not their goal?

11points

queen p 3 years ago

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Tom 3 years ago

Including this in this article is actually racist since this post has nothing do to with race.

8points

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Ha. Meta accidental racism.

5points

Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

It’s mostly his jacket

7points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

And his hair buns that give the impression of ears from a distance.

14points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

In thumbnail size I guess it’s possible 😂 I love that look though, like Busta rhymes in break ya neck video 💕 his pigtails were so hot

6points

Grace Walsh 3 years ago

Definitely not just you

5points

Lovin' Life 3 years ago

I see two beautiful humans going to a beautiful prom

2points

KurtCobainofficiallmao 3 years ago

same

1point

Emiri-chan 3 years ago

I mean, I do too but not because the guy is black but because of the hairstyle. I'd be just as quick if not quicker to same the same about a white guy that looked like that

1point

#15

Segregation At Its Finest

Final score:

231points

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Shashonie 3 years ago

As a former teacher, I understand which one of these will massacre a color pencil's softer 'lead'. This is the only segregation I will get behind.

289points

Marianne 3 years ago

This plus laundry segregation. 😉

16points

Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

thanks, I didn’t understand the difference :)

13points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Funny, I always thought it was because the colored pencils messed up some sharpeners because of harder wood around the "lead." I didn't realize it was the other way around!

7points

Otter 3 years ago

I was wondering if someone was saving colored pencil shavings for an art project!

5points

Ogre Juan 3 years ago

Should Label It "crayons"

0points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

I have a question not tryna be weird but is your name ivy smith

0points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

Oh how I hate the frustration of using the wrong sharpener on a color pencil.

0points

Jef Bateman 3 years ago

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madbakes 3 years ago

COLORED PENCILS ARE SOFTER. good ones can be quite expensive. One of these sharpeners are stronger than the other. Chill out people.

27points

Paul Davis 3 years ago

I had the same experience telling a new African American hire at a newspaper how "colored" ads were handled differently from the "black and white" ads and saw out of the corner of my eye him having these outraged expressions and sounding increasingly brittle...I mean, c'mon it's because we have to add different layers for the different inks. But he was clearly had stopped listening to the actual explanation after the first few words I said.

13points

deathrose 3 years ago

I had a similar experience. We were out eating and talking about roux color for gumbo. It kinda heated and I said, a little loudly, "it can't be black". And the people around us gave me really disgusted looks. I just slammed my head on the table while my husband sighed and told them we were talking about roux. I was so embarrassed lol

2points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

For technical people, the sharpener on the right has a single helical blade and a metal bar which supports the side of the pencil opposite the blade. The sharpener on the left has a pair of counter-rotating helical blades which cut more aggressively and put extra stress on the core of the pencil.

10points

GoddessOdd 3 years ago (edited)

I used colored pencils every day at my job, and we never trusted any but hand sharpeners; colored pencils are too expensive to waste, and I think the best point comes from hand sharpening them, but yes, we had one electric sharpener that was OK to use on soft lead without destroying them.

7points

Ivana Bašić 3 years ago

Actually they don't sharpen the tip to the same shape because the pencils are different. This is like saying separatimg whites and colours in laundry is racist.

3points

Brian Brown 3 years ago

That is funny!

3points

Reeses Pieces 3 years ago

some colored pencils can break certain pencil sharpeners

3points

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Someone didn’t think about this

0points

Bonnie Edwards 3 years ago

Yes.... but in this case, it's hard black lead pencils, vs soft coloured pencils. Kinda throws the wrench in the 'poor me' argument.

0points

#16

Ouch...

Final score:

222points

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Cactus McCoy 3 years ago

I THINK I remembr this one to be staged for the lols back in the days...

85points

Tom Spade 3 years ago

I can see the humor in it. I've got two black nephews, and our humor occasionally freaks people out. Like when they loudly call me Uncle Tom in front of people who don't know us...I do work for their band, and it gets us around all kinds of crowds.

22points

Aidan Pite 3 years ago

My high school English teacher once showed us a stop-motion animation some of her past students had made with Lego. They'd been two brown guys and a white guy so for the movie they called themselves 'Oreo Productions'.

11points

Allison B 3 years ago

Ok. This one made me giggle a bit. Probably staged of course.

6points

Hmmmmmmmm 3 years ago

fyi: Alone In The Dark is a vintage video game where you're in a haunted house.

5points

𝓞𝓵𝓪 <333 3 years ago

This is a racial joke. But im ngl they put the brains into it

3points

J. Normal 3 years ago

When you get along well with your co-workers, you can goof around about the stereotypes. I have with several coworkers and I really hope they never took offence ( I made fun of my pasty white "ass" mostly)

2points

Jaekry 3 years ago

I don't get it?

1point

pelemele 3 years ago

"Alone in the dark" is a series of adventure video games that came out in the 90s. This guy in the photo is therefore supposed to be racist by wearing this t-shirt when it has absolutely nothing to do with it.

2points

Ga Di 3 years ago

add Brazzers logo and it´s ok?

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

*nervous laughter*

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Not racist

0points

#17

I Love Shoe Boxes

Final score:

221points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

No! F**k all people equally!

158points

Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Took me a moment.

22points

Michelle C 3 years ago

YEAHHHHH...FUCSHIA WHITE PURPLE!!!

17points

Emmie Jensen 3 years ago

I laughed to much at this

6points

zovjraar me 3 years ago (edited)

this made me lol way too much

5points

best turtle 3 years ago

ngl i totally laughed at this

4points

PixxelDust 3 years ago

i read that as "F**k with people" and I do agree.

2points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Just a mix of letters the rest is in your head

0points

some neko boy 3 years ago

"Literally dies lagging"

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

f**k people in general humanity sucks. REJECT HUMANITY RETURN RO MONKE 🦧

0points

#18

Hmmm

Final score:

216points

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Zophra 3 years ago

Holy crap, that is a whole another level of wrong.

263points

Craig Beatcomber 3 years ago

Agreed those tan lines are a crime ;)

54points

Christine Jemison 3 years ago

YUP😳😳😳😳

0points

Busy Panda 3 years ago

Too bad because Aladdin is so damn handsome :(

0points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

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Sarah 3 years ago

People need to calm down. People in the comments saying how wrong this is. It's a kid getting a cute picture taken with Disney characters. That's all. Does anyone seriously think this was intentionally done in bad taste? I'm sure, that like the rest of these posts, it was afterward that they were like, 'oh, wait, that looks bad, doesn't it?" Sheesh. Chill out.

66points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

That kid is so cute, any picture would be cute.

21points

Dynein 3 years ago

How do we even know that these are strangers to him? Although the skin colors don't match, my first impression was "young couple with their little son". And it's *extremely* common for parents to dress up their little kid as a compatible character prop/companion. Except that Eric and Ariel with a kid dressed as a lobster or yellow fish won't have the unfortunate implications...

4points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

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Marina Rocha 3 years ago

It's their son and they are at Carnaval. Regardless it's not ideal picture

0points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

I would wanna know the context etc, maybe the kid really wanted to be abu and it’s his fave character, kids can be weird sometimes in their perceived unconventional choices too

49points

Eiram 3 years ago

Halloween

3points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

jesus-has-...98-png.jpg

22points

A rat 3 years ago

The little kid looks adorable (not anything to do with what's going on in the photo)

17points

BigOrangeTractor 3 years ago

He's super-cute! And thankfully too young to understand. I hope he didn't remember this photo when he got older.

13points

Hex Gurls 3 years ago

i don’t think this is accidentally racist

17points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Ok, this one is really problematic...

14points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Agreed.

2points

Nia Loves Art 3 years ago

If I remember correctly these people got some unfair backlash, so I feel bad for them. People should be able to have their accidental insensitivity pointed out then everyone laughs and moves on instead of pitchforks being brought out.

8points

Marina Rocha 3 years ago

Yes! This is their son from what I recollect

5points

Printerman 3 years ago

Did they... wait. No, really. Did they seriously make Abu...?

6points

Eiram 3 years ago

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Black Karen 3 years ago

This is horrific

6points

#19

Suspicious Salt Shaker...

Final score:

212points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Dwalin? Is that you?

47points

Vic 3 years ago

Party in the front.. a different kind of party at the back..

10points

Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

Okay, that's actually pretty funny.

9points

Alicia 3 years ago

This is reaching.

3points

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Its not offensive, but it is questionable design.

3points

Albert 3 years ago

People will see racism in anything. That's racist.

2points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

wait i don’t understand what’s bad about it? can someone explain?

2points

Wise beauty 3 years ago

The nose would have been better

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Okay, this needs some explaining

0points

Emiri-chan 3 years ago

That's an albino dwarf

0points

Mike Weber 3 years ago

🤣

0points

New Everywhere 3 years ago

Put the holes where his eyes would be! This is just terrible design. Damn holes in the back of his head

0points

#20

This Bot Refusing This Guy’s Actual Name

Final score:

207points

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Raven Sheridan 3 years ago

How about Michael Johnson? 😏

98points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

That’s Magic Johnson to you

12points

Ogre Juan 3 years ago

Or Mike Hunt

6points

Chef Wooly 3 years ago

Richard Johnson??

2points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Harry Johnson.

1point

Remi 3 years ago

I bet it would be just fine with a johnson

1point

I'mRiley - DEALwithIT 🤯 3 years ago

Maybe D**k Hertz?

1point

Stannous Flouride 3 years ago

Pity poor Peter O'Toole. (Michael Caine used to tease him about it)

1point

Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago

or michael?

1point

EP 3 years ago

Oh there’s a list of normal names that would get flagged by this rush programmer job. Peter Johnson…

1point

Micah Chips 3 years ago (edited)

or Michael Jordan

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

And some people whose surname is O need to lie and add more letters because "I need the entire surname, not just an initial" even though "it is my actual entire surname, you idiot!"

17points

Sarah 3 years ago

I work at a travel agency and we have a client whose last name is O. The airlines won't accept only one letter as a name so, it has to be ticketed as Oo each time.

10points

Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

What's wrong with "Michael W**g"?

15points

Buren 3 years ago

🤣Does BP try to point this out as racist and then censors the name?? For real?

42points

Guy MacGregor 3 years ago

Wait, why is "W**g" automatically censored? What does it means?

14points

Auntriarch 3 years ago

Didn't they used to make computers back in 80s

1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Can you please have a different name that fits with my culturally limited racist programming?

11points

BigOrangeTractor 3 years ago

*Changes name to Richard Head*

8points

Ogre Juan 3 years ago

Or Phil A. Shio

2points

User# 6 3 years ago

You have no idea how much trouble Randy Bumgardner had. Especially after he moved to Scunthorpe.

7points

Potato Panda 3 years ago

Huh? Don’t get why Michael W**g is an inappropriate name

4points

Paradise 3 years ago

W**g is slang for penis

2points

Vortex Lazer 3 years ago

That surname is pretty common in Chinese societies, seriously?

3points

brian jones 3 years ago

call me d**k trickle.... or whitey bulger

2points

brian jones 3 years ago

oh look out tricky dicky nixon, BP has you censored

2points

Kevin Teng 3 years ago

It's ironic that even bored panda is censoring comments that have "W a n g" in it (put spaces to avoid being censored)

1point

#21

Did Someone Blink?

Final score:

207points

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Shashonie 3 years ago

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Nicole Tomme 3 years ago (edited)

My thoughts exactly. I know many Asian people and they all look different (unless these are clones or some insanely rare identical deca- triplets or whatever. JK.) So I call shenanigans on this.

6points

Olga Dremina 3 years ago

Shashonie is absolutely right, stop downvoting. This is the same face photoshopped. Angle of light is different on hands and necks, but the same at the face. And rotation angle of all heads is slightly different, but for face it's only tilt angle that changes. That's apart from the fact that Asian people are not, in fact, all look alike, and don't keep the same expression.

46points

Can-I-change-my-name-later? 3 years ago

Actually, one guy's eyes are different. Only the eyes though

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I don't get the point of this post. What is racist about it? Someone has photoshopped the same face onto all the different people. Presumably it's some in joke? What is the "Did someone blink?" referring to? I don't get it.

15points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

I’m assuming if someone blinks it sends an alert so they know and can do an immediate retake.

6points

Frau von Düh 3 years ago

This are different people. What is racist about it is, that the camera "thinks" that their eyes are blinking when it's in fact their natural shape.

3points

13 3 years ago (edited)

The camera thinks they're blinking while those are their normal eyes. It's the whole based on white people tech again.

1point

Angela Turrall 3 years ago

If you don't get the 'joke' about people blinking, that's actually really nice. I won't explain it because I'm pleased there are people now who don't know that stupid trope.

0points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

10points

Johnny 3 years ago

It's hard to claim racism on this one when Nikon is a Japanese camera brand.

6points

Levi Lessman 3 years ago

what a racist camera

6points

Robert T 3 years ago

I'd expect better from Nikon.

4points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

no, nobody did

0points

Adrian 3 years ago

Yes, the lady at the very back between the 'd' and the 's' on the comment line.

0points

Felicia Dale 3 years ago

Aaargh.

0points

#22

I Has A Black Baby

Final score:

203points

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Angelar 3 years ago

How can a kitten be in "mint condition"?

228points

User# 6 3 years ago

No missing parts, I presume. He may not be racist, but he's certainly ableist.

57points

totally a german 3 years ago

just born? still the box/womb?

11points

Casey Horn 3 years ago

but you have to be careful.. sometimes they take an old cat and just artificially add the “new cat smell”

8points

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Labels attached

8points

Terilee Bruyere 3 years ago

Post catmint, aka catnip?

6points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

I’m sure it’s a buying / selling joke. Under $10 seems a bit tight.

3points

Julia Sankaran 3 years ago

I assume they mean clean and healthy

3points

Iggy 3 years ago

Freshens your breath? :-D

3points

A Jones 3 years ago

ah kitty had fur conditioner with a mint scent

2points

Two_rolling_black_eyes 3 years ago

Must have never touched the catnip - no devil's mint for my pets!

1point

Orion C. 3 years ago

plastic

1point

LostSoul 3 years ago

Everything must be in mint codition these days. Illness of the internet age. If its not mint, do not sell it.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Had all its injections and a check up by the vet

0points

Dan 3 years ago

Not sick, newborn and probably vaccinated

0points

Ivana 3 years ago

Could mean no health issues or complications. I have adopted cats that need a lot of care initially to get them healthy and honestly because of the money and time it is best to ask for a pet that is healthy rather than accept an animal you don't have the ability or time to care for.

0points

boxy101 3 years ago

i think it has to be a newborn, clean, etc.

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Baby and kitten are not the same word.

18points

Katie Lutesinger 3 years ago

I was having an online chat with someone once and found myself thinking wow, out of context me talking about how "my new little black girl" is adapting to the cage sounds incredibly messed up. (Said "black girl" was a new pet rat I had just adopted!).

9points

Tiredofpayingforothers 3 years ago

OK, that's it. These are f*cking dumb. It's no wonder the world is confused about what racism actually is.

6points

Suzy the observer 3 years ago

Adopt from reputable rescues, please!

2points

Imogene Cargeaux 3 years ago

Again... not racist. Just funny.

2points

El muerto 3 years ago

with the original package?

2points

totally a german 3 years ago

what would the original package be?

1point

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

But is it mint scented?

0points

I'mRiley - DEALwithIT 🤯 3 years ago

"looking for a kitten fresh off the press. Original packaging, untampered with, a must" 🤣

0points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

a black kitten

0points

#23

Spice Level: White

Final score:

201points

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Aubry 3 years ago

I know a local thai place that has spice ranges from "mild" to "extreme" to "authentic thai"

17points

M O'Connell 3 years ago

I ordered a shrimp salad at a Thai restaurant once, nobody warned me that it would be 'authentic'

3points

Jessica Rabbit 3 years ago

They aren't wrong ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

14points

jon gilbertson 3 years ago

what is white... mayonnaise?

9points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

Omg Eddie Griffin flashback, Undercover Brother's hot sauce watch to combat mayonnaise 🤣

5points

pelemele 3 years ago

II'm sorry but the real homemade mayonnaise is not white but light yellow ^^

0points

BorPand8 3 years ago

A light sprinkle of white pepper

0points

totally a german 3 years ago

mayonnaise do be spicy....

0points

Lindsay Ameye 3 years ago

Uncle Roger: Use the right amount of spice, not the white amount. :))))) As a whitey, I think those jabs are hilarious

8points

BakuDeku Shipper 3 years ago

Lollll yasssss glad you like him too!

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

eheheeh they did this in my local Mexican restaurant and it was kinda funny until they had to remove it for the reason everyone would expect.

8points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago (edited)

I used to go to a Thai place that had a 1 to 5 scale on the menu, but if you were Thai you could ask for the hidden level called "Thai hot." I've day I asked about it and was told that if I ordered it, they would say okay and then give me a 5 because they know I can't handke it. TBF, I ordered a 3 regularly and once I tried a 4 and it was way too hot! -- Then there was the Mexican place by my college and I went there with my Indian friend. He asked for "the green sauce" and was handed a bottle from under the counter. Like a hidden sauce that's too hot for white people! So I tried a tiny drop on my finger. I downed my entire soda and then refilled it and drank that too. -- So what I'm saying is that I am not at all offended by the "white" here, in fact, I'm proud that I can handle a step above most people in my race!

7points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Green sauce is typically habanero and delicious (if you can take the heat). Pro tip - if you think you're dying, eat some salt.

3points

totally a german 3 years ago

"that's-a-spicy meatball!"

4points

Rita Gilbert 3 years ago

Bahah white

2points

some neko boy 3 years ago

Ya white peeps can't take the heat jk

1point

happosai 21 3 years ago

the food in public school and prisons is not "white people food"

1point

#24

So That's What Clean Hands Look Like Huh

Final score:

200points

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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

After a long day of gardening, Joe was happy to wash off the dirt covering his whole arms

99points

Dave P 3 years ago

have you seen coal miners or oil field workers arms at the end of the day? If they are White, this is literally how it changes.

3points

Dat one frog 3 years ago

I only upvoted this because the number was at 69 and it was bugging me just a littttleee

0points

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

that's a little better...

0points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

After a long year of being unable to find secure employment due to American racist oppression, poor Joe finally turned to acid

0points

Suzi Q 3 years ago

An attempt to be inclusive went wrong

15points

Elsker 3 years ago

reminds me of an ancient Pears ad from history lessons in school, the soap was "so good", there was a black child put in the bathtub and came out white... terrible...

4points

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

Panel one was not shown. It might have someone with a more olive or Asian complexion. The idea might have been to be inclusive showing different skintones in each panel but the execution of the idea went bottoms up due to the panel order. Seems someone was trying to NOT be racist and failed hard.

3points

Miss Cellania 3 years ago

This is only two panels of a poster that has about ten steps. Notice this is steps 2 and 3. Each panel alternates hand color. I saw the whole poster just today in a nursing home restroom.

2points

Camilo Is best 3 years ago

WHOSE IDEA WAS THIS?!

2points

Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

Reminds me of that scene from Blazing Saddles

2points

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

omg so all this time we blac people could have been white just by washing our hands o.o woow the things ya learn

1point

totally a german 3 years ago

the more you know! *star*

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Oh, that’s not fun

0points

Rodrigo Agostinho 3 years ago

so this is what happened to michael

0points

#25

A Very Interesting Adjective For Describing The Colour Of A Car

Final score:

199points

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Robert T 3 years ago

*^ Only available on the KKK model.

178points

Glirpy 3 years ago

You missed an opportunity to say “It must be a KKK-Car”

5points

Adrian 3 years ago

Yeah, we sell a lot to little white gnomes.

0points

boxy101 3 years ago

limited edition model!!!

0points

Thomas Sweda 3 years ago

Apparently they’re so racist, they don’t even sell black models.

13points

Kathryn Baylis 3 years ago

It couldn’t have just been something like “Blinding White”? “Snowfall White”? “Starlight White”? Or something along those lines? Think, people, THINK before putting anything before the public.

12points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 3 years ago

Who the fùck green-lighted this, David Duke???

6points

Elsker 3 years ago

of aaaaaaaal the 1000's of other names they could've chosen

5points

Troux 3 years ago

The white one has more power from a bigger engine and doesn't understand why the others are so slow.

4points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

Complete with the Grand Wizard trim package...

3points

MJR_007 3 years ago

Wow they really went there....

2points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

wtf

1point

Susie Elle 3 years ago

I thought it meant it was whiter than other 'shades/tones' of white? Anyway, weird choice of wording, nonetheless

1point

#26

Just A Tad Worse Than “Redskins”

Final score:

193points

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Dana Ondráčková 3 years ago

It had to be inside joke of the players themselves like "shiz There is like 90% Black in our team, lets make a joke out of it!"

50points

El muerto 3 years ago

most probably a southern school that "is proud of it's history"

48points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Unfortunately it is a real team at a real high school in Texas. The school refuses to change their name, and I'm sure the players hate it.This would not be a funny joke.

31points

Johnny 3 years ago

high school players don't usually get to pick their own school tagline, this decision was most likely made decades ago by the white school administrators. Seems unlikely that black administrators would choose this name.

8points

Lady of the Mountains 3 years ago (edited)

no, its printed on the gym, thats their school mascot, students don't pick those

1point

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

No.

1point

KurtCobainofficiallmao 3 years ago

why is it a joke mrs white woman

0points

Remi 3 years ago

Love your optimistic attitude 💓

0points

JennaMae 3 years ago

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Zophra 3 years ago (edited)

Is this for real? I am going to go check... Yes. And it's recent too. :( https://www.today.com/news/texas-school-district-responds-after-cotton-pickers-mascot-goes-viral-t191064

21points

Black Karen 3 years ago

Holy ish

11points

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

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Chloe b Brooke s 3 years ago

And how is this accidental racism?

8points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

At least half of these aren't accidental, I feel.

1point

Deja Katz 3 years ago

This is so f****d

8points

Hadesdaughter 3 years ago

BRO WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk

5points

Rita Gilbert 3 years ago

Bro you cant do this like this is not ok!!

5points

Nicki 3 years ago

I don't even want to know what their mascot looks like...

4points

Geralt of Rivia 3 years ago

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Loki’s Lil Butter Knife 3 years ago

Geralt, if something is racist and a horrible stereotype you sure as hell tell people what to do and to make a change. This isn't funny in my opinion.

6points

Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫 3 years ago

oh dear this is so shocking wth who tf thought of that name

3points

Travis O'Donnell 3 years ago

Robstown, Texas. Unintentional racism, they go by " The Pickers" it's the largest producing area of cotton in Texas....but still not sure why they chose that as the mascot.

2points

#27

I Never Knew This Product Existed!

Final score:

191points

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Luther von Wolfen 3 years ago

Can I get this on a T-shirt?

77points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

It might not be good for the fabric, nor for your skin.

24points

Evil Little Thing 3 years ago

Preferably one with storm troopers on it

2points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Print it yourself if your that racist

1point

EP 3 years ago

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0points

Casey Horn 3 years ago

custom ink. you can crop what you want from the photo and put it on the shirt. they have sort of an automatic lasso when you upload the image so just the words and boarders should show in the preview. you can change the settings if you want the whole picture. it’s not as cheap as it used to be but you can probably make one for around 25-30 depending on how nice of a material you want.

0points

Ghosts 3 years ago

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best turtle 3 years ago

if i pour it on trump would he melt away?

11points

HarriMissesScotland 3 years ago

he's orange

24points

Kona Pake 3 years ago

Caution should be used internally only.

3points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Naw fam you need the orange scum remover for that

1point

Livi 3 years ago

oooh you should try it on Putin

0points

Missy 3 years ago

Substitute the word "White" with any other ethnicity/creed/skin color, and see if people are still laughing.

8points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Yeah...

0points

T'Mar of Vulcan 3 years ago

Black people in Mzansi sometimes call white people "umlungu", which just means 'white', but some people think it means the scum that gets left on the beach after the waves go out. So this pic made me LOL thinking of that.

7points

Mark Waugaman 3 years ago

Double standards exist

5points

Dani Alexander 3 years ago

Hmm where can I buy this? …asking for a friend ;)

4points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Pour it on the Republicans.

4points

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

Send some to Maga-Lardo!

3points

Elizabeth Sundby 3 years ago

can I use that? i am white and it sucks

0points

Jasmine Kallas 3 years ago

pour it over the whole world at this point

0points

#28

Sign Me Up!

Final score:

175points

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Random Person 3 years ago

this has to be intentional

87points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 3 years ago

Nah, I’d bet my money on stupid. Plain ol’ stupid.

20points

boxy101 3 years ago

no they had to squeeze the words together because the sign was too small

1point

Marco Conti 3 years ago

Probably not. If they have ADD, this makes perfect sense (I have ADD)

1point

Marco Conti 3 years ago (edited)

(1/2) I'll try, but it's not easy. Imagine you have to file a bunch of documents in a filing cabinet. Those documents for me are like a flock of seagulls flying around in all directions. I see them, but they are out of reach. Or this: when I fold clothes after a wash and I end up with 3 spare socks, my wife undies and a woman's shirt with frills, even though I have the rest of the clothes aligned and stacked like little soldiers, I just stare at those last few items like they are made of stone and have become part of the room, unmovable. In the case of the sign, by the time they wrote "ADD/ADHD? Sign up for..." they forgot the first part completely. "Concentration" clearly refers to "Mental focus" here, but for the author, assuming he or she has ADHD, the whole of the sign is bouncing around like all the letters are dancing the can can (an old line dancing style for you millennials). They saw the whole, but not the specifics. Naturally, this is just my interpretation. Cont.

1point

totally a german 3 years ago

i have ADHD and i'm not even mad, this is the funniest s**t i've ever seen.

16points

Wise beauty 3 years ago

No kidding,

0points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

Hahahahahahahhaah 😂 wtf. Cartmans sign

5points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Torn between this cant be real and you cant make this shot up

3points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

I can hear them now..."But...but...it's a CAMP....to help people CONCENTRATE...what else are we gonna call it?" SMDH.

2points

Marco Conti 3 years ago

The hubcap is also an hilarious ADHD symptom. (But only us ADHD folks can laugh at it, you monsters).

2points

Wise beauty 3 years ago

MOM NO DONT MAKE ME!

2points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

a camp where they teach you to concentrate, duh

1point

Emmie Jensen 3 years ago

Lmao this is so awful

1point

asie oop 3 years ago

i will keep my add thanks

1point

#29

Bad Name Placement

Final score:

172points

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Adrian Hare 3 years ago

In my experience, all kids can be weird

129points

Vanta Black 3 years ago

All kids are weird.

9points

Camilo Is best 3 years ago

As a kid....i would have to agree with you. One of my friends was so happy cause he found a nintendo switch at church even tho it looked like it had been dead for a suuuuper long time and wouldn't fit the current charger

3points

Summer Mason 3 years ago

Very fking weird.

2points

Yort 3 years ago

Yes that’s why the book is named “Kids Are Weird”, thanks.

1point

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

i’m pretty freaking weird

0points

some neko boy 3 years ago

Why is the a book called kids are weird

3points

Doug Buse 3 years ago

Can you imagine after putting all the effort into writing a book and you as the author get your very first copy and look at the spine and this is what you see. Sorry sir all 10,000 copies have already been printed.

3points

Sapna Sarfare 3 years ago

I am Indian. I agree. We are weird... And yet we live

2points

Dillon Hughes 3 years ago

Ha Mr. brown couldn’t have expected that! Again funny not racist

2points

Albert 3 years ago

Brown kids are weird? Yes we can be. Lol

1point

Leodavinci 3 years ago

Anyone thinking this is racist... or anything at all, is a moron.

1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Normally the author's name goes at the other end of the spine, specifically for not creating confusion about the actual title. This is just a really, really bad fail.

1point

Rodrigo Agostinho 3 years ago

this remenbers me of brickleberry we was saying to jimmy black that people suck.

0points

I'mRiley - DEALwithIT 🤯 3 years ago

😂😂😂

0points

#30

Open Yer Damn Eyes

Final score:

169points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

The most frustrating thing with IA is you can't yell at them to explain they are wrong.

97points

M 3 years ago

Wanna bet? :P

13points

Anthony Roberts 3 years ago

Internal Affairs?

7points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

true

1point

Ogre Juan 3 years ago

Doesn't Work Of Lot Of People Either

0points

Danny Haworth 3 years ago

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Kusotare 3 years ago

The US State Department rejected the first photo I submitted with my passport application, saying that my eyes needed to be open enough to see their color. I explained to them that if I forced my eyes open that much, it would not be a neutral facial expression (also a State Department requirement). The official said it didn't matter, they had to be able to see my eye color, so I had the photos retaken with my eyes WIDE open. Now when I travel abroad, I have to pass through passport control with a very surprised expression on my face.

18points

Kimi Tomminello 3 years ago

That last sentence made me chuckle a little bit. My mom had the same thing happen when she went to get her updated license. She's Vietnamese. She has a shocked look on her face in it and it made me laugh so hard. It's seriously pathetic how overlooked minorities are in AI and facial recognition. Sorry you have to deal with that!!

9points

Heather Menard 3 years ago

I am white but have small eyes. I am required to take my picture at work at least once a week. It always tells me it can't see my eyes.

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Oh sweet jesus. It's horrific.

0points

Rick Hoppenbrouwer 3 years ago

When we used polaroid cameras for this it was never a problem. Isn't technology wonderful?

-1point

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

That'd be a huge ID photo.

1point

Jyri Hakola 3 years ago

I think the failure here is also the eyeglasses that should be in the passport photo..

-1point

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Glasses are ok as long as there isn't glare or obscure your face. These are actually the best example of super acceptable glasses. No reflection on the lenses, thin wire frames. But I've had to take mine off at the DMV because reflected back the flash really bad.

2points

#31

Thank You Bing! Perfect Translation

Final score:

168points

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CAMAW 3 years ago (edited)

Translated by bing, not really surprising

130points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Bing really is the wild one of the search engines lol

19points

Full Name 3 years ago

If you put 'Bing' into Bing Translate it says 'Google'.

9points

Random person 3 years ago

@Jolly Rancher bruh... that's a website debunking your claim and showing why slavery was bad. You are a racist moron and honestly, you deserve to die.

4points

Zophra 3 years ago

Anyone, if you have the time, report Jolly Rancher? https://www.boredpanda.com/contact-us/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic

1point

JennaMae 3 years ago

Haha he is like oh snap what did it type!?!

3points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

selfie not slaves, dunmb bing

1point

Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

goddammit bing

1point

sirfryingpan 3 years ago

GODDAMMIT BING!

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Someone added that

0points

boxy101 3 years ago

***translated by 1765***

0points

#32

I’m Sure Adolf Would’ve Agreed

Final score:

149points

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Lisa Monzon 3 years ago

It's a proper noun.

142points

Marco Hub-Dub 3 years ago

The “accidental racism” is the out of context statement.

9points

Dave P 3 years ago

yup, what else do you call people like me? Jews is a word

3points

Niall Mac Iomera 3 years ago

Yes, but it's a plural.

0points

Becky Samuel 3 years ago

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Jo Choto 3 years ago

It's a proper noun, that's why.

10points

Lexipoo 3 years ago

Guys- I just pressed “okay” without thinking lmaooooo

4points

Caroline Sinclair 3 years ago

Because it should be capitalised, that's all.

3points

Thorfin Wolfsbane 3 years ago

pretty sure every letter there is capitalized...

21points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

My mum discovered that when playing and I TRIED to explain proper nouns to her.

2points

lucygoosey0903 3 years ago

😡

1point

willi santiago 3 years ago

It's a proper noun. This is stupid. Catholic is also not a valid word

1point

Jon S. 3 years ago (edited)

Uppercase C on Catholic means the church led by the Pope. Lowercase c means "universal" or "broad based", so it is a valid scrabble word.

4points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

From the word game dictionary Word Fact: The word Jew was asked to be removed from the Official Scrabble Dictionary by a woman named Judith Grad. During a game of scrabble her opponent played the word and she challenged it because it was a proper noun. When she looked it up in the dictionary the definition variants of Jew was Jewed, Jewing, Jews which was defined as "to bargain with" which offended her. Merriam-Webster and Milton Bradley who she contacted to have the word removed, declined her first attempt.

0points

jimmy pop 3 years ago

This is why I dislike every instance of digital scrabble. Many words that actually are words are not accepted and others are that aren't even words. And you cannot tell the app that it is wrong.

0points

J. F. 3 years ago (edited)

The wonders of technology

0points

#33

Knew It

Final score:

143points

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Lauren Caswell 3 years ago (edited)

#plansforwhenimbored #donate

53points

best turtle 3 years ago

f**k you peta

32points

Chase Sisk 3 years ago

i hate peta with a burning hatred

16points

Succulent 3 years ago

I'm sorry I'm confused as to what peta did. Please tell me

1point

TrD 3 years ago

Bullying automated reply bots hahahaha. Seems fun.

15points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Bullying pet murderers.

4points

Buren 3 years ago

Didn't read properly eh?

14points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

all-my-hom...a1-png.jpg

11points

Vortex Lazer 3 years ago

Peta just exposed themselves.

8points

MikeWheelerFan 3 years ago

I’m guessing this was automated

7points

Joe-Da (Any pronouns) 3 years ago

ya think?

5points

Orion C. 3 years ago

seems about right

4points

boxy101 3 years ago

and that vegan teacher belives in this

2points

#34

Co-Worker Asked For A Snickers. She's Jewish

Final score:

140points

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Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

Noooooooooo

86points

best turtle 3 years ago

why the hell would they even add that

32points

Jessica Rabbit 3 years ago

Why is this even on a Snickers??

26points

Kiem Gallagher 3 years ago

In the UK they use the expression to denote excitement so maybe this is a UK snickers bar?

15points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

As a person of Jewish origin, if somebody gave me that at work, I'd be straight to HR. Most of my Jewish family died in the camps. The ones that escaped were never the same. TGenocide is never going to be funny.

21points

NeonDisco 3 years ago

I was assuming that she had purchased the snickers on her way into work. If she asked her co-worker to get her a snickers then they can't be held accountable for what snickers put on their wrappers and who's to say they even knew this womans religion.

26points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

It’s got the NFL logo on it so I assume that gassed means excited in this context.

2points

Missy 3 years ago

I sincerely hope you wouldn't do that to someone who made an honest mistake...

1point

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Okay, forget about the religious implications here for a moment. That's just a really poor choice for the Snickers company to come up with! I mean, I wouldn't buy it because it makes me think about passing gas. Maybe the idea is that it puts you off your food so you don't need to eat!

17points

Zoe Vokes 3 years ago

It’s got the NFL logo on it so I assume that gassed means excited in this context.

0points

Goth mouse (they/them) 3 years ago

Why does it say gassed instead of snickers?! 😱

6points

Soap 3 years ago

Some snickers have words that aren't snickers on them.

4points

Great Panda Mamu 3 years ago

The advertising campaign is about what happens to you when you're hungry. So the words on the cover are supposed to be bad things that you will keep away by eating the candy bar. Other wrapper examples include grouchy, sleepy, hangry, and forgetful. Gassed can also mean too exhausted or burnt out to be functional. Like being out of gas figuratively, I guess? But it shows that the ad people never thought what it would be like to see that as a Jew.

4points

Levi Lessman 3 years ago

uh oh

4points

girlsrock4ever 2 years ago

OMG! This must have been traumatizing!

0points

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Welp, looks like someone f**** up

0points

#35

My Friend Thought The Picture Was Going To Have Both Of Us Chilling On The Couch

Final score:

134points

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Ethan Lang 3 years ago

This is.. that.. this got serious REAL fast.

82points

Tee Witt 3 years ago

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Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Switch it up, rich boy just got some room service from his hotel after a work convention and his stoner friend is just crashing on the sofa 😂

10points

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

For those of you not keeping up, the theme is "accidental racism", things that can look bad out of context. Most of these made their origin laugh, no one is offended, we're just noticing things that could look questionable.

5points

Sarah 3 years ago

If this Bitmoji sticker exists, the opposite one does too. It just depends on who sends the sticker.

4points

IeabellAlakar@aqueenofaplanet 3 years ago

Theres a dibert comic where thw editor picked a bad time to add racial diversity to the cast and made the night janitor black

2points

totally a german 3 years ago

a-at least he has a nice suit??

2points

Shannon Santos 3 years ago

Looks like she won the bet and now her husband has to serve and cook the meals for the next whole week.

1point

Sea otter simone 3 years ago

OH NOOOOOO

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

That’s….wow. People can be either really evil or really ignorant

0points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

lol

0points

#36

Which One Is The Correct Side?

Final score:

133points

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foxking 3 years ago

adolf= upside down hope

68points

Gay_Forg 3 years ago

Thanks I was confused on what it said

6points

K 3 years ago (edited)

Adolf means “noble” and “wolf in German. There are people with it as their last name, so calm down it's not racist/horrible

12points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

Hitler made it infamous but at the end of the day Adolf by itself is surely just a name? I feel sorry for the few Adolfs still out there

9points

K 3 years ago

It's also a last name too

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Oh, right... The infamous adoH Lfitler.

9points

This Guy 3 years ago

That's what I saw

1point

J. F. 3 years ago

Adolf is a normal name actually - it just got a bad name to it by Hitler. I mean, we don't automatically associate the name "Josef" with something bad, or?

2points

YoyoSthlm 3 years ago

Jesus?

0points

Ham Explosion 3 years ago

Adolf is an actual name.

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

That took me a second

0points

ShadowLand 🇨🇦 3 years ago

Great! Thanks for ruining my name! 😲😭

0points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

are you stupid or am I

0points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

nah, its hope

0points

#37

Lost In Translation

Final score:

125points

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Deutschland Mädchen 3 years ago

Alas, earwax

139points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

Albus, is it you?

15points

Callista Pierce 3 years ago

albus?

5points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

Do they have a vomit flavor, too?

1point

Micah Chips 3 years ago

Oh my spells, Albusssss!!! I haven't seen you in decades!! How's the hand?

1point

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Oh Merlin, It’s Albus Dumbledore!

0points

Kids Krueger 3 years ago

- Dumbledore!

0points

Ashley Jernigan 3 years ago

I was about to say the same thing 😂

0points

Remi 3 years ago

Would upvote, but I'm still too sad about Rowling going on a hate spree on... well basically me and mine.

-2points

Caroline Sinclair 3 years ago

Jews ear is the traditional name for a type of mushroom

35points

Frau von Düh 3 years ago

Or Google Translation " The jucier Juice" 🤣

2points

Kira Okah 3 years ago

That is the name of a mushroom. A tasty one. Not a mistranslation. Its scientific name translates to "Judas' ear", a reference to Judas hanging himself from a tree, and used to be the mushroom's common name that got corrupted over time. You may also know it as wood ear or black fungus.

13points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Yay, kosher ear wax!

8points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

Oy vey!

3points

JC Walters 3 years ago

Love the fungi but the juice of said fungi...no thanks.

6points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

What's next physilium husk juice? Now weigh extra grit! (If you get that joke, you need to go eat an entire pizza right now)

3points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

Gross on so many levels

2points

L.a. Williams 3 years ago

Well from the translation I won't be drinking that.

2points

Jane Jane 3 years ago

Israel's Consul-General in Shanghai Jackie Eldan stressed that this was not a case of anti-Semitism, as Judaism is considered in China a synonym of success.

2points

Sylvanticx 3 years ago

Judaism being a synonym of success isn't something I'm comfy with as a Jew. That's still stereotyping. Of course, if the word was developed separately from Judaism and Jews, that'd be okay, but if it dveloped from Judaism and Jews, that's still stereotyping and that's still bad.

2points

Emiri-chan 3 years ago

It actually says "black fungus juice" 木耳 (mu'er) is chinese for "edible fungus".

0points

Ru Bee 3 years ago

It's a type of fungus

0points

#38

This Chair With “Sailboats”

Final score:

125points

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Nikki Sevven 3 years ago

"Sailboats."

57points

totally a german 3 years ago

"s a i l b o a t s."

12points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Paint the boats already.

17points

Jane Jane 3 years ago

YES! Paint the boats!

9points

Scagsy 3 years ago

This could be interpreted in so many ways that I'm in about six different minds right now. The obvious: KKK or three yachts. Then there's three candles or three people squinting whilst wearing tall hats or three upside down alien faces, or - whilst we're upside down - Munch's The Scream x 3? I think I need less coffee.

12points

My O My 3 years ago

Ok, yes, less coffee 😉

3points

Deja Katz 3 years ago

If you don’t see sailboats what even is wrong with you

4points

Dani Alexander 3 years ago

Ya girl here is genuinely confused. Anyone kind enough to explain?

3points

Aeon Flux 3 years ago

Three KKK hoods.

2points

J. F. 3 years ago

O-kkk, that's really unfortunate

2points

Orion C. 3 years ago

sh@t just got real

2points

foxking 3 years ago

yeah...................

2points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

Totally.

1point

Ru Bee 3 years ago

I just saw boats but I'm from the UK.

0points

#39

Smash Immigrants... Welcome Racism

Final score:

123points

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foxking 3 years ago

yes everyone must be smashed

45points

Stannous Flouride 3 years ago

Thanks, Bruce Banner.

2points

CP 3 years ago

This one isn't that hard to understand.

6points

Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Cursed and wholesome.. such a blursed image.

4points

Daniel Mattock 3 years ago

Sounds like a racist Hulk

3points

Huddo's sister 3 years ago

Doesn't everyone know how you read signs like that though? I've seen many examples like this, but I know you read the big words first then the little ones.

2points

Tobias the Tiger 3 years ago

Reminds me of "You don't matter, give up"

1point

phil blanque 3 years ago

Nope....this meaning is clear...you are trying too hard.

1point

Troux 3 years ago

This makes me think of Smash Bros. DLC

1point

I'mRiley - DEALwithIT 🤯 3 years ago

Now that's just funny right there! Haha. Thinking things through isn't in everyone's wheelhouse

0points

boxy101 3 years ago

Screenshot...2f-png.jpg

0points

#40

Hol Up

Final score:

123points

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Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Wow that went from 0 to 100 real fast..

91points

Doug Buse 3 years ago

I once asked a beautiful woman I hadn't seen in a couple years when her baby was due. She told me she wasn't pregnant. Sometimes you just wish you could take things back after you said them, and here for yourself what it sounded like.

15points

Joonscrab 3 years ago

Why would you ask anyone that? I don't know, shouldn't it be common knowledge to never assume that someone's pregnant without them saying it explicitly?

4points

Jiminy 3 years ago

How is this racism of any kind? The band is called Black Kids...

10points

madbakes 3 years ago

As the thread title states, they're racial coincidences

24points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago (edited)

They are a band if that helps anyone get the situation, their band name is - black kids, rock/ alternative music theme.

7points

Buren 3 years ago

That escalates quickly

5points

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Lol. Also, Party Traumatic is a fun song. (On a different album then the one shown.)

4points

moose man 3 years ago

omg spotify we got premium for this? (yes i know the discover weekly is a free feature but still)

2points

Jaekry 3 years ago

Nobody notices the SS, or was that intentional as well, and so obvious I should not have bothered pointing it out?

1point

Kori Chamberlain 3 years ago

Its definitely a bunch of Ss. I think the album had a nostolgic theme for growing up in the late 90s/early 00s. I meant to listen to it when I saw the new release, because I like them, but actually forgot about it until this post.

1point

Crep 105 2 years ago

That's just my search history.. /j

0points

Natalia Larkin 2 years ago

Hold up

0points

#41

This AI With A Little Bit Of Bias

Final score:

113points

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Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

the AI is correct, the skin tone is the same, on this photo (I checked with Paint)

75points

Kiem Gallagher 3 years ago

It's not the skin colour that's the issue here... it made his facial features more Caucasian looking, so... Caucasian features are still used as the golden standard.

42points

Johnny 3 years ago

Except we all know it's wrong - it's apparently white biased since it converted a black guy to a white guy.

5points

Emily D 3 years ago

Obama is half white yk

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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Shelp 3 years ago

Well it's exactly the same tone. Obama has a fairly light skin tone

4points

queen p 3 years ago

There is 1.38 billion people in India and another 1.4 billion people in China the average face is not white the average face is Asian or east Asian if you really think about it almost 60% of the earth is from asian heritage and 11.5% are white (google it i did)

0points

chonky_rubberband 3 years ago

it looks like obama

6points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

That is Obama in the first picture.

21points

Daniel Marsh 3 years ago

So they used a very pale image of Obama, and AI thought it was a white guy?

3points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

It's a fact that different media outlets alter the skin tone in photos of people of colour to make them appear more or less appealing (in their racist opinions). Classic examples were of OJ Simpson before/during/after his trial. Even today, you will see lightening of Obama's skin in outlets that support him. It's disgusting. I'm not surprised this is the result when AI tries to decipher.

2points

Sue McNeil 3 years ago

I'm an old fat white lady. i matched with a young, slender black woman.

1point

jimmy pop 3 years ago

What do you expect? You cannot extract information on a pixel graphic, that has been erased due to pixelation. Any AI trying to "restore" the lost information basically only paints an image from their imagination that is still cohesive with the pixelated version. In this instance the AI was probably fed too many images of white people to learn from but if I had no idea who Obama is and was given the task to paint a detailed version of the pixelated image, I'd probably end up with a Hispanic person and it would still be cohesive with the input. Pixel-Obama just is very difficult to be recognized as black person if you don't know who he is; his skin colour is fairly bright and the facial features that make him recognizable as a black person were erased by pixelation.

1point

foxking 3 years ago

lol

1point

Emiri-chan 3 years ago

Obama is half white

0points

EJN 3 years ago

The jawline is too strong.

0points

#42

Final score:

109points

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Ozacoter 3 years ago

Fun fact one of the scientists that disgustingly proclaimed that white men have bigger brains than others and were "more intelligent" had a quite small brain himself.

93points

Sasha 3 years ago

It isn't about the size of your brain, I don't think

12points

Shaista Afridi 🇦🇫 3 years ago

as a psychology student, intelligence isn't necessarily denoted by your brain size, but rather the intricacy and density of the folds of the brain as they can hold more neurons

8points

Call Me Mars 3 years ago

I also remember seeing how a white man would measure the skulls of black people and white people to see who had the bigger brain. Let me find an article quickly.

2points

LazyPanda 3 years ago

This is also a great friendly reminder that not all "scientists" are quality and some of them are actually for sale

1point

Madeleine Christiansen 12 months ago

as a POC, I can say this: Maybe he is a POC himself!!!

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 3 years ago

Oh come on, this is stupid. It's plants, they grow

30points

JennaMae 3 years ago

Thats a cool cactus! Oh and another case of over sensitivity...

15points

Paul Z. 3 years ago

Tbh, black people do not have black bones, so erm... aren't we trying too hard here? Only sayin'🤷🏻‍♂️

13points

third molar 3 years ago

But all bones are white isnt it??

8points

Random Stuff 3 years ago

All things aside, where can I get this? I just really want it. It's so cute

6points

Zenypツ 3 years ago

Some people have empty brains ngl, like racists and people who hide behind alts to be rude

3points

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

Sheesh why is the smaller plant racist? If people did not focus so much on getting offended then a lot of this so called racism would be seen as what it is: just a stinking plant in a stinking skull. All bone is white after bleaching no matter what race you are. Medically speaking, skulls of different ethnicities have different genetic markers but these skulls are not anatomically correct AND from the same mold so they would technically be the same ethnicity if representative of any. People need to stop getting their knickers in a wad over a silly stuff like novelty planters. The point was a brain cactus in a skull planter. Come on people grow up and just enjoy the macabre comedy instead of raging over nothing. We become more racist the more we focus on our differences. If you go looking for something hard enough you will find it, even if it is not truly there. Instead of differences, add up what we all have in common. That is how to be equal not divided. Love, Math

2points

Kiara Eagar 3 years ago

Jokes on them. All skulls are the same colour!😁

1point

PADNA 3 years ago

Oh give a baby cactus a break! It'll grow big and lush as the sibling on the right with time

0points

#43

It Meant To Say “Glitter”

Final score:

104points

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foxking 3 years ago

i dont see it...

50points

Addison Lopez 3 years ago

If you squint, it says hitler

35points

Orion C. 3 years ago

hint: the worst human ever to exist

8points

Scarlett Storm 3 years ago

It looks like it says "my favorite color is hitler.

4points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

glitter

3points

J.L. Martin 3 years ago

I think it could be "Hitler" or "Hitter", either way, not the intended word

1point

YHZ 3 years ago

It looks like "Hitler".

0points

Lap Lam 3 years ago

"Hitler"

0points

CloudiSkies_XD 3 years ago

It kinda reads "Hitler"

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

hitler i think

0points

guy greej 3 years ago

small letter G I guess for the glitter, and everythign else for hitler. May be intentional. why small g?

0points

best turtle 3 years ago

i see hitter

15points

Adrian 3 years ago

I do see glitter, but then I've lost my reading glasses.

2points

Walking On Sunshine 3 years ago

The Tucker Carlson collection.

9points

TrixicBird(Any pronouns) 3 years ago

Collaborated with Joe Rogan

0points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

the g should be lower.

2points

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

Omg… it looks like “Hitler”

1point

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

Glitter... Hitter . Jlitter.... sorry if you are going tor Hitler that is too much of a stretch. Look hard enough for something and you will see it even if it is not there. My issue as an artist is that glitter is not a color.

1point

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

i see hitter

1point

Leodavinci 3 years ago

Poor design. Nothing more. The lowercase g should have been placed further down

1point

Random Stuff 3 years ago

What else does it say. I'm sorry can someone explain to me :)

1point

Queerios 3 years ago

It’s supposed to say glitter, but at first glance it can look like Hitler.

1point

John Baker 3 years ago

Looks like glitter to me.

1point

#44

When You Like The Food But Not The People

Final score:

104points

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Potassium 3 years ago

this is intentionally a joke google maps just messed up

29points

Raoul Mascarenhas 3 years ago

No it is an actual food chain

16points

Corey Smith 3 years ago

No it isn't. This is a real restaurant in Lake City, Florida.

4points

Fay Kneuse 3 years ago

Bet you're fun at parties.

1point

Otter 3 years ago

There are some Vietnamese restaurants near me called "Pho King". And of course, "pho" is properly pronounced "fuh"...

5points

Mavis Movenpicker 3 years ago

We had in the neighbourhood (until it closed down) a Vietnamese restaurant called "Pho King Fabulous " 😂

4points

Dave Reed 3 years ago

In Sai Kung in Hong Kong there are streets called F*k Man Road and Wan King Path.

3points

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago (edited)

Some restaurants do this on purpose. I used to live by a legit Thai restaurant called "Pho King" ("Pho" is pronouced "fuh", btw)

2points

totally a german 3 years ago

so the folks who have sailer language can know as well! that it's fu**ing chinese.

1point

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

It’s the name of the restaurant

0points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

Winn- dixie da'melio

0points

Hayden Higa 3 years ago

same thing if in china, the f word would be replaced with ta ma de

0points

Kristy Sambey 3 years ago

I live in the town where this restaurant is.

0points

Mike Loux 3 years ago

Wait until they learn about Pho King.

0points

#45

I See Where This Is Going...

Final score:

100points

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User# 6 3 years ago

Nincompoop?

78points

A rat 3 years ago

Duh.. w-what else could it mean

17points

ᓚᘏᗢSOMECATLADY22ᓚᘏᗢ 3 years ago

NANI!?!?!?!

10points

Sweetie Cake 3 years ago

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1point

StrangerOfTheDark 3 years ago

In the book, it's actually No.

33points

J. Normal 3 years ago

I thought naughty

5points

InfectedVoice 3 years ago (edited)

Don't bring Sesame Street into this, it's a beautiful show, and always has been, just look at how they explained BLM to kids last year.

11points

Doug Buse 3 years ago

I would think Oscar's favorite N word would be something like nasty, cuz that's how Oscar rolls.

11points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Naan!

5points

XSpooky_Mint 3 years ago

Nipples

3points

Braineating Spleen 3 years ago

Non-recyclable

3points

Dani Alexander 3 years ago

Oooo that was Naughty

3points

JennaMae 3 years ago

I doubt its going there..jeeze

3points

Qibli of the SandWings 3 years ago

chicken NUGGET

2points

#46

Damnit, The Title Was Actually “How To Create Your Own Jewelry Line”

Final score:

100points

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Mimi La Souris 3 years ago

I would say, by having sex with one, but I may be wrong

144points

Ozacoter 3 years ago

That would be a traditional way indeed

29points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Well, you could have sex with a female one of you're a male. If you're a female and not already Jewish, you'll have to jump through some hoops!

15points

totally a german 3 years ago

i know! i kno- *looks at my username* 🇩🇪👄🇩🇪

5points

Marina Rocha 3 years ago

Only if the mother is Jewish...

4points

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Step one : marry a jewish woman. Step two : have sex with her. Step three : wait for nine months.

14points

LeeBreezy 3 years ago

step 4: profit

10points

Hunter 3 years ago (edited)

Rather simple. You may take a Christian and remove the jesus

10points

totally a german 3 years ago

now, class, let us do a simple math problem! if you had christianity, and i took away jesus, what would you be left with?

5points

Something 3 years ago

Sadly, a lot of people think that's what Judaism is.

0points

Bacony Cakes 3 years ago

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Francisco Manuel Teruel Gutiérrez 3 years ago

Golems?

6points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

Unless it’s a marraige agency

1point

Jo Gabriel 3 years ago

Hi! Jewish girl here! That made me guffaw!!

1point

EEF🤓 3 years ago

Just add water

1point

Jo Choto 3 years ago

Some of us just needed to have a baby one time. Didn't even need the book.

1point

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

Now if it was written by Ben Shapiro it would be a parody book. But nope. Just an unfortunate sticker. Poor, racially targeted sticker.

0points

Adrian 3 years ago

Interesting the author has a Jewish (eastern Ashkenazic) name too; so he's well on the way.

0points

#47

Clutching At Straws A Bit Here But I Still Had A Good Chuckle

Final score:

100points

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Elliot Fowler 3 years ago

Anyone else though of stink meaner from boondoks

39points

Blaze Fitzwater 3 years ago

You made me dust off the Season 2 DVD 😂😂😂

4points

Lady Cadaver 3 years ago

OMG Yes! XD Wahahaha!

2points

Legend_Trooper 3 years ago

Actually though.

2points

Rijkærd 3 years ago

Damn...was trying to remember that name....

-2points

CATMONSTER2018 3 years ago

Its Vietnamese, It's something like: Bish-Nya

13points

Augie Chapin 3 years ago

no bik nga

0points

John Baker 3 years ago

This isn't the only one that more than a bit of a stretch.

4points

Tài Trần 3 years ago

Bích is just a name. Many people have that name in Viet Nam. Well, Bích is usually a female name :D

2points

Sakura Haruno 3 years ago

love it the bebe kids made this

1point

Jane Jane 3 years ago

Again... Florida!

1point

Owen Fechter 3 years ago

😂

0points

Jo Choto 3 years ago

I remember this store I came across in Quebec where the name was fully spelled out, "F&CK LA MODE" (which means Fxxx fashion!). Turns out that using the F word in Quebec French is actually quite common and doesn't have nearly the same degree of rudeness as it does in English.

0points

CbusResident 3 years ago

The left is clutching at straws a lot; e.g. claiming it's immoral to find butch looking trans women unattractive.

-1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

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#48

This Is Getting Really Annoying

Final score:

88points

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Cookie Panda 3 years ago

I don’t get it can someone explain?

25points

Mermaid Elle-Jaye 3 years ago

Their little arms are doing the ‘hail hitler’ thing. It’s so stupidly funny and cringe 😆 I don’t know why that sign is even a thing 😆

27points

Linda HS 3 years ago

Hail Hitler sign…

2points

Leona Wolfert 3 years ago

The teacher on the sign is hailing to Hitler

0points

Phill Healey 3 years ago

The teacher is clearly writing on the board

4points

Maddie Max 3 years ago

Thats a sign in South Africa, still boggles the mind that they haven't learned from the constant complaints

3points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

it's meant to show a teacher pointing at the blackboard / chalkboard, and the kids have hteir hands on the desks. Most people in SA are not aware of nazi symbolism except the image of hitler himself and the swastika logo. It's only the jewish and probably middle class people here who would spot the problem

5points

Lauren Caswell 3 years ago

The Shrek thing made me laugh and now I'm going to hell

3points

Anjali Cooper 3 years ago

It looks like the Nazi salute… 😳

2points

Kazkoksai Ponas 3 years ago

Seems oddly stereotypical...

1point

Hunter 3 years ago

Fur der deutsches konigsreich

1point

Shelp 3 years ago

*für das deutsche Königreich ;)

8points

Paul Z. 3 years ago

Erm... Germany is not a Kingdom.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

Germany is not a kingdom, it is an empire with many kingdoms within it.

1point

totally a german 3 years ago

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Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

You know my cousin in Germany told me you can get arrested for doing the Hail Hitler sign. Even Germany hates Hitler. So it is surprising this would be a real thing. Just grab a sharpie and fix it.

0points

John L 3 years ago

Thing I never figured out when I visited Germany? I could never get to ausgang, despite all the signs.....

0points

Chase Sisk 3 years ago

how

0points

#49

Damn

Final score:

79points

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Ryan Deschanel 3 years ago

The gate is open. The black llama is a free llama! If it wants to hang out on the other side of the pasture, it is its sacred right!

110points

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Assuming the white llamas don't have him arrested for going through the gate...

22points

CP 3 years ago

it is a joke, relax

2points

Toea Muresan Iulia 3 years ago

maybe the black llama is an alpaca

0points

chaotic awesome 3 years ago

BE FREE LLAMA BRO

0points

Succulent 3 years ago

Oh yeah! 👍👍

0points

queen p 3 years ago

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Mrt 3 years ago

llmao (pun intended)

15points

Queerios 3 years ago

llol good one

1point

foxking 3 years ago

llama segregation

3points

Livi 3 years ago

I think this person is overreacting

2points

Tavi-The-Taboo (He-They) 3 years ago

I genuinely laughed at this picture- I'm going to hell for laughing at it

2points

Jackie 3 years ago (edited)

“For the love of god Patrick!!!!”

2points

Jackie 3 years ago

https://youtu.be/SezYbMCnQCQ

0points

Doug Buse 3 years ago

When the Sun goes down those llamas still going to do what llamas do

2points

Captain Awesome 3 years ago

F**k me, some people are stupid. The black llama will be MALE and it's separate from the FEMALES to keep stock levels manageable.

2points

Frau von Düh 3 years ago

Then they should close the gate.

14points

ZAPanda 3 years ago

i think it was meant to be humour

1point

Mrt 3 years ago

Sexism!

0points

Thomas Turnbull 3 years ago

It just wondered in no hassle

0points

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

I think the brown llama proves this is just a little llama family. Sheesh every parent needs alone time.

0points

#50

Oh [Crud]

Final score:

75points

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Ethan Lang 3 years ago

Some hand towels are just “old fashioned”..

36points

NeonDisco 3 years ago

And beside these hand towels, they also have Black superior, green superior and frigging rainbow s**t superior. Stop making out that anything with the word 'white' is racist, how else should they describe the colour, bright cream?.

8points

Poultry Geist 3 years ago

Standard White ?

1point

Trophy Husband 3 years ago

Well let's be honest, I'm not a racist, but I don't really want to see black hand towels!

7points

Adrian 3 years ago

We got black hand towels, they're great and you don't have to use anywhere as much soap to clean your hands.

4points

Nicole Tomme 3 years ago

Superior is the brand. White is the color. Superior refers to quality of brand, not color. If the towels were blue it would be Blue Superior. Everyone just calm down. It is a towel! Unless it comes with a servant to wipe your snowflake butt-cheeks then calm down, grow up and wipe yourself.

2points