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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair
This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair
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This Woman Had The Best Comeback Ever To A Man Who Said To Stay Away From Women With Dyed Hair

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Alexander J.A Cortes calls himself a “trainer,” “writer,” and “speaker,” and a life coach of all sorts but his recent tweets made a lot of women attribute quite a few nasty labels to him as well.

“Unnatural hair colors in [a] woman are a warning signal to stay away,” Cortes opened. “It’s an example [of] Aposematism – the phenomenon of poisonous animals in nature advertising their toxicity and lethality.”

He then went on to explain why men should stay away from women who use hair dyes. “You gentlemen want an obvious example of a red flag?” Cortes asked. “It doesn’t get more obvious than that.”

Immediately, people started replying to Cortes. And while some actually agreed with him, after Julie Grundy dropped the best comeback, many started expressing a different opinion.
One day later, Cortes gave men contradictory dating advice. “Don’t date women who are picky eaters,” he said. According to him, “How you do one thing is how you do everything,” and all the female picky eaters that he has encountered were “hesitant,” “not curious,” and had “fixed mindsets.” On the other hand, women he knew who loved new foods were “fun,” “adventurous,” and “always curious.”

Do think that this statement had to retract the previous one? Or their author is simply confused? Let us know in the comments.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

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    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

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    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

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    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colored hair = creativity, individuality, independence, style

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it can frighten some stupid dude

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    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free hint, Alexander: A lot of women don't care about they look to men. And women don't exist to please men, so they can dye their hair/dress whatever THEY want.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who publicly state that their female preferences are the "right" one tend to be unadventurous, intolerant, controlling and hate independence in women.

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    Kasia Gerkowicz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about male animals that are super colorfull to attract females? Does it mean I should get a new boyfriend with green hair???? My life was a lie!

    Melissa White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. women DON'T dye their hair for men, they dye it for themselves. 2. if a guy feels this way, hes not the guy for her ANYWAY.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Doesn't matter what the reason is, it is still spending more time and money to create an unrealistic & delusional self-image that is a sign of an unhealthy psyche.

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    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not about hair colour. This guy clearly hates women, and he has people listening to him, which is the scary part. It might be better to ignore him, and forward his information to the CIA or FBI or whoever tracks and studies incels.

    MBZ MetalsmithArtist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good Lord, another idiot on Twitter. My internationally well known astrophysicist husband of 25+ years would beg to differ with this man's shortsighted statement. As would my National Honors Society overachieving teenage son. They love my colorful locks and creative personality.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @MBZ: Sounds like you have a great family. Kudos.

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    Random Panda
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do these types always pull the "this isn't attractive to men" card? Tell you a secret, they're not doing it for men. And men are not a hivemind, people happen to have different preferences.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get what is going through the minds of guys who make arguments like "that is not attractive to men, ladies" as if everything a woman does is somehow with a purpose of attracting a male and often times that male in particular. Surprise, the world doesn't revolve around you. Same goes for women who make the same argument about men.

    Load More Replies...
    Daria B
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So... He picks a fictional comic character... to prove his point? Okay, then, let me counter that with... say, Sailor Mercury! Blue hair, kind heart, her sense of responsibility is just right and she's so smart and clever. Game on, people! Let's prove that guy wrong with our favourite comics characters! ♥

    diane a
    Community Member
    7 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Little Pony - rainbow hair and totally innocuous, exept maybe to him - playthings of the young "She Devils"

    Load More Replies...
    Ola Polowczyk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think he got rejected recently by a woman with "unnatural hair color" and tries to get his revenge. Taking the whole female population as his target. Another "nice guy" :)

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He had a crazy girlfriend with an unnatural hair color & now he's triggered by unnatural hair colors.

    Load More Replies...
    TheDivineMs.M
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Colored hair = creativity, individuality, independence, style

    mulk
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why it can frighten some stupid dude

    Load More Replies...
    The Girl on Fire
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free hint, Alexander: A lot of women don't care about they look to men. And women don't exist to please men, so they can dye their hair/dress whatever THEY want.

    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Men who publicly state that their female preferences are the "right" one tend to be unadventurous, intolerant, controlling and hate independence in women.

    Load More Replies...
    Kasia Gerkowicz
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about male animals that are super colorfull to attract females? Does it mean I should get a new boyfriend with green hair???? My life was a lie!

    Melissa White
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1. women DON'T dye their hair for men, they dye it for themselves. 2. if a guy feels this way, hes not the guy for her ANYWAY.

    Douglas Campbell
    Community Member
    7 years ago

    This comment is hidden. Click here to view.

    Doesn't matter what the reason is, it is still spending more time and money to create an unrealistic & delusional self-image that is a sign of an unhealthy psyche.

    Load More Replies...
    Agnes Jekyll
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not about hair colour. This guy clearly hates women, and he has people listening to him, which is the scary part. It might be better to ignore him, and forward his information to the CIA or FBI or whoever tracks and studies incels.

    MBZ MetalsmithArtist
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh good Lord, another idiot on Twitter. My internationally well known astrophysicist husband of 25+ years would beg to differ with this man's shortsighted statement. As would my National Honors Society overachieving teenage son. They love my colorful locks and creative personality.

    BusLady
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @MBZ: Sounds like you have a great family. Kudos.

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