12 Funny Jokes From Me And Other Sources.
1
Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9, 8, 7.
2
What do you get when you cross a banana with a strawberry with an orange? A yummy fruit salad.
3
Who is Hairy Potter? The gorilla who can cook really good soup.
4
Who is a person who collects phones and is mean and selfish? A selfie!
5
What do you call a goat who never spends their money? sheep.
6
A mom says to her son, “Carl, do you think I’m a bad mother?” Son: “My name’s Paul.”
7
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
8
I saw something surprising on my computer today. I Googled at it.
9
Why did the Harry Potter hater go to jail? She tried to make the actress who played Hermione give her her knees.
10
what do you call ghfghffvbnvg? Meaningless.
11
What do you call a slow computer? supernatural.
12
what is another name for reality? Unfair.
This will be my special photo.
1
Why was 6 afraid of 9? Because 9, 8, 7.
2
What do you get when you cross a banana with a strawberry with an orange? A yummy fruit salad.
3
Who is Hairy Potter? The gorilla who can cook really good soup.
4
Who is a person who collects phones and is mean and selfish? A selfie!
5
What do you call a goat who never spends their money? sheep.
6
A mom says to her son, “Carl, do you think I’m a bad mother?” Son: “My name’s Paul.”
7
Why did the robber jump in the shower? He wanted to make a clean getaway.
8
I saw something surprising on my computer today. I Googled at it.
9
Why did the Harry Potter hater go to jail? She tried to make the actress who played Hermione give her her knees.
10
what do you call ghfghffvbnvg? Meaningless.
11
What do you call a slow computer? supernatural.
12
what is another name for reality? Unfair.
This will be my special photo.
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