In theory, choosing a domain name is a simple task. It has to be short, clever, memorable, easily spelled and communicate your business message.

Let’s say you’ve done an awesome job and now you are ready to register it.

Wait! Look again.

Are you sure there are no dirty words hiding in the letters of longer words and their combinations? As we’ve learned from the Top 15 Worst Logo FAILS Ever there might be a hidden male genitalia in every logo.

So forget your company name and the words you’ve used in your domain name for a while. Look at it with the eyes of a child. [Read more...]

Still nothing? To warm up, take a look at these 30 worst domain names!

1. Itscrap.com

IT Scrap

2. Whorepresents.com

Who Represents?

3. Penisland.net

Pen Island

4. Expertsexchange.com

Experts Exchange

5. Speedofart.com

Speed Of Art

6. Nobjs.org

North Of Boston Jewish Singles

7. Gotahoenorth.com

Go Tahoe North

8. Lesbocages.com

Les Bocages

9. Americanscrapmetal.com

American Scrap Metal

10. Masterbaitonline.com

Master Bait Online

11. Therapistinabox.com

Therapist In a Box

12. Analemma.org

Analemma Society

13. Therapistfinder.com

Therapist Finder

14. Wintersexpress.com

Winters Express

15. Swissbit.ch

Swiss Bit

16. Dicksonweb.com

Dickson Web (now redirected to dicksondata.com)

17. Therapist.com

Therapist

18. Budget.co.ck

Budget Cook Island

19. Mp3shits.com

MP3s Hits

20. Kidsexchange.net

Kids Exchange

21. Choosespain.com

Choose Spain

22. Bendover.com

Ben Dover

23. Bitefartcafe.rs

Bitef Art Cafe

24. Powergenitalia.com

Powergen Italia (accessible only via the Wayback Machine)

25. Cumstore.co.uk

Cumbria Storage Systems (accessible only via the Wayback Machine)

26. Teacherstalking.org

Teachers Talking

27. Ladrape.com

La Drape

28. Childrenswear.co.uk

Children’s Wear

29. Molestationnursery.com

Mole Station Nursery (now redirected to molerivernursery.com)

30. Oldmanshaven.com

Old Man’s Haven

Reader suggestions:

Childrenslaughter.com – children’s laughter, now redirects to a hyphenated version of the url. (timjinx)

Enjoypot.co.kr – a pottery teaching company in Korea (Kowi)

Analisajoy.com – the website about the newborn diary of Analisa Joy. (Joel)

Webone .com – an old Australian ISP Web One.  (Joel)