As we've already established earlier, Ryan Reynolds is the king of Twitter. We've shown you his tweets that were pure gold and his tweets about his daughter. Now, it's time for his hilarious Twitter replies to creeps with horny thoughts.


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I mean, some fans just don't know how to keep their thoughts, or let's say 'dirty fantasies', to themselves and they're saying some pretty kinky stuff to Reynolds on Twitter. Luckily, he handles the sexual harassment like a pro by politely declining all his fans' requests in the most hilarious way possible. Take a look below and see for yourselves!

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

I've read some of Ryan's tweets. He IS funny. BTW I'm his BIGGEST fan.

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Adrian Jenkin (MarauderDeuce) 3 months ago

Let's just pause a moment and imagine him at the baptismal font, holding his niece mid service AND responding to tweets on his phone! :D

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Celestia 1 month ago

he is handling these like a true canadian I am so proud I would probably say why tf are you so goddamn fucked up

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Two Replies 3 months ago

A tangled wild dolphin? I forget.... Is that the one that involve a midget gimp and bondage ropes?

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Two Replies 3 months ago

No need to choke anyone. Green Lantern was torture enough.

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NoliBelle 3 months ago

....someone draw a diagram of this scenario?

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Maud Leijs 3 months ago

I only think of 'appendix' as an organ.

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Felicia Luca 3 months ago

He seems to have a lot of time on his hands

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Linda Snyder Sloan 3 months ago

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Smooth comebacks! What's sad is that most of these vulgar comments are made by men, thus adding fuel to conservatives who already think same sex partnerships are vulgar. Not to mention the disrespect given to a married man and his wife. But I guess if your a celebrity it doesn't matter relationship or not. Or maybe these commenters just don't give a flying f#&$ and would say that to anybody's face with their S/O standing right next to them! I'll fist ya right in the face!

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