When you go through training to become a teacher, often you're told to ask your students open ended, as opposed to yes or no, questions about their work. For example, instead of saying, “Is that a lion riding a school bus?” ask “What did you draw?” Answer: little junior in a canoe. You get the idea.

But sometimes kids' drawings are too good not to have a little internal adult chuckle. Microphone? That looks just like a…! We dedicate this list of hilariously inappropriate kids' drawings to you, dear parents, and everyone else who's been called in by a teacher to explain that they're pole salesmen, not poll dancers.

Has your kid drawn something hilarious in this special way? Submit the pictures below, or vote on your favorites!

#1 Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot

Little Girl Drew A Picture Of Her Mom At Work. The Mother Is Actually Selling A Snow Shovel At Home Depot

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ErikSønderlev 4 months ago

Mom selling snowshowels at the mall

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#2 "Hulk Smashes The Kardashians" By My 10-Year-Old Son

"Hulk Smashes The Kardashians" By My 10-Year-Old Son

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DenisevonSternberg 4 months ago

YES!!!!

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#3 I Come In Peace

I Come In Peace

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CsipaiBetti 4 months ago

Little Fella mixed two movies in their mind :)

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#4 I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"

I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"

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RoxanneHughes 4 months ago

No, I think he meant cock. That's what he looks like with that hat. Heehee

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#5 My Friend's Daughter Had A School Assignment To Write One Sentence About A Family Member And Draw A Picture About It

My Friend's Daughter Had A School Assignment To Write One Sentence About A Family Member And Draw A Picture About It

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ZhenyaJaneSalop 4 months ago

Same.

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#6 I Worked A Kindergarten Graduation Service Where The Kids Drew Their Own Programs. Obviously It's A Lighthouse

I Worked A Kindergarten Graduation Service Where The Kids Drew Their Own Programs. Obviously It's A Lighthouse

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#7 My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum

My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum

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Pemberton 4 months ago

It somehow reminded me of one of my dogs -- when she arrived our home she got surprised at my mum's fart almost every time. She got used to the sound after a week or so. Apparently her former owner didn't fart so loudly.

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#8 Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13 Year Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles

Made A Book For My Dad For Father's Day. My 13 Year Old Sister Could Use Practice Drawing Whistles

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#9 My Cousin Valerie Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

My Cousin Valerie Babysits A Child Who Is Not Very Fond Of Her

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#10 I Love The Beach

I Love The Beach

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Pemberton 4 months ago

Can be used as a cheeky valentine's day card.

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#11 The Reason My Son's Teacher Asked To Talk To Me

The Reason My Son's Teacher Asked To Talk To Me

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JamesFloyd 4 months ago

This must be a fake (drawn by an adult)

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#12 My Uncle's A Firefighter. One Of The Kids They Rescued Drew Up A Thank You Note

My Uncle's A Firefighter. One Of The Kids They Rescued Drew Up A Thank You Note

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Tarun 4 months ago

Aim and shoot

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#13 What A Lovely Drawing, Dear

What A Lovely Drawing, Dear

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Pemberton 4 months ago

I like "well," in the comment above.

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#14 My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher

My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher

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Pemberton 4 months ago

Did she wear a large necklace? I can't help wondering what the teacher actually looked like.

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#15 Keep Yourself Clean

Keep Yourself Clean

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Pemberton 4 months ago

The stick with many holes kinda disturbs me :( It looks painful.

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#16 My Brother Teases Our Little Sister With Chalkboard Drawings Every Day. This Was Today's

My Brother Teases Our Little Sister With Chalkboard Drawings Every Day. This Was Today's

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Lindsay 4 months ago

I don't really get what's wrong with this one?

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#17 So, My 6 Year Old Sister Was In A Fight With My Dad So She Drew This

So, My 6 Year Old Sister Was In A Fight With My Dad So She Drew This

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#18 My 5-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Picture Of Her At The Farm Holding A Shovel

My 5-Year-Old Daughter Drew A Picture Of Her At The Farm Holding A Shovel

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JeanSchweibish 4 months ago

WHen is a shovel not a shovel?

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#19 And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables

And One Night While We Were Listening To Old School Rap He Drew Two Turn Tables

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RoxanneHughes 4 months ago

Now all he needs is a microphone.

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#20 This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion

This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion

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DariaB 4 months ago

They might look like doing that thing, but the picture and the drawing style is actually pretty cute!

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