When you go through training to become a teacher, often you're told to ask your students open ended, as opposed to yes or no, questions about their work. For example, instead of saying, “Is that a lion riding a school bus?” ask “What did you draw?” Answer: little junior in a canoe. You get the idea.

But sometimes kids' drawings are too good not to have a little internal adult chuckle. Microphone? That looks just like a…! We dedicate this list of hilariously inappropriate kids' drawings to you, dear parents, and everyone else who's been called in by a teacher to explain that they're pole salesmen, not poll dancers.

Has your kid drawn something hilarious in this special way? Submit the pictures below, or vote on your favorites!

#3 I Come In Peace

I Come In Peace

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CsipaiBetti 3 months ago

Little Fella mixed two movies in their mind :)

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#4 I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"

I Think The Kid Meant "Cook"

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RoxanneHughes 3 months ago

No, I think he meant cock. That's what he looks like with that hat. Heehee

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#7 My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum

My 5-Year-Old Cousin's First Drawing Of Her Mum

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Pemberton 3 months ago

It somehow reminded me of one of my dogs -- when she arrived our home she got surprised at my mum's fart almost every time. She got used to the sound after a week or so. Apparently her former owner didn't fart so loudly.

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#10 I Love The Beach

I Love The Beach

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Pemberton 3 months ago

Can be used as a cheeky valentine's day card.

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#13 What A Lovely Drawing, Dear

What A Lovely Drawing, Dear

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Pemberton 3 months ago

I like "well," in the comment above.

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#14 My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher

My Kid's Drawing About Her First Day Of Kindergarten. It's Her Teacher

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Pemberton 3 months ago

Did she wear a large necklace? I can't help wondering what the teacher actually looked like.

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#15 Keep Yourself Clean

Keep Yourself Clean

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Pemberton 3 months ago

The stick with many holes kinda disturbs me :( It looks painful.

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#20 This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion

This Was My Daughters Artwork About A Monkey And A Lion

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DariaB 3 months ago

They might look like doing that thing, but the picture and the drawing style is actually pretty cute!

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