Marriage is all about compromise. That's the idea anyway. But compromise has many meanings. And sometimes it means doing what your wife tells you to do and accepting that she's right, regardless of how much evidence you have to the contrary.


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Take a look at these hilarious tweets to see what we mean. Compiled by Bored Panda, the list is sure to resonate with husbands and wives everywhere. Because while how to load a dishwasher correctly or how to put the milk back in the fridge properly are essential discussion points for any marriage, sometimes it helps to remember that a happy wife means a happy life. Sometimes.

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Mingli Zhu 5 months ago

lol, brilliant!

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Jeremy Allen 5 months ago

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Melody Lanzatella 5 months ago

LMAO! Priorities!

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Pi... 5 months ago

Guffaw! This made my day!

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Melody Lanzatella 5 months ago

my husband still talks about that one time he washed A DISH! (1992)

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Bonni Poch 5 months ago

Amen, sistah!

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Lorraine 5 months ago

So all husbands are just like this? I thought he might get smarter over time ... guess I just have to deal with it!

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Michelle quehl 5 months ago

Correct answer whatever you want

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Rism 5 months ago

Lol

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Vanessa 5 months ago

I don't understand, he should be proud :D

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Joanna Kan 5 months ago

Omg, they get a cold and they're such cry babies!

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Rism 5 months ago

DEATH GLARE :D :D :D

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Melody Lanzatella 5 months ago

What has NEED got to do with anything!?

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Susie Kang 5 months ago

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

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Robert Bailey 5 months ago

Is one of them about loading a dishwasher correctly?

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Na-eema 5 months ago

Probably because you always asking her where they are, when they right in front of you.

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Amanda Panda 5 months ago

If you use the bathroom at your single guy friend's house, and there's a hand towel, DO NOT use it... best to let your hands air dry.

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