105 Painfully Hilarious Posts About Periods That Only Women Will Understand

Hahahahaha, nerd talk at its best!!!

these are SOO FUNNY

Anyone else involuntarily read this in Dory's voice?

LMAO (;^ o ^;)

This is the best one yet! :D

The average amount of blood lost during a period is 30-40 millilitres (ml) (NHS). So at 35ml avg. times 480 thats 16.8L (4.4 gallons) of blood in a lifetime.

This literally just made me laugh out loud!!!!

This should be the standard icon symbolizing menstruation.

And instead of understanding that there isn't any visitor coming, it all starts over again after that... :P

just... keep on singing

It's always a thin liquid too, like, I'm not pissing on it. Show me how this thing handles a big thick blood clot!

If you just DON'T MOVE or speak, or breathe, or sit up, OR GOD FORBID, STAND, then you're all good! YAY

And most of them wear white pants! What idiots!

Only fun fact on my tampon box is a warning about Toxic Shock Syndrome

I don't start crying, but I am incredibly thin-skinned and quickly pissed, and I always wonder "Who ist this b****y woman?" and then I realize "Oh, tomorrow my period will come, everything is okay."

just wait until perimenopause where you are actually on your period for 20 days and you start fainting from blood loss. ahhhh good times....

AND on holidays...

Someone threatened to rip him a new a*****e and he did not believe them...

Okay, but this one is serious. It is common knowledge that we women tend to ignore actual symptoms of a real disease because we assume wrong about where our blood comes from.

Half (at least) of my guy friends will gag, get faintish, or have to leave the room for blood, some of them can't even hear conversations or watch on tv.... Meanwhile all the girls are watching surgeons preform operations on tv while we eat & fix all the bloody injuries- bc the boys are busy cringing at the sight. So funny

If you think you can't smell it, just go into the girls' restroom in a middle school. The smell is pretty real.

Baby Daily ... XD

Him: "I'll come back in 5 days".

Or go on a vacation

red wedding in my pants

I like the term "shark week"

Or you just think its gone because there's not a single drop of blood for a whole day and you get the courage to have a walk outside without a pad and... bang! Your favorite underwear is destroyed! Hate periods! First wish if I encounter a genie: "Get me rid of this s**t, I don't even want to have damned babies!"

OMG, RIGHT? X'D

I always find tampons in all my purses.

Omg yes!

......AND you don't waste $$ on electric heat pad.

Who else besides me sang this out loud?

I pretend I'm a Viking chieftain who's been wounded in battle.

And not everyone with a penis is a man

:D

This is true haha!

Very subtle...

hahahahahahahahaha

Also me, when i try to stop smoking...:(

cassbutt! <3

Glad I'm not the only one who asks those questions, to myself.

This is so true

You know what's even worse? Having gastro, then getting your period at the same time. Can't bloody win! Things coming out of both ends (if you know what I mean). Had that happen once before.

Seriously? Ah.....teacher is a man. Got it.

Is that a modern version of Nsync?

Well..I wonder what this sculptor has been diagnosed with..

An elf XD

This is NEVER bad advice.

True Story. I track my own, and last month I wrote "suspiciously easy". Sure enough, I spent the last few days wondering why I was exhausted and achy and crying because my chair broke :p

Period with the flu.

Actually, stress can delay your period

YES!!

I died at the hair cut one.

Oo, ibuprofen in a Tic Tac box.. Good idea!

hannibal, crime scene

I have P.M.S.; a shotgun; now what were you saying?

I couldn't agree more!

HAHA...Bieber. FItting

Period pain preview of what to expect when its absent for 9 months

mood

Definitely bowl movement cramps. And it almost always happens when you're in public. ;D

Lolol yes!

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Yeah, but only because it would be quite messy if he were to go and grab her by her pussy! I mean, he wouldn't want to get blood on his hands, would he!

for a moment I thought you were talking about fire breath from.. down there, and I thought: oh no, accidentally sneezing or laughing really would be a disaster then! * someone makes you laugh, you set your chair on fire..

Accurate

best mom ever

true