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You know how these days people can rate everything - from customer service to stuff you buy online and even your looks or your pets' likeability. And as much as people love the man's best friends aka dogs, they are still being rated for their demeanor and cuteness daily. And we know where to find the most hilarious funny dog ratings ever.

We Rate Dogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And their funny captions are just over the top. All you have to do is send them a serious or funny dog picture via direct message (or any dog come to think of it), and they'll give it a score from one to ten. The only problem is, some people seem to be sending them pictures of things that CLEARLY aren't dogs! Scroll down to see the dog memes that we are talking about. From Taiwanese Guide Walruses and East African Chalupa Seals to Iraqi Speed Kangaroos and Mongolian Grass Snakes, the list contains pretty much every animal you can think of...except dogs!

Now scroll down below for the funny dog jokes from We Rate Dogs; these funny jokes are sure to help you get through even the gloomiest of Mondays.

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Dàhlia DM
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9 years ago

I thought it was a kangaroo

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Could someone please help me out here.............. AnyOne-593...240a43.gif AnyOne-59369c2240a43.gif

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Eddie Money was on the dock trying to come up with another song, when he saw this fellow "Walk on Water". Presto, a Huge Hit!

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Soooo fluffy...

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    Chere Goddard
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    9 years ago

    I love these comments so much

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Be careful where you step, or you could be in trouble.

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    Niloufer Daruwalla
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    9 years ago

    For a moment I thought that was Snoop Dogg

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    Jacqui Wilson
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    9 years ago

    Sqeeeeeeeeeeeee :) :) :) :)

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    Lucybaby
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    9 years ago

    His eyes are closed haha

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    Katharina Vittenlind
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    9 years ago

    "Real funny guys, but we don't rate curtains. Please stop sending curtain pictures with no dogs in them."

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    Ok Ha-Neul
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    9 years ago

    i want a floppy tongued house panda!

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    Even dogs need a front end realignment, every once in awhile. ;D

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    Seong Jin
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    9 years ago

    That is the one snake I could tolerate <3

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    Chere Goddard
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    I need a Bangladeshi couch chipmunk !

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    Dàhlia DM
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    omg I'm dying of laughter

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    John L
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Help! I'm stuck and I can't get out!

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    JEFF THE KILLER
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    9 years ago

    "Alaskan Flop Turtle" LMAO

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    We wondered who had gotten that other chair. Now we know. ;D

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    John L
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    9 years ago

    I'm just trying out some homemade Elizabethan Collars today, lol.

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    Cathy Binder
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    9 years ago

    *floofer*

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    sunnyrei82
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    9 years ago

    it's one of those 3D effect posters.. you know... the ones you have to stare at a point and once your eyes are all crossed, a 3D image appears.

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    "Such a nice carpet...I wonder how it feel..." *wag* *wag* "Oh, nervermind."

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    Chere Goddard
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    9 years ago

    beauty

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    Jessica Stohr
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    9 years ago

    Lol

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    Hans
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Looks cautious yet peaceful to me.

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    Đoan Võ
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    It's not a marshmallow, it's a marshmallow attempting to drive

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    JEFF THE KILLER
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    THE FLOOF IS REAL

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    Harvey Tydeman
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    9 years ago

    diz powlr bewr haz fawlt

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    Cathy Binder
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    9 years ago

    the wild albanian street moose needs more up votes

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    Blind Oracle
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    Just don't mention goats to Mr dog_rates

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    Da_lazy_unicorn
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    9 years ago

    I love the clever discription

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    Blue Cicada
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    9 years ago

    Looks like a Welsh copper otter to me.

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    Chere Goddard
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    this is the best page I have ever seen in my life

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    Hans
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    9 years ago

    Eyeless porch bear...could not get closer.

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    coffee zombie
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    9 years ago

    Am I the only one who feels bad for dogs that are getting a less than 10 rating?

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    Gillian Black
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    9 years ago

    Bath Tortoise , bath tortoise um googled it and yes it definatly one

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    Chere Goddard
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    super heckin frustrated LOL

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    Chere Goddard
    Community Member
    9 years ago

    floof kangaroo...where do you get it ! brilliant

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    Blue Cicada
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    9 years ago

    Lesser known flop-eyed hammerhead shark.

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    Allana Rose
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    9 years ago

    Yes but the ETPF Bears are an endangered species. Getting a pic of them is like finding the Holy Grail!

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    Debie Fehling
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    9 years ago

    Looks more like a platypus!

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