Being a mother requires a lot of patience. Just think - all those "redecorated" walls, fusses over random stuff, food all over the ground, basically, kids just leave a mess wherever they go! But hey, it's not so bad when you have a good sense of humor. And it's even better when you bring your sense of humor to Twitter! Well, it's better for us, at least.


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Below, Bored Panda has put together a list of the funniest tweets moms have ever written. Take a look and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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#1

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hypercraxy Report

Anna Brandigi 2 weeks ago

Definitely me as a parent

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#2

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_Mo_lee_ Report

Michelle Miller 2 weeks ago

🔥🔥BUURRRNNN🔥🔥

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#3

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mommyshorts Report

#4

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maughammom Report

over opinionated 2 weeks ago

I remember doing that after my nightmares growing up I wanted mom but felt bad for waking her so I just stood there and waited for her to notice me

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#5

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Dempster2000 Report

Lucy Solis 2 weeks ago

Hahahahahahahahahaha

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#6

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JennyPentland Report

Emilee Kimball 2 weeks ago

Clever one! Sounds like something one of my boys would say.

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#7

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ValeeGrrl Report

Yvonne Bernal 2 weeks ago

My grandpa split a candy bar for me and my sis. I wasn't satisfied... I told him to weigh them. lol

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#8

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CaffeineandF Report

Cassie 2 weeks ago

Too true. 'o.o

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#9

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Marlebean Report

Yvonne Bernal 2 weeks ago

HILARIOUS..... omgoodness I almost spit my coffee.

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#10

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sardonictart Report

Maria Stoyanova 2 weeks ago

Ha ha ha, that kid is witty

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#11

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Book_Krazy Report

Mary Kirk 2 weeks ago

I'm a catholic.... I should have known that....

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#12

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FoxyWinePocket Report

Katie Buckwalter 2 weeks ago

That's a good trick, will have to remember that...

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#13

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LurkAtHomeMom Report

Kjorn 2 weeks ago

15 min? i don't wait that long before i change myself into a werewolf

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#14

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UnfilteredMama Report

Kjorn 2 weeks ago

for me during a visit in a zoo. i bring my boy in the bathroom with me and he said very loudly when i did my business in the urinal. ""Wow your penis is big'' don't know how react: Proud or embarrased

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#15

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KateWhineHall Report

over opinionated 2 weeks ago

If you don't let your kid near some kind of dirt they'll never develop an immune system and they'll always be sick

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