First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes a baby in the baby carriage funny tweets about your marriage!


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Marriage can be quite funny at times. Especially when you're arguing over random stuff like the brands of toilet paper or having a fight entirely in fridge magnets. Can you relate? Then you'll love Bored Panda's list of hilarious tweets, revealing the truth about marriage. They may be just up to 140 characters, but they're still honest, funny, and completely relatable. Take a look below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

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GrantTanaka Report

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Ha ha, next time just leave your phone off and sleep in. This is hilarious!

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iwearaonesie Report

Anna Brandigi 3 months ago

Challenge accepted

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Jennifer Howard 3 months ago

A real man would have shown her!...And got three.

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Perla Garcia 3 months ago

ROFL

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C. Jonathan Smith 3 months ago

Just so yes!

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Luis Milian 3 months ago

as the best man...its his job.

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Just duck fast, when she "dishes" it back!

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over opinionated 3 months ago

That's the most colorful fight ever

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Yvonne Bernal 3 months ago

Poor Boyd (no pun intended)... that was only the bill you happened to open

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Andrew Ramirez 3 months ago

I honestly think moms/wives don't actually find stuff, they just put it in an alternate dimension and then conjure it up in an obvious place

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Paul King 3 months ago

That so belongs in an episode of Family Guy or American Dad! It's just the right humour!

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over opinionated 3 months ago

So romantic I can feel the love

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kotlety 3 months ago

Legend says it's still paused

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