WeRateDogs is a Twitter account that does exactly what it says. It rates dogs. And it's hilarious.


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All you have to do is send them a picture of your dog via direct message (or any dog come to think of it) and they'll give it a score from one to ten. Or, in some cases, thirteen out of ten. It's certainly one of the more bizarre Twitter accounts we've seen, but it's also one of the funniest, which is probably why it has over 300k followers. Ever wanted your dog rated? Then you know where to go.

#1 Single Father Raising His Two Pups. 12/10 For Everyone

Single Father Raising His Two Pups. 12/10 For Everyone

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

Excellent leadership skills, 2 paws up!

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#2 Please Stop Sending Polar Bears, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Polar Bears, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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Emily Rose 4 months ago

idk if this is photoshopped or not, but... wow.

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#3 Another Pic Without A Dog In It. 4/10 Just Because That's A Neat Rug

Another Pic Without A Dog In It. 4/10 Just Because That's A Neat Rug

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Over Opinionated 4 months ago

My father's Labradoodle laying on his tan shag throw rug means tripping and falling while you get looked at by said dog like your an idiot... this happens all the time

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#4 This Is A Butternut Cumberfloof. It's Not Windy, They Just Look Like That. 11/10 Back At It Again With The Red Socks

This Is A Butternut Cumberfloof. It's Not Windy, They Just Look Like That. 11/10 Back At It Again With The Red Socks

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

when its a hot summer day, and you walk into an air conditioned building....

#5 She's Waving At You And She's Portable Like Hell. 12/10

She's Waving At You And She's Portable Like Hell. 12/10

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Emily Rose 4 months ago

Aww! puppy from the hood :)

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#6 Please Stop Sending Tyrannosaurus Rex, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

Please Stop Sending Tyrannosaurus Rex, We Only Rate Dogs. 10/10

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Francis Divina 4 months ago

I love how they rate 10/10 even if it's not a dog! You go, T- Rex!

#7 I'm Getting Real Heckin Tired Of This. This Is Walrus. Please Send Dogs. 10/10

I'm Getting Real Heckin Tired Of This. This Is Walrus. Please Send Dogs. 10/10

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Yvonne Bernal 4 months ago

I give him my 'seal' of approval

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#8 He Accidentally Opened The Front Facing Camera. 11/10

He Accidentally Opened The Front Facing Camera. 11/10

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Emily Rose 4 months ago

me. everytime i try to use snapchat. everytime.

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#9 Please Stop Sending in Your 31 Year Old Sons That Won't Get Out Of Your House, We Only rate Dogs. 11/10

Please Stop Sending in Your 31 Year Old Sons That Won't Get Out Of Your House, We Only rate Dogs. 11/10

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

LOL the one on the right looks so legit!

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#10 When You Hear Your Owner Say They Need To Hatch Another Egg But You've Already Been On 17 Walks Today. 10/10

When You Hear Your Owner Say They Need To Hatch Another Egg But You've Already Been On 17 Walks Today. 10/10

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Ema Sklepic 4 months ago

I didn't understand what this was about until I read the comment below xD good for me hehe xD

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#11 Kyle Strives To Be The Best Doggo He Can Be. 11/10 Would Pat On Head Approvingly

Kyle Strives To Be The Best Doggo He Can Be. 11/10 Would Pat On Head Approvingly

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Amanda Panda 4 months ago

If Kim Kardashian were a Golden Retriever ... j/k, she's had worse in her mouth.

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#12 Toby Is A Lithuanian Hight Steppin Stickeroo. 10/10 So Nifty

Toby Is A Lithuanian Hight Steppin Stickeroo. 10/10 So Nifty

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Yvonne Bernal 4 months ago

You put yer right paw in... you put yer right paw out... and you shake it all about.

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#13 When Ur Not Old Enough To Play In The Deep End. All 10/10

When Ur Not Old Enough To Play In The Deep End. All 10/10

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Yvonne Bernal 4 months ago

He sure is sportin' that "lion look" pretty darn good though!

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#14 The Most Unphotogenic Pupper Of All Time. 11/10

The Most Unphotogenic Pupper Of All Time. 11/10

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jevais 4 months ago

Australian sheep dog

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#15 Ace, One Of The Best Window Washers. 11/10 Helpful AF

Ace, One Of The Best Window Washers. 11/10 Helpful AF

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Mustache Ham 4 months ago

Such an innovative window washer. Will keep on washing, even if Ace forgets to bring supplies. hehe. :)