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Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:

“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”

Follow the link if you want to see more of the best tweets that parents can relate to!

More info: explodingunicorn.com | jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: halloftweets)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sir, your 5year old is brilliantly and quite innocently vicious. She does right for the tenders, bless her :)

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

LOL! Who needs a vacuum or a dog when ya got a toddler around.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, but in Croatia we actually call them "nose poop". The non liquid ones usually.

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7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. *These are awesome!

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