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Here at Bored Panda, we have had plenty of posts about the hilarious hardships of being a parent, and we did a solid amount of parenting tips to go with that. And it doesn't matter how many more we will do, these heartily funny tweets about raising four daughters could never be outdone.

Indianapolis based blogger James Breakwell is considered by some to be the funniest dad on Twitter. His secret? He just tweets his daily conversations with his four smart kids, all under the age of six, on his twitter XplodingUnicorn. The account has over 300 thousand followers, and the four daddy's girls sure love the attention:

“They like what I do on Twitter mainly because it’s all about them,” Breakwell said. “On one hand, Twitter makes me a better father because I spend more time with my adorably funny kids. On the other hand, Twitter makes me a much worse father because I only do it to get more material.”

Follow the link if you want to see more of the best tweets that parents can relate to!

More info: explodingunicorn.com | jamesbreakwell.com | Facebook | Twitter (h/t: halloftweets)

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KhánhNguyễn
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10 years ago

burn :))

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    TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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    10 years ago

    Right!!! SERIOUSLY. Mom OF 3

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    TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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    10 years ago

    Smart Girl :)

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    Bradley
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    10 years ago

    Ouch !

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    PriyankaJatan
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    10 years ago

    Wow, already planning..

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    TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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    10 years ago

    Ohh no :(

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    TasiaNMichaelFarmer
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    10 years ago

    Smooth

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    MonikaKuwik
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    10 years ago

    Buuuhahaha

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    JeffBoisvert
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    10 years ago

    Sounds we live in the same kingdom...

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    UlrikaTückdeMantel
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    10 years ago

    clever girl! ^_^

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    JuliaWolfe
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    10 years ago

    The kid has a point.

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    PriyankaJatan
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    10 years ago

    Oohhh! Ouch!

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    BoredGiraffe
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    10 years ago

    BURN

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    JujT
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    10 years ago

    This one is great :D

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    PamelaBeuret
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    10 years ago

    BEST DAD EVER

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    MiklósNagy
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    10 years ago

    Do we share the same father?

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    OanaCucu
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    10 years ago

    Sir, your 5year old is brilliantly and quite innocently vicious. She does right for the tenders, bless her :)

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    MartinaMaršič
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    10 years ago

    A fairy duel :D

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    JillPenney
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    10 years ago

    The picture is funny. Are you really that upset that a kid is eating cheetos, that you had to take the fun out of the post with your hippy comment? It's probably not the only thing she eats. Go feed your kids beans and be negative somewhere else.

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    JillVilleChildCare
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    10 years ago

    We used the flattened squirrels to teach a life lesson about holding hands when the kids were really young. That squirrel is flat on the road because it didn't hold it's mommy's hand. Worked like a charm! lol

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    Rism
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    10 years ago

    Gyahahahahaha

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    WinterGuest
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    10 years ago

    The March Family :)

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    JuliaWolfe
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    10 years ago

    5year old FTW!

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    AlbinoSquirrel
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    10 years ago

    Awwww!

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    PamelaBeuret
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    10 years ago

    Yup, still just candy <3

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    Rism
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    10 years ago

    Ouch!!!!

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    AlbinoSquirrel
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    10 years ago

    Whew.... Not murder practice.... Adorable!

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    Rism
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    10 years ago

    Loooooool

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    Rose Thorne
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    9 years ago

    Funny

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    Zoe Lewis
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    10 years ago

    LOL

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    BenjaminPunlaSmith
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    10 years ago

    Sounds like she burned YOU as much as usual.

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    UlrikaTückdeMantel
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    10 years ago

    you can´t fight against rainbow shoes! :D

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    Brianna Escobar
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    10 years ago

    Such a great parent...????

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    AniaH
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    10 years ago

    I must have missed the singing princess in Star Wars.

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    DariaB
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    10 years ago

    I guess this one is my favourite! ♥

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    Carol Taylor
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    10 years ago

    you're doing great dad..chuckles...

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    SiscaHusein
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    10 years ago

    hahaha

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    UlrikaTückdeMantel
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    10 years ago

    lmao

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    Demon_Boy
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    10 years ago

    yup !!

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    kwitte1
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    10 years ago

    should have said please ;)

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    Amy Skoviak
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    10 years ago

    I agree with her! Let's all stop growing up and just be naked! lol!

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    JujT
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    10 years ago

    One of my faves

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    DrCaveatLector
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    10 years ago

    I love this.

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    Pascal Green
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    10 years ago

    thats how i like to play minecraft yer i just dig holes :)

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    Carol Taylor
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    10 years ago

    they work for dogs as well..chuckles...

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    DebbieJones
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    10 years ago

    That sounds like something I might have said when I was their age. Odd how I had five daughters who are nothing like me at that age.

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    Jeana Hoffmeister
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    10 years ago

    Amazing

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    IzzyChow
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    10 years ago

    Same

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    Carol Taylor
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    10 years ago

    they learn a lot of things from Sesame Street...chuckles..

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    Amy Skoviak
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    10 years ago

    LOL! Who needs a vacuum or a dog when ya got a toddler around.

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    DariaB
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    10 years ago

    Oh, but in Croatia we actually call them "nose poop". The non liquid ones usually.

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    RJazz909
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    10 years ago

    0-0 Oh god!!!

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    Jennifer Kubis
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    10 years ago

    Time to become traveling gypsies and get a Winnebago

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    Jen Brant
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    10 years ago

    Been there, done that! :D

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    Jen Brant
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    10 years ago

    Also been there, done that!

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    Amy Skoviak
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    10 years ago

    BURN! YES it is....TWICE!

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    Veronica Hufana
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    10 years ago

    Never too early to teach them the value of a dollar. *These are awesome!

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