There's no bond between two people more special than marriage. At least in the beginning. But like most special things, it slowly becomes less special with time, and before you know it you're being forced to share your pizza with a person who won't even let you use their iPhone charger, even though they always use yours. Sound familiar? Then check out this list of 2016's funniest tweets about marriage. Compiled by Bored Panda, the collection is sure to have every married person secretly nodding in agreement. Don't forget to vote for the funniest!

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Judy Abrams 2 months ago

The best one.

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Celia McDaniel 2 months ago

OMG I do this with my brother and my mom

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Ilona Es 2 months ago

Savage!!!

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#4

Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Antoinette Young-Jonopulos 2 months ago

I burst out laughing after reading this

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Elena Palogou 2 months ago

Breathing "like this" is really annoying and stress inducing

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Juana 2 months ago

Maybe try doing your dishes and picking up your garbage before she walks in. Just a thought.

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Superluminal1 2 months ago

But who's listening?

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Hannah Kobayashi 2 months ago

this is what happens in my house but with Cats

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Funniest Marriage Tweets 2016

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Devil Kitty 2 months ago

Finally I'm not alone

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