James Breakwell is the epitome of what the Internet would call "dad goals" - though with 4 daughters to manage, he might not always feel like it. The Indianapolis-based comedy writer and family man has had Twitter enamored since April 2016, when tales of his humorous clan first went viral, and he's showing no signs of stopping - over 750 thousand followers later. Exploding Unicorn, as Breakwell's comedy platform has come to be known, is a collection of hilarious conversations between the brutally frank dad and his eccentric daughters, as well as a select few with his wife. The anecdotes are short, but together they offer a perfect snapshot of the family dynamics we all juggle in our own lives. Breakwell's first book, a hybrid of parenting advice and satire entitled Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse, is due in October 2017. Have a look at some of James and his family's latest adventures below, and be sure not to miss our previous post about them.


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Pi... 3 months ago

I could learn a thing or twenty from this!

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I❤️My cat 3 months ago

😂😂😂

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Hans 3 months ago

If you approach Harry Potter novels with common sense logic, particularly your view of Dumbledore will change for ever...

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Pi... 3 months ago

Omg! this kid is awesome.

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Jeremie Guerra 3 months ago

Well, she won that candy! :)

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Pi... 3 months ago

Together they have a good supply and demand value chain.

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Jeremie Guerra 3 months ago

And the second :)

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Kjorn 3 months ago

social pressure! mens doesn't pressure other men to lose weight

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Amanda Panda 3 months ago

at least she didn't say *Evil Queen*

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John L 3 months ago

Now that's quick thinking on the fly. The kid's going places.

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