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People don’t speak Meow, so one cat had to learn English to write down a few important things for her human. Mostly, demands. “A Letter From Your Cat” is a hilarious comic strip by Things In Squares that perfectly captures every detail important to ensuring feline comfort.
Bored Panda has already written about 15+ Comics That Purrfectly Capture Life With Cats, and this one definitely falls into the same category. If you, however, don’t own a cat, don’t get discouraged by this letter. Even though felines are independent and sometimes even cocky, the rewards for taking care of them outweigh all the costs. Scroll down to enjoy the humorous text and let us know in the comments if you own a cat that would agree to it.
More info: thingsinsquares.com (h/t: cheezburger)
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What do you think ?
John L 8 years ago
The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇
Zori the degu 8 years ago
That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the s****y cat who wrote the letter.
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Bunzilla 8 years ago
Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.
Rhân 8 years ago
Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)
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Sam W 8 years ago
Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.
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AllMonkeyBizz 8 years ago
Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.
Lanie Sullivan 8 years ago
Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 8 years ago
As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg 
Yennefer of Vengerberg 8 years ago
I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.
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Bart Copperson 8 years ago
As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an a*****e of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.
John L 8 years ago
The more I read through this exhaustive list of 'Demands', the more I realized just how blessed I am with my shih-tzu Charlie. All he expects from me is Love, and the occasional treat. I am truly blessed. 😇
Zori the degu 8 years ago
That's why it's unadvisable to spoil any pets. My friends own a 16 years old black tom-cat. He's loyal and loving to them and he perfectly knows his place and the rules in the house. Not like the s****y cat who wrote the letter.
Load More Replies... Bunzilla 8 years ago
Funny 'letter', but if your cat is refusing to use the litterbox, usually there's a good reason. Either the litterbox really is too dirty, or they've got health issues. For sure something to look into. That said, I guess my cat is considered 'well-behaved' since she's not nearly this bad.
Rhân 8 years ago
Or it is just because it likes a litterbox with or without a cover more. (Just wanted to add that it could be something not obviously without being health issues)
Load More Replies... Sam W 8 years ago
Well to be fair, you just may not know your cat is thinking these things.
Load More Replies... AllMonkeyBizz 8 years ago
Does anybody elses cat love pepperoni pizza? That is the only thing our cat will beg for and/or attempt to steal.
Lanie Sullivan 8 years ago
Mine does or more specifically, the pepperoni and cheese. She's not fond of the sauce or bread parts.
Load More Replies... cassiushumanmother 8 years ago
As an ethologist, i really disapprove all of this posts, even it's "fun", "just joke", "harmless".This is very harmful because a lot of person who have animals read it and think that this is "the cat" or "the dog" but for exemple they are carnivorous and not meant to treat any processed food (meat is fine, vegetables for dogs and less for cats, real BARF is very good).Cats need a place to do the do very clean every day, and if a cat pee on someting else it's because the environnement is not cool. Even in appartment a cat can be happy: provide plays (hunt), multiple areas to sit above, under, everywhere in the place, it can be a furniture they can access, love, attention, good food, no multiple cats because they are solo in life and adjust to us, but don't take it as "social".A cat who pee everywhere is a sad cat because of all of that i said.Sorry for my bad english, and sorry to not find this post "cool".I will defend animals who can't talk, ever. logo-anthr...dd-png.jpg
Yennefer of Vengerberg 8 years ago
I personally dont agree that cats are "solo in life". Some of the happiest cats I've ever met have had a fellow cat buddy.
Load More Replies... Bart Copperson 8 years ago
As more of a dog person, I'd prefer to see the affable brown dog take over the letter at request three, and quickly text 3 of his most aggro pitbull and Rottweiler pals to come over, and assist in his wish of 4 minutes alone with the cat to settle 2 years of scores before ultimately re-asserting natures way.... And yes: there are millions of great cats, and plenty more who could give a dog a run for his money in a scrap. This apocryphal cat isn't either one of those. No, this letter-writing feline is an a*****e of the first order: narcissistic, abusive, and 2 1/2 pounds of e coli perpetually in search of a host. I also strongly suspect that this goddamn nocturnal mouse-murderer and possum-rapist supported Trump. Let loose the hounds.
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