People don’t speak Meow, so one cat had to learn English to write down a few important things for her human. Mostly, demands. “A Letter From Your Cat” is a hilarious comic strip by Things In Squares that perfectly captures every detail important to ensuring feline comfort.

Bored Panda has already written about 15+ Comics That Purrfectly Capture Life With Cats, and this one definitely falls into the same category. If you, however, don’t own a cat, don’t get discouraged by this letter. Even though felines are independent and sometimes even cocky, the rewards for taking care of them outweigh all the costs. Scroll down to enjoy the humorous text and let us know in the comments if you own a cat that would agree to it.

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