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50 Hilarious Pics That Show What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone
There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.
We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!
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Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."
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My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless
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Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old
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Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!
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Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'
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Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno
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Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of
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While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought
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37points
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I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level
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My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor
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New Tub Of Desitin + New Tub Of Vaseline + New Container Of Powder + Extra Long 'Nap'= Reminder To Get A Tubal Ligation
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The Friendly Frog Green Paint Looked So Great On The Kids’ Bedroom Wall, They Decided To Add A Few Touch Ups To Our Bedroom Wall
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Since Early Childhood, I Have Had An Intense Fear Of Everything Clown - From The Circus Variety To Jesters And Mimes. So Try To Imagine My Terror When I Walked In To My Daughter’s Bedroom And Discovered Her Like This
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When Your Child And Your Dog Disappear Upstairs For An Hour, You Should Totally Be Suspicious
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My 2-Year-Old Got Ahold Of A Sharpie And Wrote All Over My Melamine-Wrapped (Can’t Be Painted) Master Bathroom Vanity
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When You Go Downstairs And Find Your Kids Have Made " A Limbo Cave" Out Of One Of Their Closets
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That One Time My Daughter Drew All Over Your New Sheets With Permanent Marker. And Then Posed Proudly On It
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This Is What I Came Back To After A Quick Trip To Do Some Laundry In The Other Room. And Yes, There Is Another Child In There Somewhere
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A Tub Of Country Crock All Over Him And The Laundry Room. Thankfully His Twin Was In Bed And Didn’t Get Involved In This One
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He Was A Bit Too Quiet... Is This What Parents Of 90s Babies Feared?
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20points
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Painting With Acrylic Paints, Left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom. Returned To This
Final score:
19points
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When You Kick The Kids Out Of The Kitchen When Getting Dinner Ready, And The Big One Grabs A Bag Of Pretzels You Walk Out To This
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The 3 Year Old Glued A Penny To The Fridge With Butter
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16points
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30 Seconds Of My Inattention Was All It Took For My 16 Month Old Son To Smear A Bowl Full Of Rice Pudding Into My Laptop
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For Just 10 Minutes Of Being Lonely They Healed Themselves And All Sofas In Living Room With Sudocream, Cream Under Diaper, Made To Be Water Resistance
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I Go To Scrub Her Bathtub, That Had Gotten Ruined When She Painted Herself. While I’m Scrubbing, I Hear, 'Momma, I Colouring' This Is Stage Makeup. Love The Look On Her Face
#134
Why A Bathroom Break Is Not Allowed When You Have A Toddler.
Final score:
13points
#135
She Didn't Want To Eat The Food I Gave Her. So I Gave It To The Dog. I Came Back To This
Final score:
12points
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Sneaking Into Moms Room While She's In The Bathroom- Steals All The Pillows And Blankets, And Puts In My Ear Plugs So He "Didn't Have To Hear Mommy Get Upset"
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12points
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Came Downstairs From Getting The Baby To These 2 Naked Ladies, Dumping Steel Cut Oats On The Floor, Toys, Couch, And Themselves
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Oh Yay Me! The Girls Were Being Sweet Angels Playing So Nicely Together In The Other Room And Now I Know Why!
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I Open The Door To Wake Up My 2 Year Old From A Nap And This Is What I Found. Worst Part Was The Statically Charged Styrofoam Particles That Refused Many Attempts To Be Cleaned Up
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Taking My Dog Hiking When I Realized Why My Daughter Had Him Locked In The Bathroom With Her Last Week
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Found Ghost, Thought It Was Blood, Remembered I Just Gave The Kids Juice. I Was Making Lunch
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9points
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8points
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When You Leave The Room For 2 Minutes And Your Toddler Decides The Milk Belongs In His Kitchen
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When You Leave Them Outside With Their Father For 5 Minutes...
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7points
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Oh, What's In This Bag Hidden Behind This Big Cabinet? I Have Lots Of Toys, But Something In A Mysterious Bag Must Be Found Out. Paint!
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An Here I Was Thinking They Were Picking Up There Toys, How Wrong I Was
Final score:
6points
#183
This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Children Alone With Their Children. He Cried When She Took Him Down.
Final score:
6points
#184
I Have No Idea What They Were Doing, But They Were Pleased With It.
Final score:
6points
#188
Why Keep The Sand In The Tray When I Can Spread It Over The Rug While Mummy Gets Me Some Juice!
Final score:
5points
#190
Serves Me Right Leaving It For A Minute Whilst Going To The Bathroom! Selfie
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5points
#193
This Is What Happens When You Leave The Bathroom Door Open
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5points
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Aspiring To Be A Graffiti Artist? I Don't Think I'll Get My Deposit Back!
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4points
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Left Him In A Different Room With His Sister's. Came Back 2 Minutes Later Asked Dad Where He Was Said With The Girls.... Girls Were Outside This Is What I Found. Seriously Never Renovate If You Have Kids. Like Ever Deal With The Crappy Broken Crap He Was Standing In The Mud Bucket Literally Standing In It.....
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3points
#200
It Literally Took Me 1 Minute To Throw Clothes In The Washer.. 1 Minute..
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3points
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2yr Old +9 Month Old German Shepherd + Left Alone For 5minutes = Baking Soda Snow Storm.
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5 Year Old Hosted Barbie Jacuzzi Party With Whiskey. 1
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This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Playing Legos With Your Older Brothers.
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3points
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3points
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2points
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Never Too Early To Prevent Wrinkles. Diaper Rash Cream's Gotta Work.
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2points
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Left My Two Year Old Alone For 5 Minutes And He Redecorated The Fish Tank... Yes, Those Are Socks..
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1point
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Our Nephews, The Ring Bearers (my Sister's Boy And My Sister-in-law's Boy) After The Wedding Rehearsal. They Found One Of The Gifts That Had Been Sent And "helped" Unpack It While The Grownups Were Getting Food Ready...(1999).
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1point
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Just Went To The Bathroom...came Out And He Was In To The Baby Powder!!
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1point
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Thought It Was Good Idea To Give Her Markers While I Unloaded Groceries
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My Daughter Watched Me Painting And Thought She Would Create Her Own Masterpiece
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#239
Stepped Out To Change A Diaper And Came Back To The Girls Having Used All The Sugar Candies
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#241
Vaseline.....now Imagine How Difficult It Was To Carry Him Up To The Bathtub!
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giovanna 8 years ago
All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
Leni 8 years ago
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
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Kateřina Eff 8 years ago
Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Shana 8 years ago
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
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giovanna 8 years ago
All the pics are so funny, but, you parents do realize that if you stop and take pictures of your misfit kid, presumably while you laugh, s/he's going to do that again?
Leni 8 years ago
They don't necessarily do that. Kids aren't simple output programs where one input does not equal one output. Plus, the parents might not laugh at all, they might've just taken the pic.
Load More Replies... Kateřina Eff 8 years ago
Well, sorry, but I call these sets of pictures 'free contraception photos' :D Guess I may more happily live my life with three smelly and loud dogs...
Shana 8 years ago
Yeah, I love my nieces and nephew but seeing how they can act/behave or what they do sometimes... And seeing lists like this :P No thanks. I'll stick with my cats (and dogs later too) :P
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