There's no such thing as spending the night with your human. Follow this guide to get the best out of it! I created it together with topito.


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#1 The Creep

The Creep

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YuriLee 1 year ago

"I'm watching YOU..." O.O

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#2 The Who's-da-boss

The Who's-da-boss

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DaisyBrisco 1 year ago

I spend some nights like this...

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#3 The Jet-lag

The Jet-lag

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#4 The Marriage Counselor

The Marriage Counselor

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JannProvencher 1 year ago

Before my divorce my cat used to hiss and growl at my ex when he came to bed. Now my cat sleeps on his old side of the bed & still looks smug as hell sleeping there as if he's thinking " she's all mine"! He's the jealous type lol

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#5 The Asphyxia

The Asphyxia

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LauraAndres 1 year ago

ASS-phyxia

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#6 The Present

The Present

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DaisyBrisco 1 year ago

It's the thought that counts!

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#7 The Octopus

The Octopus

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ElenaN 1 year ago

If you dare remove it the Octopuss will wrap it's clawed tentacles around your face and kill you.

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#8 The Paralysis

The Paralysis

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SarahHughes 1 year ago

Purralysis. ❤️

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#9 The Who's-da-super-boss

The Who's-da-super-boss

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ElayneMorgan 1 year ago

All true!

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#10 The Minefield

The Minefield

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ChrystalSager 1 year ago

This is my cat. I thought he was the only one.

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