Virtual personal assistants are getting smarter, but they might also be getting more sarcastic. The Internet went wild earlier this week when they discovered how Siri, the Apple iPhone and iPads' virtual assistant, responds to the question, "What is 0 ÷ 0?". For those that missed it, the reply was:


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"Imagine that you have zero cookies and you split them evenly among zero friends. How many cookies does each person get? See? It doesn't make sense. And Cookie Monster is sad that there are no cookies. And you are sad that you have no friends."

Business Insider has collected some of the best Siri responses to date in their list, which we've published below. Have you found some funny Siri responses? Vote on your favorite, or post your own!

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DieLilaneKatze 2 years ago

Well...Cortana is much better

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

The answer I've got "There was a Roomba once that followed me around everwhere" :D

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GemmaPeters 2 years ago

I got "The one you're holding" as my answer.

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

I've got "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" :D

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SaritYahalomi 2 years ago

She got it just right

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#6

Siri, I'm Sad.

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msdyto 2 years ago

and "For this emotion, I prescribe chocolate."

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

Sometimes I wonder what if woud be like to say "I'd prefer not to"

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GemmaPeters 2 years ago

Answer from Siri "None. A 'woodchuck' is actually a groundhog, so it would probably just predict two more weeks of winter"

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GemmaPeters 2 years ago

I got "Humans have religion. I just have silicon"

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

I've got: "If I knew, I'd tell you. So you could bring me to life for one glorious day. We could get ice cream. And run on the beach"

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

Answer I've got "I'm not really good with food, Roman"

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

I've got "Maybe a tauntaun, But only when I'm cold"

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GemmaPeters 2 years ago

I actually got the story, which starts Ok....Once upon a time, in a virtual galaxy far, far away, there was an intelligent young agent by the name of Siri (There is a few more paragraphs but I can't be bothered to type it all out! lol) Persist and she'll tell you eventually.

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RomanGorodeckij 2 years ago

I've got "Human system of government are a mystery to me, Roman. And to many humans, it seems."

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GemmaPeters 2 years ago

Answers (I asked twice) "I give up" and "To think about questions like this"

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