If you think that all newborns are harmless potatoes, think again. Because we're about to show you the list of the most badass babies you've ever seen.


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From sucking on a bunch of hundred dollar bills instead of a dummy, to giving a ferocious look while inhaling juice - they just don't give a poo. Scroll down and vote for your favorite ones! And if you have a badass yourself - be sure to upload it to our list!

#1 Badass Brother

Badass Brother

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Diana Lazar 3 months ago

Chuky!!

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#2 This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

This Baby Was A Mob Boss In His Previous Life

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Hope Floats 3 months ago

"Ya talking to me? "....Ha,ha,ha...

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#3 1st Birthday Thug Life

1st Birthday Thug Life

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Amy Carter 3 months ago

Mommy got a no, and the finger!

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#4 Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

Just Chillin In My Jacuzzi

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Lelia Ungureanu 3 months ago

Little Buddha :)

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#5 Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

Touch My Cake And I Will Cut You

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Cat Meow 3 months ago

I know the feeling, bb. I really do

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#6 You Can Talk To Me Now

You Can Talk To Me Now

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Kristi Zoebelein 3 months ago

My absolute favorite!

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#7 I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

I Think My Son Is Plotting Something

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Liliannah 3 months ago

Dr. Evil 😂

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#8 I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

I Was At My Buddy's Place When His Neighbor Came Over And Said My Buddy's Son "Blocked Him In"

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Cat Meow 3 months ago

Minimini Cooper parked a Mini Cooper in XD That said, I'd have loved to have a Minimini Cooper like this as a kid

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#9 Relaxing Like A Boss

Relaxing Like A Boss

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giulia earheart 3 months ago

Omg! So cuuute!

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#10 My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

My Son Has Been In A NICU For Over A Month Now, This Is His Reaction When A Nurse Comes In. I Think He Is Tired Of Being Messed With

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Cat Meow 3 months ago

I hope the baby is doing well

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