Chickens are our pretty tasty feathered friends, but naturally they are a little disgruntled with us for our love for Nandos. They’ve got beef. Well, chicken…
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1. Why is the waitress always so overly perky?
…That pesky spreader of chickeny murdering joy.
2. When you get the overwhelming fear that you’ll forget your slightly complicated order and spend your time in the queue rehearsing it until it comes out like a jumbled mess and the girl behind the counter stares at you like you’ve got something wrong with you.
Doublechickenpittalemonandherbwithhalloumichipsandmachopeasandabottomlessdrinkplease
3. When your food finally gets there after what seems like forever (Okay, it really wasn’t that long…) and you forgot to pick up the stupid cutlery.
If only it was acceptable behaviour to eat creamy mash with your hands.
4. This obsession with the PERi-PERi!?
Seriously though… What is PERi-PERi sauce and why are you smothering me in it?
5. Oh, and why must you charge me extra for PERinaise?
It’s mayonnaise. It’s JUST mayonnaise. Take the free mayonnaise and the free PERi-PERi sauce and mix it together. Why must I pay for the pleasure of you mixing it for me?
6. Why is a wrap more expensive than a bun? This DOESN’T make any sense.
Why are you charging me for the privilege of looking more health conscious than my friends?
7. You’ve been there twice and now you’re some sort of chicken expert?
“Have you been to Nandos before, Sir?”
“Don’t you know who I am?”
8. When you don’t like chicken.
“I’ll have a large mushroom with some halloumi on it please.”
9. When you never have enough room for dessert.
And they all sound so wonderful. And chicken free.
10. Oh, yeah… And I suppose you’re eating my Uncle Jack.
It’s okay. I never really liked him anyway.
11. …Tastes REALLY good though.
Why must we be so tasty!??
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