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Some coworkers are just God sent. You make best friends, you fall in love, you meet your idols, you find your team players to climb up that long career ladder with. They make your lunch breaks less lonely, meetings funnier and deadlines… well, the deadlines are the same no matter what.

But sometimes your coworkers are just the opposite. They make doing your job harder than it already is, and everything in between way less enjoyable. If you are dealing with a coworker like that, let me tell you, you are not the only one. There are millions of people out there handling the most annoying, irrational, or even plain evil colleagues because… well, because it's what you’re supposed to do, right?

So if you're too tired to deal with this on your own, this post compiled by Bored Panda is a safe place to vent and talk about hard things. Pull your seat closer and scroll through the stories about coworkers from hell by sharing your own experiences in the comments below!

And when you're done, more stories about difficult coworkers await in our previous features here and here.

#1

All Of My Coworkers Agreed To Dress Up As Smurfs For Halloween. I'm The Only One To Go Through With It

All Of My Coworkers Agreed To Dress Up As Smurfs For Halloween. I'm The Only One To Go Through With It

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Gremlan jonnson
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So.. all I see is a guy who made every coworkers life a lot better

LynzCatastrophe
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't worry, I've been a victim of that too. I walked around with my head held high because to me, they're in the wrong.

Seanette Blaylock
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You'd be my favorite for being a good sport and having a non-malicious sense of humor. Deliberately humiliating someone is NOT funny, it's childish.

Thomas Aaby Berdal
Community Member
3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was once invited to a German-themed party. Myself and my then girlfriend was the only ones in costume. Her as a sexy-yet-ironic october-fest-heidi and myself as a tourist from Munich with a mullet, moustache, beer-gut and socks in sandals 😅

Bonesko
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Props on the follow through!

Luann Daniel
Community Member
3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's cute, you're an adorable Smurf and got sime big stones.

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    #2

    My Coworker Told Me That Everyone Dressed Up At My Office. Now I’m The Only Person Dressed Like Captain Kirk Amongst Khakis And Polo Shirts

    My Coworker Told Me That Everyone Dressed Up At My Office. Now I’m The Only Person Dressed Like Captain Kirk Amongst Khakis And Polo Shirts

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    Jenny Guarr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ve fallen for the “we all dress up” bs at work before. I was the only who had follow through. You know what, I rocked that costume and a week later, one of our EDs called out that when I commit, I do it right. Got a promotion shortly after

    Seanette Blaylock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHY do alleged adults who are supposedly mature and reliable enough to be employable think juvenile pranks on their coworkers are even remotely funny or acceptable?

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    SelkieBlackfysh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really really REALLY hope they're RED polos.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it was all a "Khaaaaaan!!" 😁

    April Caron
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are any of them wearing red shirts, by chance? (If you know… you know.)

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love this! Be proud! They should be embarrassed for not keeping their word. I bet you gained some deeper level friendships. I know you earned some mad respect! Lookin great Captain!

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could have turned out far worse.

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    #3

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

    Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Minutes. The Office Was Filled With Black Smoke Burning People's Eyes

    No one could breathe. He basically maced the building. We were moved to the other end so we could keep working.

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    Raena Celis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do people like that get hired??

    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The job interview: "Tell me about your experiences with Ghost Pepper popcorn and microwaves..."

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    Suz66
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder why they don't just get rid of the microwave rather than putting a sign telling people not to use it.

    Mad McQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just chuck the microwave an have him buy a new one for distraction of company property.

    Steven Burdette Ellison
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Ghost Pepper Popcorn Incident" You know you done eff'd up when management gives what you did a name.

    Pan dulce
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Irrational workplace... Clearly, the person doing the microwaving isnt the only idiot. Why not just throw away the microwave if you can't use it?

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like the woman who microwaved fish in our office. And burned it.

    Notnow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand that. Thanks for being so considerate.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Ghost Pepper Incident of 20xx

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they should just...you know...get rid of the microwave.

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And I have a very evil desire to try ghost pepper popcorn.

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    Bored Panda spoke with Christine Mitterbauer, a licensed and ICF-approved career coach and serial entrepreneur who shared some great insights on dealing with difficult coworkers. So pull your seat closer.

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    Mitterbauer said that “it’s important that you stand your ground and don’t let yourself be intimidated by difficult coworkers, whether they’re negative, talking down to you, or making your work difficult in any other way.”

    “Of course, you can try to interact as little as possible with the coworker, but that isn’t always possible,” the career coach added. Moreover, a great skill to practice is becoming better at having difficult conversations, she said.

    #4

    As A Practical Joke, Some Co-Workers Wrapped My Office In Foil. In The Process, My 30" LCD Monitor Was Accidentally Turned On, And It Boiled Itself

    As A Practical Joke, Some Co-Workers Wrapped My Office In Foil. In The Process, My 30" LCD Monitor Was Accidentally Turned On, And It Boiled Itself

    Here's what it looked like when I unwrapped it

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    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so atupid, everyone knows you don't wrap the computer, you need to wrap the foil around your head.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you wrap an electronic in something for a prank, dont use tin foil. Use wrapping paper or something

    Diane Aguilar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The "use wrapping paper as a gag around the holidays" prank is the only valid variant of this prank around and doesn't cause harm to anything or anyone.

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    Elizabeth Ruppert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They should foot the bill for damage of office property and maybe even fire and/sued for creating a clear fire hazard

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yikes! I held a job at Zappos in KY. I was a photographer. Our photo studio often pranked the other photo studio. We would wrap the computer and the chair to the person’s desk and often the desk was also wrapped to a pole it one was there. We used the huge clear Saran Wrap type plastic used to wrap pallets of products. We also wrapped cars at times. We did flash mobs to the other studio. The other studio drew chalk outlines of people and made our studio look like a crime scene once as well. Good hearted office pranks can be fun and keep the moral up. We also had tricycle races. We turned Gaylord’s into a tank and it took about 6 people inside going through the warehouse throwing candy at people. Tons of things like this. I miss that.

    Smokey Too
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kind of workplace too, Susan. I spent my early career in the advertising industry and your workplace sounds a lot like mine was!

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wrapping offices isnt a new prank. Loads of adults have been doing this for ages

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    Mtg Wolfie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool. You've got a window to hell now.

    Steven Windfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone has obviously seen the TV show "The Office".

    Inga Uludere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of working place is that where people have so much time for stupidity

    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife's birthday, Sept 4, is usually right around US Labor Day. One year, she was out of town on business, and wouldn't return to her office until the Tuesday after Labor Day. While she was gone, as a joke, her coworkers wrapped everything in her cubicle (including small items like stapler/pens) with tinfoil. Fortunately, nothing was turned on when they did that, so she didn't have OP's problem. She left the tinfoil on until it started detaching on its own. She ended up with a baskettball-sized lump of tinfoil. :-)

    Rost it
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This whole trend is stupid

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    #5

    My Coworkers Have A Sick Sense Of Humor

    My Coworkers Have A Sick Sense Of Humor

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    Kellie Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not when it's presented in a donut box! 😂

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    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is kind of funny tho tbh I’m sorry

    Neon Otter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would prefer this to the donuts!

    Kitten
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd laugh, then snack 😉👍

    Andrew Bridges
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You never mess with someone's Timmies, NEVER!!

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always do. They're no longer Canadian and they changed the coffee.

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    Aleks
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a surprisingly good joke

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    #6

    My Coworker Lied To My Boss That I Could Cover His Shift

    My Coworker Lied To My Boss That I Could Cover His Shift

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    Jocelyn Wilharms
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t if you come up with a lie make sure you do your research

    iBlank
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked for a temp agency and one of my contracts expired, so I was on-call for the next job. I got a call asking why I didn't show up for work. No one told me that they extended the previous contract. They threatened to fire me, until I spoke to someone above the scheduler.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My best friend's husband once took his personal days off next to his vacation bid so they had enough time to visit me (I live a 20 hour drive away). He told them the reason he needed them all in a row because they don't often let people take the days next to vacation like that. But they agreed and they STILL called him the day after they arrived at my place to ask if he could cover a shift. He was like "did you miss the part where I said I'd be 20 hours away for a week? No."

    Elizabeth Ruppert
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The liar should be penalized at the very least, with a subsequent offense resulting in termination

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This offense I would terminate. Lie on a coworker n no call no show didn't call out didn't show. someone covering is not a call out. It's a help out so technically they ncns n I'm going to go ahead and get rid of that hassle now.

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    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can’t stand a liar. Anytime I’ve agreed to cover someone we went to our supervisor together so everyone is on the same page. Many places make you sign a written statement. I keep a voice recorder app on my homepage of my cell. I can grab my phone and begin recording a conversation I feel I may need for self protection. I’ve also downloaded apps that record calls. They record both sides of the conversation. I save texts I may need also. I’m a firm believer in CYA

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Geez, at this point I want to lie to you out of sport. How to get away with it...

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    Andy Frobig
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet this started years ago with "Ask your mother." "She already said I could!"

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me just before Christmas. When I was asked about covering part of the shift, I said, that I couldn't since I was 600 miles away.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A co-worker of my wife called her in ON HER VACATION to take care of a ticket that he could have easily done simply because he wanted to go to an office party at that time. He is no longer is a co-worker but is now an abject lesson about how to contribute to a toxic workplace.

    C.J. Robinson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, dude, I’m 5,000 miles away at the moment…

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    Nightshade1972
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At one point, I was going to school during the day, and working nights/weekends as a grocery cashier. Can't tell you the number of times I was awakened early on a school day by one of my managers wanting to know if I wanted to come in early. When I'd groggily remind them that I had the schedule I did because I was in school, they'd hurriedly apologize and hang up.

    Alesha Folsom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my former job, we each had to sign a paper. The one who needed a shift covered and the one agreeing to cover the same shift, and then turn it in to our manager. Then there's no question about accountability.

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    When dealing with difficult coworkers, always focus on the behavior you would like to address and which is bothering you, and never go down the road of stating negative traits or characteristics about that person, Mitterbauer argues.

    “Stick to negative behavior as that’s more objective and can more easily be verified by everyone involved. Practice exactly what you want to say beforehand, and consider getting other allies on board as well. Sometimes it is necessary to involve management, but it’s often better to only do this once you can demonstrate to the manager what you yourself have attempted to tackle the issue,” she explained.

    #7

    I Work At A Place Where At The End Of Shifts We Split The Tips Evenly Between The 2-3 People That Work

    I Work At A Place Where At The End Of Shifts We Split The Tips Evenly Between The 2-3 People That Work

    We had more than 50$ of tips today and my coworker had to leave about 10 minutes early. She ended up taking all but ~2.50$ and management won't do anything about it.

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take her money the next time

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is stealing. She clearly thinks she deserves/needs the money more than her co-workers. What a disgusting person. Something so blatant probably means it is nothing new to her. If she has figured a way to steal from the company she is probably doing that too. Management is stupid.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    outright theft and management does nothing.... time to leave.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow. Call her out as a group. Deduct it from the next pot of tips.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this conversation needs to happen in the parking lot. At night. With a suggestion that it never happen again. A stern suggestion. Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

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    Aaren Lesco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let karma deal with it for now. Get a clear box with a lock and key. Make sure it has a slot big enough to put the tips in, but not take out.

    Steven Windfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why tips is even a thing in some countries? In Denmark, we don't tip, we just pay decent salaries instead.

    Katy Morris
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here some states only pay waitresses like $3 an hour. Therefore they're a big deal here

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    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tips are wages, she committed wage theft. Everyone from whom she stole needs to have a talk with her.

    Iliana Hiruluk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On another occasion, same restaurant, I made a waiter bring it back after he tried to boast to me about taking the tips, since the kitchen "didn't do anything important", yet when he was asked to clean his reply was always "I'm a waiter, I just take plates from point A to point B" So on the tips incident I insisted he must have made a mistake counting, so he should make sure to bring it back tomorrow or it will be taken from his next pay. He hated me with a passion and I couldn't care less.

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    #8

    Someone Brought This To The Office Potluck

    Someone Brought This To The Office Potluck

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    Emma Schwertner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG YES!!! DWIGHT WOULD BE SO MAD!!!

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this same prank about 12 years ago, but with a red Swingline stapler..."The Office" meets "Office Space".

    Shyla Clay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was just thinking he's going to burn the place down.

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    Eva Pello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok so this.did make me laugh!

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe not potluck, but it’s funny

    Donald Nicol
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A jellied salad is a staple(r) for all potlucks.

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    #9

    It's Always A Pleasure To Realize That Your Coworkers Don't Know How To Close A Box Properly... Right When You're Ready To Go Home

    It's Always A Pleasure To Realize That Your Coworkers Don't Know How To Close A Box Properly... Right When You're Ready To Go Home

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    Sue Lynn Chan
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the scream from my home..

    Caleb R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can hear the 1st degree murder charge from here

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    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THEY did it, THEY get to stay late and fix it.

    Anet Marc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an autistic son who would give a million dollars to be allowed to fix that for you.

    Eliza May
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're screwed. Naw, that's nuts. I wouldda bolted.

    Jennifer Levis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know new cuss words were invented this day

    June’s Very Own
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would make my coworkers help, screw doing it by myself

    Nandina
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It will still be there in the morning, then said coworker can sort it out

    Uber Mensch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Leave it. Find out who used it last and make THEM clean it up.

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    Most people have had coworkers they don’t get along with, Mitterbauer continues, but she says there’s a difference between not being great friends and them making your working life miserable. “When their behavior starts affecting your work and/or you are thinking about this issue in your free time, possibly dreading going to work the next day, that’s when it becomes an issue.”

    #10

    Coworker Announced That She And Her SO Are Finally Pregnant, I Got Her A Box Of Pastries To Celebrate And When I The Party Was About To Start I Open The Fridge At Work And See This

    Coworker Announced That She And Her SO Are Finally Pregnant, I Got Her A Box Of Pastries To Celebrate And When I The Party Was About To Start I Open The Fridge At Work And See This

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    Aaren Lesco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have announced that someone took bites of the dogshit cakes you made for your ex..

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever bit it was just trying to p**s people off. A normal food thief would just cut a piece off or just take the whole thing.

    Munnin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My maiden name is Kozak! I'm always excited to see another Kozak. I grew up in the 70s & 80s; I didn't see another Kozak until the 90s. There was also a TV show in the 70s about a loud bald cop called Kojak, so kids called me that as a way to make fun of me and my weird name. Such fun.

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    Ahkilah Adams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the pre - C days we'd have to guard things like this with our lives. Other departments did not care. They'd see food, wander over and help themselves. Didn't matter if you put up signs, taped things closed, there was always some jerk who didn't care.

    Arlen Freeman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easy solution is to make something too spicy for any human being, and leave it unattended. Repeat untill no one will touch your "food."

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    Beowulf Norther
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You expect that from your d**k bag roommates at 19 but not at work haha

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    Jazzy Mc. Jaz
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one time a group of people made a cake to demonstrate a cell in my science class and some teacher took a bite of it when it was in the teachers lounge

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh! I worked for an doc. It was a 2 story building. The doc office & our breakroom were upstairs. Two days a week he had a different location where he & the staff went. Our office mgr & myself are the only ones at the main office 2 days a week. She & I would order Chinese.. We usually had left overs for our meal the next day. We put them in the fridge. We found the doc kept helping himself to our food. He would even eat out of the container & put it back.. His saliva then being in what he didn’t help himself too. So one day there was some rice left & much to his surprise it was full of very very spicy food where we added some ingredients. We had to literally hide in her office door shut laughing. He stopped eating our lunch. He had a tech go to his home to move some cars & a boat. Doc’s dog had pooped on floor & doc told tech get it up. Tech said no not my dog. Doc said I’m your boss and tech said yeah in the office not here. Doc threatened him. Poop was left where it was.

    Libra Rising
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I wanna know is what the yellow pastry is. It either looks delicious or disgusting. I can't figure it out.

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    #11

    My Coworker Put Straight Printer Ink In One Of My Gloves At Work. This Will Take A Week Or Two Minimum To Come Off

    My Coworker Put Straight Printer Ink In One Of My Gloves At Work. This Will Take A Week Or Two Minimum To Come Off

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    Susie Elle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might wanna check if it's not toxic as well

    CultOfBambi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's not like they have an issue with getting inked - and it kinda matches their tats!

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    rubbing alcohol or even go swimming the chlorine in the pool will take it off. I was accidentally splashed with new methylene blue dye once, went swimming dye was gone by the end of the swim

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So you're the swimming smurf. You're famous.

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    Wonderful
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tattoo artist here and I remember a co worker doing this as a prank on another artist. The stencil we put on the customer to do the tattoo come from a solid sheet of purple “ink” that transfers the image onto a sheet that you cut out and use on the customer. So the purple ink can get everywhere. My buddy one day put on a glove inside out and wet it with green soap a bit then grabbed the transfer sheet and rubbed it all over the nitrile glove. Let it air dry and then carefully remove the glove making it right side out and look clean. Then put it in the other buddy’s glove box area. Later after the pranked had tattooed a customer for over a hour he took off his gloves and his whole hand was solid purple. Hilarity all around while he laughed and tried to smear the purple on everyone. Because he wore the glove for over a hour the ink and time to “soak” in and his hand was blue purple for days and his nails for even longer. Tattoo shops are fun. a couple weeks later they got him again.

    Nimues Child
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It ain't a joke if everyone ain't laughing Chuckles. Grow up.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Straight printer ink? Is that the reason it's only blue and not rainbow?

    Brooke Davis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🌬🎶 "My F U finger is blue... da ba be da ba die..."🎶

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hairspray will remove it darling. And Nair will make a nice bald spot on the back of her head.

    Lisa Shaw
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ink can be removed with hairspray, spray it on, let it sit a couple minutes and it will wash off, works on clothes too.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not cool! I work in a restaurant and we of course mess with each other, but that's gong to far.

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    #12

    Apparently Someone Has Been Munching My Donuts And It Was Supposed To Be For My Kids After Work

    Apparently Someone Has Been Munching My Donuts And It Was Supposed To Be For My Kids After Work

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    Aboredpanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This looks very, very intentional. Like someone doesn't like you. Pay attention that your belongings aren't moved; who knows what else they might do. 😱

    Angelina Leal
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that this happens not just in the workplace but in schools as well just shows you that these are the people those kids grow up and turn into. I remember being in school and having multiple stuff stolen when we would switch classes because some kid would stick their hand into my desk and steal whatever they could grab and it didn't change or get stopped ( even though my mom talked to the teacher) until another kid had his stuff stolen and then it was stopped.

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    Kate Jones
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    those were expensive donuts, too. you can tell.

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate when people steal your stuff. It's theft, that's what it is.

    DuchessDegu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    at least steal a whole donut, not a bite of each, that's just being nasty

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    Aaron Proctor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would probably leave it, with a note saying "Whoever ate this, keep it, knowing you took my child's after school snack for the next week."

    Aaren Lesco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Narcissists don't care who it's for and won't feel bad either way. Bring doughnuts made with dogshit next time. You'll be the one laughing 🤣

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    Channo Sagara
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone might think it's funny. IN HIGHSCHOOL. The fact that this happened in an office just make me sick.

    Terry Butler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly, high school students don't magically transform into adults in time for their first job. 😔

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    Sir Tarsier
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I question the validity of the story, you would have to be possessed by the devil to do something like this.

    David Butler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow...someone really hates this person.

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    #13

    Came Back To Work So See This Prominently Displayed In A Coworker’s Cube

    Came Back To Work So See This Prominently Displayed In A Coworker’s Cube

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    Kid 2
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Proudly ignorant

    HarriMissesScotland
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stupid. There is a difference between stupid and ignorant.

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    Got Myself 4 Pandas
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd make a big deal about how I didn't know they were a drug addict, they hid it well and well done on them for being so open about it - when they correct me I'd just be like, and you're ok with people knowing that? I'd stick to the drug story

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Congratulate him/her for stopping using meth

    DCB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha! Good one. Or H. We celebrate you not putting those poisons in you...hurray!!

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    Jayne Kyra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "My body, my choice!" Shouted the antivaxxer, proudly wearing his red MAGA hat, coughing open-mouthed. Then a week later yelled at women entering Planned Parenthood. Two weeks later, there was silence, no more words spoken from that mouth. As there should be at a funeral.

    Hagen Radcliffe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I caught the part where HE was yelling his fool head off at planned parenthood. Cause HIS opinion on abortion is the one that matters. I hope HE enjoyed his quiet funeral

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    Nancy Brandon
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my job, they'd be proudly unemployed real quick

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. All the companies in my area require you to be vaxxed. I wouldn't work somewhere that didn't require it. Thankfully I live in somewhere that is inhabited by intelligent, rational people who actually care about others. You won't be able to find a job around here if you're not vaxxed. And no one throws temper tantrums or stages protests about it either. That's how it works to be a decent member of society. Some of you here are obviously just selfish children.

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    Denise Melek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker is probably outside now having a coke and smoking a cigarette :D

    hhh cubed
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know smokers who are antivaxxers. While they smoke and expound on the perils of vaccines, I follow the cigarette in their hand as it goes up to their lips and say nothing. I don't take health advice from smokers or idiots. Sometimes they are one and the same.

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd have waaay too much fun with that.

    Jo Sargent
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    3 years ago

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    Right back atchya. You'd lose.

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    Tammy Alderink-Paige
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Un-poisoned is accurate. Now it's coming out that those vaccines are causing blood clots, cancers etc. Glad I waited to see the side effects first.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tammy, everything you just said is completely false. NO ONE has gotten cancer from the vaccine. Trying getting your information from actual facts and not whatever fantasy site you are reading.

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    brandi brody
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I got vaxxed but its so nice to see how absolutely horrible you all can be if someone doesn't do what you think they should. You want ppl to leave you alone to make your choices but can't do the same. I bet you don't even see the hypocrisy!

    Tamra Stiffler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I look at it this way. We are all part of a society, whether we like it or not, and that comes with responsibilities. One of them, during a global pandemic, is to take as many precautions as possible to bring the crisis to an end with as little loss of life as possible. Now, just in the US alone, over half a million people have died, many lost significant income because they couldn't make it to work, and the supply chain is still f****d up because of it. If people had pulled together, instead of being blatantly selfish and ignorant, I truly believe we would be in a much better position, and many of those people would still be alive.

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    #14

    Coworkers Not Cleaning Their Hands Before Using The Oven Mitts

    Coworkers Not Cleaning Their Hands Before Using The Oven Mitts

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so awful, brrrrr.

    Duh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you grab a hot pan and there's any moisture in the mitts (like wet hands) the water will turn to steam and burn your hands. I learned that the hard way.

    Synsepalum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's standard professional kitchen schnit. I'm not saying it's right, it's just what happens. We send ours off to a linen service to wash them when they get too bad.

    mcborge1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Easily fixed with a flamethrower, ewww!!

    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait... does this indicate you actually have to share the oven mittens (which probably is PPE)...?

    Sel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even in an actual lab, heat and cut resistant gloves are shared. They're usually placed by stations that need them instead of following people.

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    Jess-a-men
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's not an oven mitt... that's a portal to hell.

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    #15

    This Is How My Coworker Avoids Taking Out His Garbage

    This Is How My Coworker Avoids Taking Out His Garbage

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    Angel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually kind of smart......

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who has to take out their own garbage in an office? I've never seen a place that didn't have a cleaning crew.

    Dr. Carlos Dangercat
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You might have to walk it over a big paper recycling bin.

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    lightbulb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's pretty impressive.

    Heroman237
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dude that's a ridiculously small can

    Beachbum
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this be shredded or recycled?

    Dreams.com
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What I would do is put a whole bunch of junk in the middle and call it a ice cream cone...

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully most of that is actually going into recycling

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    #16

    I Won A $5 Bet Against My Coworker. I Came Into The Work This Morning To Find This On My Desk. Thanks, Brad

    I Won A $5 Bet Against My Coworker. I Came Into The Work This Morning To Find This On My Desk. Thanks, Brad

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    kit cat chunky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    atleast he gave you 5 dollars

    Yoyo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a joke, get over it

    Contrariwise
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's in rolls. Easy enough to exchange for paper

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's legal tender, and it's in neat rolls. Cash them in.

    AliJanx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah - that's something I would do and have done many times in the past, honestly. It spends!

    Ralph Livingston
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pennies are not legal tender over $.50… For exactly this reason. Imagine how many people have tried to pay disputed bills in just this way.

    High Mamii Melo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this a problem? Just go to the drive-up window at the bank and they’ll give you a bill.

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    #17

    My Colleague Drove With Me In My Company Vehicle. She Left This Piece Of Gum On The Door

    My Colleague Drove With Me In My Company Vehicle. She Left This Piece Of Gum On The Door

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her she left something in the car or return it by smashing it in the middle of her forehead, but then you'd have to find a way to extract it.

    Kate Jones
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    seriously i would absolutely call her on that and they literally never give her a ride again.

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    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her she left a piece of chewing gum on the arm rest of the car. But only when she's around a group of coworkers.

    Kiryn Silverwing
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I don't let my five year old daughter have gum. Looks like some people never outgrow it.

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    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do people lack basic manners?

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it off, run in under some water and throw it in her hair.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the most ignorant thing I’ve seen in a while.

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell her it was a pleasure to ride with her, and you have something for her: return her gum in a nice little box 🎁

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad maintained a fleet of company vehicles for a local bank. Saw one one day with some jerk with his feet (shoes) on the dash. Dad told him to get his shoes off the dash. Guy flipped him off. The guy had no idea what he had really just done. He found out who he had insulted when he returned to work. He barely managed to keep his job. You never know who is close friends with the president of the company you work for.

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    #18

    Coworker Didn't Know How To Take A Screenshot And Decided To Photocopy The Phone

    Coworker Didn't Know How To Take A Screenshot And Decided To Photocopy The Phone

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    A Head
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I rarely have the need to take a screenshot on my phone, and would be hard-pressed to take one if asked, but apparently every third time I take my phone out of my pocket I take one accidentally. My cloud photo storage is full of screen shots of my screen saver....

    Renato Lourenço
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some apps, for security reasons, do not allow print screens. I also had to photocopy once, but at least the screen was on and I made a coloured copy

    Sir Tarsier
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe I'm dumb, but why wouldn't this work?

    Givemeabreak101
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can see me doing this a few years ago.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I like the initiative, and it wasn't a *terrible* idea for someone that technologically illiterate

    Cissie McCree
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is very funny - is she a VP?

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    #19

    My Colleague's Desktop

    My Colleague's Desktop

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    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then they complain to the IT staff about how slow their computer is.

    Mtg Wolfie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to work for a customer service contractor for a world wide bank. We had a rule that if you didn't lock your desktop before you left (bathroom, break, etc), your supervisor would rotate your desktop screen 180 degrees, so it was upside down. Not physically, but in the commands. Its easy enough to do. But the one time I forgot to lock before I walked, when I came back and found my screen rotated, it sat down and kept working. I can read upside down just as easily as I can normally. Almost got written up because my manager didn't think I knew what I was doing. Did 3 calls with him watching. And he was chill to leave me be.

    Kate C
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not that much stuff. Just weird seeing the icons so large. That would definitely fit on 1 monitor if they had them normal sized. On second thought, maybe that actually isn't normal for other people ... I just put everything that's short term on the desktop like this person is

    Derrick Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bet they can find anything in seconds...

    A Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the taskbar at the bottom is ridiculously full.

    Steve Kenney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person should be imprisoned.

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    #20

    My Coworker Never Shuts Sharpies All The Way And Wonders Why They Dry Out

    My Coworker Never Shuts Sharpies All The Way And Wonders Why They Dry Out

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    GirlFriday
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This. Makes. Me. Stabby.

    Hannah Edwards
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get that, I feel way angrier about this than I should.

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    Esiaa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is so infuriating! My ex friend had some kind of vendetta against putting caps on various products (pens, bottles etc). It pissed me off so much! It takes you, like, 10 seconds to put a cap on something?

    Zachary Gillette
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just imagined someone putting a cap on a pen over ten whole seconds.

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    Jayjay Gies
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This .......................makes me want...........................to kill someone..........

    Lisa
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somewhere, Monica Geller is having an aneurysm.

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can’t cure stupid. But you can slap the snot out of it.

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    #21

    My Coworker Hasn’t Washed Their Coffee Mug In Years

    My Coworker Hasn’t Washed Their Coffee Mug In Years

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    Xenon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew someone who did that. You could pour straight hot water into that mug and get coffee.

    Rad Roxxy
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sickkkkk from experience lmao edit: jk

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    Davo gifman
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like an old toilet in a abandoned house.

    Joshua Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prior sailor? Seen more than a few navy folk do this

    Nolgoth
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup very common. Especially among the chiefs. Oh boy do they get mad if a new guy working crews mess puts their cup through the sanitizer lol

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    Malaki Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    do they call off sick a lot too? because i might know the reason

    Cathal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can count the rings like a tree!

    Iliana Hiruluk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aren't they getting sick all the time? They're gonna bring back cholera, and I am not ready!

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    #22

    So Remember My Coworker's Coffee Mug From A Few Weeks Back. Here's The Keyboard

    So Remember My Coworker's Coffee Mug From A Few Weeks Back. Here's The Keyboard

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    Hooman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person must have the immune system of an ox !

    aaaggg hhh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure your coworker isn't actually a swarm of cockroaches inside a rubber human costume?

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be Edgar. But no, Agents J & K already took care of him

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    Eva Bryson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And he wonders why IT won't work on his computer problems! That needs to get thrown out and the co-worker needs to be charged for a new keyboard.

    Liz Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or just the co-worker needs to be changed out (that's how I read this first)

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    Christine Neely
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably doesn't wash their hands after using the bathroom too.

    Steven Windfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never seen a keyboard this disgusting before 🤮

    BisexualBaddie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so again. . .i see the only option is death

    Connie Martin
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't be able to even walk by this without hurling

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    #23

    My Coworker Decided To Put Two Kinds Of Candies Together

    My Coworker Decided To Put Two Kinds Of Candies Together

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    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May they find all toilets slightly warm and damp

    Jesse Hoover
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks delicious 🤤🤤 I would buy that

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    #24

    Coworkers Keep Stealing My Stapler At Work. I've Made It Clear It's Not To Leave My Desk

    Coworkers Keep Stealing My Stapler At Work. I've Made It Clear It's Not To Leave My Desk

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    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to velcro my candy basket to my table in my office. A coworker would come in, slide the basket to the edge of the table, chhose their candy, and then leave. I had to put it back everytime several times a day. The candy was for sharing, but the basket was annoying. After I left that job, i left the basket. That coworker went in and ripped the basket off the table, also ripping off the laminate. Lol It washigh quality velcro from our graphics department. 🤣

    Amy Beckler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...you could always set the building on fire then take off for daiquiri on the beach...

    El Dee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The best thing to do is made sure you leave a dried out pen, broken stapler etc on your desk so that when people 'borrow' them they won't borrow again..

    Michael Ramming
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would have taken it further and bolted it down with a chain and lock.

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to super glue it to the desk

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was scary enough that just putting my name on the only decent stapler meant that it was used and returned, so everybody knew where a working stapler could be found.

    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone seen my stapler? Has anyone seen my stapler?

    Adam L
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worked at a gas station with one register. During shift change, the person leaving needed to count their till down to about $100, give or take coin change. The person taking over needed to count it to verify before they started their shift for theft prevention. It was double coverage so the second employee would talk to the customers to prevent anger and count interruptions. One morning employee would open rolls of coins after his count to "make it easier for us because some of the coin slots are empty" not understanding that that slows us down because we have to COUNT IT ALL TO VERIFY. We explained that to him and he just ignored us. So, to get back at him, we linked all the paper clips together because he loved using the paper clips to combine ones into groups of $25. After a short while of him pulling out strings of clips (and our boss chuckling while watching him struggle to separate them) he finally got the message.

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    #25

    Coworker Hit My Car And Acted As If She Didn't Know Who Hit It

    Coworker Hit My Car And Acted As If She Didn't Know Who Hit It

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should kick her a*s and act like you dont know who did it...

    Kitty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read this in Hank Hill’s voice.

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    Ernie Tabuena
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker hit my car. I called the cops because her bumper was still embedded in my front end. She claimed I hit HER even though her car was three feet over the line. Swipe card logs and video proved I was in the building when it happened. B***h is a manager now but she did pay for my car getting repainted.

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love how you can lie about a hit and run and still make manager. I remember having one woman I worked with who was listed as THE reason for departure in every exit interview in my department. Then her husband discovered she was cheating on him with another department manager and tried to run them both over on the sidewalk as they were leaving work together. They promoted her to assistant store manager.

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    Anet Marc
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google "Hit and Run penalties" and the name of your state. Place a printout on her desk with a note saying "I'm giving you 24 hours notice before I file the report. Be grateful that I gave you this chance."

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another reason to commit assault

    Lori Lathrom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just turn it in to your insurance company, tell them who did it, provide pictures of your vehicle and hers, state that she refused to give you her insurance information, and let them handle it. Oh, and get a paint sample that she left on your car. Your insurance will be on her like white on rice.

    Izabela Wilson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A councilor hit a coworker car once and said she didn't. We found the video and show her. She said she wouldn't pay. And she didn't. Because she was a councilor. Such a b***h thou

    Sharon Hahn
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My coworker hit my 3 day old car with her door; turned her car around so she thought I wouldn't know she did it. She never did admit it and I couldn't get it fixed unless I replaced the whole panel. The dent stayed like that for 13 years until I sold it.

    Kimberly Hurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did she ever take responsibility? If not, take her loser a*s to court.

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    #26

    I Think My Coworker Doesn't Like Sharing Anymore

    I Think My Coworker Doesn't Like Sharing Anymore

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    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe YOU'RE the a*****e coworker if you think you can just go through your coworker's snacks to the point where they have to write notes to keep you out.

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe she wasn't "sharing" and found out people (OP) was stealing their snacks?

    Patti Vance
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    instead, the person should substitute regular haribo for sugar free haribo. if you want to know why and also want a good laugh, check out the reviews of sugar free haribo on amazon.

    Sleazy Weaver
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i love the one where the poor soul eats sugar free haribo before getting pulled aside by airport security for a thorough search due to suspicious activity or something. been a few years since i read it but that's gotta be my favorite.

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    Steven Windfeld
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is disgusting of you to put your hand inside your coworkers' bag of candy.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not sharing. If they don't offer you any, it's theft.

    RandomPanda648
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the ignorant a**hole who is eating people's stuff without asking. That's not sharing, it's stealing

    Fxcku
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would he? It's their snack, not yours

    RandomPanda648
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are the coworker that everyone on this list has been bitching about. No one likes when you "share" what is THEIR stuff, esp just reaching your bare hands in the bag. Ew

    any rei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The smiley on the note gives it a whole new threat level

    Egg
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I'll f*****g kill you :)"

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    #27

    My Colleagues, Everyone

    My Colleagues, Everyone

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    Scout Finch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, the poor things must be illiterate.

    Liz Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, so everyone where I work must be illiterate too.

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start the "dirty dishes" go into the trash at 4pm. No exceptions ( then you find who is the bosses favorite ( got screamed at for pitching grandma's tea cup)

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m sure grandma would not have approved of leaving the teacup dirt. Just say it was her ghost.

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    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Into the trash. Every last one of them.

    Kaji Inariyoki
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start throwing everything in the trash bin. Works like a charm.

    Amy Stone-Chandler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every person should be given each cup, spoon etc with thier name on it. All will know who

    CrunChewy McSandybutt
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every office I have worked in is like this.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Signs always solve problems. Always.

    Wolf's Pajamas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So gross. My coworkers do s**t like this. Like clean up after yourself; you're supposed to be an adult.

    Fergus Corgi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They don't even have to wash them. I says just take dirty dishes to the Cafe window. A new level of lazy.

    Leon Flanary
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have dealt with this as a supervisor in the past. Place all of it in the trash and take it immediately to the dumpster. Be ready to fight. Oh well.

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    #28

    While Looking For A File In My Coworker's Drawer, I Found This. Thing

    While Looking For A File In My Coworker's Drawer, I Found This. Thing

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    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is. This. A dildo. Made of chewing gum???!!!

    JKT
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that told you the valuable lesson not to open your co-workers (private) drawers. The end.

    Izzah Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Girl get your dildo out here this is not a porn club

    Chicken Tacos R Better
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO YOUR PROFILE PICTURE MAKES THIS COMMENT 100 TIMES BETTER

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    Saida
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least it's not stuck under the conference table and chairs

    Ria C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF??? Seriously what is it?

    Queen Joline Breault
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am disgusted and amazed at the same time.

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    #29

    My New Coworker's Company Rental Car

    My New Coworker's Company Rental Car

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    VeniVidiPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Your personal space is in direct relation to your HEAD space..." Hope y'all have decent mental health coverage under your company's insurance policy. This co-worker may go postal soon. 😲

    Golden Pharoah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recognize that Cinnabon box anywhere! YUM lol

    Jazmine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's all you got out of that picture? A pack of cigarettes?

    Notnow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least they don't litter

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t condone this. I also don’t see it impacting anyone else. Worry about yourself

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    #30

    Coworkers Replacing The Paper Towel Roll

    Coworkers Replacing The Paper Towel Roll

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    kit cat chunky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you manage to f**k that up

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The amount of time and strength this would have taken means they definitely noticed they were doing it wrong

    P.A.B.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, we have a paper towel holder like this, and the design isn’t sturdy. This is a creative way to remedy the problem! 👍🏾

    Leara Bridges Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing there sex life is a little like this??

    Nichele Givand
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just so many things. What is even happening with this person?

    phil blanque
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people should not be allowed to reproduce...oh wait, they couldn't anyway.!

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    #31

    Found At The Communal Coffee Pot At My Corporate Office

    Found At The Communal Coffee Pot At My Corporate Office

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    Tim R
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...why.....huh?????

    N G
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a ping-pong ball gets squashed you can put it in hot water to remove the dents

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you work with frat boys??

    PotatoGirl31
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The funniest part is that they thought someone was "sanitizing" ping pong balls-not realizing they were popping the dents out with the hot water...;D

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is "Ping Pong Ball" code for something??

    Heather Talma
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Years later this sign is still up and everyone wonders why...

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s sad to see things like this. You know someone did it in order for this sign to be needed

    LynzCatastrophe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm dying for the story that inspired this sign.

    Chloe *Leah* Pheonix
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have so many questions and I'm not sure I want the answer

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    #32

    This Is At My Work. She Does This Every Single Day

    This Is At My Work. She Does This Every Single Day

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    Beowulf Norther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The solution to these people is parking a small car in the gap so they can't get in, you just climb out your window haha. Definitely won't do it again.

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    Sabrina Fisher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally spend my entire morning (if necessary) to park in the spot to the left. Freaking inches away from her vehicle. I am this level of petty and I speak from experience.

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Park close to he4 driver’s side door and get someone else to park close on the other side, then wait for her to complain she can’t get in her car so you can point out why.

    MAL
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd park as close as possible and then not leave before them. And I'd do it EVERY DAY.

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I LOVE these people. They give me a chance to use my excellent parking skills. I will fold in the passenger side mirror and make sure they can’t get in via their driver’s side door.

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would say something. Or leave her a coloring book page on her windshield so she can practice coloring in the lines.

    WarpedThoughts
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would def park on their driver's side they have to crawl through the passenger side. Clearly that's the side they want to use😅

    A P
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a coworker to come park on the other side and see if she can climb in from hood > roof > window. Hopefully those new challengers have the keyfob combo that drops all the windows at once!

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    Joshua Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworker used to park like this all the time. I folded in my mirrors on my vehicle and squeezed in with a few inches on each side. Then climbed out of my sun roof and waited to hear the screaming. Years later we still joke about this incident

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in my town park like that. Except I still park my car in there if it fits with an inch to spare. I get out by squirming out of the passenger side. I WILL cut my nose to spite my face just to inconvenience you, %#+*hole, so don’t #%*$ing try me.

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    #33

    Coworker Walks Around The Office Barefoot

    Coworker Walks Around The Office Barefoot

    Justletmedieplease_ Report

    Martin Kaine
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Time to leave Lego's around the office.

    Kate Fei
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah this one wouldn't bother me at all. It's their business, their feet.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As long as they're not interacting with customers, I don't see the problem.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How can you be threatened by this?

    Paul Marney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't do it but i see nothing wrong with it .especially if they have foot problems

    Emma Starr
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get the big deal about being barefoot unless their feet look super gross.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, strange, but not really a problem for anybody else?

    Becca Hauck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't have a problem with this one. People who wear the same shoes every day for hours on end tend to have feet that reek. I'm guessing this guy's don't. Also, it's not like I'd have my bare feet walking around the carpet. With all the chemicals and what not all over the place, they last thing I'd be worried about is some dude's dirty feet passing something onto the bottoms of my shoes.

    Toy Slaughter
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong with this! If an office is cool enough to allow it then that's awesome

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if you weren't in danger of stepping on staples, cords, and other sharp office supplies, this is very unhygienic for the shoe-less person. That floor is dirty and your skin is porous.

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    #34

    Coworker Forgot Something In His Work Truck

    Coworker Forgot Something In His Work Truck

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    xandertheawesomeguy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the joke was he forgot his keys until I saw his literal teeth in the holder.... what the hell?

    That other Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is talking about the TEEEEEEETH!!! 🦷🦷🦷

    JNo3277
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy c**p there is more than one! What in the actual F?!?!

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    Saint Lynnie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meth makes your teeth crumble and break apart, not fall out entirely...

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    Commander Ducky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right next to the animal crackers 😊

    rhubarb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought those were cracker pieces...now I wish they were cracker pieces. Ew.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh dear god. Oh dear god. OH. DEAR. GOD. My skin is going to be crawling for the foreseeable future.

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    #35

    My Coworker Eats His Pickles Like A Psychopath

    My Coworker Eats His Pickles Like A Psychopath

    SleepyBoiii90 Report

    Commander Ducky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But.....why the pickle? Is it his lunch or like a snack...?

    Liz Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know about other places but in US a deli sandwich will often come with a pickle on the side.

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    awingard1
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's his food, he can eat it how he wants

    Eva Pello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You must be confused. That's clearly corn on the cob!

    John Baker
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is hurting you how, exactly...?

    Dadolwch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a rat's been gnawing at it

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with eating a pickle like a cob of corn? T least she is using a plate to catch the drips.

    Susan Kiser
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strange but it doesn’t impact others

    Jason Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The crunch is part of the whole pickle experience!!

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    #36

    A Coffee Pot That I Discovered In A Coworker's Office. Wonder What The Inside Is Like At This Point

    A Coffee Pot That I Discovered In A Coworker's Office. Wonder What The Inside Is Like At This Point

    straightskippy Report

    Laura Mende (Human)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AURGH!!!!! Please tell me this was a lockdown-related accident...

    Jayne Kyra
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At this point, there has to be a proper meeting where the mold can represent itself in court and its right to live. And I think it will win.

    big mama of 3
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again, as "the cleaning", I have found coffee pots like this. Not my job to clean them, so I left it. It was so disgusting!!!!

    Angie B
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they on vacation for a month and forgot to rinse it out.

    PotatoGirl31
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Decided to quit coffee cold turkey...this is to resist the occasional urge to backslide!!!

    Destiny Cobb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coffee pot just became a petri dish.

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    #37

    My Coworker Has Been Complaining About Lack Of Available Space On Her Work Computer

    My Coworker Has Been Complaining About Lack Of Available Space On Her Work Computer

    BadPunsIsHowEyeRoll Report

    Chris Kane
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol adobe emerald, genius! (it's the sims btw)

    Hello
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thanks! I was wondering and didn't notice it is The Sims

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    kit cat chunky
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    adobe emerald looks like the sims

    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it is the Sims, but they changed the name to make it seem useful

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    Esiaa
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol, that is genius! At first I thought that maybe mail logs took a lot of space, but then I looked at adobe emerald.

    Pecho Muh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see Sims, I upvote 🤷‍♀️

    Dolevaal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I wanna play Sims somehow.

    Sam Marko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If only I could get "Adobe Emerald" on my school computer :/

    Beowulf Norther
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have emulators on my school PC back in the day, you can't install exes but usually can run roms

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    #38

    The Side Of My Coworkers Desk Where They Leave Dead Skin And Nail Clippings

    The Side Of My Coworkers Desk Where They Leave Dead Skin And Nail Clippings

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    Caro Caro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EEEEW That's disgusting, what a pig.

    Aster Oli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh hey Caro! Good to see you here! Still spreading good!

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    madbakes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gross to do, no doubt, but the custodial crew never vacuums??

    Bad Alchemy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never been more happy to telework.

    Sean Simpson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That should be in a waste basket, but also the cleaners who look after the office have been slacking.

    Andree Gross
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's biowaste. And a vacuum won't fit in that space.

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    Kimberly Hurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    one of this person's new job requirements should be to thoroughly clean their entire area every day. I don't understand how anyone can live so disgustingly. I've been gagging at like half these pics...

    Amaranthim Talon
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This thread has convinced me there are some truly nasty people out there.

    Jodie daubenmire
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Call HR, I think there are actual laws that prohibits people from subjecting others to bodily fluids, or tissue. It actually illegal to toss a booger, or spit in public in most states. You are breathing that c**p in, and if they work like that.. what do they live in?

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    #39

    The Way My Coworkers Cut This Cake

    The Way My Coworkers Cut This Cake

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    Amo Gus
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    tbh, once on my birthday (I was 9ish) I was allowed to cut a sclice... I did that exact thing.

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone just start digging with a spoon?😆

    Phantom682
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother does this. It's always slightly off center too, just to rub salt in the wound.

    Bonesko
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen alot of pictures of cakes that are cut chaotic ally like this. I didn't know that was a thing people did. That being said I'd be cool with it, the edges are the next part.

    Jennifer Lewis
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They left the corners so I see no problem here. Lol

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahahahaha, too funny. Did they do it just to make you mad, because it worked? They left you all the corners and the extra icing along the edges, thoughtful.

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    #40

    My Coworker Stocks The Coolers At My Work, And His Dandruff Is On Every Single Can

    My Coworker Stocks The Coolers At My Work, And His Dandruff Is On Every Single Can

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    Na Schi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But maybe the coworker has a serious issue with dandruff... but gross it is. But not as gross as the rats and all the other critters running over the cans while they were still in a warehouse etc

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    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband has this issue, even prescription dandruff shampoos don't work for him. This could be an issue the person has no control of

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If that isn't working, try a paraben free or sulphate free shampoo. For some people, parabens or sulphates give them dry scalp leading to white flaking known as scurf, which is commonly mistaken for dandruff.

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    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, warehouses have rats running on top of soda cans, so it’s best practices to wipe them off even if they look clean b/c rat pee.

    Liz Rogers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And how often do the people stocking the cans into the coolers wash their hands?

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time , buy them an anti-dandruff Shampoo on their birthday

    William Dennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think, if all the cans were silver it might not be apparent and everyone might have just consumed his dandruff…🤢

    Skylar Jaxx
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I RINSE with a sponge rag paper towel EVERY can I open even my cats food.

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    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Friendly reminder to ALWAYS wipe down can tops before opening them

    Safy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is gross, but my Nan taught me growing up to always wipe the tops of cans off. You'd be surprised how dirty they actually are.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So volunteer to do it for them.

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    #41

    Someone Cut The Tops Off The Cinnamon Crunch Bagels At The Office

    Someone Cut The Tops Off The Cinnamon Crunch Bagels At The Office

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    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No heathen would do that... this sort of behavior is reserved for 'civilization' which it turns out, is entirely uncivilized.

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    Allison Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a Panera Bread bagel - Panera can toast bagels hella quick (either in the oven or a small, weird toaster that moves the bagel along a metal rack) with no additional charge. With that in mind this person in freaking crazy why would they cut off the best part

    SCP-3998
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its fron Panera, it deserves this treatment

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    Ann M Clinkscales
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with someone who only eats the tops of the green chile cheese bagels and doesn't think it's a big deal to leave the bottom half for other people! I don't get those types of bagels anymore because of that. I bought them for staff with my hard earned money. I don't do it anymore. She complains about me not buying the staff bagels anymore! Her fault!! Whatever!!

    Brandi VanSteenwyk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is actually a mis-slice by an automatic slicer at the bakery. I see it all the time. If the bagel is odd shaped and it hits the blades wrong, this happens. Then it is fed back through or preferably, cut by hand.

    M Whee
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does he eat the middle and leave the Oreo for the next person too?

    TLB
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Curious if this their bagel brought from home or someone did his to bagels brought in for staff & this is the part they left? If from home, maybe family member/kid got the top & they took the remaining part (to not be wasteful)? Just a thought.

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    #42

    When You Are Off For Christmas But Your Colleagues Have To “Work”

    When You Are Off For Christmas But Your Colleagues Have To “Work”

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    Davo gifman
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well let them enjoy themselves. They're working on Christmas.

    Maggie Hood
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm starting to think that people who work in offices do absolutely nothing productive

    LAS
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's funny, but what a waste!

    Karen Tyas
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only acceptable thing on this godforsaken list.

    Anasha Lentz
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've actually done this; in the employee bathroom! It was super awesome (I thought so anyway!!!

    Rylosalex
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that's missing is a big red bow

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    #43

    My Colleagues Marked My Lost Safety Goggles With Permanent Marker

    My Colleagues Marked My Lost Safety Goggles With Permanent Marker

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    Dave Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just go over the writing with a dry wipe marker and then wipe with a paper towel. Comes straight off

    William Dennett
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might come off with rubbing alcohol.

    Jo Frey
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sanitizer will take that off easily.

    EJN
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those need cleaning, Al.

    Kimberly Hurst
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make them replace the goggles. People need to learn that even their incredibly stupid 'mistakes' have consequences

    Laurel Knight
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nail polish remover or magic eraser

    Natalie Doran
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did they do that on purpose or out of stupidity?

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    #44

    When Your Coworker Tries To Take Two Pallets Down At A Time With A Forklift

    When Your Coworker Tries To Take Two Pallets Down At A Time With A Forklift

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    Alex Boomhower
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone broke one box of beer. It smelled awful. I can't even begin to imagine how terrible it must smell here

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention it ran under the other pallets. To properly clean it up, they all have to be moved and cleaned.

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    David Butler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean your EX coworker, right?

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Show me you don't understand basic physics, without telling me you don't know basic physics...

    WillemPenn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well they certainly did take down two pallets at a time!

    Perfumista Perfumista
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Will now have "100 bottles of beer on the wall" stuck in my head for the rest of the day. If 500 bottles should happen to fall, what a waste of alcohol.

    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen that happen multiple times over the years. Never me. Also saw a coworker destroy a walkin cooler with a forklift. That was an expensive one.

    Ambry Petersen
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How long before the smell went away I wonder.

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    #45

    A Coworker Tried To Sharpen My Good Kitchen Knifes With An Angle Grinder

    A Coworker Tried To Sharpen My Good Kitchen Knifes With An Angle Grinder

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    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why chefs carry their knives in every morning and out every evening.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEVER touch another person's knives!

    Panda-Moan-I-Ummm....
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just angry at "knifes" WTF that is so off-putting

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correction: Your FORMERLY good kitchen knives.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The sound of that angle grinder is the sound of them agreeing to replace your nice knives.

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did a co-worked get ahold of your good kitchen knives? I never take the good stuff to work because it can get 'lost', broken or severely messed up.

    Snowfoxrox
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and that would be how they died! Stabbed with their own mistake.

    Michael Pattow
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If those are your good kitchen knives it's not that big of a deal. Those are cheap af and you should get some actual good knives if you're gonna complain.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe - and hear me out here - you should have taken them to a professional instead of trying to get someone to do it for free .....

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    #46

    My Coworker Made Sour Cream And Onion Pringles Cake. Oh God Why

    My Coworker Made Sour Cream And Onion Pringles Cake. Oh God Why

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    Bill cipher
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love sour cream pringles but this is way too far

    Daniel Marsh
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm simultaneously repulsed and fascinated... I mean, you GOTTA love the design!

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pregnant or seriously stoned coworker.

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So curious on how it tastes

    Alesha Folsom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks as if a lot of people are eating it. I would definitely try it!

    JP Purves
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evidently several people liked it.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you think the filling is??? Has a very gelatinous look to it.

    Kim Robinson
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least when I do it, mine is a giant peanut butter cup or soda

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    #47

    The Interior Of A Coworker's Truck. Just The Tip Of The Iceberg With This Gentleman

    The Interior Of A Coworker's Truck. Just The Tip Of The Iceberg With This Gentleman

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    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    gotta wonder what's with the car door tho

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Considering the trash, and the rip in the driver's seat, this is someone who doesn't care at all about keeping their vehicle clean & maintained properly.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same guy with the coffee cup and keyboard maybe?

    Laura Monroe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depression can cause this. I know first hand.

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be his car though. He can keep it how he wants. Mind your business. Stop posting other peoples private places online you judgmental dope.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My thoughts exactly if it's his personal vehicle then stop shaming him it's nobody's business

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    Poultry Geist
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy that sewed trash onto a blanket so he could leave tools in his car and cover them with his trash blanket. His tools never got stolen

    Katie Brown
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A few weeks ago, everyone on my street got theirs cars broken into, and the naighbor had his truck stolen. My car was left untouched. The Inside usually looks something like this. Nobody wants to go through your trash. It's good for hiding stuff too. And you're always last resort if someone needs a ride.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like the interior of my car because I’m too lazy to haul my rubbish all the way up the hill to my dustbin.

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    #48

    Office Mates Chair

    Office Mates Chair

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    Ellie J
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please clean your crotch you detty pig

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Look at the rest of the chair. It’s grimy except where his body was. This guy must be covered in whatever this filth is.

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    Francis Phasebouk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your coworker needs antibiotics to cure their gonorrhea and some tide to wash their underwear

    David Butler
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm...someone take his computer and lotion away...like NOW.

    Holly Bee
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoping it's just something they spilled 🙄

    Becca Hauck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing that's where the crumbs dropped. Clearly the chair held up to a decade or more of usage. I need to get me one of those chairs.

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably food residue from eating in the chair all the time.

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    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm. Time for HR to intervene.

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    #49

    My Coworker Needs Her Office Grocery Privileges Taken Away

    My Coworker Needs Her Office Grocery Privileges Taken Away

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she keeps buying butter without checking the fridge first to make sure that they actually need butter. My husband once discovered that I do this with peas. I didn't even know I had an obsession with peas, but there you go.

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    Esco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She had good intentions butter common sense was long gone.

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my last job, there were two refrigerators in the lunch room. There was a strict schedule - on the last Friday of each month, at 3 p.m., someone from HR would clean them out. An email was sent out at 2:45, reminding everyone. Then at 3, everything went in the trash, and I mean everything. It never took new hires too long to figure out that they'd better take their stuff with them on that Friday each month! And if Friday was a holiday, the clean-out happened the day before.

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is there so much butter? (And fake butter?!)

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hahaha this is me at work. We keep having little hot dog bbqs so I keep buying ketchup and mustard. We now have 292 ketchup bottles and 113 mustards.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Does she butter her butter sandwich with butter spray & fake butter?

    B_ Mock
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Butter, butter everywhere

    karenfrystak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it “corn on the cob” day at the office? Haha

    karenfrystak
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Was there some special meeting re butter/margarine products? Lol

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    #50

    The Way My Coworker Eats Sushi

    The Way My Coworker Eats Sushi

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    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wondered what working at a zoo is like.

    Alias Delfs
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As well as I here we see the feeding habit moronices imicilicus

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    The Q
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there a wrong way to eat your food? Mind your own business.

    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. Please no. Please tell me this is a joke. THIS IS NOT HOW YOU EAT SUSHI. YOU ARE DISRESPECTING THE PEOPLE THAT MADE THE SUSHI, AND THE SUSHI ITSELF

    Kat Lyle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me what you think it looks like 2 seconds after popping it in your mouth?

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    Kusotare
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a style of sushi called "bara sushi" that translates to "scattered sushi". It looks a lot like this. Basically it's the ingredients of sushi mixed in with the shari.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually did this once with 3 pieces of leftover sushi and some extra rice, tempura, and bits of other dishes mixed together with a little soy sauce and wasabi. It was good :) not how I’d normally eat sushi, but definitely not something I’d shame others for doing (unless they were at a sushi restaurant)

    Janet Graham
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To eat his/her own. I don't eat sushi, but if the little rolls fall apart, eating them with a spoon would work.

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    #51

    My Coworker Likes To Wander Into My Office For Private Calls Because It's Quieter In Here. Lucky Me

    My Coworker Likes To Wander Into My Office For Private Calls Because It's Quieter In Here. Lucky Me

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    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. I'd have my Bluetooth speaker ready, and playing AC/DC or Disturbed every time she walked in.

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    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Strong Dolores Umbridge vibe.

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Start having a very loud conversation with her every time she walks in...

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, NO. That wouldn't happen more than once if it were my office. Take your "private" calls outside.

    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nonsense she just likes to see you brah :)

    Proto LX
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like she can see his reflection, staring directly into the camera.

    #52

    Today Is My Birthday. My Coworker Did This To My Cake

    Today Is My Birthday. My Coworker Did This To My Cake

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about you eat all their cake on their birthday :)))

    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, happy birthday i guess

    'Tammy Chapman'
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like its covered in pop its lol

    Proto LX
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did someone pull a American Pie and fudged it?

    #53

    Coworker Got Stabbed (She's Fine)

    Coworker Got Stabbed (She's Fine)

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    Tired_Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is this? If it's somewhere that uses needles, there should definitely be a sharps container.

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    ArodTheHorrible
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTF are they doing throwing needles away in the regular trash anyway?

    Cat-Servant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unfortunately some diabetics don't think about where they are before discarding an insulin syringe. Neither do some drug users.i work outpatient healthcare. Depending on what they have scheduled some patients may be there all day. We have signs up asking patients to request help from staff to discard their used syringes.

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    #54

    So I Asked My Coworker To Fill The Sink With Water

    So I Asked My Coworker To Fill The Sink With Water

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    Kay
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ok this is just funny tho

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't specify a particular source...

    Deno
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/maliciouscompliance

    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have KILLED my coworker LOL leaving a sinkfull of dishes overnight for me to wash was bad enough but THIS?

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    #55

    Found In The Break Room At Work. How Can You Be This Lazy?

    Found In The Break Room At Work. How Can You Be This Lazy?

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    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they at least did better than the post up ahead lol

    #56

    My Passive Aggressive Coworker Saw Me Shut A Slightly Open Drawer On My Way To The Bathroom. Came Back Out To This

    My Passive Aggressive Coworker Saw Me Shut A Slightly Open Drawer On My Way To The Bathroom. Came Back Out To This

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    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Psychopath, keep your distance man.

    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just being juvenile. I'd go to them and let them know they forgot microwave, refrigerator and under counter cabinets.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Clearly he/she doesn't have enough work to do

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take off the doors, then. Or glue them shut.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure that's not a poltergeist situation there? 😂

    Cat-Servant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Workman's comp case waiting to happen. Getting cats teaches you to close everything. Unfortunately that usually doesn't happen at work.

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    #57

    This Knife Blade Was 15 Days Old. Still Factory Sharp, When I Handed It To A Coworker Who Wanted To Borrow My Pliers. He Had It For 15 Mins

    This Knife Blade Was 15 Days Old. Still Factory Sharp, When I Handed It To A Coworker Who Wanted To Borrow My Pliers. He Had It For 15 Mins

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    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had the same experience with my Leatherman. I feel you.

    Alizabeth Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It has a 25 year warranty. Send it back and get a new one

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Coworkers like this have taught me how to say "No."

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When this happens at my work, they are compelled to replace it, then never allowed to borrow another tool.

    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once bought a really nice small pairing knife for the kitchen and my then roommate chose the use that to tighten a philips screw. It didn't work, even after the tip broke off and flew across the room.

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you briefly FANTASIZED about using it on him.( Harmless fantasy can release stress ,so don't ban me again)

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    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people just don't take care of objects

    James Heinle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother gets pissed when I won't let him use my knives. I always have to remind him that knives are for cutring, screw drivers are for driving screws. Every tool has a specific purpose. He'll get attitude about it and I'll hand him a hammer to use for his screw.

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    make them pay for it. I never lend my stuff after many incidents

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    #58

    People Who Leave The Sink Like This At Work

    People Who Leave The Sink Like This At Work

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont understand how some people manage to do the dishes without complaining 🗿 When I do it , One piece of food touches me and Blahrg! I'll puke ...

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management is going to be upset when a plumber has to be called to unplug the drain.

    Upstaged75
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom does this. She eventually comes back and cleans it up, but she will leave the sink filled with food scraps for hours. I don't understand why it's so hard to just rinse down when you dump it!!!

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    #59

    A Coworker Forgot To Put The Waste Bin Back. I Found This 6 Hours Later

    A Coworker Forgot To Put The Waste Bin Back. I Found This 6 Hours Later

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    Phonax
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't get how people can be so stupid

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometime s it happens 🤷‍♀️

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well no one was able to tell it wasn't there. This wasn't people being pigs, they thought there was a can in the cabinet.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, you can tell, if you take a second to look. And even if you don't see it, you can hear a difference when you drop it in. But I can understand not opening it up and fishing out your garbage. Especially if other nasty garbage is in there. And coworker probably got asked to jump in somewhere and help out, and got really busy, causing them to forget the bin. As a food-service worker, it's annoying, for sure. But it's also, unlike a lot of other behaviors we see, mostly understandable. It's just one of those things that happens sometimes.

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think FORGOT is the keyword here

    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you forget?? where is the can then??

    Cat-Servant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Interupted in mid task by someone. Stopped to help them. Forgot what you had going on before you were interrupted.

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    rw55066
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a fast food place. Do you honestly expect customers to do any different?

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    #60

    My Coworker Let's His Dishes Soak In The Bathroom Sink

    My Coworker Let's His Dishes Soak In The Bathroom Sink

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    Smellsliketeenspirit
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see that sponge. He washes them there too?

    J. Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There might not be a kitchen. Personally I took my dishes home.

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    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!! I'm a supervisor for a janitorial company inside a warehouse and had a lady complain that we threw away her expensive toothbrush that she left in the restroom... Why would you leave an expensive toothbrush in a public restroom and expect it to still be there or untouched??

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t see the problem. Just remove them. Don’t be particularly careful how you do it.

    #61

    Someone At Work Always Flips The Toilet-Role This Way. I Flip It Back Several Times A Day, But He Doesn't Give Up

    Someone At Work Always Flips The Toilet-Role This Way. I Flip It Back Several Times A Day, But He Doesn't Give Up

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    Lee Macro
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When it comes to toilet roll.....beards are good, mullets are bad

    EzzyStu
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you have a cat that likes to unwind it. Then you want it to be as pictured because it is more difficult for the cat to unwind.

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually touching the wall. So gross...

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest, I couldn't care if it's hanging from the ceiling, be grateful there's actually some in the cubicle.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes, the Great Toilet Paper Flap Debate!

    Kharyss
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never understood why people don’t hang it with the tail at the back. If you tear off sheets one handed you can use your fingers as a brake. The other way is much harder and you end up having to wind it back on to the roll. Plus it’s harder for pets to unwind the whole roll.

    Victor Trejo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People hate it that way because that's what the internet told them to do.

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    J. Normal
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our hospital hangs it like this, I don't trust them.

    Saxophone
    Community Member
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the f**k does it matter so much?? Why are so many people arguing over this dumb s**t?

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is more of an unmoveable object vs an unstopable force. It will not end well

    Panda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet they say the same for you 😉

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    #63

    When My Coworkers Do This

    When My Coworkers Do This

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    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jerk scooped out all the caramel!!

    Indy
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guilty of this with Oreo ice cream. Random chunks are missing because I dug out the big oreo chunks

    Anikulapo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way I’m sharing an ice cream tub with colleagues, for hygiene reasons.

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That company is saving money on toppings by not mixing them in thoroughly.

    #64

    When Your Coworkers May Have Actually Been Born In A Barn

    When Your Coworkers May Have Actually Been Born In A Barn

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    PandaGoPanda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this caption on the wrong photo or does "born in a barn" mean something different in American English? In Britain it means someone left the door wide open.

    Jay Metzner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In American English, "born in a barn" it means like someone lacks manners or social know-how. I.E. implying they are an animal.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working in auto parts, I can't tell you how many times we would sell hoses in zip lock bags and they'd come back with the bag ripped to shreds with the zip lock untouched.

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've seen this too. I need them now! Like 3 seconds to rip open vs 5 seconds to open properly.

    Cat-Servant
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this with boxes of gloves because the gloves were placed in the box in such a manor you could not get them out the top openning. In my case the top would be opened first. Discover the gloves are somehow packed so you cannot get an individual glove through the opening so you have to make it larger or open the side. I come across about 1 box a year that way. In case you are wondering we probably go through 5 boxes a day.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG this drives me INSANE!!! My ex couldn't use the "Open Here" to save his life!! I learned to open every package right as I got home from grocery shopping to avoid his rampage package opening.

    River Daski
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH i HATED this so MUCH dafsj;lkfdjklhsfadhjsk l

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your coworkers are definitely Racoons.

    #65

    Hope My Meme Helps My Coworkers See How Lazy They Are

    Hope My Meme Helps My Coworkers See How Lazy They Are

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    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perhaps whoever tied the bag should have removed it.

    Adagar
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, the people who added to the trash were not the problem here.

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    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This reminds me of a place I worked, several years ago. The can would get full, & no one would empty it. It was in a food prep area, so it had food scraps & stuff, in addition to the regular trash. It was super heavy, especially when overfilled. And I have a lot of back & joint problems. I couldn't physically lift the bag, to empty the can myself. And there was no other can close enough. So I had no choice but to play Garbage Jenga. And if someone tied the top, sometimes the same thing happened as in this pic. Happened all the damn time. Once, I even marked the trash bag with a permanent marker. It was like 3 days before the góddamn thing was changed. Management didn't even care. We don't know what's in the bottom of this bag, or how heavy it is. Plus, the people using the can might not be able to stop their regular jobs to empty it, like in a warehouse or factory. In that case, maintenance is supposed to empty it. But if they don't, & no other cans are close, this happens.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It IS laziness on someone's part. Possibly several someones. Just, not necessarily the someones who threw the trash on top. Possibly, at least some of them. But not necessarily.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laziness, disrespect for others and the place of work, stupidity....

    Amigo Super
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did it work or did people just laugh at themselves and carry on?

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nobody said it was a garbage bag. I see tons of recycling bins that look like that.

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    #66

    When Coworker Forgets To Deal With Pizza Dough He Made

    When Coworker Forgets To Deal With Pizza Dough He Made

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    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tell me where this is so I know not to go there.

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    #67

    Some Of My Coworkers Will Just Take Stuff From The Middle Of A Pallet While Stocking

    Some Of My Coworkers Will Just Take Stuff From The Middle Of A Pallet While Stocking

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    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite common when stocking. A customer comes in and asks for an item that is out of stock on the shelf. Who is going to unload the whole pallet? You grab the item to please the customer. Problem solved.

    Sven Grammersdorf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. Worked at Kroger for 13 years and this is a common and normal thing.

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    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would give you an down vote for not understanding how stocking is done. But here on bored panda, if you get too many down votes, you get banned. Which, in my opinion is a stupid way of running things. So I will just tell you to read my comment posted elsewhere and have a great day!

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    #68

    I Worked 14 And A Half Hours Yesterday This Is What I Walked Into Today At 8:30. Any Other Dish Washer Would Be Pissed

    I Worked 14 And A Half Hours Yesterday This Is What I Walked Into Today At 8:30. Any Other Dish Washer Would Be Pissed

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    Yoyo
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You kinda sound pissed?

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As well they should be. You never close leaving behind a mess!!

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    Ray Ceeya (RayCeeYa)
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a health code violation. No dirty dishes overnight. They attract vermin.

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one wants to help the dishwasher.

    Jen&Tonic
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does management let this fly?

    Fintch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Management is gone already for hours, when the dishwasher end his/her shift.

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    Alex Foster
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tbh- not every other dishwasher. Specifically I worked at a catering company so I was often only caught up with backlog by the weekend. (We did a boatload of weddings all weekend, and then I got to spend the rest of the week cleaning up the moldy dishes since the chefs had no appreciation for how gross that is and what a difference it makes if you empty the dish properly)

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    #69

    Every Morning This Is Sitting In The Sink At Work

    Every Morning This Is Sitting In The Sink At Work

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    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's an empty yogurt container that someone ran water into for some weird reason

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    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they run water in a disposable container and then leave it in the sink?

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    learn who it is... return it to them, on their desk.

    Ashley Bonner
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are they saving the containers?! I'm confused.

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    #70

    My Coworkers Have Left Three Sharp Knives Blade Up In The Cutlery Basket Under The Sink

    My Coworkers Have Left Three Sharp Knives Blade Up In The Cutlery Basket Under The Sink

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    Mad McQueen
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband will do that at home when he does the dishes. I get poked a lot. I have told him not to. Recently I'll put all the cutlery away but leave the stabbies there for him to get poked. It's slowly working.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Mad McQueen!!! This made me laugh too hard. Please keep us posted on your hubby experiment results!!

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    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Workman's comp claim coming right up!

    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife was notorious for the same, so many finger stabbings. Damn clever I gotta admit. :)

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    If you're lazy enough to reach for silverware w/o looking, you deserve to get stabbed.

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    #71

    I Saw Steve Wozniak Speak And Asked A Coworker To Take My Picture In Front Of Him. The Dude Couldn't Even Focus

    I Saw Steve Wozniak Speak And Asked A Coworker To Take My Picture In Front Of Him. The Dude Couldn't Even Focus

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    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, from what I can tell, you are very pretty

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Great & Wonderful Woz! Even blurred I can see him.

    Amigo Super
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well we can't all be good at photography

    #72

    Coworkers Always Leave A Few Seconds On The Microwave Timer When They Take Their Food Out

    Coworkers Always Leave A Few Seconds On The Microwave Timer When They Take Their Food Out

    pancakegravy Report

    Yettichild
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a pet peeve of mine. I have no idea why it makes me so angry, but it does.

    lightbulb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same. I know some people who also leave the microwave door open too to annoy me. I make sure to slam the door as loud as I can to annoy them right back.

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    James Heinle
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are pretending that they're defusing a bomb.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom used to do this. Drove me nuts. Hubby does it occasionally. But I've mellowed with age, and now I just laugh and say, "Oh, is it :08 seconds o'clock already?" 😂

    ShadowStalker36
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah, this is literally every day at work for me, it's worse when they leave LITERALLY A SINGLE SECOND, and it goes off when i try to just mash the "add 30 seconds" button

    Lorna Anne Skinner Emmons
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do make microwaves not that restart at zero everytime the door is opened. We just got new ones in the break room at work

    Sharon A. Kaufmann
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops. I do that to myself all the time. Then I wonder why the correct time isn't showing. 😔

    Jo Davies
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is this not higher up?!

    tweeve
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have co workers who do this...How hard is it to hit stop/clear when you get your food early.

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    #73

    My Coworker Brought Ingredients For Raw Meat Sandwiches

    My Coworker Brought Ingredients For Raw Meat Sandwiches

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    Jihana
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someone who has been to Germany. Mettbrötchen is a German staple.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw ground beef dishes prepared properly are scarily delicious. I didn’t think I’d like it at all and was pretty grossed out until I tried it!

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    Rachel Connot
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Raw meat sandwiches are amazing. It has to be a certain kind of ground beef, though. You can't just buy it w***y nilly at any store. We call it goon burger where we're from.

    MrsWelton
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Wisconsin, we buy ground round for this.

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    Tara Dawn
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m intrigued. Does anyone know what’s in the stacked containers w/liquid and plastic fork hanging out? I promise i’m not usually this dumb…

    MrsWelton
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pickled herring, perhaps. Edit: definitely looks like pickled herring to me. Another holiday favorite in Wisconsin.

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    Joshua Moon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cannibal sandwich. Common in Wisconsin

    Maria
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew a guy who’s entire family preferred meat raw. His mom complained that they’d pick it out of the pan whenever she tried to cook it. They must all have hella tapeworms.

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    #74

    I'm Glad My Coworkers Wear Masks With Zero Complaints, But C'mon, At Least Dispose Of Them Properly

    I'm Glad My Coworkers Wear Masks With Zero Complaints, But C'mon, At Least Dispose Of Them Properly

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    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this same ash tray at my warehouse... And this is the exact same reason why it keeps catching fire every other day.

    Lawrencium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm just impressed you got your coworkers to wear masks WITHOUT complaining!

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My son came across 2 places that had an employee collecting masks of people leaving to reuse. Yes, reuse. They openly admitted that's what they were doing. One was even a hospital. He threw his on the ground stepped on it and twisted his foot thereby ripping the mask to shreds. Handed it to them and told them to reuse that one. Check the box of masks most places hand out, says right on the box, NOT FOR MEDICAL USE or some similar statement. Meaning they're dust masks.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is fúcking dísgusting. Covid aside, who the héll would want to wear a mask that a virtual, or even complete, stranger-or even a co-worker for that matter-had on their face all day! Even if the WERE washable-I'll take mine home and wash it myself, thanks very much!!

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    Wintermute
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's that you say? People who smoke don't have a vested interest in the health of their lungs? I'm astounded!

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    #75

    How A Coworker Left His Place While In Home Office

    How A Coworker Left His Place While In Home Office

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    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hand grime buildup, lots of hand grease and sweat. He's not been cleaning his squeak. Ew.

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    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand what other people are doing that their hands are so filthy. I'm never shaking anyone's hand ever again.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is sebum and sweat, not dirt. Clean hands will produce this effect too if they don't clean the mouse. It's not an issue of filthy hands, it's not cleaning skin oils off the mouse.

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    #76

    How My Coworker Named The July Folder

    How My Coworker Named The July Folder

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    #77

    After Telling My Coworker How Much I Enjoy The Oddlysatisfying Subreddit. She Started Doing This. Every. Day

    After Telling My Coworker How Much I Enjoy The Oddlysatisfying Subreddit. She Started Doing This. Every. Day

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    Ria C.
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds sweet actually.

    ʕ º ᴥ ºʔ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    there's one imposter amongst them, have another look at the spoons

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    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Third row up, third one in from the right...

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is actually really awesome and oddlysatisfying.

    Kira Okah
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Until you notice the poking up fork in the middle

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    Pixie
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's so beautiful! Until you see the fork, but even then it's still quite beautiful ❤️

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    #78

    This Is My Coworker's Phone

    This Is My Coworker's Phone

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    Michele Viney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How much make-up are they wearing!

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is she covering her ear with makeup??? Or do you work at a clowning company??

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does stuff like this happen? That looks like straight up dried mud, did they answer the phone with mud on their ear and then not clean it?

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone wears a sh*t ton of makeup and powder, ugh.

    DC
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I inherited such a desk phone recently. Sagrotaned it a few times, but still, everything sounds kinda dirty through it...

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My stomach churned a little looking at this. DISGUSTING!!

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    #79

    My Colleague Hasn’t Removed The Plastic From The Keyboard For Years

    My Colleague Hasn’t Removed The Plastic From The Keyboard For Years

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    Official_Blink
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same with my dad... He never lets me remove it too..

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when people do this. It looks so gross and tacky as soon as the plastic starts peeling. Unless you’re worried about the resale value - peel it off!

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    Steve Kenney
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, you ever see some people's keyboards. They're a mess. At least this keeps the mess off.

    #80

    My 40-Year-Old Coworker Gave A Presentation. This Was His Set Up

    My 40-Year-Old Coworker Gave A Presentation. This Was His Set Up

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    Pepper Sergent
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 40 years old and this is a certified monstrosity. Age has nothing to do with it.

    Irish Lad
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, it isn't an age thing. I'm 73 and can do a hella job better.

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    D Maisenh
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is the age relevant? Do they have something against Millennials? Do the realize that the oldest millennial is 40?

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I could do a better job with a box of crayons & pad of paper.

    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm 52 and the most technically fluent person in my entire office. FYI the people who invented the internet are now 50-60 years old and they wrote the whole stack. But yeah this dude is lame sauce.

    Dav Carro-Ripalda
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is windows XP for god's sake. Bring that man into XXI century, please!

    Stan Chung
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm past 50 and age has nothing to do with it. Likely he plugged into a lower res TV from a higher res monitor that caused everything to be oversized.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The issue is not the display, is the 7 search bars this person is rocking lol.

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    #81

    M&M's On Counter At Work. My Diabetic Coworker, Who Cannot Have Any, Thinks I'm The Devil

    M&M's On Counter At Work. My Diabetic Coworker, Who Cannot Have Any, Thinks I'm The Devil

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    charli
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    your diabetic coworker can have them. they'd just have to bolus (unless there's others reasons why). but i hate when people say that diabetics can't eat sugar/guilt them into thinking they're eating bad because my mum does it to me

    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. I tell people the same thing. I can eat "anything" I want (to an extent of course). As long as I monitor my glucose level and regimen my insulin accordingly, I'll be fine. I know my limits, my body, and what I can and cannot eat, I don't need some yahoo who's NOT my doc telling me.

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    JefeJeff
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd think itz cuz of the ONE yellow in the gray section, not anything to do with blood sugar levels

    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, but are we going to talk about that one yellow m&m in the gray bag?

    Alex Smith
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't have gluten but I don't make anyone feel bad when they bring donuts in. I am a grown adult who can figure out my own diet.

    Eva Bryson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't anyone going to ask how the yellow and gray are exactly in one half of the bag?

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, to be fair, you DID put a single yellow M&M at the bottom of the grey ones.

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Diabetes is not like a food allergy. Diabetics can eat what they desire, so long as they monitor glucose levels and have insulin if needed. No drama required.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But there need to be a solitary grey one in the yellows too

    Julian Hall
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wait, where did the light blue ones come from?

    Jeweled Dragon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can be custom ordered or bought from an M&Ms store

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    #82

    Asked A Coworker To Call The Cops While I Deescalated A Situation And To Have Them Not Run When They See Me Talking On The Phone. His Response

    Asked A Coworker To Call The Cops While I Deescalated A Situation And To Have Them Not Run When They See Me Talking On The Phone. His Response

    SakuraCherryCat Report

    lightbulb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously he wasn't "very busy now" since he took the time to respond.

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    #83

    May I Present: My Coworkers

    May I Present: My Coworkers

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    over it already
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Discarded cigarette butts all around the waste receptacle specifically designed for cigarette butts.

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    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This disgusts me and I'm a smoker. If there isn't a place to dispose of the butt properly, I make sure it's extinguished and put the butt back in the pack to throw it away at home.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I liked at my old job was a sign saying, Ash can your butts before we have to can your ashes!

    chuck.dont.surf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have done this before, but only when the receptacle is full or people have crammed the neck with trash. The one at my job got full all the way to the top and no one emptied it for weeks. I started taking breaks in my car instead.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most smokers I've met are the most inconsiderate, self centered, self entitled people I've ever met.

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    #84

    The Cable Of My Colleague's Phone At Work

    The Cable Of My Colleague's Phone At Work

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a pet peeve of mine. Straighten out the damn cord, please?

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How would you even lift the phone to your ear when the cord is this gnarly?

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    Kookamunga
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will unwind a co-workers phone without hesitation. Just unplug it and let it unfurl. They are thankful.

    Jane Doe
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    all the time. I don’t care. half the time, they only left it like that because they didn’t know the trick

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    another reason why I love my cordless headset.

    Who Panda 420
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they even get the receiver to their ear

    #85

    My Coworker Dropped A Pallet Of Eggs, And I Got Assigned To Go Trough Every Single Egg Box And Inspect Every Single Egg To Ensure They're Not Broken

    My Coworker Dropped A Pallet Of Eggs, And I Got Assigned To Go Trough Every Single Egg Box And Inspect Every Single Egg To Ensure They're Not Broken

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    Melissa Peck
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The coworker who dropped them should be doing the sorting.

    Gary D
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work in front of a computer all day and TBH that sounds kinda soothing...for a little while, at least.

    Joybug
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. As long as I'm paid to do it, I see no problem.

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    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perp wouldn't inspect close enough to minimize the loss.

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    #86

    Coworkers Not Collapsing Their Cardboard Before Putting It In The Bin

    Coworkers Not Collapsing Their Cardboard Before Putting It In The Bin

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    Stephanie A Mutti
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The point of breaking down boxes is to punch the s&&& out of them and get your aggression out. Its truly liberating. Folks who just toss boxes into the trash whole are missing out.

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I like to jump up and down on them until they’re completely crushed :D I even take cardboard out from other departments just to get the anger out

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    Bookworm
    Community Member
    Premium
    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is one the things that drives me nuts at work. My coworkers can't seem to grasp the idea that it doesn't matter how many pieces you rip the cardboard into if you haven't actually made it flat.

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    #87

    My Coworker Always Leaves The Last Bit In The Bottle And Puts Them In A Corner

    My Coworker Always Leaves The Last Bit In The Bottle And Puts Them In A Corner

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    Candy_Sneke!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should pour them all into a couple bottles until they're full, then give them to your coworker

    Amigo Super
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How I avoided type 2 diabetes with ONE trick!!!

    Jodie Johnson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hoarder, imaging what their residence looks like.

    #88

    I've Had This Rubber Band Ball For 6 Years, Carefully Preserving Its Shape By Removing One Band At A Time. I Let A Colleague Borrow It For One Day, And She Destroyed It

    I've Had This Rubber Band Ball For 6 Years, Carefully Preserving Its Shape By Removing One Band At A Time. I Let A Colleague Borrow It For One Day, And She Destroyed It

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    Wynter wolf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO NO NO N O NO OOOOOOOO whyyyyyy

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You should see mine. It weighs 28 pounds. By boss wanted to drop it off the roof of the building (6 stories) I asked him if he was crazy? Even though we had determined that regardless of weight, first bounce would return it to head level of the 4th floor and after 8 bounces you could basically walk up and catch it. what he didn't consider until I pointed it out was that if it were to hit the curb and take of laterally a passing car could be it's target. We didn't drop it

    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guys in stores below our office wondered what the noise was. We had a band ball and bounced it to whomever needed an elastic band

    Hodor! Hodor?
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    & now it's shaped like the Millennium Falcon

    Martina Moreau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would irritate the F out of me.

    #89

    My Coworker Just Zip-Tied My Pliers While I Was Gone For A Minute. Ugh

    My Coworker Just Zip-Tied My Pliers While I Was Gone For A Minute. Ugh

    Gutami Report

    Xottel
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a prank. I can let this one slip.

    Katy McMouse
    Community Member
    Premium
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would, too. I'm guessing they have tools to cut through that quickly, so no harm, no foul.

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    Chase Sisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would have some words to say

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    #90

    I Think My Coworkers Are Trying To Murder Me Looney Tunes Style

    I Think My Coworkers Are Trying To Murder Me Looney Tunes Style

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold up a tiny umbrella. You'll be fine.

    Jods
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sweet n Low. I read a really good book about how it was made.

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    #91

    How A Coworker Decided To Take Some Of My Gum

    How A Coworker Decided To Take Some Of My Gum

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    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is an old photo that often gets put on photo lists about things that are supposed to bother ocd people. I mean you could use this photo and say anything you wanted about it. Claim your coworker/sibling/roomate/dog did it. I don't think this one is true.

    Chase Sisk
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i would be cursing up a storm

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe buy the more appropriate adult 5 piece packs of hubba bubba next time, not a child's gimmick gum.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who are these people that people work with!? omg i am so happy i work from home.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Revenge should involve a bottle of clear hot sauce.

    Izamee isABELLA
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    3 years ago

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    cut of the chewed bit

    #92

    This Is How My Coworkers Throw Away Trash. The Bin Was Totally Empty

    This Is How My Coworkers Throw Away Trash. The Bin Was Totally Empty

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    #93

    Coworkers Lost One Of My Buckyballs

    Coworkers Lost One Of My Buckyballs

    Brucing Report

    Cody
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have some buckyballs, and this would infuriate me.

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ordered some neodymium magnets once. Supplier actually sold some very large ones, large enough that they couldn't ship via air due to interfering with instrumentation (came with a warning to not open the package in a room with any metal or video equipment within 10 feet and to never allow metal to become attached as it would then be unremovable without mechanical assistance. I asked him how the post office deals with such an item as I could envision the box going through and becoming stuck to the conveyor? He thought for a few seconds, laughed and said he'd never thought about it but hadn't received any complaints form the postal service.

    GPZ
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    216 buckeyballs in cube, 216 buckeyballs and if one of those buckyballs should fall, 215 buckeyballs in a (nearly) cube; 215 buckeyballs in cube, 215 buckeyballs and if one of those buckyballs should fall, 214 buckeyballs in a (slightly less nearly) cube

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    #94

    How A Coworker Took Half Of The Last Doughnut At My Friend's Office

    How A Coworker Took Half Of The Last Doughnut At My Friend's Office

    EvenG Report

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that’s so entitled. I almost feel sorry for people who think like this because they end up being the most hated person at the office - being this person is it’s own punishment haha

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    #95

    Coworker Got Mad Working In The Soup Aisle So They Just Left Their Stuff And Clocked Out

    Coworker Got Mad Working In The Soup Aisle So They Just Left Their Stuff And Clocked Out

    jtobrien9901 Report

    Memere
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They probably had their fill of people stopping them to ask questions, for help finding something, or running into them with their carts. Customers can be jerks. I've seen this happen a lot & can't say I blame them for walking out!

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There!! Fixed your down vote. Coworker shouldn't have done that but customers can definitely be a handful. Some don't care if you look busy and feel entitled to your full attention.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hopefully that was their LAST clock-out

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm gonna assume that they never clocked back in.

    #96

    I Know My Coworkers Were Thirsty But Isn’t This A Bit Too Much?

    I Know My Coworkers Were Thirsty But Isn’t This A Bit Too Much?

    DankJayy Report

    shodokai
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oops, you've got a clean spot on the floor... Gonna have to do the whole thing now...

    Fintch
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least, it was just water.

    ADHD McChick
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't know why you're getting downvoted. Spills suck. But you're absolutely right. Water is MUCH easier to clean up than sticky soda, smelly beer, or red wine that leaves a huge stain.

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    #97

    I Left My Coffee Unattended At The Work Bench For A Half Hour And When I Came Back A Coworker Had Taken My Free Coffee Sticker

    I Left My Coffee Unattended At The Work Bench For A Half Hour And When I Came Back A Coworker Had Taken My Free Coffee Sticker

    wasted_muscle Report

    Tuna Fish
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As mama said, If you didn't put it there, don't touch it.

    Ka Se
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's theft. A minor one but still theft.

    Sander
    Community Member
    3 years ago

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    Your own fault.

    Monika Rhodes
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about people stop touching what's not theirs?

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    #98

    My Coworker's Idea Of Stacking Dishes Almost Gave Me An Aneurysm

    My Coworker's Idea Of Stacking Dishes Almost Gave Me An Aneurysm

    duidro Report

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kills me when my bf does the dishes. Who leaves cups and bowls upright on the dish rack?? I keep having to explain to him that it defeats the purpose of leaving them to dry if the water pools inside the dishes.

    Adrienne Mcginley
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely done by a professional Jenga player.

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    #99

    My Coworker Parks In The Same Spot Like This Everyday

    My Coworker Parks In The Same Spot Like This Everyday

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    over it already
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is arguably irritating, but at least they found a place to do this without taking up 2 spaces. 🤷

    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's illegal, partially because a lot of times the striped areas are supposed to be for emergency vehicle use.

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    shodokai
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Park. Right. Next to them. In the spot as intended.

    Gary D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ooh, apparently they're super special y'all

    Uber Mensch
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Might be time to meet Mr. Towtruck.

    ShadowStalker36
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have them towed, they're illegally parked

    #100

    My Coworker Never Winds The Cord

    My Coworker Never Winds The Cord

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    Lorna Anne Skinner Emmons
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe no one ever taught them and they don't think about it. It's always best to start at the side of cord closest to the vacuum because that way the kinks fall out the tail

    Gary D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    G/F just leaves it where she was when she got bored, plugged in even. Is your person single, cuase this would be an improvement, for me. :)

    Somewhat-Guilty
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry Gary, but how have you managed not to strangle her with that cord for this long???

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    #101

    We Give Stickers At My Job For Your ID, If You Passed The Temperature Check. My Coworker Had To Cut The Stickers And Did This. Guess Who Has To Cut New Stickers?

    We Give Stickers At My Job For Your ID, If You Passed The Temperature Check. My Coworker Had To Cut The Stickers And Did This. Guess Who Has To Cut New Stickers?

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    lightbulb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was done on purpose. Nobody is that incompetent.

    Lawrencium
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd be inclined to agree with you, but I have worked with some pretty darn incompetent people over the years!

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Were they stacked up somehow, so that she couldn't tell they weren't aligned?

    Memere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Possibly, but it still looks malicious to me.

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    Stephanie Paich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They just don't want to be assigned to that job anymore

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    #102

    Seems Like My Coworkers Think Everyone Needs His Own Roll

    Seems Like My Coworkers Think Everyone Needs His Own Roll

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    Jess-a-men
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my coworkers used to do that... they'd write their name on top of the roll and nobody else was allowed to touch their roll.

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    #103

    While I Was Away From My Desk, One Of My Coworkers Scrambled My Cubes And Left Me A Nice Little Drawing

    While I Was Away From My Desk, One Of My Coworkers Scrambled My Cubes And Left Me A Nice Little Drawing

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    Yoyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do I have the feeling you're the d**k here??

    DC
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I left such a drawing when I helped a friend move. Her Parents in Law or something, they were called - you wouldn't even wanna know them. Oh so smart ... when he got to know I'm an engineer, in vehicle development, and wouldn't stop to reveal all the greatness of Jaguar's E-Type. As if I wouldn't know ... "Most engines back then had one camshaft, but, oh those crazy Brits, haha, this one's got two!" - Oh my. I didn't know this was possible.......

    #104

    My Coworker's Lunch Plate

    My Coworker's Lunch Plate

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    lightbulb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your coworker is an animal.

    Irish Lad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It goes with the wonderful chair too!

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LMAO!!! Didn't even notice that until I saw your post.

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    Gary D
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't know microbes exist, at all.

    #105

    When My Idiot Coworkers Can't Punch A 50+ Page Document Correctly And I Have To Put It Into A Folder

    When My Idiot Coworkers Can't Punch A 50+ Page Document Correctly And I Have To Put It Into A Folder

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    #106

    I Told My Coworker We Could Be Stacking Packages More Efficiently. She Keeps Doing This Because My Way Is Too Hard For Her

    I Told My Coworker We Could Be Stacking Packages More Efficiently. She Keeps Doing This Because My Way Is Too Hard For Her

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    lightbulb
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again someone I'd like to see playing Tetris

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good luck to op he’s working with a lazy b***h!

    Darla Taylor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s what happens when these people aren’t properly trained, supervisors are to blame as well for allowing her to do this.

    Somewhat-Guilty
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is pure stupidity and laziness. Who needs training on how to stack boxes? You learn this as a toddler lol.

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    Izzy Curer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It depends whether space or time is more important to the task

    Eat Dirt Crow
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having worked for the post office I had a job where I had to record all of the returns for a well known tv acne medication company. There were a couple large containers a day (think twin sized bed and frame stood up on end) I started "brick-laying" them in the container after I processed it and they told me not to. IIRC it was something about not worth the time.

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    #107

    The Way My Coworker Organised This

    The Way My Coworker Organised This

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    jimmy koerner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember ROY G BIV doofus red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet

    D
    Community Member
    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT ONE ROW IS WRONG!!!!!!

    Izzy Curer
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think they're square pool noodles...? I'm not sure actually

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    Hadesdaughter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

    Indosidius
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    3 years ago

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    My OCD is acting up for that one single row.....

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    #108

    Coworker's Cutting Reusable Zip Ties

    Coworker's Cutting Reusable Zip Ties

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    rw55066
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has anyone explained to them that they are reusable? Many people are not aware of these.

    Isa Trip
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reusable zip ties exist!!!!? *surprised Pikachu face*

    Lsai Aeon
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never seen a reusable zip tie, maybe they haven't either?

    Abby Harrison
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they make reasonable zip ties? that pretty cool actually

    Seadog
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even if it's not reusable, cut it as close to the lock as possible and in a case like the one pictured, you're still left with a zip tie long enough to use for something else.

    Who Panda 420
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know. It's not like we have a problem with plastics filling up the planet./sarcasm. Makes it worse when people ruin even reusable products

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    #109

    The Email That Led My Coworker To Tell My Manager That I Was Rude And Disrespectful To Her

    The Email That Led My Coworker To Tell My Manager That I Was Rude And Disrespectful To Her

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    Indosidius
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone knows that "kind regards" means "go screw yourself" in office language.

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    #110

    So My Work Colleagues Are Angry Because I Did This

    So My Work Colleagues Are Angry Because I Did This

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    ChimeraBubbles
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monster. I bet they squeeze the toothpaste from the middle as well.

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eh, who cares? This isn't really a big deal. It's not nearly as bad as all the disgusting mess posts.

    Yoyo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of taking the stamps in a row, he/she just took random stamps

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    #111

    Coworker Cut The Cake By Layer

    Coworker Cut The Cake By Layer

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    Official_Blink
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did this once too... I thought different layers have different tastes... Dont judge me , I was 7

    Stephanie Paich
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's their own personal piece, who cares?

    NeonDisco
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If its ur co-worker who's eating it then I don't see how they eat it is anyone's buisness. Its quite common for some people to separate their foods and eat them depending on colours /textures.

    #112

    How My Coworker Uses Up Micropipette Tips

    How My Coworker Uses Up Micropipette Tips

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    Jerry Mathers
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's hoping you don't have any 8 channel pipette

    Jihana
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a chemist I feel your pain

    #113

    How My Coworker Puts His Laptop While He Washes His Hands

    How My Coworker Puts His Laptop While He Washes His Hands

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    Ephemeral Mochi
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why is their laptop in the bathroom with them in the first place?

    Lightning_Thief
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can go one of two ways: crash or splash. Either way it’ll get wrecked

    NeonDisco
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone's been relieving some office tension, sometimes the chicken just needs to be choked.

    Martina Moreau
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is your co worker taking their laptop to the bathroom??

    Darla Taylor
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I use my iPad in the bathroom, what’s the problem?

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