50 Notorious Comebacks That Shut People Down Immediately

This should be higher.

This anonymous person agrees

Sounds like something a werewolf would say...

Gentlemen. You don't give birth. Sit down when abortion is discussed.

Spot on. As a doctor, you are absolutely obliged to treat all patients the same way, regardless of age, gender, occupation, and anything else. If one is unable to do this, they simply aren't doctor material and should not be allowed to graduate.

Reminds me of a time i went on a speed dating: 4/5 dudes straight up told me that they're intimidated with intelligent women. The only one that did not - was a self sufficient, creative, ambitious and overall impressive guy

Who the heck gets in an Uber and asks about their religion? Who?

Doi! Oh man

That is the way to do it!

Wow, that is absolutely disgusting.

It's the same distinction between them being blessed with a fruitful marriage, where immigrants breed like rabbits.

YES!!!!!

People that are condescending about other people's jobs are usually parasites with no job at all.

I like this comeback alot.

He really didn't think that one out.

On point.

She shouldn't have said gender neutral ,if she was gonna make a sexist comment. It's like god can u even read

It's funny how it's always the people with fragile egos accusing others of being snowflakes, when they themselves are visibly half melted in outrage.

The store should not have let them in .....or they took their masks off once inside to show offf. We should be fining this behavior. You can get a fine for music being too loud or disturbing the piece or reckless endangerment. STOP MAKING MASKS POLITICAL

Amen. Speaking from NZ and Australia I just laugh at how retarded the Americans are in this topic. Raped by your insurance companies and begging for more

Was it this one or some other blonde right-wing mouthpiece who later had to admit that she was in a completely different city at the time?

I wonder where she got her sharp tongue from? ;)

This is a famous old case, still worth bringing up occasionally, as many people never questioned the "scamming from poor corporations" line.

And the "orange chicken" add is a nice bonus

Is there such thing as the "right" house to kill people in?

A lot of immigrants work in jobs that others don’t want to do, majority have come for a better life and will take what they can, they have to start their lives all over again and they are not picky like many of us westerners (especially the privileged). They often take the lower paying jobs like trolley collectors, taxi/uber drivers, food delivery drivers and fruit pickers etc. What a lot of people don’t seem to understand is that a lot of these immigrants are well educated but their qualifications mean nothing because of where they are from and studied so they have to do it all over again.

Yeah who wants to go to have a raging know-it-all bigot at a party. No thanks.

Oh damn.

Thanks for the Jewish perspective! I have seen the first one so often, but the second one is a very new perspective. Thanks for the share!

Christianity is not limited to US-style fundamentalists, you know...

If Jesus came today and we didn’t know it was him, and preached in churches, most so called Christians would chase him out.

Taking advantage of children (in any way) is sinful. They were grooming these boys. Disgusting.

New Testament (not Gospels though) also bans homosexuality. But it was written in an ancient Roman Empire, when the most common homosexual behaviour was old rich men grooming teen boys, as written above. Author of said words couldn't have known that there will be time when real homosexual relationships of equal partners, who knows what would he thinks of those? So I think Christians shouldn't be so strict to gay people. After all, there are many places in the Bible that basically say: mind your own bussiness.

12 years of Catholic school, attending Mass every morning during first period, not once did we ever actually read the Bible, though we got tested on memorizing the catechism.

holy...

The first is wrong, since Leviticus is most likely to have been mostly composed during the Babylonian Exile, when Greece was a bunch of city states, battling the Persian Empire, and the Jews in Babylon would have had little to no contact with Greeks. So that explanation cannot stand. Moreover, it says not to sleep with a male (זָכָר) as with a woman, not a boy (terms such as נָעַר). The reasons behind the prohibition are obscure, and run from a prohibition on breaking gender roles (cross-dressing is also prohibited), to prohibition of specific non-Hebrew religious rituals, to the possibility that the text had been changed much later to fit later religious ideas, and actually was either added or even changed from a different prohibition.

Reminds me of the Cyanide and Happiness comic, where the gay couple says "Only God can judge us!" And God's sitting nearby, holding up a "10."

From my atheist but has read the Bible perspective 1. This is accurate about the pedophilia one, and 2. Sodom and Gomorra was about the fact that they literally wanted to rape God and the angel, not the gayness

Aw I'm glad my best friend has supporters and being pan so do I <3

man made bibles they sell on the street ,I was given they one copied most of the bible a little extra added

This showed up in an earlier Bored Panda (just a week or two ago). Nothing in the original post or in the response is true.

I liked the Jewish perspective. I like seeing it in more then one way.

I've seen this post on my tumblr dash before. A true icon.

King David was gay? Sweet. I did not know that! TIL...

I am Jewish and this is so important to me. Like Amy Pattie said, thanks for the share!

ok, this is awesome. <3

This needs to be higher

Dig it!!!

she got... schooled

Trump wouldn’t know what ethics was even if it slapped him in the face.

I mean I am happily married even though we both lost our job in corona and now live in a church community house. Screw the idea of having kids though, they’d have to sleep on the floor of the games room or something, and I wouldn’t want anyone’s life to start out like that.

And she's such a cute little girl too... :(

Ironically, some statistics show violent crime has decreased since "violent" video games becamse more popular/mainstream.

More specifically, first Innocent brown man killed publicly by a police state while his homies could only stand powerlessly and watched.

It's the same boring song that Republicans sing every time. Why invest 50 billion in education when we need that money to buy tanks and develop nuclear bombs? Because obviously having the power to destroy this entire world 5 times isn't enough....