“A Bit Weird, But Okay”: Our Community Shares The Weirdest Compliments They Ever Received (40 Stories)

When will they ever learn? Why do they still believe that a penis makes them superior? I have so many questions.

As a girl (kinda) who swims, I love this one

Women muscles are so hot

I dated a hypoglycemic, intelligent, beautiful, lady when I was younger, and I fucucked up a beautiful thing. To this day, I hope she's happy, has what she deserves, because she's a frigging beautiful soul ..... Mary F, if you ever see this or it gets back to you, stay awesome.

Hazzah for swimmer girls!

Did you tell that person off? What a horrible and misogynist thing to say about girls in general. Pretty girls don't all act like that and it's also gross of them to try to single you out as an "exceptional girl". It's not a compliment. Uplifting someone just to bring others down is so gross.

That's that negging bullsh*t.

Just another loser negger. They can't get girls the normal way.

"You're definitely not my type but I'd still be willing to sleep with you." Yeah, I didn't ask or want know this, but thanks I guess.

My dad and sister got into a heated argument today over whether Julia Roberts' face is beautiful because of her symmetry or because of her flaws make her more beautiful. Sister wasn't buying the magic of flawed beauty.

Aww this is a really wholesome one

People who can see auras are amazing. I've had people stop me and tell me this as well.

Same thing happened to me but at a CVS. Lol

Good one! Let it shine - Let it shine

i got this one too. smiled, then, when alone, burst into gales of laughter.

Oh ok. She was just head hunting.

"Are you a stripper?" "No." "Do you want to be?" lol

That is a really unqualified compliment

And you thought the basketball jokes were bad.

Walmart, you said? I believe you

I have to laugh at this but from an "I've lived it" point of view. I have rosacea as well. Then I had eye eczema which made me look like I was wearing eye shadow. I used to get so many comments on my minimalistic "makeup" I gave up trying to explain is a derm issue and not makeup and would just accept the compliment.

I hope you’re a little less self conscious now.

I have rosacea. I used to work in a fridge and people would look at me and go "wow, you must be REALLY cold, your nose is so red!" Nope, it looks like that all the time, but yeah I'm definitely cold in this 35 degree room.

so basically she was sayin, "you still cute tho"

Once told a girl I liked her eye shadow.....it was a rash...

That's just some racist jerk. They're literally saying that black people are ugly, and that you are pretty in spite of being black. What a horrible person.

As a black girl please stop holding us to beauty standards! Just because we are black doesn't mean we are not as pretty! This comment makes no sense and is rude. If you want to compliment us then compliment us. Don't say the above comment. Please.

That's f----d up! That's the same as saying "you're pretty smart for a girl"

If you tell me who it is I’ll beat them up and get away with it

i actually think black girls are super pretty no matter what

I studied ancient Greek when I went to uni. They had this phrase: "cow eyed Hera" . It was supposed to describe how she had the most amazing eyes, the apex of beauty. And to be fair if you've ever looked at a cow properly, they DO have beautiful eyes with fantastic eyelashes :)

Lol odd compliment, but cows really can have those big, beautiful, dark eyes.

I think that's kind of adorable.

For some reason I read that as crow. I was trying to figure out what a jersey crow was.

MOO.