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What do grenades, eels, snakes, and ninja throwing stars all have in common? That’s right, you guessed it! They’re all things that passengers tried to bring on the plane with them, only to have them confiscated by Transportation Security Administration employees.

A fun fact that you probably didn’t know about the TSA is that it uploads lots of photos of the strange items its employees confiscated onto its Instagram account. A surprising amount of people think that it’s alright to smuggle in prohibited items like explosives (such as home-made bombs meant to literally cause avalanches) and weapons (like axes, cleavers, and even… keyblades).

We’ve collected some of the weirdest items that the TSA took away from passengers for your enjoyment. So scroll down, upvote your faves, drop us a comment below, and remember to follow the rules about what you can and most definitely cannot bring on a plane. After all, we wouldn’t want anything similar to Snakes on a Plane to repeat itself in real life, would we?

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#1

This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes

This Image Is An Inert Replica Of A Laptop Bomb. What Looks Like Cereal In The Baggie Is Actually Inert Dynamite Flakes

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Hans
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Now this one is out of comparison with most other entries here. This is scary stuff, and this is why airport security (if done correctly) has its right of existance.

Christine
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it's saying that this is just a replica that they use for training purposes. Note that they said the dynamite is inert.

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Sean Harrison
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just to clarify, this is not a passenger trying to bring this on the plane. This is a security company testing the TSA's security measures, which is done regularly. In order to see is the TSA'a measures are working, they have to test it and see where the "holes" are.

Andrew Yarke
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

GOOD JOB TSA you saved a lot of lives when you found the original.

Rodney Stonestreet
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they never have. The TSA has never stopped a terrorist attack yet in its history.

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Rage Racer
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Its odd reading people being glad for TSA and other similar airport security. Many news and independent agencies have discover that they have a outstanding 90 percent fail rate ad discovering actual dangerous items while confiscating your pin because it has a picture of a gun on it. Security theater is all they are. Just like signing your receipt or debit purchase.

thepinkrobot
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did they confiscate this or is this an example?

Rodney Stonestreet
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a training aid for the TSA, not an actual bomb. They've actually never stopped a terrorist incident yet in their history.

Colleen Coughlin
Community Member
5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HOLY S**T...nice job TSA...that's crazy

Just Me
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Holy s**t. This is so scary

sharron lynn parsons
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I imagine the person is taken away to jail !!!

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    #2

    An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim

    An Erie International Airport (Eri) Tsa Officer Let The Cat Out Of The Bag This Week. Literally. And The Cat’s Name Is Slim

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kitty wanted to join the travels...

    Maria Rohlen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    F*****g bastard who put the cat in the suitcase!

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very glad Slim was rescued from the bag before departure.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they decided it was a good time to suffocate their cat to death? F*****g morons!

    Living_Shadow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who the f*****g hell in their right mind would do this? The poor thing would have suffocated and it had nowhere to use the bathroom and move at all. Imagine when they're rolling the bag or picking it up. the poor thing would be stuck upside down and s**t. What the actual f**k. These people need to go to jail

    Colin Leetham
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a rough trip! I hope Slim was ok!

    Alexis C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really wish people would read before posting!! For craps sake they already told us they intentionally put a poor innocent loving creature in their fn suitcase to die a horrible death at high altitudes!!. At least they took him away from them and charged them !! I get you want to think it was cute story of kitty sneaking in but there's a lot of cruel people. We need to stand up for animals and be their guardian angels.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be honest--there is a cute story that occurred a few months ago where a cat did indeed accidentally sneak inside a couple's suitcase. https://www.boredpanda.com/couple-accidentally-packs-pet-cat-stopped-at-airport/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic In that case, everything turned out fine, and it was a cute and funny story. Just by reading the caption on this one though, you can't actually tell that Slim was purposely packed inside though. I was hoping it was another innocent accident myself until I looked up Slim's story on the internet to check. I'm glad she's safe and okay.

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    Spikey Bunny
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Always count your cats before you leave the house!

    Moezarella
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good thing sweet kitty was found before it suffocated in there

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    #3

    A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers

    A Knife Hidden In Your Flowers

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    Carlota Ocón
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is scary!!! Glad they caught it

    RitaGG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honey, I missed you. Honestly!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From Serial Killer Bouquets I reckon.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why can a person can have a knife in the flowers? Really not a good place to hide it.

    KarmaPeace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its shocking what lengths people will go to and hide stuff

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to wonder how anyone thought it would get by. METAL flowers? sure, there is a chance. But this?

    Tracy Baparam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They might not have noticed if the cheapskate had bought a bigger bunch. Just saying.

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Couldn't they have got one at a 99 cents store at their destination? Did you really have to take a 50 cents steak knife onto a plane????

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a obvious place that metal wouldn't be.

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    Most of us have stories about how we or someone close to us saw weird things going on at the airport. That includes emotional support pets like ducks or ponies. And incredibly awkward situations involving mistaken identities that accidentally lead to long-term relationships.

    There’s something about the idea of flying that makes people lose their common sense and have their heads up in the clouds. The worst part? It’s not isolated to the stuff people pack.

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    #4

    Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires

    Here Are Proper Ways Do Declare Firearms And Ammunition, And Then There’s Stuffing Everything In Bicycle Tires

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What is wrong with people?

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Illegal guns and gun smuggling aside, considering the fact that you can take your legal guns on your flight—-as checked baggage only—-as long as you declare them to the airlines, they’re properly registered, they’re unloaded, and they and their ammunition are packed in the proper secure cases, it’s mind-boggling that people think they have to hide them like this (ex-TSA employee here).

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this person actually legally owned this weapon, they just made a terrible life changing mistake. Weapons CAN fly, legally. When declared properly, and proper forms filled out. All you have to do is talk to the people and do a little research ahead of time.

    Bill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize you could put a full sized handgun in a bike tire

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until they unpack the hidden baby from the tire...

    Jeff Requier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your bike is going in the cargo hold, not in the overhead where you can put your gun back together

    Lou Herout
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm thinking this must be outside of the US, since here you can practically buy guns at Starbucks...

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why it takes much time at the airport, a lot to investigate, thankfully !!!

    Faith Nicole
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would like to know, Out of this post and those that had wrapons, how many of them were terrorists, a felon with a violent past, the "average joe" or just straight up nuts & could tell by looking at them that something is off with them

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe in a small city, maybe, this would be found but in a big airport, please.

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    #5

    Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage

    Listen, We Know You’ve Been Rambling On Ever Since You Lost Your Girl So Fair In The Darkest Depths Or Mordor, But Your Sword Needs To Be Packed With Your Checked Luggage

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Upvoted for picture title.

    DamnBecky
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, some of the LOTR actors had their swords/bows stolen from them when they put them in their checked bags after filming. Both Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom have talked about their weapons that they were gifted after filming were "lost" by TSA when they were forced to check them leaving New Zealand.

    Tovah Roche
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if Dominic Monaghan's got Lost on the plane?

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    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least they didn't get "my precious". It's hidden in a safer place.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess you'll just have to ramble on then.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love the title, but do you really have swords in the cabin?

    Georgette Goldie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can't trust TSA with checked bags

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is nuts! Who even thinks it's acceptable to have a fkn SWORD on a plane!! You can't have a pen-knife FFS!

    Nomadus Aureus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The person who knows how much a LOTR replica sword can cost? I'd be s******g myself until that thing is back in my hands.

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    Rachel Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or shipped... why even bother to try.

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    #6

    What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags

    What We Can Tell You Is That Chainsaws Are Not Permitted In Carry-On Bags

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Worth the try. Next time a sit-own mower, maybe.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh the things this agent saw...

    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But is it their emotional support chainsaw?

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But... what if midflight they encounter a falken tree, blocking their way? Its important to be prepared

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Leatherface has a lifetime ban from flying.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes people... yes I want one.

    Bill phillips
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What did the passenger intend to do, saw one of the wings off?

    Bill phillips
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    5 years ago

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    In fact, some individuals can be an absolute horror to fly with. Both for other passengers and the flight crew. For instance, some passengers love leaving a mess. And one passenger even left a dirty diaper in their seat pocket. Yuck. Yuck, yuck, yuckity yuck.

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    #7

    Agent Flynn Has Had It With Snakes On Planes, And Our Officers Prevented A Young Ball Python From Flying The Friendly Skies This Past Sunday

    Agent Flynn Has Had It With Snakes On Planes, And Our Officers Prevented A Young Ball Python From Flying The Friendly Skies This Past Sunday

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People smuggling animals are the worst.

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They really are. The poor snake.

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    Janine B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor little fella.

    Clavelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor thing! Who does that to an animal?!🤬

    nonbinary floof
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i want a snakeand i ove sankes why would someone do this tho

    Just Me
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animal abuse people. This is beyond abuse

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't like snakes, however, this is cruel !!!

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are trash.

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    #8

    You Won't Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This "Lipstick" Through Airport Security

    You Won't Have A Beautiful Day If You Try To Bring This "Lipstick" Through Airport Security

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    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if this one was by accident... I have a bunch of little self-defense gadgets that I throw in my purse sometimes.

    A Jones
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For when you want to look sharp.

    Helen Haley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is something women carry, like mace. Chances are she forgot it was in there.

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an ink pen that conceals a blade. Aside from my toothpick crossbow, it's one of my best purchases from Wish. Lol

    Tor Rolf Strøm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its the best if you wanna look sharp

    Bella Langston
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have one just like this. It's easy to forget just floating around in your bag.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes is better safe that sorry.

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    #9

    Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure

    Large Organic Mass Turned Out To Be A Bag Of Moose Nuggets (Or Feces, Droppings, Excrements, Etc.) That The Passenger Was Taking Home From Their Alaskan Adventure

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and heard is wife complaint: "you didn,t even get me s**t!"

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    a thoughtful souvenir for loved ones

    Emily Ferrell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People dry them, paint them, and make them into jewelry. Weird, I know.

    I'm A Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lacquer them too at least, so you're not actually touching the nugget. I bought my mom a pair as earrings a few years ago just to see her reaction lol.

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    Living_Shadow
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I had such a great time in Alaska. As a souvenir, I should take all the s**t I can find! Yeah. That's a good idea"

    Zelda Blue
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a really s****y souvenir

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ahh, 'Alaskan Pecans' is what they were called when I used to live in Alaska.

    Colleen Coughlin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google "turd lady Maine"... I bet a hundred bucks it was this broad... She cray

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT'S what I should have brought home from my last trip... turds. XD

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    While another time, a plane had to turn around and head back to the airport because someone took a very, very smelly poo. I’d love to be joking right now. But this is serious.

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    According to the BBC, the captain of the plane actually made an announcement about the “pungent smell” due to the “liquid fecal excrement” in the toilet. The plane turned around after 30 minutes of flying and headed back to the airport. The next available flight was 15 hours later.

    #10

    This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven

    This Bag Of Marijuana Was Discovered Inside Of A Microwave Oven

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    Erin
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to understand this thought process. Did it go like this: "I want to take this huge bag of weed on my trip with me, but I don't want to get caught or go to jail. I know, I will pack it in a microwave and then carry the microwave on the plane. They will suspect nothing. People fly with microwaves every. single. day."?

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably someome moving, going to another country, you can and some do bring some moving stuff like appliances and furniture, they are in cargo flights, not as your checked luggage. Or can be from a fake company that was smuggling.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one left me in stitches. How high were they to think that they could get away with this?

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These drug dealers have heard that dogs work at airports, havn't they?

    Flare
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    by the looks of it, no. They have also obviously never heard of the x-ray machine there too.

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    Ed Souza
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can just hear the person saying "that ain't mine"

    Ivy D
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They must have emptied the bag a bit before they hid it lol

    Christine Kenney
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How? Do people try to carry on microwaves? I'm going with someone smoked a bit too much weed on the way to the airport.

    Shirley Richard
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also were being "smart" when they vacuum sealed the package. You know, because no one with smell it or see it. Lol

    Rachel Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahaha wow i am not thinking smart enough when I pack... the hotel i just stayed at in Florida didn't have a microwave.. next time I'll just forget the suitcase and pack up in my microwave!! There are clever lessons to be learned here people

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gives a whole new meaning to "getting baked".

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    #11

    Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$&#! Checkpoint!

    Enough Is Enough! We Have Had It With These #%!&@$ Snakes In This %@$&#! Checkpoint!

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    로희
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's it. I don't have the balls to work as a TSA officer.

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and can you imagine how the snakes must feel? It's hard to believe how stupid humans are.

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    Iggy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the poor snake. It doesn't want to be there either.

    Kathrine Rux
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    aww cute lil ringneck <3

    Edgar Rops
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I get the idea of smuggling a rare python, but this is a common grass snake. Why would anyone catch a poor defenseless creature?

    Kathrine Rux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    actually its a ringneck grass snakes rings are different

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    Donna Leske
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finding the snake wouldn't bother me - to look at or touch it. What upsets me is the harm to these beautiful creatures from careless, heedless people. Please people! Leave snakes in the wild!

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh, and you thought "Snakes On A Plane" was a dumb idea for a film?? Lol!

    Rachel Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bahhh i do not have the Kahuna's to be a TSA officer, imagine if a big a*s spider popped out.. NOPE.

    mummy pig
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a plastic snake. Look at that shiny little head

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    #12

    Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On

    Please Don’t Get Snippy When Our Officers Tell You That You Can’t Pack These Ginormous Ceremonial Ribbon Cutting Scissors In Your Carry-On

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Off with the head" office style.

    Deku
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Title: don’t get ‘snippy’ APPLAUSE

    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Perfect for dealing with troublesome passengers.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are for a ceremonial gathering, really.

    Jo Firth
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely not allowed on planes here, BUT ... you can carry your knitting, safely wound around 20cm long steel, pointy knitting needles and no-one bats an eyelid. Only in Australia.

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MA'AM IF YOU TAKE THOSE, THEN HOW ON THIS BLESSED EARTH AM I SUPPOSED TO CUT MY HAIR????? SERIOUSLY???

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    #13

    At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang!

    At First, It Looked Like A Harmless Inanimate Bat, And Then Pfloof!!! It Was A Batarang!

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    Pillowhead
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Batman has a Bat-plane

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens to Bruce Wayne when 1st class seating is filled.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A what? No, a bat it is.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why Batman travels in his own private planes.

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    #14

    Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags

    Some Travelers Are Extremely Cautious About What They Pack, While Others Lob Inert Mortar Rounds Into Their Bags

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    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get it if it's live. Obviously. But an inert mortar is basically just a paper weight.

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "why would I not be allowed to bring these on a plane?"

    Tiffiny Seemann
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well on the other hand I understand why it didn’t go to checked baggage to get literally thrown into the cargo area. lol

    Rachel Green
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shipping is an option!! We once bought pistol replica's, put them in our checked luggage and got called over the loud speaker which delayed the flight. TSA ended up getting our items shipped, to which we didn't even think about. No harm no foul. When in doubt, ship it!!

    Malcontent
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's inert, as the title says- it's a dangerous as a plain lump of metal. Get a grip.

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't state the full story... it was a suppository that popped out. Completely normal people.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If there is one thing I learned from Serenity, then it's that you can never have enough grenades. Thats why I don't leave home without some mortar rounds

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they are of like of 100 years.

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    #15

    This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding

    This Looks Like Something Out Of A Mad Max Movie. It’s As If Mad Max Wanted To Paint The Thunderdome With The Blood Of His Enemies. It’s A Paint Roller Wrapped In Sandpaper And Wire With Nails Protruding

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    Pat Tamarin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Something for a cosplay outfit? Though it'd need some antiquing.

    Lynda Momalo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most cosplay events wouldn't allow something so dangerous.

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    Dynein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This doesn't even look like an effective weapon... nasty enough to get you in trouble, but not enough to get you out of it.

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kidnapping airplanes with a self-built mace? Maybe not, but still not the brightest idea...

    Kevin Zust
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like a nail bomb if you put an explosive inside.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or maybe is a kitchen tool.

    Marlene Ricker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know the explanation they gave to the TSA. Like what they were going to use it for.

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    #16

    Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne'er-Do-Wells

    Tactical Spork That Allows You To Defend Said Franks And Beans From Ne'er-Do-Wells

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    ESL
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like useful camping gear actually. Should be ok in checked luggage but not it carry-on.

    Agent K
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That would be fantastic for camping - I'll bet it's just camping gear. How else do you eat an elk steak after a day stalking the forest?

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You need these to survive the "snakes on the plane" in the previous post.

    Avery S
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone tries to take your mac and cheese

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are war utensils.

    Csaba Hegedűs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't understand half the words here.

    Seabeast
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook your food well enough and you shouldn't have to stab it repeatedly to get it to lie still on the plate.

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    #17

    If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag

    If You Find Yourself Needing To Travel With Your Razor Glove, Please Pack It In Your Checked Bag

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    Kurisurin Sutaringu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Definitely for cosplay. Unless the last name was Kreuger?

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "But my husband needs those back scratches!"

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy Kreuger isn't allowed to fly either.

    Bobert Robertson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like it's been used for buttering bread

    Mari Bryant
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freddy Kruger likes to get away sometimes.

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poor Freddy Krueger, how is he going to butter his bread now?

    .gas.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like they tried to put cotton or something on the tips of the blades. Safety first!

    Carol Emory
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wondering if this was for a Comicon outfit.

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    #18

    Son O’ A Biscuit Eater! Some Land Lubber ‘N Atlanta Stowed A Flintlock ‘N ‘Is Carry-On Duffle! ‘E Won’ Be Walkin’ Th’ Plank Fer It, But Packin’ A Pistol ‘N Yer Carry-On Can Git Ye Thrown ‘N Th’ Brig ‘N Fined

    Son O’ A Biscuit Eater! Some Land Lubber ‘N Atlanta Stowed A Flintlock ‘N ‘Is Carry-On Duffle! ‘E Won’ Be Walkin’ Th’ Plank Fer It, But Packin’ A Pistol ‘N Yer Carry-On Can Git Ye Thrown ‘N Th’ Brig ‘N Fined

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can't bring this on to the aarrrr-plane!

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm not a gun enthusiast, but that is a gorgeous piece!

    Lin Baum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After my father’s military funeral we were flying home when TSA pulled my husband aside because of the X-ray of his computer bag. We were surrounded by 3 agents and a supervisor who asked to search the bag. We were mystified but my husband said sure, no problem. The supervisor sighed in relief when he pulled the spent shells from my father’s 21 gun salute and had us answer a few questions about the funeral. They were very nice about the whole thing. I wouldn’t want their job.

    sino8r
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a decorative model. It doesn't even fire.

    Country Nana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Usually dealers who sell antique guns to people who are flying back to another country ship the darn thing.

    KatKaleen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this is a beautiful work of art, and it should go to a museum. But even art collectors have to get a special permission to take this stuff on a plane.

    Kereya Jordan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    21 savage was that you?? this sure looks u.k ish

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuinely, this doesn't happen in my country, most of these weapons are restricted to start with and those who try to get them are mostly criminals, you just DON'T see them and certainly not at airports. Makes me think that the US isn't a safe country..

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a real antique, why take a chance !!!

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    #19

    This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete

    This Carry-On Goody Bag, Presented To Our Tsa Officers At The Security Checkpoint, Included An Ax, Throwing Star, Double-Edged Dagger, And Machete

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    on their way to a ninja assassin camp?

    Cold Contagious
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He sure wasn't stealthy enough to get his gear on the plane with him.

    Blakkur Sverrir
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know... in case you run out of Mortar Rounds

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I need to feel safe while flying."

    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously, it belongs to a ninja.

    April Vereb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well at least they weren't trying to hide it!

    Carol Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone think that would pass thru the x-ray machine?

    Country Nana
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you check items like this? I'd imagine you could. So why not?

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    #20

    This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone…

    This Foot-Long Replica Of #naruto’s Minato Namikaze Kunai Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag At Atlanta (Atl). We Assume The Passenger Was Traveling Alone. Very Alone…

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    Kathy Baylis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to become a member of the Mile High Hara-Kiri Club?

    Deku
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay listen up fellow weebs. I know this was probably for a cosplay but don’t bring weapons.

    We Were On A Break!
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screw the person who wrote the title for the pic. Naruto is awesome and so is the Kunai!

    Millennium
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they take it away 😡 minato was just tryna travel

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not all alone, she or he was traveling with it.

    Christopher Chang Peng Yen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The traveller must have come from the leaf village.

    dev mehta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is obviously a Klingon dagger

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    #21

    Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception!

    Does This Phone Look Suspicious To You? Well, Besides The Fact That Borat And Idiocracy Were Still In Theaters When This Style Of Phone Was Popular, There’s Something Else Strange About It. It’s A Stun Gun With Shockingly Good Reception!

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    Ashley Nell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda looks normal, if you're drunk.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too, very realistic.

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uh guys... you're not supposed to slowly show it to an attacker so that they may look at intensely to verify its authenticity . "Oh ok , that looks very real . I'll just stand here while you zap me "

    Deku
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kaminari? Is that you?

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    #22

    Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife

    Obviously, There Is Something Fishy About This Knife

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    Sam Petter
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how this entry seems to imply that the knife would be fine without the fish

    Mary Popps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice hum... dildo-fish-knive ?

    Leslie Burleson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait ... is that a real fish encased in resin ?

    Flash The Cat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a squidgy they use it in fishing instead of bait

    Cactuar Jon
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That took me far too long to spot the fish >.<

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    #23

    Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags.

    Here’s A Friendly Reminder That Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags.

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    Jessica Cifelli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Didn't know Lucius Malfoy traveled muggle style

    Celtic Pirate Queen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Concealed in a cane. I have one with a Griffin.

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A cane is hidden inside the knife.

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    #24

    If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage

    If You Are Packing For Your Own Yukon Trek, Please Remember To Remove All Knives From Your Carry-On Luggage

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    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If knifes, guns and machetes are prohibited, why do people love to carry them?

    Piper Perez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a knife just like this.

    Piper Perez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to have a knife like this

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the men equivalent of the wolf sweater

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    #25

    Make No Bones About It, No Knives Are Allowed To Be Packed In Carry-On Bags

    Make No Bones About It, No Knives Are Allowed To Be Packed In Carry-On Bags

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    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or even better title : To the person who brought a knife to the checkpoint, I've got a bone to pick with you.

    Shannon Matthews
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's a knives guy like you doing in a joint like this?

    MadDawg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's Voldemort's brother's wand

    sharron lynn parsons
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Very interesting,would it be privately made !!!

    Dorian Turner
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want the knife....Can I have the knife? Pleeeaasssee, said Eddie Murphy in The Golden Child.

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's wrong with you people? That's not a knife!!! It's my toothpick!

    pusheen buttercup
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is obviously just a toy though

    Magpie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is sharp, pointy even. It is a knife.

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    #26

    An 8.5” Knife Was Discovered Inside An Enchilada

    An 8.5” Knife Was Discovered Inside An Enchilada

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    LOttawa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are just going to visit a friend in jail and since baking a knife in a loaf of bread is so cliche, they chose an enchilada.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this enchilada looks pretty dangerous as well

    Chris DiFonso
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doctor to patient: "It wasn't the spices in the enchilada that caused your heartburn...and blood in your stool."

    Prince Maroochy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you sure that's an enchilada and not the detached forearm of the knife-smuggler's victim?

    Ryo Bakura
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you like beef enchiladas, and getting stabbed in the face!

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They forgot the knife.

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    #27

    While One Might Say That This Pink Plastic Dinosaur-Shaped Grenade Is Dino-Mite, It’s Not Permitted In Carry-On Or Checked Baggage

    While One Might Say That This Pink Plastic Dinosaur-Shaped Grenade Is Dino-Mite, It’s Not Permitted In Carry-On Or Checked Baggage

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hell? Toy-styled explosives?

    Deku
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what bakugou played with when he was a kid

    Muata Zm
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What on earth is my 2 year old going to play with during the flight???

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is wrong on so many levels, yet I really love the design of it.

    Ana M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again why do people do that.

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When i was 12, I saw a coffee table lighter shaped like a grenade. Bought it for my mom. Security (before TSA) wasn't entertained.

    L McN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm, toys made to look like weapons are common, but I have never heard of explosives made to look like a toy....it is just counter productive.

    Markus Holstein
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait - is that a toy made to look like a grenade made to look like a pink dinosaur?

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    #28

    Forget Having A Bad Hair Day, You Just Won’ T Have A Knife Day If You Get Tangled Up With A Dagger At A Checkpoint

    Forget Having A Bad Hair Day, You Just Won’ T Have A Knife Day If You Get Tangled Up With A Dagger At A Checkpoint

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    Ashley Giampoli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not a dagger... its pretty common in round brushes. The brush part pops off, and there's a plastic point to help you part your hair in a perfect line. Similar to a plastic comb that has a point at one end. Honest mistake but i can see how it might be used as a weapon...

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. This is sold as a hidden weapon. Parting hair has no part of it. I have seen this one before.

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    Ed Souza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty amazing they caught this thing. Doesn't look like it's made of metal, so can't be detected by the x-ray either.

    Panda Kicki
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They see it on x-ray. The gap is visible and gives a clear image. I have seen this one before and asked a TSA about this exact model.

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    Madeline Shafer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks super painful because it rounded

    Judith Wilson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the pull-off brush roller is disgusting. The handle not so much.

    April Vereb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The fact that they even thought that was a dagger is hysterical!

    Janet Cox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was just the part of the brush that keeps it together. Never thought of using it for parting or violence.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2nd most dangerous thing about that shank-brush: how horrendously filthy it is

    catrina m
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    probably to keep security from wanting to touch it/make it look used/make it look like a real brush

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    #29

    This Sharp Finger Claw Weapon Was Discovered By Our Eagle-Eyed Officers

    This Sharp Finger Claw Weapon Was Discovered By Our Eagle-Eyed Officers

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    MyrkurRaven
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not even sharp, this is jewelry. I've got rings like this

    Jon S.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Standard goth jewellery when I was at school

    Luna Lovegood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nowadays if yo wore this to school, you would definitely be expelled.

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    mntryjoseph
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're going to poke your eye out with that!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't look sharp to my beady eye. You could probably do more damage with a fork.

    Carol Smith
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But I got thru with a box cutter in my purse going to CA!!

    JOY JACKSON
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This was probably a celestia ludenburg cosplayer who spent a generous amount of money and time getting the ring (and its dull...)

    Ronald nopuente
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If ur gonna try to do a hijack with this u might as well just grow out your nails and file them to pointy things

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    #30

    Razor Blades Like These Must Be Packed In Checked Bags

    Razor Blades Like These Must Be Packed In Checked Bags

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    Sean Harrison
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, the TSA ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes. That wasn't someone trying to smuggle blades in their shoes. That's how shoes are made, with a metal band along the bottom for reinforcement. Some cobblers recycle old saw blades for the purpose, since they are inexpensive and made from spring steel. Many corset makers also use old hacksaw blades as boning in corsets for the same reason.

    Nikki D
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank you for clarifying, that's very interesting.

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    thepinkrobot
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thanks for ruining my good pair of handmade shoes.

    Kevin Hickey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been Bad Bad Leroy Brown.

    April Vereb
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they use all kinds of things to use in shoes! shoe guy put some random piece of metal put in my boots when the shanks of mine broke! and they were 2 different pieces of metal! idiots.

    K Yi Ting C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was traveling out of Venice with a vintage letter opener, i wasn't thinking when i packed it into my carry on. It was completely rounded though. However my sister's sharp quill pens got through. Still heart broken about it to this day.

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    #31

    This Firearm Would Go Swimmingly With A Vintage Kitchen Appliance, But It’s Not A Good Idea To Take It On A Plane

    This Firearm Would Go Swimmingly With A Vintage Kitchen Appliance, But It’s Not A Good Idea To Take It On A Plane

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my country you'd be jailed for owning this, at all, never mind trying to get on a plane! This is nuts, makes me want to NEVER go to the US..

    Lonely Ghost town
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What country doesn't allow people to protect themselves

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    #32

    All Knives, No Matter Their Size Or Denomination, Are Prohibited From Being Carried Onto The Plane

    All Knives, No Matter Their Size Or Denomination, Are Prohibited From Being Carried Onto The Plane

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So much for 'turn the other cheek'

    CbusResident
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Christ: 'Turn the other cheek.' Christian right: 'That means Holy War!' Christ: 'Slaves, be kind to your masters.' Christian left: 'That means liberation theology!'

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of Christ compels you!

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    #33

    This Replica Of @amcthewalkingdead’s “Lucille” Was Discovered Recently In A Carry-On Bag

    This Replica Of @amcthewalkingdead’s “Lucille” Was Discovered Recently In A Carry-On Bag

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    How Terribly Unfortunate
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously. Why do people even try to bring these things?!

    JOY JACKSON
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    because cosplayers don't realize there expensive PROPS will be taken away

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    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I almost packed a prop gun for a cosplay, but decided to read more carefully the airport's rules. Thought it would be okay, since was just obviously a prop. Others might not think that through, especially teens, and just do stuff without checking if it's within the rules.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously! Don't pack this! Arrive at your destination and then go buy the bat and the barbed wire like a normal person!

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    #34

    We Think It’s Safe To Say That The Traveler Who Packed This Prefers Their Rice Wine With A Bit Of A Sting

    We Think It’s Safe To Say That The Traveler Who Packed This Prefers Their Rice Wine With A Bit Of A Sting

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    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Again...what is wrong with people?

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Snake and scorpion liqueur. Just like grandma used to make.

    Maura Furlong-MacInnis
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one belongs in checked luggage. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_wine

    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As if this photo isn't bad enough, I read that Wikipedia page. I may never recover.

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit like the worm in the bottle of tequila. If it's a protected species then fair enough, but otherwise what's the fuss?

    Ksenia M
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    while it is without a doubt very disturbing, why is it not allowed in checked luggage? All the animals are dead (I hope)?

    #35

    Our Officers Aren’t Looking For Contraband, But If You Pack It With A Knife Or Other Prohibited Item, You Might As Well Stick A Fork In It

    Our Officers Aren’t Looking For Contraband, But If You Pack It With A Knife Or Other Prohibited Item, You Might As Well Stick A Fork In It

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    Ben Steinberg
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weed, a knife/fork set, and what are those 4 things in the lower right??

    #36

    These Dapper Inert Grenades Were Wedding Gifts For Groomsmen. They Were Discovered In A Checked Bag

    These Dapper Inert Grenades Were Wedding Gifts For Groomsmen. They Were Discovered In A Checked Bag

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    Bathsheba
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Novelty grenades...? Grenades?! America is a weird place.

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have an inert training grenade as a paperweight on my desk...

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    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be men's cologne. Lots of brands do grenade packaging, for some unfathomable reason.

    Tardis42
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bad judgement, perhaps, for not sending these in the checked luggage, and feelings about weapons in general aside, If these are inert, they're not actually dangerous. Are they worried that someone will try to hijack a plane in the same way someone may try to rob a bank with their finger stuck in their jacket pocket?

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes they are, otherwise prop weapons would not be a problem, yet they are not allowed.

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    #37

    Shovels Must Be Packed In Checked Bags, Dig?

    Shovels Must Be Packed In Checked Bags, Dig?

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    #38

    While Gas Masks Are Allowed In Carry-On Bags, Replica Bullets Are Not

    While Gas Masks Are Allowed In Carry-On Bags, Replica Bullets Are Not

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    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A replica bullet isn't allowed? It's not going to explode.

    #39

    Originally Known In The Mid-18th Century As “Ye Olde Cleaving Cat

    Originally Known In The Mid-18th Century As “Ye Olde Cleaving Cat

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    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like some sort of cam to me, an engine/transmission part.

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. Your middle 2 fingers go through the eyes, the lower tail party braces against your palm... Think of it like brass knuckles but with 2 spikes.

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are the cutest brass knuckles I've ever seen!

    MCathenaE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why you're being downvoted. These are adorable, like little kitten ears that can poke your eyes out.

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    #40

    People Go To Great Lengths To Get Soft Skin, But A Face Tenderizer Might Be A Bit Radical. Unless The Look You’re Going For Is Raw Meat

    People Go To Great Lengths To Get Soft Skin, But A Face Tenderizer Might Be A Bit Radical. Unless The Look You’re Going For Is Raw Meat

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I turned up at the local airport with this they'd confiscate it, call the police and I'd be looking at jail time (possibly years) Are there no rules on weapons in the US??

    Lou Lopez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No. That's why we have mass shootings every four to six months.

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    #41

    Hiding Things In Books Has Been Going On As Long As There Have Been Books, Which Would Literally Make It The Oldest Trick In The Book. Think About That…

    Hiding Things In Books Has Been Going On As Long As There Have Been Books, Which Would Literally Make It The Oldest Trick In The Book. Think About That…

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    Miranda Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    baaawwwhaaahaaaa!! Love the caption as well!! Awesome book & knives tho!!

    Autumn Walton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it literally happens to be on ninja equipment.

    catrina m
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    possible that it came with the book! due to chapter title

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    #42

    Raphael Was So Excited When He Heard He Could Carry On A Pepperoni And Pickles Pizza That He Forgot All About His Twin Sai

    Raphael Was So Excited When He Heard He Could Carry On A Pepperoni And Pickles Pizza That He Forgot All About His Twin Sai

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    #43

    Call It A Hunch, But This Bottle Opener Looked A Bit Fishy

    Call It A Hunch, But This Bottle Opener Looked A Bit Fishy

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    Ilona
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Things like this make me wonder if I've ever accidentally brought a knife when I thought I just had a bottle opener...

    #44

    Verified Even If Not Real, Replica Or Inert Explosives Are Not Allowed, At All, In Carry-On Or Checked Bags

    Verified Even If Not Real, Replica Or Inert Explosives Are Not Allowed, At All, In Carry-On Or Checked Bags

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    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how dumb do you have to be to try to carry this on a plane?

    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    looks like a looney tunes items

    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case you'd like to make one of these at home, you can buy that very radio, minus the broomstick dynamite, on EBay right now for $16.50.

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    #45

    Beelzebub’s Backscratcher Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

    Beelzebub’s Backscratcher Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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    #46

    Satan’s Fidget Spinner Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

    Satan’s Fidget Spinner Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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    Kiss Army
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Love the caption!!

    #47

    It’s A Gun. It’s A Knife. It’s Super Spoooooky And Skull-Adorned

    It’s A Gun. It’s A Knife. It’s Super Spoooooky And Skull-Adorned

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were expecting the Apocalypse to happen while they were in mid-flight?

    #48

    Box Of Inert Replica Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers

    Box Of Inert Replica Rocket Propelled Grenade Launchers

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Grenade launchers? How did they think they'd get away with that?

    The Alchemist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's pvc pipe and duct tape. Probably not going to kill anyone

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    #49

    A Cleavers Discovered In Bags Were For Carry-On

    A Cleavers Discovered In Bags Were For Carry-On

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    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know what professional chefs do. Their knives can cost many hundreds of dollars each. They don't want to check them through.

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Going to the airport at 5 am one morning, there was a guy in chef uniform sharpening his very large knives at a bus stop.

    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure why anyone would bother carrying their Farberware cleaver across the street, much less on a plane.

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    #50

    This Egyptian Falcon Knife Was Forged With The Power Of Horus And All Of His Wisdom

    This Egyptian Falcon Knife Was Forged With The Power Of Horus And All Of His Wisdom

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    #51

    Artfully-Concealed Knife That Was Placed Inside A Bottle Of Liquid Antacid

    Artfully-Concealed Knife That Was Placed Inside A Bottle Of Liquid Antacid

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    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this terrible tool for mass murders has a blade length of 3,5 cm....

    Jo Johannsen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seems tiny and harmless..? Then why did he/she hide it?

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    Lauren Misek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to think TSA confiscating like things like this was ridiculous until yesterday. When we landed 2 passengers actually got in a fight on the plane bc 1 had "cut" in line to get off. So, no, large #s of people in a cramped space can become unhinged & unpredictable. It's better for all of us that everyone is fully "disarmed".

    #52

    We Know This Is A Far Cry, But Please Don’t Attempt To Conceal Prohibited Items!

    We Know This Is A Far Cry, But Please Don’t Attempt To Conceal Prohibited Items!

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    Miranda Panda
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why can't someone just WAIT til they get where they're going and buy a new one????

    Lilli
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain what this is please? I don't know what these are...

    hunger games
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the circles with the shapes are buttons on the play station controller and the other one it the logo for play station

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you need to do coke on a plane

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    #53

    Wash, Rinse, And Do Not Repeat. If You Ever Think About Trying Something Like This

    Wash, Rinse, And Do Not Repeat. If You Ever Think About Trying Something Like This

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    Philip Malchek
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I too would be suspicious since nobody uses Pert anymore.

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    #54

    The Item You See Pictured Here Is Designed To Look Exactly Like An Improvised Explosive Device (Ied)

    The Item You See Pictured Here Is Designed To Look Exactly Like An Improvised Explosive Device (Ied)

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    #55

    We’re Having A #throwbackthursday Moment, Looking At Some Rocket-Related Items That Have Been Discovered By Our Officers

    We’re Having A #throwbackthursday Moment, Looking At Some Rocket-Related Items That Have Been Discovered By Our Officers

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    #56

    Most Travelers Stuff Socks In Their Shoes. This Milwaukee (Mke) Traveler Chose Inert Grenades

    Most Travelers Stuff Socks In Their Shoes. This Milwaukee (Mke) Traveler Chose Inert Grenades

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    #57

    Verified Shakespeare Got It Right When He Said “All That Glitters Is Not Gold” And That’s Especially True For The Passenger Who Brought This Pepper Spray To The Security Checkpoint

    Verified Shakespeare Got It Right When He Said “All That Glitters Is Not Gold” And That’s Especially True For The Passenger Who Brought This Pepper Spray To The Security Checkpoint

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    #58

    If You’re Traveling With Your #batarang, Be Sure To Pack It In Your Checked Bat-Bag

    If You’re Traveling With Your #batarang, Be Sure To Pack It In Your Checked Bat-Bag

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    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks plastic. Did they take it off a crying 8 year old?

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    #59

    While Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags, They May Be Packed In Checked Bags. Stun Guns Must Also Be Packed In Checked Baggage

    While Knives Are Not Allowed In Carry-On Bags, They May Be Packed In Checked Bags. Stun Guns Must Also Be Packed In Checked Baggage

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    #60

    We Need To Talk About Your Flare. If You Want To Express Yourself, This Is The Wrong Kind Of Flare

    We Need To Talk About Your Flare. If You Want To Express Yourself, This Is The Wrong Kind Of Flare

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they were a very nervous flyer?

    #61

    We’re Not Kitten Around When We Say, Getting Caught With A Prohibited Item Will Slow Down The Screening Process

    We’re Not Kitten Around When We Say, Getting Caught With A Prohibited Item Will Slow Down The Screening Process

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    Ilona
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What even are these?

    Kristy P
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have one on a key ring for self defense when running at night... you put your fingers in the holes and use the "ears" to stab

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    #62

    Verified If You Decide To Conceal A Knife In An Energy Drink Bottle, Be Sure To Consume The Contents. You Might Need The Extra Energy For Your 5-Hour Delay. Or Worse...

    Verified If You Decide To Conceal A Knife In An Energy Drink Bottle, Be Sure To Consume The Contents. You Might Need The Extra Energy For Your 5-Hour Delay. Or Worse...

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    #63

    Don’t Pack Your Homemade Replica Suicide Vest

    Don’t Pack Your Homemade Replica Suicide Vest

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    Andrew Yarke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who in the world would make a replica of this? What The Heck?

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Should be instant jail term for this kind of stupidity...

    #64

    Travelers Should Make It A “Ritual” To Check Their Bags For Prohibited Items Before Leaving For The Airport

    Travelers Should Make It A “Ritual” To Check Their Bags For Prohibited Items Before Leaving For The Airport

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    Emperor Kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to join the mile high ritual sacrifice club

    #65

    This Sword Was Discovered In A Traveler’s Carry-On Guitar Case

    This Sword Was Discovered In A Traveler’s Carry-On Guitar Case

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    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An honest mistake, could happen to anyone

    Bluebell Rizzi
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    5 years ago

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A combination of dumbasses and obviously zero restriction on buying ANY kind of deadly weapons have led the US to this. I'm surprised there weren't MANY more incidents prior to heightened security after 9/11

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    #66

    This Speargun Was Discovered Recently In A Houston (Hou) Traveler’s Carry-On Bag

    This Speargun Was Discovered Recently In A Houston (Hou) Traveler’s Carry-On Bag

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    when you wanna catch a big fish from your plane

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    #67

    So, If You Do Feel The Need To Arm Yourself Against A Giant Turkey, Please Place The Weapon In Your Checked Luggage

    So, If You Do Feel The Need To Arm Yourself Against A Giant Turkey, Please Place The Weapon In Your Checked Luggage

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    #68

    The Travelers Attempted To Intentionally Sneak An Item Which Had All The Makings Of An Improvised Explosive Device Through The Checkpoint And Film It For A TV Show

    The Travelers Attempted To Intentionally Sneak An Item Which Had All The Makings Of An Improvised Explosive Device Through The Checkpoint And Film It For A TV Show

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    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this show should 100% be fined for wasting TSA time and inconveniencing passengers.

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Second season of the tv show will take place in prison I assume

    #69

    While There Was Nothing Hidden Inside The Replica .50 Caliber Bullet, There Was A Sword Concealed Within The Cane

    While There Was Nothing Hidden Inside The Replica .50 Caliber Bullet, There Was A Sword Concealed Within The Cane

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    #70

    We Know It’s A Cutting Edge Tool, But It’ll Have To Go In Your Checked Bag

    We Know It’s A Cutting Edge Tool, But It’ll Have To Go In Your Checked Bag

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    #71

    His Baby Was Found Concealed Under The Cushion Of A Car Seat

    His Baby Was Found Concealed Under The Cushion Of A Car Seat

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    Grace Marraffa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So??? It is just a baby seat??? Ohhhhhhhhhh 😮 i see the knife

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why bother? You can just go to a store and buy another chef's knife when you reach your destination...

    #72

    Firearms, Real Or Replica, Are Just Not Allowed Through The Security Checkpoint

    Firearms, Real Or Replica, Are Just Not Allowed Through The Security Checkpoint

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    #73

    While Today’s Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “F”, Were Going To Talk About The Novelty Bomb That’s Attached To It

    While Today’s Post Is Sponsored By The Letter “F”, Were Going To Talk About The Novelty Bomb That’s Attached To It

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    #74

    All Knives, No Matter Their Size, Are Prohibited From Being Brought Onto An Aircraft With Your Carry-On Items

    All Knives, No Matter Their Size, Are Prohibited From Being Brought Onto An Aircraft With Your Carry-On Items

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    #75

    Loaded Pistol Was Discovered At A Tsa Security Checkpoint

    Loaded Pistol Was Discovered At A Tsa Security Checkpoint

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    Henri Leppänen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually a very effective way to get someone you hate locked away for a bit, just throw a loaded gun in his/her carry on bag when they aren't looking.

    #76

    Don’t Over Stuff Your Luggage…especially With An Empty Magazine, Knife, And C4. Our Officer’s May Suspect Fowl Play!

    Don’t Over Stuff Your Luggage…especially With An Empty Magazine, Knife, And C4. Our Officer’s May Suspect Fowl Play!

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    Iggy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fowl? Is there a chicken in there?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inert C4? Who buys inert explosives? Why? And, after all that why do you need it on a plane???

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the "Knife" is made for training only, it's rubber

    #77

    Verified A Newark (Ewr) Traveler Attempted To Take Their Hoe On The Plane

    Verified A Newark (Ewr) Traveler Attempted To Take Their Hoe On The Plane

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    #78

    A Traveler Had Some Military Collectables And Wasn’t Sure How To Travel With Them. When Told To Wait For A Tsa Explosives Specialist, He Simply Wanted To Throw Them In The Trash

    A Traveler Had Some Military Collectables And Wasn’t Sure How To Travel With Them. When Told To Wait For A Tsa Explosives Specialist, He Simply Wanted To Throw Them In The Trash

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of psycho collects grenades, anyway?

    Erik Lawrence
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People interested in military history. Where do you think museums get their display pieces? Most are bought or loaned from private collections. You know, those psychos....

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    #79

    This Pint-Sized Revolver Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

    This Pint-Sized Revolver Was Discovered In A Carry-On Bag

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    #80

    Verified This May Be The Closest Thing To The Glaive That Our Officers Have Ever Discovered

    Verified This May Be The Closest Thing To The Glaive That Our Officers Have Ever Discovered

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    #81

    This Double-Feature Of Replica Guns And Sword Should Not Be Walking The Red Carpet In A Carry-On Bag

    This Double-Feature Of Replica Guns And Sword Should Not Be Walking The Red Carpet In A Carry-On Bag

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    #82

    If You Need To Travel With Your Machete, You’ll Have To Pack It In Your Checked Bags

    If You Need To Travel With Your Machete, You’ll Have To Pack It In Your Checked Bags

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    Kjorn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Machete Don't need checked bags

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    #83

    Self-Defense Spray (Pepper Spray Or Mace) Isn't Allowed In Carry-On Bags…like Ever, Ever!

    Self-Defense Spray (Pepper Spray Or Mace) Isn't Allowed In Carry-On Bags…like Ever, Ever!

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    #84

    Verified If You Pack Your Super Spooky Skull-Adorned Zombie Killer In Your Carry-On Bag, Your Trip Through Our Checkpoint Might Unravel

    Verified If You Pack Your Super Spooky Skull-Adorned Zombie Killer In Your Carry-On Bag, Your Trip Through Our Checkpoint Might Unravel

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    #85

    What’s A 10 Letter Word For This Cross-Sword Picture? P-R-O-H-I-B-I-T-E-D

    What’s A 10 Letter Word For This Cross-Sword Picture? P-R-O-H-I-B-I-T-E-D

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    #86

    Knives Can Take A Variety Of Shapes And Forms Depending On Their Intended Function

    Knives Can Take A Variety Of Shapes And Forms Depending On Their Intended Function

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    #87

    Verified Nothings Screams Romance Like A Personalized Axe Or Hatchet On Your Wedding Day!

    Verified Nothings Screams Romance Like A Personalized Axe Or Hatchet On Your Wedding Day!

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they axed the cake with it?!?

    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wedding Axe, says it all..

    NMN
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well at least it wasn't a shotgun wedding

    #88

    Fireworks Are Still Not Allowed - At All - In Carry-On Or Checked Begs, Yet Some Travelers Still Pack Them

    Fireworks Are Still Not Allowed - At All - In Carry-On Or Checked Begs, Yet Some Travelers Still Pack Them

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    El Dee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But why can't I bring explosives on a plane, why?? FFS!

    #89

    This Knife Was Discovered Recently Concealed Inside A Package Of Cotton Swabs

    This Knife Was Discovered Recently Concealed Inside A Package Of Cotton Swabs

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    Bobby's Girl
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do people not understand how X-Rays work?

    Rowlie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Useful tip- don't bring Your knife oon the plane

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    #90

    Verified This Passenger Must Have Thought He Had The Moooooves…to Try To Go Through Airport Security With This Dagger In His Carry-On Luggage

    Verified This Passenger Must Have Thought He Had The Moooooves…to Try To Go Through Airport Security With This Dagger In His Carry-On Luggage

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    Alison Marchand
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was expecting to see a cow-print handle or something 🤔 must be referencing that god-awful (IMHO of course) Moves Like Jagger song

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    #91

    Firearms, Ammunition And Firearm Parts, Including Magazines, Clips, Bolts And Firing Pins, Are Never Allowed In Carry-On Bags

    Firearms, Ammunition And Firearm Parts, Including Magazines, Clips, Bolts And Firing Pins, Are Never Allowed In Carry-On Bags

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    #92

    Straight Razors Or Safety Razors Must Be Packed In Checked Luggage

    Straight Razors Or Safety Razors Must Be Packed In Checked Luggage

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    Gogubaci
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might need to shave, you never know... or shave someone else

    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone channeling Sweeney Todd...

    #93

    This Gun Shaped Toilet Paper Holder

    This Gun Shaped Toilet Paper Holder

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    #94

    Verified This Is The Closest Christmas-Themed Firearm I Could Find. A Green Handle, And Red Jingle-Shells

    Verified This Is The Closest Christmas-Themed Firearm I Could Find. A Green Handle, And Red Jingle-Shells

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    Dutch VanZandt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Festive and menacing! Like Bad Santa...

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    #95

    Verified If You Get Teased And End Up In A Tangle, This Knife Would Make Your Assailer’s Hair Stand On End

    Verified If You Get Teased And End Up In A Tangle, This Knife Would Make Your Assailer’s Hair Stand On End

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    #96

    Some Might Say That This Sword Cane Is Off The Leash. We Say It’s Prohibited

    Some Might Say That This Sword Cane Is Off The Leash. We Say It’s Prohibited

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    #97

    This Knuckle Umbrella Was No Match For Our Officers

    This Knuckle Umbrella Was No Match For Our Officers

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    Carlota Ocón
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not a weapon, some of these umbrellas are designed for people with difficulties to grab or grasp things, you can see the soft textile used for comfort in the pic.

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