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These Animals Are Being Total Jerks, But You’ll Laugh Anyway
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These Animals Are Being Total Jerks, But You’ll Laugh Anyway

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Humans have funny relationships with the animals they love. If a person acted like a jerk, you’d probably write them off for good. But if a beloved pet or other animal you love acts up. you probably just laugh at their behavior. The following animals are acting like jerks, but we bet you’re laughing at them regardless.

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Dear Human, Why Do You Look So Puzzled?

Cats have a tendency to get in the way of things — like directly in the way. And while they might not know any better, it seems as though their actions could be interpreted differently. Take this cat, for example. He clearly sees his humans touching these puzzle pieces on the table. However, he chooses to lay down across them anyway, prohibiting additional puzzle play.

Perhaps the best part is that the cat just stares at his human as if to say, “can I help you with something?” Regardless, it doesn’t look like he is going to get up any time soon.

Bulldog Wants To Go Back To Being An Only Child

The owner of this bulldog offered to care for a buddy’s lab for a weekend, and what happened on night one was enough for this bulldog to thank his lucky stars that he’s an “only-child.”

The lab decided that it would be fun to torment the bulldog but — as you can see from the bulldog’s face — fun wasn’t actually the word for it.

The lab decided to take a seat on his new pal, and just hung out there for a while. The bulldog couldn’t do much besides look at his human in complete disgust.

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New Litter Box

This cat thinks that this box of puzzle pieces is her new litter box. She walks around in it, sniffs, and has tried to pee in it several times. When her humans sit down to do a puzzle, she waltzes over and tries to pop a squat in the box.

Doing puzzles is supposed to be relaxing and enjoyable, but every time this cat’s humans reach for a new piece, they have to hope that the cat didn’t use the box as a relief area. It doesn’t matter that the box is on the kitchen table; she thinks it’s her new potty.

Monkey Business

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“Hold the monkey,” they said. “It’ll be fun,” they said. It is unclear exactly at what point this guy started regretting his decision, but we’re going to guess that the moment he felt this monkey’s teeth sink into the side of his face, he had second thoughts.

Unfortunately, he didn’t get the social media photo that he wanted, but he can definitely add “getting bit by a monkey” to things he has accomplished in life. In many ways, the guy in the photo looks like he’s laughing. He probably has a ridiculously high pain tolerance.

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If I Fits, I Sits

Seeing a photo like this, one has to truly believe that dogs have senses of humor. Why else would this golden lab sit on his cat sibling with a big smile on his face?

Not only is he on top of the cat, but he looks super proud to be sitting there. The cat, on the other hand, looks less than happy, but sat still long enough for a photo.

The dog is probably just doing what he was told, anyway. “Sit” is one of the most common commands given to a pup, after all. Can’t blame him for that.

Kissing? Gross

Perhaps one of the most epic photobombs ever. This happy couple was posing for photos for their engagement shoot when this cat came along and decided to steal the show.

While the stray could have been all cute and sweet in the photo, he decided to show the photographer how he really felt about all this lovey-dovey stuff. His face pretty much sums up how every six-year-old boy feels about romance.

The picture couldn’t have been timed more perfectly. Hopefully the bride-and-groom-to-be were able to get some other frameable shots during their session.

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You Drink, I Bathe

These two German shepherds were very thirsty after being outside for an hour. They both started lapping up fresh water from a large bowl put out by their owner.

Within seconds, a small dog from the neighborhood realizes that he’s also hot and could use a cool down. Rather than waiting his turn or trying to get a couple of laps of water in, he decides to just lay in the bowl altogether.

The two big dogs can no longer drink the water and the little dog just sits in his makeshift ice bath without a care in the world.

Dog Is Man’s Best (Bathroom) Friend

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It’s one thing to have kids that don’t leave you alone even for one minute during the day (and throughout the night), but how about a dog that wants to be with you every second? This guy can’t even go to the bathroom without his dog crawling into his pants.

The photo he took shows his dog looking up at him in, perhaps, one of the biggest violations of privacy. Of course, dogs don’t understand that, so this guy just has to deal with the fact that his pup is really stinkin’ cute. Believe it or not, it helps.

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I Guess These Are No Longer Sanitary

These cats got into quite a bit of mischief, rummaging through a box of sanitary pads under the bathroom sink. While that may have been fun in the moment, getting caught doesn’t look so fun, judging by the look on the black cat’s face.

Of course, he probably doesn’t care much, since he’s a cat — and the moment he gets another chance to do the exact same thing, you know he won’t think twice about it.

Who knew that pads could be so much fun for a feline that doesn’t actually need to use them?

If Only You Didn’t Take Up So Much Room

Dogs of all shapes and sizes tend to get along really well — it’s just in their nature. However, it’s common for small dogs to have a need to stand their ground — to make space for themselves because they are sometimes overlooked by big dogs.

Well, this little guy isn’t letting his big brother get in the way of that. He has no problem climbing over the big lug laying on the floor. What’s that you say? It’s easier to go around? Well, that may be, but it’s not as much fun that way. Not even close.

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The Defiant Doggo

This dog’s facial expression definitely seems to say, “Yeah, I did it! So what?! As he stands in front of the massive mess he created in his owner’s kitchen. He seems to have ripped open and rummaged through the kitchen trash, which is never a good thing! Although, it’s super common for dogs to do. However, so often dogs are usually quite ashamed when they find out they are in trouble with their owners for making a mess. But this dog is definitely the exception to the rule and does not seem to care in the least that his owner is mad. What an attitude on this one!

The Helmet Of Shame!

Wow! Really, not much more needs to be said on this one. If you look closely you will notice two thins. One, the dog looks totally ashamed. Two, there is poop in the helmet! While we don’t know the exact background of this story, we can imagine it took place while the dog was on a bike ride with his owner. While stopped in the beautiful great outdoors, the dog decided to use the restroom in the owner’s helmet instead of on the vast amount of ground available. Perhaps, the owner took the dog out for too much exercise and the dog was showing his displeasure?!

The Real Life Jaws

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This still was taken from a video that shows a shark coming out of the water and biting into the inflatable side of a boat on what looks to be a fishing expedition. While many experts have said that sharks will not bother you if you are not bothering them, we are not sure the same can be said for this shark. In fact, this shark definitely looked like he knew what he was doing which is totally terrifying! Back in the 1970s Steven Spielberg made the classic horror film Jaws, which showed a shark terrorizing the people of a small beach community. Only Jaws was never supposed to be a true story. Can’t you hear it now? Dun-nun, Dun-nun, Dun-nun! (That’s supposed to be the Jaws soundtrack in case you couldn’t tell).

We’re Gonna Need Another Book

This photo is a classic. The dog has torn up his owner’s book which is entitled “Dog Training For Dummies”. Something tells us that book isn’t going to be successful with this dog. The dog’s expression is also pretty hilarious, he’s looking at the camera innocently like “What, me?” We think this owner might need to bring out the big guns and perhaps call on a professional like some local dog training classes or even go so far as to consult the experts like the dog whisperer Cesar Milan. At least the doggo definitely has one super cute face, despite his unfortunately destructive ways!

Am I In The Way?

If you have a cat you are definitely familiar with this one! For cats, there seems to be something about laptop keyboards that it just totally irresistible. Perhaps it’s the warmth that emits from the keyboard or perhaps it’s that cats like to be the center of attention at all times. This cat even seems to be looking at the screen like, “Oh, excuse me, were you working?” Or perhaps, we’ve got it all wrong and this photo is of a cat actually working behind the scenes. Maybe a cat wrote this entire list you are reading right now? You may never know the truth!

He Doesn’t Want To Share

If you’ve ever watched observed a bird feeder, you’ll notice that different types of birds are super aggressive towards the others, especially when it comes to food. Some birds will bully the rest away from the bird feeder and fend off others that come by to check it out. It’s hard to see what’s going on exactly while watching the birds. Their speedy actions are too quick for the human eye to catch, but this photo shows just what we’re missing. This bird had no intention of sharing this find of seeds and uses his legs to kick off a bird of a different species.

I Left the Vowels

Clearly, this pet bird should not be left out of his cage unattended. While some bird owners let their birds roam the house on occasion, this one is perhaps not ready for so much freedom. Here, he found his way into the bedroom where the laptop was left open on the floor. The bird took an interest to the clicking sound of the keyboard and then decided to rip off all the keys. It looks like he was caught in the act before the entire keyboard went missing.

Let’s Bring the Goat Into The House…

Someone had a bad idea here. Goats are known to be energetic and love to bump other goats and people totally randomly. They are curious and will climb on top of anything in sight. Someone had a terrible idea of bringing one of the goats into the house, and this is the result. This photo was taken at the perfect time, right before this girl was undoubtedly head butted by the family goat. They’re lucky if that’s the most damage this goat does.

The Last Slice

Okay, no excuses here. The cat knows that what’s on that plate is food, and although he’s not interested in eating it, he decides to sabotage this person’s food anyway. Maybe that’s the cat’s favorite chair, and the pizza eater should have known better, but in any case, this cat is the definition of a jerk. What if that was the last slice of pizza? Nobody appreciates a cat rolling around on their lunch. Now the cat is going to smell like a deluxe pizza as well.

Aren’t Canadians Supposed to be Nice?

While the people of Canada have a reputation for being overly nice, the same can’t be said about the geese. Here a man is walking through what looks like park or university campus when he is attacked by a Canadian goose. This must have escalated quickly, as the man is knocked down to the ground while the goose is about to take a bite at him. He better get up and start running quick, as another goose looks on, ready to join in on being a jerk for no reason.

Self-Centered Squirrel

When traveling as a couple, you can expect plenty of selfies and timed photos. Here a happy couple set-up a camera with a beautiful view of their travels, set the timer, and posed in the background. But then, just as the photo was about to be taken, a squirrel jumps up and photobombs the image. The camera instead, focuses on him, and the couple appears to be blurry, although laughing about the squirrel insisting on being at the center of attention. Since this photo is being passed around the internet, it’s clear the couple has no hard feelings towards the egotistical local.

Good Luck Getting Him Out

What do you do when a ferret crawls into your guitar? There’s no punch line here, really, what do you do? Either the owner couldn’t find his ferret, or he picked up his guitar and was hissed at. Whatever the case, they’re going to have a hard time coercing the ferret to get out of the guitar. Known to sneak into narrow places, ferrets can fit just about anywhere, and this proves it. If he doesn’t come out willingly, the owner will need to take all of the strings off the guitar.

Sabotaging Your BBQ

The grill was just about ready to throw on the meat, and then the brats are nowhere to be found. The first reaction would be to blame the dog, but this time it was the cat that stole the food for the BBQ. This cat managed to grab four sausage links and climb up a tree. He’s going to be a little disappointed when he finds out that meat tastes better when it’s cooked properly. Anyway, this cat is a total jerk for having ruined everyone’s’ delicious BBQ dinner. Even if they were able to retrieve the sausage, no one wants to eat that.

You Should Have Locked That

Although this woman is safely in her car with the windows up, she didn’t survive the baboon attack unscathed. This clever gang of monkeys decided to go after this woman and her car and wreck total havoc. They don’t seem to be taking her belongings, so much as throwing them everywhere. She would have been okay if only she had remembered to lock the cargo rack on her roof! These monkeys are definitely jerks. Someone nearby couldn’t resist snapping a photo of this chaos.

Give Me Ribs

Employees of this ribs restaurant were probably wondering why business was unusually slow that night. You have to contemplate how badly you really want ribs in this case. Is it worth the possibility of being attacked by a bear? The bear must have smelled the sweet smell of smoked meat and came to check it out. When he saw what appeared to be another bear, already on the rooftop, he decided it was a good move. Imagine how shocked the locals were, who are used to seeing the wood bear on the roof, to see a real one!

Salt on the Wound

This poor dog came home from an operation, most likely on medicine, and is trying to relax on the couch. The cat he lives with clearly is not sympathetic to the dog’s situation whatsoever. While the dog lays uncomfortably wearing his cone of shame, the cat decides to add insult to injury, and walk across the dog’s face, smooshing the plastic cone against him. The dog has clearly had enough, and has given up completely, just allowing this to happen.

Still Drinking That?

Some people simply have to have their coffee every morning. And this cat has paid attention long enough to know that his human picks up this white mug every few minutes to take a swig of whatever is inside.

To stop that nonsense — and to get himself some attention — the cat decided to put his paw inside the coffee mug. Now, his human won’t pick up the mug, no more coffee will be drunk, and he may actually get some behind-the-ear scratches that he wants every morning. Everyone has needs, you see. It’s just about who will go to what lengths to get them.

How’s the Cable?

Wow! This cat definitely takes the whole “cats being cats” thing to a totally new level. This cat has made their way up to their owner’s satellite dish and is looking down mockingly as though to say, “Oh, is this disrupting your TV watching habits?” Why yes, cat! This would probably disrupt the satellite signal. It might even be enough to prompt you to call your cable provider which might have been how this photo was snapped in the first place. Perhaps, the satellite technician came out to check out the problem with the signal only to find that a furry feline was behind the disruption.

Oh, Were You Going To Drink Out Of These?

This little kitty thought that laying across a few water jars was not only convenient but super comfortable. Obviously, her human had no intention of actually drinking any of this water — and if he did, well, he doesn’t anymore.

If you look closely, you’ll notice that this cat is making sure that no one puts their mouth on that mason jar. She has purrfectly (see what I did there?) placed her bottom half over the jar’s opening.

If you are wondering if she is comfortable, she definitely is. The more thirsty you appear, the longer she’s going to sit right there.

Favorite Lounge Spot? Shoe Rack Tier 3

This cat’s humans bought a kitty condo for him, but he refuses to sit on it. Why? He prefers his dad’s shoe rack. Why? Because he’s a cat.

Not only does this cat like to play on the soft top panel, but he also likes the scratching sound that his nails make when they swipe the canvas. That’s why you see that big tear.

Not to mention, the cat wanted to ensure that his humans don’t put any stinky shoes on the top tier as he enjoys his perch. It’s actually really smart thinking.

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