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My wife got me an iPad for my birthday this year and I finally started putting pen to paper, or rather, Apple Pencil to screen.

I’ve been a “misplaced Texan” since I left home to join the Navy right after 9-11-01. I’ve spent the majority of my recent free time off the ship drawing some of my humorous life experiences… many of which just happen to focus on being a very proud Texan who hasn’t lived in Texas for nearly 20 years.

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The Misplaced Texan

The epic and ancient “beans in chili” argument. I say beans DO go in chili, but I’m just a man who loves beans.

Whataburger is life and it represents home when you’re thousands of miles away.

My wife has NOTHING to worry about but it’s nice to know she cares.

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It’s a fact of life that Whataburger is the BEST fast food burger. Don’t come at me, Californians. It’s all in good fun and I have to admit that your Mexican food is super tasty.

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When you think you’re the “Texan-iest” Texan but you’ve dropped a step during your time away.

The best barbecue in town.

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My wife says I have “man eyes” when I can’t find something but I think women hide stuff from us on purpose to assert their dominance.

Driving to Texas and back is always an adventure!

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I grew up in the middle of nowhere South Texas. My little sister was literally the only other kid for miles and miles. I had a very active imagination, books, an art desk, art supplies, and eventually satellite TV to keep me occupied.

Becoming your parents is inevitable.

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