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#1
I took a paintbrush from our house, went into the backyard, turned on the hose, and proceeded to paint the white fence with mud. When my dad came out, I blamed the dog. I said, and I quote, “Buddy did it.” In my cute little toddler voice. I made Buddy sit in timeout for 10 seconds for “being naughty” lol.
Final score:
2points
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#2
I wanted my mini computer when I was like 3 or 4 and I yelled I WANT MY FOGER (yes I called it a foger) my mom had to ask my oldest sister what the heck I meant some how she knew I meant my mini computer
Final score:
1point
