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I’ve Been Mummifying Real Monsters For 25 Years, And Now I Sell Them To Museums
Since early childhood, I’ve had a passion for monsters, mummies, and fish. When I reached the age of 20, I decided to combine all three and create mummified monster fish!
And now, 25 years later, I made my passion into a fulltime job, and I create monsters for museums and collectors worldwide.
I want to show you some of my work, from aggressive river monsters to scary deep-sea fish.
And if you would like to see more monsters, check out my Instagram linked below!
More info: Instagram
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#1
The Horrific Mouth Of A Lamprey (Bloodsucking Parasite)
Final score:
59points
pandaes 5 years ago
I saw one of these alive in an aquarium and it scared the hell out of me. Romans used to like to eat them, tho
Monika Soffronow 5 years ago
"Lampreys have long been used as food for humans. They were highly appreciated by the ancient Romans. During the Middle Ages, they were widely eaten by the upper classes throughout Europe—especially during Lent when eating meat was prohibited, on account of their meaty taste and texture." "Adults superficially resemble eels in that they have scaleless, elongated bodies, and can range from 13 to 100 cm (5 to 40 inches) in length."(Wikipedia)
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Ashley Conover 5 years ago
I knew that the outside had all those Jagged teeth but I did not know about the inside with more teeth. *shutters
kathryn stretton 5 years ago
One of these got me. Years ago. Still have the scar on my finrer. Proper scary.
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#2
The Weird And Wonderful Teeth Of A Wolf-Fish
Final score:
47points
#5
The Teeth Filled Mouth Of A Deep-Sea Serpent
Final score:
41points
#6
The Mighty Goliath Tiger Fish From Africa
Final score:
39points
#7
The Dorado From Brazil, A Very Aggressive And Strong Fish
Final score:
39points
#8
Deep-Sea Viper Fish
Final score:
37points
#9
A Snakehead Fish From Thailand
Final score:
34points
#12
Two Huge Mummified Payara (Vampire Fish) Heads
Final score:
30points
#14
A Ripsaw Catfish
Final score:
29points
Blakkur Sverrir 5 years ago (edited)
Fish designer: We need more Teeth ---- Engineer: But the jaw is full -------- FD: Add another jaw then... more.... still more. Now fill the spaces between jaws with more teeth. More! Fit some small teeth between the Big ones. More! More!! GIMME MORE TEETH!!! AND NOW AT THEETH ALONG ITS SPINE! TEEEEEEEEEETH!!!!
#17
The Frightening Mouth Of A Huge Mummified Monkfish
This fish is also called Sea-Devil, a name worthy of it’s scary look
Final score:
23points
#18
The Teeth-Filled Jaws Of The Bowfin Fish (Amia Calva)
This primitive fish is a "living fossil"
#21
An Anjoemara (Amazon Wolf Fish) Skull
Final score:
19points
#22
Deep-Sea Snaggletooth Fish
Final score:
18points
#23
The Mouth Of The Black Piranha
#24
The Jaws Of A Huge Halibut That Weighed Over 200 Kg (440 Lbs)
#25
The Wolf-Herring
Final score:
15points
#26
Taxidermied Deep-Sea Lantern Fish
#27
The Nasty Teeth Of A Hake Fish
#28
Taxidermied Deep-Sea Dragon Fish
#29
Deep-Sea Viper Fish
Final score:
14points
#30
A Payara (Vampire Fish) Skull, The Long Teeth Are Over 2” (5 Cm) Long
Final score:
14points
#31
Frogfish
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Pauline McLaggan 5 years ago
How to monsters like these manage without a dentist! Do they just die if teeth are damaged? I know they have no sugar in there diets before someone hauls me up for playful question!
Lola 5 years ago
A lot of them can grow the lost ones over and over again.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Fascinating. Thanks. However looking at pictures from the safety of my recliner is about as close as I care to get.
Crochet lady 5 years ago
It's amazing and terrifying and really hard to believe that we love on the same planet as creatures like this, that are so different to us.
Seabeast 5 years ago
Okaaay... I used to enjoy open water swimming. Now I think I'll stick to swimming pools.
Cori 5 years ago
WHY do fish need so many teeth!?! This entire article is why I never go past my ankles when walking on the beach. No to ALL of that. Just. No. Also my new goal in life is to seriously watch my karma so I don't come back as a shrimp or something. Now I'm off to shudder internally for the next hour.
Patrick James 5 years ago
Oh my God! Stay out of the water! There is nothing remotely as scary on land.
Pauline McLaggan 5 years ago
How to monsters like these manage without a dentist! Do they just die if teeth are damaged? I know they have no sugar in there diets before someone hauls me up for playful question!
Lola 5 years ago
A lot of them can grow the lost ones over and over again.
Load More Replies... Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago
Fascinating. Thanks. However looking at pictures from the safety of my recliner is about as close as I care to get.
Crochet lady 5 years ago
It's amazing and terrifying and really hard to believe that we love on the same planet as creatures like this, that are so different to us.
Seabeast 5 years ago
Okaaay... I used to enjoy open water swimming. Now I think I'll stick to swimming pools.
Cori 5 years ago
WHY do fish need so many teeth!?! This entire article is why I never go past my ankles when walking on the beach. No to ALL of that. Just. No. Also my new goal in life is to seriously watch my karma so I don't come back as a shrimp or something. Now I'm off to shudder internally for the next hour.
Patrick James 5 years ago
Oh my God! Stay out of the water! There is nothing remotely as scary on land.
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