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In a world that’s in a constant state of change, you can never stop learning. That’s why many of us are always hungry for tasty knowledge bites and nibbles of information to help us better navigate our surroundings. However, as much as it is easy to be amazed by what humanity and nature are capable of, there’s also a darker side we often overlook.

So quite recently, Redditor RefrigeratorDry495 decided to learn more about it and reached out to AskReddit to start up a thread about simple yet incredibly disturbing and scary facts. People from far and wide rolled up their sleeves and started typing out responses that really are not for the faint of heart.

From creepy stuff about our past to alarmingly unsettling statistics, we at Bored Panda handpicked some of the most popular answers from the thread. So if you’re ready to witness how real life can be far more terrifying than fiction, continue scrolling and share your thoughts with us in the comments! A small note of warning, though, some of these facts can seem a bit overwhelming, so if you’re in great need of something lighter, take a look at our recent post full of wholesome stories right here.

#1

40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Sharks have been around for at least 420 million years, meaning they have survived four of the “big five” mass extinctions. That makes them older than humanity, older than Mount Everest, older than dinosaurs, older even than trees. Yet we could potentially see them extinct in our lifetime

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    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before If a biological trait is common in almost every human, then it evolved for a reason. Almost everybody has the same response to the "uncanny valley," or in other words we are made uncomfortable by things that look almost human but not quite. This implies humans once had a reason to fear something that looks human but isn't.

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    #3

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Egyptian mummies wouldn’t be so rare today if the Victorian British hadn’t eaten most of them.

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    Deborah B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They also burned them as fuel, especially in Egypt. Short on firewood? Burn the lovingly-preserved bodies of ancient locals. Colonialists were crappy people.

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    If there’s one thing that never ceases to amaze us, it's the amount of knowledge in the world. We can spend a lifetime trying to make sense of our surroundings by gathering new information every chance we get. One additional perk is that we get to spice up dull conversations and come up with new brilliant ideas to make this planet just a tad better.

    More often than not, however, we applaud and celebrate the technological breakthroughs that we humans manage to create and also the mesmerizing beauty of the natural world. Let’s be honest, the disturbing and scary facts about real life may catch our attention, but they’re bound to send shivers down our spines. Sure, it’s better to be safe than sorry, but who really wants to know about massive super volcanos or missing nuclear weapons that have never been recovered? That's nightmare material right there.

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    #4

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before You have no way of really knowing if everyone experiences reality and consciousness the same way you do.

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We know that tastes (food) aren't experienced in the same way..

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    #5

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Statistically speaking, if you are a woman and get murdered, it was most likely by a family member, partner or ex-partner, in your own home. If you are a man and get murdered, it was most likely by an acquaintance or stranger, in a public place.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watch a lot of true crime, and when a woman gets murdered it's actually surprising when it turns out NOT to be the boyfriend/husband.

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    #6

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Maximum part of oxygen came from sea/oceans. But people always talks about protecting trees not sea/oceans.

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    And i was like WTF!!
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If i am not mistaken (correct me if i am) algae and corrals do most of the work converting Carbon dioxide to oxygen

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    But it looks like turning a blind eye to the uneasy side of life is not that easy. You see, there’s one thing we humans are wired to do — seek out the gloom. As daunting as that may sound, we have this tendency to give more significance to negative thoughts than positive or neutral ones, something the experts call the negativity bias.

    Rick Hanson, Ph.D., psychologist and author of Hardwiring Happiness, explained that humans evolved to be fearful, and it helped keep us alive. "This vulnerability to feeling threatened has effects at many levels, ranging from individuals, couples, and families, to schoolyards, organizations and nations," he wrote and stressed how important it is to be aware of how our brains become wary if we want to regain some amount control in the way we perceive the world.

    #7

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before the world invests more money in viagra and botox than in the study of Alzheimer

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you suggesting that the world is hard and expressionless when it comes to Alzheimer's research?

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    #8

    Moving back the start time for school in an area resulted in 70% less car accidents. Similarly at each daylight saving, heart attacks and accidents decrease with an hour of extra sleep and increase with an hour less of sleep. Sleep is crazy important.

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    Jenny Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Moving back the start time would mean less sleep though right? ..I'm just confused on that part because it resulted in less accidents when school was earlier but similarly the extra hours sleep meant less heart attacks and accidents..sleep is important but wouldn't you be losing sleep if the school run was earlier ?

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    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Cotard's syndrome, also called "walking corpse syndrome," is a condition wherein the patient believes they are dead, dying, missing parts of their bodies, or don't exist. Some people with Cotard's syndrome may stop speaking or eating since they believe they're dead.

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happens to the lass in Hannibal tv series right?

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    Hanson stated that the nervous system has been evolving for 600 million years. "Our ancestors had to make a critical decision many times a day: approach a reward or avoid a hazard,” he wrote. People had to find food, have children, and hide from predators to survive and avoid threats.

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    However, if our ancestors missed out on food one day, they could easily find some more the next. But if they failed to dodge potential dangers, they didn't get the chance to pass on their genes to future generations. "Consequently, your body generally reacts more intensely to negative stimuli than to equally strong positive ones," Hanson explained.

    #10

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before You can condition someone with zero personal/family history of mental illness into having some very severe mental illnesses within about a week.

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    #11

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before The entire planet could be immediately destroyed by any one of a number of cosmic events that we have no way of seeing or stopping like rogue black holes. Worse...there are some events we can very much see coming, but do absolutely nothing about.

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    Karri Berkowitz
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like killing Earth. Last I knew of we can't just move to another planet.

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    #12

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before I read somewhere ( don’t remember where) that you are more likely to be bitten by someone in New York than to be bitten by a shark.

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    "The alarm bell of your brain — the amygdala (you’ve got two of these little almond-shaped regions, one on either side of your head) — uses many of its neurons to look for bad news: it’s primed to go negative in most people," the psychologist continued. "Once it sounds the alarm, negative events and experiences get quickly stored in memory — in contrast to positive events and experiences, which are not prioritized in the same way."

    But while this is a great way to pass on gene copies, our quality of life has been improving significantly and proving we don’t actually need to feel afraid or anxious all of the time. To lead a healthy and fulfilling life, we need to better grasp this tendency to focus on the negativities and understand that things are usually not as bad. So if you’re feeling overwhelmed by all the discomforting things around you, try to pay attention to what’s in front of you.

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    #13

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Yellowstone is a giant super volcano. If it blows, things on this planet will go really bad really fast.

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    Libby Tailor
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there any geologist here? How many super volcanoes do exist on the Earth?

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    Every time you move your eyes from one spot to another, you go blind for the instant your eyes are moving. It’s called “Saccadic masking”, it’s an evolutionary trait to stop us from getting motion sick. Your brain fills in the blank spot with whatever you end up looking at and context clues. It’s why when you first look at a clock, the second hand seems to take longer to click the first time

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    #15

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Chimps don't attack to kill. Instead they aim for the genitals, face, and fingers and will leave the opponent alive. There have been many people who have owned chimps who have turned on their owners and left them incredibly disfigured. One case, the chimp ripped a man's junk off. In all cases, faces were mutilated and fingers were chewed off. It's pretty much how they instinctively fight in the wild. So if you think that chimp is going to be a cute pet, better think twice. Even if you raised it since it was born, they'll turn on you at any second. A disfigurement roulette waiting to happen. Vile creatures.

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    Ann Pattinson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think anyone who keeps a chimp as a pet is rather asking for problems. They aren't meant to be pets!

    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think you mean 'wild' creatures. They are not vile. They are humanised wild animals and then people are surprised when one attacks them. Leave wild animals in the wild.

    K
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not quite. See Gombe: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

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    Katy McMouse
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile creatures? I hope op meant the jerks who essentially keep prisoner chimps and other wild animals not ever meant to be pets. They're the vile creatures, not the poor chimps.

    DuchessDegu
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimps are pretty nasty with each other and other smaller primates, they'll kill for dominance (and eat the loser). That behaviour is not exclusive to chimps of course, but people tend to think a chimp is less dangerous than a lion for instance. Vile is a bit harsh though, they don't behave like that for fun, it's really survival of the fittest. They are absolutely not pets and belong in the wild.

    Dynein
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One thing to consider when assessing the danger of an animal to humans: Humans are experts of persistence. We *evolved* to be able to go for hours and hours without tiring, when every other animal would have collapsed from overheating. However, among other things we sacrificed *short-time strength* for this (they require different types of muscle tissue, so you can't excel in both at the same time). If an animal looks like it should be about as strong as a human - it's much stronger than that. If it looks like it should be stronger - it's way, *way* stronger. Humans should never, ever, underestimate the strength of other animals.

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    NsG
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Could be referring to the pet owners?

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    GoGoPDX
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The last line of this post really rubbed me the wrong way. Chimps are wild animals that have their own social system and behaviors that have evolved over millions of years to help them survive as a species. They are not meant to be pets, period. Humans also do way more harm to each other in hundreds of different ways then pretty much most other species of animal.

    Emma B
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's anyone who thinks they can 'own' a chimp or keeps one as a pet who's a vile creature.

    Bill cipher
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I heard a story where someone had locked herself in her car cause her pet chimp ripped her friends face off

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. Not the owners - her friends. The owner got away unhurt. The foolish, foolish woman. Keeping a pet chimpanzee, feeding it wine and Valium is one of the worst ideas in a long, sad history of bad ideas. That story pissed me off something wicked.

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    Prune Tracy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Crazy, it's almost like we maybe shouldn't be holding wild animals captive. I don't blame the "vile creatures" at all in this situation. Unless by "vile creatures" you mean "people".

    Angie E
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the only "vile creature" in this scenario is the human who thinks it's cool to have a chimp as a pet. Just sayin 🤷🏼‍♀️

    Kathryn Baylis
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wild can be tamed, but it is not domesticated. It takes multiple generations of breeding for docility for a wild animal to be domesticated. Look up the Siberian Fox experiment.

    Mishka
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile creatures are the humans keeping chimps as pets.

    Id row
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All I can think of is that one woman who had her face ripped off by a chimp. It was horrific.

    MAKtheknife
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple solution - don't keep them as pets! Duh!

    Ann Jeppesen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People having chimps as pets are the vile creatures. Chimps just react like evolution have taught them to.

    Rabbit-Of-ill-Portent️
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not vile if they're put in a place they have no business being in

    Erin Shaw
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn't say vile. They are what they are. Humans shouldn't try make everything their pet.

    Chich
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once thought monkeys and chimps sort of cute. Then I visited a country where they are in the wild. What a bunch of obnoxious little twats!

    Stephanie A Mutti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I learned that Chimpanzees will eat monkeys, it changed my world. FIRST of all, until recently I thought Chimpanzees WERE monkeys...

    Jon S.
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Technically all apes are also monkeys. Apes are a tail-less subset rather than an entirely sperate grouping.

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    K
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't correct. Chimps have been known to kill for killing's sake. See the Gombe Chimp War: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gombe_Chimpanzee_War

    Bedlamite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't say vile creatures. They're just behaving according to their nature. It's the human's fault for taking the chimpanzee out of It's natural environment.

    Amanda Hunter
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's humans who imprison them who are vile.

    Cubbypotato
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember that person who’s face was ripped off

    Helen Witten
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember a true story about a chimp owner in the States had a female friend come visit and the chimp attacked the visitor. The poor woman had her face ripped off and her eyes mangled so she ended up having to have her face reattached and was totally blind. It was truly horrific :(

    Bill Conrad
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they are much stronger than you are.

    Jessica Cifelli
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason if you ever watch a zoological program on the tv, the zookeepers are never in the same space as large primates. There is always cage walls separating the keeper from the animal. And what they don't tell you, if they are ever doing any kind of medical exam where the primate is anesthetized, there is always someone standing just out of camera frame with a loaded rifle, just in case the animal wakes up. Large primates can be extremely dangerous.

    Michelle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I saw on a Nat Geo or something that they maim and disfigure, purposely going for genitals, faces, etc because it is a purposeful degradation and insult. In the wild, that male won't be competition for breeding. Face missing would make it tough as well. But then you have to walk around and live your life with hideous disfigurement. Scientists believe it is truly malicious behavior with the intent to hurt, shame and ruin the other without killing. Like lifelong torture. Ya know, something like what people do......

    Sterling Hill
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Primates do not make good pets. NONE of them. Because they are very social troop oriented creatures, taking just one in a house is very cruel. Many times they get psychotic, biting themselves, pulling their hair out. I really wanted a baby monkey so bad until I did my homework. Please watch this video In Their Own Words: The Sad Stories of Pet Primates https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9ZBJ1xqKZ8

    xianshep
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must be why Michael Jackson had all those surgeries!

    A_UserHere
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i need to learn their fighting style lol

    Distinguished Gentleman
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    2 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the vile creatures are the humans who keep wild animals as pets

    K Madd
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like in the movie "Nope" lol

    Moya Satterwhite
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s where the wild bit in animals is a hint that they’re wild.

    Jude Corrigan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only vile creatures are humans that imprison animals without suitable care and space. I do not mean zoos as they do not treat the animals as pets then blame them for natural behaviour.

    Trish Ferguson
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I appreciate the post stating people shouldn't have them as pets but when you end it with "vile creatures" in such a negative way, well.. you're just a big a*s hypocrite being a human lol.

    Jill Tremblay
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vile creatures" Ok, and humans are so much better right. Simple solution. Keep the wild animals out in the wild. Leave them alone.

    Lady Goldberry
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wtf is the 'vile creatures' comment about??

    Celesta
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't "vile creatures" they are highly intelligent and social creatures not meant to PETS, no wonder they react badly.

    Kalevra
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and they are our closest living relative.

    Katinka Min
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would assume it is illegal in most place to have chimp as pets and where it is not illegal, people probably know better than trying to do that.

    Susan Williams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These methods work for women who are being attacked by men, too.

    backatya
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yup they're just like humans.

    Taylor Sublett
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google "chimpanzee alopecia" to see how yoked they are. Basically natural body builders

    Seaweed Vibes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humans are waaay more violent but we typically use tools like knives, guns, ropes to hurt or kill.

    Celtic Pirate Queen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Keeping any wild animal as a pet is asking for trouble. Ya'll remember Ziegfried & Roy?

    Riley Quinn
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimpanzees are vile creatures because they might turn on their human captors. No, OP, you're a vile creature.

    B S
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    frankly i don't want a pet that has between 5 and 10× human strength, human level problem solving skills and none of the higher reasoning and fights in such a way humans usually design landmines and antipersonnel weapons to work.

    Keisha
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a reason that monkeys and other wild animals belong in their natural habitat. Certain animals can be domesticated they can't,no matter how much you think they love you today.

    Lauri Ceriani
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And isn't it ironic that the gorilla has the aggressive reputation but with no known lethal attacks? smh

    Perry Cummings
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Vile creatures"!!!!!???? Humans do worse to each other. I guess we are vile too.

    Kaleb Prichard (MiraiKuma)
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This could be linked the the uncanny valley post. "I don't trust it, kill it with fire!"

    Fabian Chan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that what happened to MJ’s nose?

    Alan Strachan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimpanzees are not vile creatures. They are highly evolved life forms. The vile creatures are the ones keeping them as pets and getting their "junk ripped off" is well deserved!

    Cadfael
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimpanzees are NOT vile creatures. WE are the vile creatures for trying to make them into pets and into little humans. They are WILD animals, as many have found out to their sorrow.

    The Cute Cat
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, not the chimp.. Any person who think they are a pet is the vile creature

    grey galah
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    could this be the answer to the uncanny valley?

    David Brown
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It hasn't been all that long ago since a woman's friend had her face ripped off by one while she was visiting her home. Made me see them in a different light for sure.

    Wenwood Jenkins
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds good to me , I mean humans destroyed their environment and cage them. So their victims do deserve what they get.

    Nadine
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile? How about that they belong in the wild, not in an apartment?

    Barbara Kayton
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monkeys will do the same thing. People think they are adorable, but an Aunt-in-law died after her pet monkey ripped a body part off her. Exotic animals rarely make safe pets.

    Sensitive Issues
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Human are the "Vile creatures" not the chimpanzee who is just being themselves.

    SelkieBlackfysh
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why keep a chimp as a pet? Just foster some kids LMAO almost the same experience. Just less chance of physical mutilation.

    Shannon Kathleen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are incredibly strong, able to rip a man's arm off strong.

    Edamame
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1551868/Chimpanzee-attack-news-woman-face-ripped-off-Missouri-Chimpanzee-Sanctuary#:~:text=In%20a%20show%20of%20terrifying,she%20was%20left%20brain%2Ddamaged. i got nightmares from this

    Julianne Hannes
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to mention baby chimps cruely torn from their mothers will require you to hold them 24/7 even in the shower for the first two years and cannot EVER be away from you or all hell breaks loose.

    Ruth Riegler
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, they're not vile creatures - the selfish idiots who buy them to show off and treat them as though they were dolls or passive household pets are.

    Suck it Trebek
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the people who wlown chimps as pets that are the vile creatures.

    Jigsaw's Puzzle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someday imma just get an attack chimp and train him to go for the balls of anyone that annoys me.

    Rhyleigh Beer
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They do this to make you less “human: (or monkey)

    Al Christensen
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bands of chimps in the wild hunt and kill other primate species, and eat them.

    Bobby
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dont really think it's just a random switch flips and the chimp goes crazy. Something the person did triggered it, even if we don't know what that trigger was. Hell, how many animals actually smile? I bet most other animals would just see teeth being bared and that's a sign of aggression

    Porch Santa
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Monkey see monkey do pop up yet?

    Dead Died Death
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile creatures? I assume you mean the humans that keep them as pets?

    Tx jac
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldnt call them vile creatures ...they are just going to do what chimps gonna do ...they should not be owned as pets

    Potato Puffin
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not vile creatures.... incredibly intelligent apes. Very unpredictable and not suitable as pets though

    Felicia Dale
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Downvote for the “vile creatures” comment.

    Miss Ann Thrope
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimps testicles are twice the size of human's. They are loaded with testosterone.

    Marco Conti
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you keep a chimp as a pet, and you don't work in a sanctuary, you pretty much deserve to be separated from your junk.

    Mikey Kliss
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Down vote for the "Vile Creatures" comment. Its a wild animal. Leave it in the wild and you wont have a mutilated face

    Anita Pickle
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People keeping a chimp as a pet seem to be the vile creature out of the two

    Caroline Nagel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile creatures? They should not be kept in captivity.

    Eb
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not fair to call them vile. They've just evolved their own survival instincts.

    rehanne garvey
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the need in calling a wild animal thats behaving like a wild animal, vile? 🤔

    Will Lanni
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So crazy how telling it is about the original poster's view of the natural world by the last sentence. "Vile creatures." Also the most closely related to homo sapiens genetically. Hmm.

    Natalia Allen
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are not vile creatures. They are or should be wild animals. Edit my bad just saw scagsy's comment ...

    MimSorensson
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, come now - the fact that they’re wild apes with the strength of an adult tiger and the disposition of an enraged badger doesn’t make them vile. It’s easy to avoid keeping them as a pet: just do not keep wild jungle animals who can rip your arms out of their sockets as pets, man.

    Jackie Warner
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean vile humans for caging them.

    nooneimportant
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true... Humans ARE vile creatures

    Andy Frobig
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll only be vile thousands of years from now, when they've learned to speak, use guns, and blow up the Statue of Liberty.

    Steve Kenney
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How are they vile? If someone is stupid enough to have a wild animal at home for a pet they're literally asking for trouble.

    UpupaEpops
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Vile creatures indeed. Assuming you were talking about humans who try and keep them as pets.

    T'Mar of Vulcan
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimps have similar DNA to humans... so if they're vile... what does that make us? We do horrible things to our own kind as well as other species.

    Any
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't surprise me, apes are human ancestors.

    Dadolwch
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Chimps are also cannibals and often eat the babies of rival clans. But hey, they're also our closest living genetic relative, so....

    HarriMissesScotland
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love watching them in the wild, but I am terrified of them, for the reasons stated above.

    Yayheterogeneity
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the difference between domesticated and wild animals. Even domesticated animals can turn on you, if genetics or treatment is not well...

    Jojo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There‘s this famous 911 call where a woman calls because her pet chimp rips her friends face off. Don‘t listen to it if you are easily triggered, it‘s VERY disturbing… :(

    Kiri
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I also don’t like chimps

    Lorrie Rothstein
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I.remembe a story in the news about a chimp that ripped off a womans face

    Keley Babs
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, who is really the "VILE" creature here? The one who behaves as instinct tells them? Or the one who tries to force them to be something they aren't. "VILE" creatures shouldn't be kept as pets

    MelFunction
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would argue that they aren't vile creatures at all. They are wild animals and people need to realise that wild animals aren't meant to be pets.

    TEDDEHBEAR!!!!
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't "vile creatures" they are wild intelligent animals! If it's not a domesticated animal it shouldn't be a pet!

    Kim Bush
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only "vile creatures" in this scenario are the human idiots who think possessing a wild animal will make them cool or popular.

    Sean Stimson
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're not vile creatures, they're wild animals that should not be kept as pets

    Poultry Geist
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes sense when you think about how teenagers act then take what you know about chimps and I can see it happening so clearly! Thank god my daughter wasn’t a chimp !

    Craig Reynolds
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In order for the chimp to have ripped the man's "junk" off, it would have to have been in the open and on display which has me thinking that perhaps that chimp had a very valid reason to do what it did.

    ᔑᓵᒷ 𝙹⎓ ᓭ!¡ᔑ↸ᒷᓭ
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or you know, if it can rip through 3 layers of skin, and much of the meat in a human male genitals, a chimp could probably rip through fabric.

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    Catie Reams
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate chimps, apes in general.

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    At least they are less annoying than mosquitoes

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    Despite literally all war propaganda from every country saying otherwise, you are not going to make an individual impact in glorious battle and die valiantly in a hail of bullets. Statistically, you are overwhelmingly more likely to be killed by an explosive device launched miles away by a vehicle you will never see, long before you ever get a chance to pull the trigger.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And literally EVERY country runs its own propaganda in all wars. That includes OUR side in the Ukraine war. Some things are not reported, some things that are reported are not true and some is exaggeration. Some of it isn't even news but is designed to make you support the war itself. Keep your eyes peeled for it. Harder to do when the propaganda involves limiting the outlets for news to their own side only. You have nothing to compare it to..

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    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before idk why this freaks some ppl out, but gelatin is made out of bones. That's right - your melted marshmallow in your hot chocolate is melted animal bone. It's good stuff. That's why the traditional marshmallows aren't vegan or halal...

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never find out if this is true because I REFUSE to look in a mirror in a semi-dark room. I've just seen too many horror movies to fall for that! LOL!

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    A male honey bee's ejaculation is so strong it makes his d**k explode, killing him.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So that’s his life? Honey, nut, cheerio!

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    #21

    I’m friends with a professor of soil ecology here in the Midwest. She says that if we don’t change our current farming practices, much of the Midwest’s soil will be infertile with one to two generations.

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s generous. Likely sooner than that.

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    #22

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Capgras Syndrome is a mental delusion where you believe that the people closest to you have been replaced by impostors

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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is not a delusion if it has really happened.

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    Squirrels carry all the same diseases as rats but humans don’t mind because their cute.

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    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Your phone is likely spying on you right now as you're reading this

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    The leap in technological advancement from us to a race that could *actually* traverse the galaxy/universe is astronomically ludicrous. We are absolutely nothing in comparison to any race that has created ways to reach us. Meaning any race capable of finding us would be so advanced and so much more knowledgeable than us that they could observe us without us ever knowing. They would have technologies, weapons, etc outside our realm of understanding and would be able to annihilate us with ease, just given the fact that their ability to generate/harness power would be unparalleled. If any alien ever came to earth with hostile tendencies, short of a miracle, we’d be doomed.

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    InfiniteZero
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing they only come here for the a**l probing. Speaking of which...

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    #26

    Alligators can climb trees

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thank goodness there are no alligators here in Australia! *crocodile the size of a van appears* D'OH!

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    #27

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before 6 nuclear weapons have been lost and never recovered since the 1950s.

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    Katie Lutesinger
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By the time someone thinks to check out the mysterious object stashed under my house, it will be too late to stop me. MWAHAHAHAH!

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    #28

    40 Haunting Real-Life Facts You've Probably Never Heard Before Your eyes have a seperate immune-system from the rest of your body. Once your body's immune system discovers you have eyes, it will attack and inflame the blood vessels in the back of your eyes. This can lead to your vision decreasing or even going blind.

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    Ihave$165
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What condition is this called I need to know.

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    #29

    The odds of dying in a car accident are 1 in 107. Not only that you can die in a car only going 40mph and something like 30-percent of the people driving after 10pm are driving drunk. Driving is super dangerous and most people take it for granted.

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    Turt_Le
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I recently learned of 'floppy' physics which explains the phenomena of drunk drivers escaping from fatal accidents with minimal injuries because the alcohol is a relaxant and stops them reacting and tensing during the crash. Other non-intoxicated occupants/pedestrians are not so lucky

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    #30

    Dell computers were so bad that there was a website where you could click a button and it would show someone's random webcam without them knowing.

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    ChickenNugget
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    pov: youre using a dell computer now *Slowly covers webcam*

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    #31

    If you live in a major city there is a nuke aimed at you

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    El Dee
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spent much of my life living near a nuclear base. The advantage is that, if nuclear war breaks out, you will be killed instantaneously rather than the lingering death from radiation poisoning..

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    #32

    If you have a parasite in your body, there's only a slim chance you'll know about it before it pops out of your skin or leaves through the back door. Also, some parasites pop out of skin.

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    thEBOrdeSTpaNDA
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a nightmare about a worm coming out of my leg when I was like 6 or 7. Still remember it

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    #33

    You can be seriously Injured from a sneeze

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was washing up and had plates in both hands when a sneeze came at me. I didn't want to drop the plates so I braced myself for an uncontrolled sneeze. It put my back out. I thought I had slipped a disc and was bedridden for two weeks! The pain was tremendous and I couldn't walk. I had to crawl to my bed. Beware of sneezes, yes they spread diseases but nobody ever talks about the injuries they cause. Beware.

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    1/3 of US murders go unsolved.

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    We have trace amounts of iron, gold, nickel, and silver within our bloodstream which means with enough people you could drain them of their blood, dilute it down to separate it, and eventually be able to make a full ingot of iron, gold, nickel, and silver.

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    #36

    Bored ducklings can become cannibals!

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some male ducks will take part in gang rape.

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    #37

    If chronic wasting disease jumps to humans, the Zombie Apocalypse may become a real thing.

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    Josurf
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough with the vampires and zombies already... can't you guys come up with something original... like a virus ... no not a virus, ... a crazy warmongering president...no, not that either...a....let's see... what didn't Hollywood or the World come up with yet...? Aliens, revolting monkeys, sharknados, tornados, tsunamis, World freezing, World burning, giant worms, giant insects, dino's, nuclear catastrophe, asteroids .. damn, not much left.... There I know: a black hole coming in close...

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    If a panda finds a fresh carcass, they'll eat it

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    Nathaniel
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    3 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Deer will eat liver if given the chance.

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    #40

    Body integrity disorder. The PubMed.gov website describes it as "the extremely rare phenomenon of persons who desire the amputation of one or more healthy limbs or who desire a paralysis," adding: "Some of these persons mutilate temselves; others ask surgeons for an amputation or for the transection of their spinal cord. Psychologists and physicians explain this phenomenon in quite different ways, but a successful psychotheraputic or pharmaceutical therapy is not known."

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    Nemo
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once saw something about this. A guy had the feeling his leg shouldn't be there. Lost other leg in an accident and joked about losing the wrong leg. He eventually got the foreign feeling leg amputated. The discomfort of being disabled was worth that his body finally felt like it should. It still baffles me

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    #41

    NASA simulated the response effort to a killer asteroid and determined they would need a minimum of 5 years notice to have any chance of deflecting it—more realistically 10. We’d basically have to identify the thing leaving the ~~Oort Cloud~~ Kuiper Belt.

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    T. D. Bostick
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the lead time we usually have after the discovery of extinction-level asteroids is measured in hours. Sweet dreams everyone!

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    #42

    Unit 731 existed That is fact

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    BookLady26
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can someone explain? What is/was unit 731?

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    #43

    1 to 3 percent of your mass is made up of bacteria.

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    Scagsy
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What about influencers? I'm sure it's higher for influencers.

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