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I need to report a serious crime. Aug 16th, I became the new mommy to this tiny adorable fluff ball, whom I named Phobia.

Clearly, sometime in the last 2 months, somebody broke into my apartment and stole my tiny kitten, and replaced her with this floofy looong cat.

But, in all seriousness, I feel it’s my moral duty to ensure Everybody gets to meet my sweet girl Phobia.

1st day home

She loves hiding in bags

Phobia acted like her harness was killing her.

She’s a harness loving pro, now

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Her first trip in the car wasn’t as fun

She has some beautiful eyes

And the best beans!

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But, I mean, look at this majestic floofy queen!!

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It’s all about remembering who’s in charge around these parts

Lest ye be nommed on!