43 People Share How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pets To Learn Unusual Skills Or Habits
Training an animal is hard work. You have to create a fun, interesting, and stimulating environment for it, constantly monitoring the animal for desirable and undesirable behaviors, reacting to each accordingly. You also have to arm yourself with patience. A lot of the time, the process can seem to be going in circles too. One step forward, two steps back... Or it can happen on a whim without you even noticing it!
"We're all unknowingly training our pets all day long," Samantha Bell, cat expert for Best Friends Animal Society, told Bored Panda. "Every time we interact with them, we're training them. The reason for this unintentional training is 'operant conditioning' - behavior leads to a reward which leads to a repeat of the behavior."
Here's an example of this unintentional training Samantha has experienced first-hand: her cat Yohan jumps on the counter while she prepares his food. Samantha never wants to stress him out, so she talks sweetly to him and gives him a little kiss on the head as she sets him on the ground. Since Yohan loves attention and head kisses, he sees them as a reward for jumping on the counter. So, Samantha accidentally trained Yohan to jump on the counter when she thought she was teaching him to get off it.
"And I'm a cat behavior expert. It happens to the best of us," she said.
Curious to find out more about this phenomenon, Redditor u/shoonpo submitted a question to r/AskReddit: "What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do?" As of this article, the post has nearly 64,000 upvotes and 13,000 comments, many of which are fun stories like Samantha's!
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I talk to myself constantly so my cat thinks it's normal to walk around making chatty noises all the time. If he's awake, he's talking. I think it's adorable but it drives my husband nuts, which has resulted in my husband yelling at him a lot (don't worry, the cat doesn't get upset). Now the cat thinks that's just how my husband talks, so whenever he sees him he yells at him really loudly in order to imitate him. My husband will walk in the room and my cat will stop whatever he's doing and just meow SO LOUDLY right in his face. It's absolutely hilarious, dude got exactly what he deserved.
The cat is most important anyway ... and talking cats are cute! I just got my newly-arrived cat to start talking more ... by talking with her. In what is the result of me trying to use her language ... I sound shitty, she sounds cute.
i have conversations with my cats, they almost always reply lmao
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- Cat, stop repeating what I say. - Meow, meow memeow mow meow. - RIGHT NOW ! - MEOW MOW !
u/shoonpo told Bored Panda that they came up with the idea for the post when they were... sitting on the toilet! "One of my cats has learned that he gets lots of pets and scratches when I go to the bathroom. He always gets so excited to go the bathroom because he knows it's guarantee scritches. I wondered if anybody else had also accidentally conditioned their pet like that and posted the question expecting a few cute pet stories," the Redditor said. But as you can see from the list, not only cats are fast learners!
According to Bell, any reward-motivated animal is the easiest to train, including dogs, cats, chickens, and even fish. "Their species doesn't matter as much as you'd think when it comes to training! The more they want treats or pets or attention or a certain toy, the easier they are to train. My two cats that are obsessed with treats are so easy to train that I can teach them a new behavior in a couple of 5-minute sessions. But my cat that is 'meh' about treats takes more time, work, and patience. Helpful training tip: I reserve treats for training time only. When they hear the treat bag crinkle, they know that they’re in training mode and are ready to learn. This gives more value to the reward which also helps with training."
I take baths with my cat by letting her float in a plastic box. I keep the box in my closet. I only started doing this about a month ago, but now when I turn the bathwater on she runs to the closet and jumps in her box.
You should give it a try. I've had 3 separate cats all quickly learn to love sitting in a Rubbermaid on my lap in the bathtub. Don't force it, just invite them in multiple times and see if they start coming when you start running the water.
Load More Replies...However, the expert said that some pets are just not that motivated and are difficult to train. "If you have a pet that does not seem to get excited about anything: attention, treats, food, pets, toys, you should have them checked out by your vet to make sure they're feeling ok."
Many of the behaviors on the list are harmless and fun, but unintentional training can lead to tricky situations as well. For example, imagine every time you get out a carrier, your cat hides because it means it's going to the vet. Maybe you don't even need to imagine this scenario, maybe you've already experienced it! Annoying, right? Plus, the animal is experiencing added stress. But there's usually a way out. "A common solution for [the previously mentioned problem] would be to leave the carrier out all the time and make it appealing to the cat with a cozy blanket, toys, and catnip inside of it," Bell explained. "Then you've eliminated the 'getting the carrier out' part that causes them to hide. Then you reward the cat every time they go in the carrier on their own."
I would playfully grab (not hard, really light) my dog's snout whenever we're playing. He somehow figured out it's my favorite thing to do when ever he comes over to me. So now, everytime he senses that I'm upset or sees that I'm crying, he would come up to me and gently put his snout in my hand.
I'm not crying; YOU'RE crying!!! Seriously, I teared up at that sweetness
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Our cat had impacted anal glands for awhile. We had to bribe him with treats for him to let us look to make sure he was doing alright. Now when he wants a treat he comes up and sticks his butt in our face.
My cat's favorite sleeping position when she's on the bed with me is any position that puts her butt squarely in my face. Her vet once told me that this is her unique way of expressing she feels completely safe with me, which is great... but waking up and having Lucy's butt less than an inch from my face is still a little disconcerting every time it happens.
Common for cats to do this anyway, they are presenting the butt as a way to say they trust you.
"If you've done something similar, don't worry because you can train the opposite behavior and they'll eventually forget about the unwanted behavior," Bell reassured. "Now when Yohan jumps on the counter, I casually set him on the ground without sweet talk, attention, or kisses. And then reward him when he stays on the ground. When it comes to cats: Ignore the behavior you don’t want and reward the behavior you want to see more of. Remember that punishment does not work with cats. It only causes stress and distrust and leads to even more unwanted behaviors."
When I was little I would constantly carry around one of my cats, Feist. Since my hands were full with her I would use one of her outstretched paws to turn on lights whenever we entered a room.
Now the little bastard switches them on and off for fun.
Hahaha 😍 that's great (sorry, not for you, but that kitty learned to do this, especially since you unwillingly taught him) ☺
Thou hast created a monster. Tell her half the electric bill is coming out of her tuna allowance.
Somewhere along the way, my dog learned ‘get your toy’ means to pick up his nearest toy. I didn’t purposely train him to do it, but it’s good for when he’s about to leave one of them outside and I want him to bring it in. If there’s no toy around and I say this he’ll grab the nearest soft thing, usually some piece of clothing laying around. One time he tried to pick up the cat.
My little Scamper has learned the name of many of his toys!!! I only say "get your fox" or "where's your cow?" and he grabs the right one and brings for a tussle with me. He also knows "kitty, stick, ball, gopher, wolf, giraffe, and baby. (all are stuffed plushy) I am planning for him to learn to put them back in the basket when told but I better plan to be disappointed. Scamper-60...73b96e.jpg
We did something similar with our pup. We'd ask "Where's your ball?" He'd perk up and then start looking around excitedly, checking in the usual places.
Our dog knows his pink pig! Its the first toy we ever gave him and remains his favorite after 10 years! He will also " eat your crumbs" when he has a treat with crumbs! He will also bark softly upon request, tip toe and knows a bunch of words. He is so smart and funny!
All the attention u/shoonpo received over their post simply blew them away. In fact, they finally understood what 'RIP my inbox' really means! "It just made me super excited to see that so many people resonated with the question," the Redditor explained. "I absolutely loved reading and responding to the answers for the first couple hours after I posted. I went to bed shortly after and woke up to a gazillion notifications. It really was just so wonderful seeing how happy it made so many people though. I wished I could have interacted more, but I am definitely really grateful that I interacted the first couple hours."
But if you want to willingly condition your pet to do something, go to Best Friends and check out their amazing articles on pet training!
My dad has our pets trained pretty well. Since our Labradoodle was a puppy, he would tell him: "It's time for all the puppies in all the world to go to bed." His bed time has always been 9pm. Now we just say "all the puppies" and he goes downstairs and into his kennel. If we forget, he puts himself to bed. :)
My dad works from home and will take a break to let the animals out into the backyard. He says "time for recess!" And they all come running, cats included!
Last but not least, when my dad plays the piano, the dog sits next to him and "sings". It's the world's most obnoxious bark/yowl combo. My dad has a way with animals.
yes, it's beautiful. when my Dad retired my dogs would run to him and sing along as he played a harmonica. I never knew Dad played a harmonica.
Load More Replies...My dog used to be asked "What do we do for ice?" And she laid under my husband's desk and got ice..Don't remember why that started. We haven't done that in like 10 years.
Your dad has a way with animals, and the animals obviously love him for it. How lucky for you to have grown up with a dad like that. Hope you and your kids (don’t know your age, so let’s just say present and/or future kids) keep up the tradition.
I picked my kitten up a few times to kill some spiders up high for me. So now whenever I pick her up she looks up at the ceiling and looks for spiders.
Never understood the hate for spiders. They are incredibly helpful little creatures who leave people alone. They are also an important part of your home's indoor ecosystem. They eat ants, roaches, earwigs, silverfish. I;m always happy to see them in my home, and just let them do their job. At the very least, if you don't want a spider in your home, put it outside, where it will continue to do good.
I'm not especially fond of spiders but I trap them (if I can catch them!) in a glass and put them outside.
Load More Replies...My cats always run to my dad with me when there's a spider. Guess we both hate them.
Good girl ..a couple years ago I was petting my cat and bent over to pick something up & she hopped onto my back and used me as an elevator to get her to the ground. Now, everytime I bend over she hops on my back & lays down. Or she will be on the kitchen counter meowing so when I go in to see if she's OK she starts walking over my shoulder as her way of saying "bitch bend over, gotta hop on the elevator" 😍
Our cats are good mousers (don’t get much practice anymore, though), and our newest arrival (as of May 2020, when she was 5 weeks old and dumped in our yard all by herself) is the world’s greatest bug tracker and catcher. Unfortunately, she’s also the world’s greatest bug eater once she catches them...
My cat meows twice (like “bless you”) when I sneeze and I say “thank you” back. She stared doing that on her own.
I stopped saying thank you a few times and now she won’t stop yelling at me until she knows I’m okay.
My cat does exactly the same thing - I thought she was just annoyed at the sudden loud noise but I guess it could be 'bless you'. ;o)
like my cat? she does a kinda meow-wow when she doesnt get attention/the house is silent
My dog barks at any animal on the TV so I always told him whether he could actually take the animal or not and he's learnt that if I tell him that a polar bear will f**k him up then he shouldn't bark at it, but if there's a rabbit then he's got a shot of winning so he can keep going.
Now he barks then looks at me for approval to find out his odds before continuing.
Dogs barking on tv is my nightmare. My dog goes nuts as these floating voicss
My rescue dog was like that. There is hope! You can get them to stop over time. We used a reward based training as only food distracted him. The Dogfather, Graeme Hall, in the UK dealt with one on his TV show. He stood in front the TV and said No firmly, repeatedly until the dog stopped and then lots of praise when he did. Repeat until you get success. It takes time and commitment but it is possible. You just need to break through their barking in order to get them to focus on you, even for a short moment, and then use your choice of reward, praise or treat. Helps if you reinforce the word no at other times when the dog isnt going nuts and will listen. Seriously hope you can get on top of it, I do know how hard it is to live with an over barky dog! Good luck.
Load More Replies...Ours always went nuts whenever the doorbell rang, and came to associate any bells with her duty to protect us. We couldn’t watch the Game Show Network!
Reminds me of when we would tell our dog there was a doggy on TV. She looked curiously at the TV. She got bored of it after a few years.
My cats love blanket caves or anything along those lines. One day I was wearing a pretty long dress and as a joke I covered one of my cats with my skirt. She sat right down and started purring like a motor. Now, anytime I have a long skirt on and crouch down to their level, she will dash under my skirt, make herself comfortable, and start purring. I worry about the day that she comes across another person in a skirt and dashes in like some pervy creep.
My lab does this too. When he was a pup, he felt safe underneath things....he would sit under chairs and the like. Now if I am wearing a skirt or dress, he will stand so that the dress drapes over his back, he just stands there and licks...not licking anything...just sort of poking his tongue out...over and over...He will walk around the house with me, glued to my legs so the dress stays over and licking the air...don't know what he gets out of it but he always seems calm and happy. He does it of his own accord and on the odd occasion I have seen him in the back yard standing so the flower bushes drape the same way....peacefully licking...
I have had dogs that do the liick air thing when I am stroking them and they are seriously enjoying it. We always knew we had found a sweet scratching spot when that happened. They don't all do it though. Seems to be mixed views by 'experts' as to why.
Load More Replies...I'm sorry, this made me laugh so hard. I wish I could do that with my cat, but she hates being covered with blankets. :(
My Ginger has made himself a man cave under a sheet that covers an old recliner.
My niece loves to FaceTime my mom to talk to her dog. When the dog was a puppy, my mom used to pull her onto her lap when she would get FaceTimed.
Now the dog is 80 lbs and will jump in your lap if your phone or tablet starts making the default FaceTime ring.
I once had a Siamese cat who was so attached to me that when I went out of town, which was usually for 7 to days at a time and this would happen every 2 or 3 months. Siamese are definitely one-person cats and they LOVE TO TALK AND COMPLAIN! This cat would yowl the entire time I was gone, which drove the rest of my family nuts. Then one day, a close family friend suggested putting him on the phone with me. Lo and behold it worked. I had to talk to him everyday, tho. That was about as long as he could handle things without hearing my voice. This was back in the early 90's, so long distance calls were expensive. The fact that I had to spend around $100 in long distance charges every time I left town...He was worth it RIP.
Somehow we taught our dog the concept of trading. When we eat something she really wants she will go get one of her bones or toys, and if we carelessly take them from her she will casually try to take what we are eating, as if we shook on an exchange.
We did the same thing, but it was when one of his chews was really small (small enough to choke on) he would trade it for a larger one.
My dog does that for things she has stolen. She is a stubborn little thing and wouldn't give up her purloined item (often a sock!) without a struggle so we distracted her with a treat. Did this a few times and now the little madam brings us things to be paid off. It is a very deliberate act as she doesn't even want the item she is trading and drops it if we go near to where the treats are kept. Tricksy little girl.
Load More Replies...I think I saw another BP article about a stray dog who watched people pay for food at a snack bar with paper money, so doggie went and got a leaf (well, try thinking like a dog for a moment—-you got it; leaves DO look like money!), and took it to the counter to pay for food too. The snack bar now regularly accepts the leaves as payment from the dog, and the dog gets fed regularly in exchange. Personally, I would adopt that genius dog, and still let them get treats for leaves (I’d just open a doggie snack tab and have the snack bar send me a top up reminder when the balance gets below an agreed on amount).
"as if we shook on an exchange." yeah, don't go back on your "word". I sure laughed at this one!
My ex had a parakeet with the most personality I have ever met in a bird.
The birb used to mimick the sound that 'beeboop' sound that an android maked when you plug it in the a charger, and knew that meant it was time for bed.
So, whenever the bird was tired, it would make that noise, because that meant it was time to sleep. It mimicked it so perfectly that I found myself checking my phone whenever it was naptime for the birdy.
I miss you Pistachio!
My aunt had cancer and the treatment made her belch a lot. Her African Gray parrot began to belch-in her voice. It mortified her when she had company!
What a sad picture. This Bird kept alone and deprived. They start plucking out their feathers.
Yes. The photo is from a different source to the text though
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I had a dog when I was younger. When I put my shoes on, I would often pet him (he used to hang out in the coat room). He learned to bring shoes to me in exchange for head pats.
Bring me dirty laundry.
One day my cat brought me a sock and it was so cute so I petted him and praised him. That started a cycle of it and now he’s constantly bringing dirty laundry to me.
"Most of it isn't mine. I live alone. Still trying to figure that out..."
Our cat would take the kid's dirty socks into the roof rafters in the garage.
I conditioned my cats to use the scratching post with treats and pets and lots of "good boy, good boy."
For the last 7 years, whenever I have to tell my one cat to stop chewing on something or anything like that, he goes to that post and scratches furiously looking at me like "but I'm a good boy!!"
*cat goes to post after being scolded, mauls the post savagely, "You don't tell meh what to do hooman! I will meerrder you like dis! Kitteh is King!"
My cat did that a few times! It comes from telling them their good when they scratch it lol
My dog knew he would always get some ice to chew when I went to the fridge so any time he heard the ice machine on the fridge start he would come running in. Once he became deaf he would feel the vibrations in the floor from it and knew it was ice time!
Did not realize that was an icicle he was chewing on at first. It is a little on the "suggestive" side of a different kind of toy. 😳
My wife and I have pretty set sleep schedules during the week. If we stay up later on the weekend or w/e, our dog gets VERY huffy/offended and will sigh passive-aggressively at us until we go upstairs to bed.
Oh, and if one of his bowls is empty he licks it (also passive-aggressively) and then makes direct eye contact.
One of my dogs throws her bowl around if she's hungry or thirsty and it is empty. If the water is not fresh enough, she will pour it out and then throw the bowl. Same goes for food. The bowls are also metal so they make an incredible racket.
MY HOUSE DUCK DOES THAT TOO!!! IT'S SO ANNOYING. He also does this thing where if you don't feed him at 6am he will SCREAAMMMM....
Load More Replies...I had a dog who used to sigh and walk toward the stairs when he thought it was time to sleep.
My moms dog used to do that too 🥰 During the week my mom worked early, so she went to bed early n the dog 🐕 came with her when she went to bed On the wkds , she’d stay up to watch tv , and Taffy would pace back n forth from the tv room, to her room repeatedly until she got the hint It was hilarious watching this little tan cockapoo herding my mom to bed 😂
I have a dog now that does that. If I am not in bed in time he grumbles at me. If I get up too early he grumbles until I get back into bed for a bit.
Yes! My dachshund used to do this! Every other Friday I would stay up late just watching tv. Once it got later in the evening & I hadn't gone to bed, he would get like he was irritated with me! Staring at me, "huffing" at me, etc.. Once I went to bed, all was fine again!
My cat will open the tray to my Xbox when he thinks I’ve been playing too long. Even if I just started
"No, human, focus on me. I am more important than this box thing."
I had a Boxer who would use her snout to flip my hand off the computer mouse.
Load More Replies...Since I’ve been working at home, The Mighty Feisty comes into my office around 1730-1800 and puts her head on my mouse hand. That’s how I know it’s quittin’ time.
One time, my cat spotted a spider on my wall, since he was staring so obviously I was able to notice too. Grateful, I gave him treats and cuddles. He did it again a week later, same thing. Then one time he looks around frantically and I jump up to go check but I don’t see a spider. He looks at me expectantly. After a few times like this I realized he learned that looking around intensely at stuff means treats, love and attention.
It’s now been 4 years and he will still look at me then pointedly look around the apartment, then back at me, expecting a reward. Has it resulted in him spotting the occasional bug? Yes, especially since over the years I’ve learned the slight difference between his real expression and the fake “I want treats” one. Still, even if I know it’s all a lie, it throws me off and sometimes I give in and look anyway. Maybe I’m imagining it but he always looks so satisfied afterwards, the fluffy jerk.
Oh the "Made you look!!" trick is a favourite of every cat I have ever had, and I still fall for it. :-)
My tortoise stands on my foot when he is hungry.
My pig BITES my foot when she's hungry. She also barks at me if I accidentally startle her. She's pure, over the top spoiled brat. Her brother, though, would never dream of biting anyone and nothing but sweetness and light.
My piggies barks to when I scare him. But when he is hungry he starts voicing his opinion loudly that way we know it's dinner time.
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I hope he doesn't go all Galapagos on you! At that size he'll squoosh your foot!
My dogs know the sound of the drawer the cheese is kept in the fridge. They could be asleep in a completely different area, but if you open the cheese drawer they come running and sit like good boys for their cheese. They are herding dogs and will also herd the cat away if she won't stop meowing at me when I'm busy or if she tries to scratch anything.
My dog does this with the freezer! He thinks ice cubes are treats so if he hears it slide open, he comes charging from wherever he is to get his cubes!
my dane loves ice cubes, so when i tell her to come and give her an ice cube she's like "yay i was good :)" she really likes ice cubes. :P
Load More Replies...If you give cheese to your dogs, please do it only occasionally, make sure it's hard cheese and has nothing added to it
We have four cats and one dog, so it’s the sound of either the opening of the zipper on the resealable treat bag, or the turning of the lid on the treat jar. Even if dead asleep on the opposite side of the house—-and upstairs—-by the time the bag or jar is open, they’re all lined up behind me, looking up at me with with expectant looks on every one of their little faces. Really BIG puppy dog/kitty cat eyes, too.
I have a mental picture of all their faces. So cute.
Load More Replies...Awww my cat loves cheese to, every time we grated cheese she sits at our feet and waits patiently
Yes! Came to say that crinkly bags always get my pet's attention. Lol!
Load More Replies...Our guinea pig would hear the crisper draw open and start squealing knowing he was going to get some lettuce or possibly strawberries
My dog comes running the moment he hears someone opening cheese. Idk why, but I think it’s because my mom sometimes gives him a piece
My dogs can somehow tell the difference between me just moving cheese to get something else and actually getting the cheese out.
we've got a cat like that, he knows which drawer sound means someone's having string cheese, and also the sound of the wrapper being opened. he'll come sprinting in even if he wasn't on the same floor of the house, if he hears the drawer!
Get wet food at 4:00 am every day. I wake up early during the week and feed him wet food right away. Of course he doesn’t care that it’s the weekend. His internal alarm clock is down to minute with precision. And because he’s a cat, and an asshole, if we don’t get up and get his food, he howls loudly through the house, opens shutters, walks on our faces, nudges our noses with his nose....he’s so relentless it’s not even funny. But we love him.
My kitten has somehow learned the sound of our alarm clocks on our phones to get up in the morning. He used to stomp on our faces relentlessly, but we finally got him to stop... unless the alarm goes off. But he also learned he gets breakfast after the alarm goes off and either me or my fiancee gets up to go to the bathroom and makes a stop at his bowl to feed him. During the week he's obnoxious with the stomping and batting at my face once the alarm goes off. On the weekend we don't set an alarm so he's not, until he hears one of us wake up. One day our alarm DIDN'T go off, and my fiancee was late to work. We all got up very confused - even the kitten - like: "wait, what happened?? it's not the weekend! We should've been up already!" My fiancee and I looked at the kitten like: WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE US UP?? and he looked at us like: WHY DIDN'T THE ALARM GO OFF???
Hey, when the tummy timer goes off, you just gotta hop to and fill that bowl! No ifs or buts about it.
After my roomate got a cat, my dog answers to “Kitty Kitty Kitty” cause he wants love and/or treats
"Oh, if the shoe fits, wear it. If New York's in debt, why should Virginia bear it?" - Cabinet Battle #1
Load More Replies...My cats used to come to whistles like for a dog! Too funny! I tried kitty kitty, but nope, it was a whistle they liked better!
my horse comes running across the pasture to 'here kitty kitty'
Every time I open the veggies draw in the fridge my guinea pigs begin to squeal with excitement, thinking it is food time even if I just fed them...lll
Mine did too! And every night when we we sat down for dinner, she would eat too, always.
My mother had a guinea pig named Cleo for 7 years that did that. When she found her the morning she died, my mother cried for days.
Load More Replies...Same! We always felt guilty and would give the little fella something so he knew what he was doing. Ih, I've just seen the claws in the photo! Keep them trimmed!! Poor little thing.
Load More Replies...Mine too! I always feed my piggies their veggies in the evening and "boring" healthy hay and pellets in the morning. Every night around 9 pm they will wheek until they get their dinner <3
We had guineas when my kids were little and they hung out inn the room next to the kitchen. Every time I brought in groceries, they would wheek until they got some fresh veggies. Ones of my daughters has piggies in her room upstairs, but if her door is open and we come in with groceries, they'll do the same.
My piggies live upstairs, kitchen is downstairs... Every time they hear someone coming up the stairs they starts wheeking, like "Bring along some food while you're heading this way!"
I always used to call "Piggies! Pig-pig-pig-pig-piggies!" Moments before feeding them. They learned it and would squeak excitedly whenever I called it, even before I opened the fridge. ❤
Our guinea pigs lost their everloving minds when they heard the crinkle of plastic bags.
Yes! Ours learned to recognize the snap sound of breaking a carrot in half and he'd start tweeting excitedly knowing it was for him. But then when anything made a snap sound he'd also whistle, hoping it might be a carrot 😂
Anytime mine heard a plastic bag they would start the week! It always set them off when I would bring groceries inside lol
Every morning when I wake up I rub my dog's belly. Now whenever I say good morning she will lay on her back for belly scratches.
My old doggo did that. He used to sleep in his bed next to my bed and as soon as I sat up in the morning he'd roll on his back for his good morning belly rubs. He was a good boy.
My cat knows my bathroom schedule. When I have to pee after getting home from work, she’ll dart into the bathroom and wait for me to put her on the counter. Then I turn on the tap and she drinks the water. I have no memory of how this started.
Ours was the same ever since she was old enough to drink on her own. We ended up 3D-printing her a cat fountain.
Load More Replies...Thank god im not the only 1!! My cat will only drink running faucet water! He cries if i dont turn it on for him! We even tried one of those fountain bowls & he couldn't care less, it has to be from the sink! My other cat will drink from the bowl, no problem, but my spoiled dude! Lol!
I had a cat who was rather OCD. She'd get in the bathtub, which had a leaky faucet, and lick-lick-lick the water that bounced off her head and onto the tub bottom. She did this so much the water wore all the fur off the top of her head. I worried she'd wear a hold right into her skull, so I managed to get the leak down to a bare dribble. She still tried to lick the water, but at least her head was safe.
Mine is in there with me anytime I can. She's in my sink so bad I bent down to spit out toothpaste and got a little on her. I've caught her sleeping in it before. She's just too much lol
I accidentally taught my cat to pee in the sink. She was a rescue, and we got her when she was just a wee bit too young to be away from her real mom. She still couldn't go to the bathroom yet on her own, so I would set her in the sink as a tiny kitten and wipe her with a damp paper towel until she did her business. She learned that sinks were her toilet. Now that she's grown, she has a litter box, too, but if we let it get dirtier than she likes, or if we get the 'wrong' litter, she prefers to use the sink. There was also a time, once she was a more self sufficient kitten, but not old enough to jump up onto the counter yet, when she would happily crawl into the empty dogfood bowl and use that, since it was sink-shaped. I actually didn't mind it, since it's easier to rinse out a bowl than clean a litter box.
My boy did this, although he jumped up himself. Any counter. I got him one of those water fountain things. He stopped getting on the counters!!
When we first got my kitten we used to feed him on the bathroom counter. We would go about our business while he ate - including washing hands. My kitten would stare at the faucet and climb in the sink. He would wash his paws and drink from the tap. If we turned it off he's look at us like: HEY! I'm still drinking! 6 months later he STILL does that although. we no longer feed him on the counter (although he knows we hide his bowl in the top drawer of the bathroom drawers away from the adult cats) he still jumps on the counter to wash is paws and drink. I've never had a cat that loved water as much as my kitten.
One of my cats has a favorite toy that he brings me sometimes, and when he does I praise him for his catch. Now either I’ve trained him into thinking he has to bring it to me to receive affection or he’s trained me into recognizing when it’s OK to give him affection. Or a little bit of both and it’s just a little nice communication tool
My one dog sleeps under a blanket. I know he pretty much only gets a decent sleep that way, so every time he's laying down I cover him with one.
So whenever he wants to have a nap, or it's time to go to sleep at night, he jumps up onto the couch, or bed, or really wherever I am, and just sits there starring at me, until I grab a blanket and drape it over top of him - to which he then lays down and falls asleep.
The funny part is that he'll often sit there in that position waiting for minutes on end. Sometimes he's not even facing me when he does it which is the funniest. He'll get up on the bed, put his ass in my face, sit, and just wait. He knows he doesn't even feign loving me to get what he wants, he just knows it's going to happen so why put up a facade? He's become very entitled about it.
2) Whenever I bring my dogs in from a walk or from the back yard, I give them a treat, which I keep in the kitchen. So whenever we come in, they run to the kitchen and get in the sitting position ('sit' is always the first command in a string of commands that I use when giving them treats). If I forget, they'll sit there for however long it takes for me to circle back around and give them a treat - sometimes this takes 5-10 minutes if I'm distracted; but they'll just sit there waiting.
They have trained me well.
We had a Doberman who wouldn't sleep without a blanket. When it was bedtime (for her anyway) if she didn't have a blanket on her, she would look at me and whine. If whining didn't work, it turned in to barking. As soon as the blanket went over her, she would settle down and sleep. It was great, I miss her.
We had one just like that. She loved to be tucked in. We didn't have her long but I will never forget her.
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my cat drinks out of a glass on my nightstand rather than a bowl. a couple of years ago, she was having some pretty serious dental issues (all fixed now), and was being reluctant to eat and drink. she had always wanted to drink out of the water cup i had for myself, and at that point i just wanted her to drink anything, so i let her.
that was my mistake and now she refuses to drink out of a bowl on the ground, and will only drink out of cups. she has a permanent cup on my nightstand, to this day. oh well, at least it's easier for me to monitor her water intake.
Our cat only drinks water from a decorative crystal bowl that sits on the floor. WIll not acknowledge any other type of bowl, cup or anything.
My cat often won't eat at all unless someone stands there rubbing her fur backwards. I learned this when she was yowling by the food bowl and I got so annoyed I fluffed her fur, and she calmly started eating.
Same with mine, we joke that she has to be activated to eat!
Load More Replies...My cat has a nighttime cup of water and it has to be a plastic Harry Potter tumbler or she won’t drink anything!!
Get a water fountain for the cat. They love running water and it is much cleaner and healthier then water that dies slowly in a bowl
Same here but i have to leave them on strategic surfaces like the fireplace ANd the night stand...it better be full also or over it goes! :-)
My cat likes to drink fresh from the tap. I used to have plastic cups in all the bathrooms, and she'd alert us she was ready for us to turn on the faucet by knocking over the cups. First on the counter, then off the counter if we were too slow. If you still didn't respond, she'd leave the bathroom and proceed to knock over any cups/glasses she could find. Her minions are just too slow sometimes
Our cat would drink from anything but his bowl. First cat like this I've had. Right now, he drinks from a plastic cream cheese box set by his kitchen bed. And I knew a cat who would only drink from the goldfish tank even while there was a goldfish in it. After the fish died, my neighbours kept the tank for the cat.
My cat too. He had a cup at the window he drank out of. We had one cat who scooped the water into her hand and drank it like a man on a river.
When my dog was a puppy my dad used to give her the last bite of his breakfast sandwich every morning so she learned to sit next to whoever was at the head of the table eating at 8 am every morning. Sadly my father passed from brain cancer a few years ago so I feel bad to see her sit there and wait for the sandwich that isn’t coming
You could still give her a sandwich, and tell her it's from your dad in heaven.
I think the dog waits for it from Dad who’s not there but still gets it from the owner ☺️
Have 2 sandwiches, 1 for you and say a 1/4 for the poor dog, that will give you 4 days supply
i always give my doggo a piece of string cheese, and she puts her head on my lap if i dont give her it. she knows the pattern. a bit towards the center of the cheese, and the last little bit of it. if i dont have my cheese, shell sit there and whine. ive had other types, she only eats mozzerella :) its soooooo cute!
My kitten will aggressively headbutt my face every night before bed, for top of head kisses before she goes to sleep.
"Stop eating your face."
He has floppy jowls that sometimes get stuck in his teeth. I used to just casually say "dude stop eating your face" when it happened. On the occasions that he just happened to lick his teeth and spring it loose, I would give him a pat on the head and call him a good boy. Never any intentional training but now that he's an old man he's 100% responsive when I tell him. He'll clear his teeth out and present himself for his congratulatory head pats.
Lol! We've had Boxers all my life, and they are definitely guilty of face eating
i have a part boxer who does that. apparently thats a boxer thing.
Load More Replies...Trained my shep/husky to not drool. When he was young, and a drop would form on his tongue, I would boop or tap his chin. He would swallow, no drool! Got to where he would swallow before there was drool. Good boi, Gus!
I used to have a dog that had floppy little ears. Sometimes one would get turned inside out and I'd tell him "fix your ears, dude." He got the point where he knew what it meant and would shake his head.
i have a part boxer who does that. apparently thats a boxer thing.
The budgie had a broken leg in a little splint. He would climb to the roof of his cage with just his beak and good leg, then let go of his beak and hang by one leg then just stare at me. He knew I would stick my hand in and he could just fall off into my hand. He only did this when I was around because I was the only one who would stick my hand in.
My cat knows to come over for the last bits of my yoghurt every night. She can tell from another room by the sound my spoon makes how much there is left ie when it’s worth it to run on to me.
Our dog never learned any commands except to come back from outside when you mimicked loud eating sounds.
Mine recognizes the sound of the lid peeling off the yoghurt pot at 30 paces.
A friend always gave her cat the last dregs of yoghurt and creme caramel - Rocky loved it and begged for it. In later life, Rocky had dental problems and lost several teeth. That can happen anyway, but letting cats regularly have sweet food probably makes tooth decay more likely.
I used to work from home which included talking on the phone a lot. My dog would always bark when I was starting to talk to someone so I’d give her a treat to shut up, this turned into her following me around and barking anytime I put my headset on.
I don’t work for that company anymore, but I kept the headset on a shelf. Now when she wants treats she’ll go over to it and bark at it and then look at me.
Our dog puts himself to bed when we turn the Xbox off
When I turn off the TV, Fritz runs to me for a good night bite and off to bed he goes!
Mine would jump off the back of the sofa when he heard the TV click off, would run to the bed and get under the covers.
If he hears me on the phone with my sister it’s automatically time for a walk. We usually chat when I take him out and he is now very aware of that.
Also outside clothes and putting on makeup means I’m going out probably without him. If I take my backpack- I won’t be back until after work (he’s happy that hasn’t happened in awhile)
He’s learned all your signals. That’s what our companion animals do—-they tune into us and memorize our habits and signals, to hell them intuit our needs. In other words, we’re their declared major, and our home is their college—-and their goal is to graduate at the top of the class!
If I put on a hoodie my dogs start crying at me and running back and forth to where their leads are
oh lol outside clothes!! my service dog comes to heal as soon as i am dressed for work!
Upon hearing the Windows 7 sonata log-off sound, she jumps up and starts running around the room since I always locked my computer before leaving. And when I'm leaving, that usually means she's going to daycare (i.e. my Mom's house).
It's been 3 or so years since I switched to Windows 10, but just playing the sound on YouTube still gets a reaction out of her.
When I close my laptop at night, the cats runs to the bed room. But if I get up off the couch to pee, they know they are getting the last snack before bedtime and run to the dish.
My cant won't eat unless we watch him.
Mine too! She won't eat until we either look away or leave the room.
Load More Replies...I heard that's because he trusts you- he feels safe to let his guard down and eat when you're watching him.
If that is your cat in the picture, he's probably not eating because you are feeding him birdseed....
My cat likes me to ‘watch his back’ while he’s eating and, in return, he stands guard while I’m hanging out the washing
That's because they want you to protect them. They feel vulnerable when they're eating or sleeping
What is he eating? Looks like bird seed which is not a good cat diet!
My dog was sitting, looking at his bowl full of food, until I came behind him, take him up in a big hug and a kiss, then put him down, and then, he was eating. If I was not doing it, he was not eating and was just fixing his bowl.
LOL! My kitten is the same!! We used to feed him on the bathroom counter and I would stare at him while he ate and pet him. He was a foster fail, and I was so in love with him from the minute we got him - he was destined to be my kitty (and my fiancee and kids know it too, LOL). Eventually we tried to get him on the same dinner pattern as the 2 older cats and the family (we try to feed all the living creatures in the house dinner at the same time), but that means no one - meaning me - is watching him. We feed him in the bathroom with the door closed to prevent the older cats from getting to the kitten food, but there are times I'll go in to check on him after dinner and his bowl will be mostly full and he'll look at me and THEN start eating. So naturally I sit and watch him eat and give him pets. I am his Hooman and he is my KitKit.
My pup knows "skooch" means for him to get on his side of the bed.
After my ex husband left, ex's side of the bed became dog"s side of the bed. Dog knows "off" and would jump off the bed when I said "skooch," too, and then ask to be let back up on the bed. Eventually he figured out that "skooch" isn't the dame as "off"- he doesn't have to get put of the bed, just out of my side of it.
My dog also knows skooch! It's hilarious bc my husband & I have lived together for 10 years & he's still telling the dog to "move" which he absolutely won't do. I tell him to skooch & he skooches right over.
My dog is 10 he knows skootch and also the little hand wave like dad dismissing you like shoo shoo
skootch? I have never heard that word, ever! Where does it come from?
My dogs know "get in your seat" in the car. They tend to bounce around in there when I have to leave them for a minute (never for long, or in heat). They usually like to watch out the window and anxiously wait for me to return, and as soon as they see me, they'll crowd into the driver's seat as I try to open the door and get in. They learned the command very quickly with the help of hand gestures, and I don't remember ever having to physically move them over. I just stand there and wait, and initially the desire to have me back in the car was strong enough for them to want to figure what was expected of them. If I recall, the elder of the two sort of taught the younger one by example. It's very handy, especially since trying to travel solo with dogs is already sort of exhausting, and you just need everyone to smoothly cooperate as a team.
I know somebody whose dog runs when he points his ass at it. Apperently he blasted it once with a heinous fart and it remembers.
Now I've read all the stories and I'm asking myself if no one else accidentally trained his/her cat to apport a toy. I was sorting some papers and my cat came over and startet playing with a toy right on the papers. I didn't want them to crumble, so I took the toy and threw it away. After a few repetitions he did it for some weeks, which was much fun. When my little nephew visited and I showed him I wasn't sure if the cat entertained the kid or the other way round. :D
My dog, and my cats, seem to like stinky things, especially if they smell like one or both of us (like sweaty clothing in the dirty clothes hamper, my husband’s burps and farts, etc), so it would have to be an especially deadly, noxious, get out the hazmat suit, heinous fart to make them run away.
Idiot. Who would do this to a dog, given how sensitive their noses are? I hope that dog is with better owners now.
Dogs eat other dog's sh$t, I'm sure a fart in the face doesn't constitute animal abuse lol
Load More Replies...For whatever obscure reason, when our attention seeking cat started falling on his back, legs in the air, we decided it looked like he was impersonating a dead dog. So now whenever we say, "dead dog, dead dog!" he comes running and then... splat on his back with legs in the air, looking for a tummy tickle.
The really impressive thing is what they condition us to do. If I'm asleep and my dog whines, I lift the edge of the duvet so she can get in. I basically do it in my sleep by now, she doesn't even have to wake me properly.
My bird will imitate the sound of my iPhone whenever I call my partner. One day I called while birdo was sitting on my shoulder, so it was easier to do it that way and now whenever I pick up the phone he’ll start to make the noise. He also knows he has to get close to the phone in order to “talk” to the other person so if he’s on my shoulder and I’m calling he’ll immediately move up. It’s adorable but sometimes inconvenient. He also won’t eat sometimes until I do, and if I’m late with lunch or dinner I get told off. By a wee cockatiel!
Birds are amazing. My cockatiel STEALS food. Have lost many a cereal to his beak.
Load More Replies...They're just fish, but, everytime I get up off the couch they think it's feeding time. Even if I just fed them. But, they don't do it with anyone else. Just me.
Hoomans are SO EASY to train! They are completely unaware that we're manipulating them. Just do something they think is cute and keep doing it when you want their attention. 🐾 Lily the dog
I'm not sure who trained who, i'm sure Her Majesty Mussi the Glorious believes she's the winner. Mussi, a 14 year old cat, likes to sit on the porch railing next to the kitchen window. She also likes to decide when she will be let in. Over these last fourteen years she has trained dad to let her in when she taps the window with her paw! Or dad has taught her to tap the window to be let in. The jury is still out on who trained whom.
Our late springer spaniel knew the Coronation Street (British soap) music. When she was a pupper being house trained, mum would take her in the garden every 15 minutes. These 15 minute slots would happen to coincide with the break to Coronation Street which was on most nights. Even when she was older, Meg would hear this music and run to the back door as though it triggered the urge to wee! A few years after this they changed the music, only a subtle change for us humans but big enough they Meg didn't respond in the same way any more. She'd also run to the back door when she heard the click of the washing machine door unlocking at the end of the cycle, as she knew it meant a trip to the garden to hang out the washing.
the cat scratches the carpet...we moved him time and time again to the scratching post which he then scratches and gets a treat. Now, he has the habit of scratching the carpet first then quickly moving to the scratching post to scratch...and looking expectantly for a treat for completing the complete routine all by himself. sigh.
For whatever obscure reason, when our attention seeking cat started falling on his back, legs in the air, we decided it looked like he was impersonating a dead dog. So now whenever we say, "dead dog, dead dog!" he comes running and then... splat on his back with legs in the air, looking for a tummy tickle.
The really impressive thing is what they condition us to do. If I'm asleep and my dog whines, I lift the edge of the duvet so she can get in. I basically do it in my sleep by now, she doesn't even have to wake me properly.
My bird will imitate the sound of my iPhone whenever I call my partner. One day I called while birdo was sitting on my shoulder, so it was easier to do it that way and now whenever I pick up the phone he’ll start to make the noise. He also knows he has to get close to the phone in order to “talk” to the other person so if he’s on my shoulder and I’m calling he’ll immediately move up. It’s adorable but sometimes inconvenient. He also won’t eat sometimes until I do, and if I’m late with lunch or dinner I get told off. By a wee cockatiel!
Birds are amazing. My cockatiel STEALS food. Have lost many a cereal to his beak.
Load More Replies...They're just fish, but, everytime I get up off the couch they think it's feeding time. Even if I just fed them. But, they don't do it with anyone else. Just me.
Hoomans are SO EASY to train! They are completely unaware that we're manipulating them. Just do something they think is cute and keep doing it when you want their attention. 🐾 Lily the dog
I'm not sure who trained who, i'm sure Her Majesty Mussi the Glorious believes she's the winner. Mussi, a 14 year old cat, likes to sit on the porch railing next to the kitchen window. She also likes to decide when she will be let in. Over these last fourteen years she has trained dad to let her in when she taps the window with her paw! Or dad has taught her to tap the window to be let in. The jury is still out on who trained whom.
Our late springer spaniel knew the Coronation Street (British soap) music. When she was a pupper being house trained, mum would take her in the garden every 15 minutes. These 15 minute slots would happen to coincide with the break to Coronation Street which was on most nights. Even when she was older, Meg would hear this music and run to the back door as though it triggered the urge to wee! A few years after this they changed the music, only a subtle change for us humans but big enough they Meg didn't respond in the same way any more. She'd also run to the back door when she heard the click of the washing machine door unlocking at the end of the cycle, as she knew it meant a trip to the garden to hang out the washing.
the cat scratches the carpet...we moved him time and time again to the scratching post which he then scratches and gets a treat. Now, he has the habit of scratching the carpet first then quickly moving to the scratching post to scratch...and looking expectantly for a treat for completing the complete routine all by himself. sigh.

