50 Times People Certainly Did Not Get The Responses They Wished For

Jude Bennett 5 years ago

hahahahaha

17points

wyndmere 5 years ago

What he said.... Hahahahaha hahahahaha!

9points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Wait, is this printed on paper?

9points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Haha, it looks like it is!

1point

Scagsy 5 years ago

Rofl

8points

Choco Studios 5 years ago

who prints out imessages like that.

6points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago (edited)

People, I guess.

1point

Pepper Pots 5 years ago

LMAO!!

5points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

LMAO!!!!!!

4points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Face palm xD

4points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Made up? It’s on paper and surely you won’t forget that you’ve ordered an Uber?

2points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Ahahaha new bestie right here!

1point

#2

Life Stops Right At 35

Final score:

381points

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Kirsten Kerkhof 5 years ago

Ah, a 'nice guy'. Good come-back though.

172points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

No really a nice guy - one of those wouldn't be so inconsiderate. Talk is silver, silence is golden.

3points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

"Woman does not want me after I insulted her, so I must insult her some more."

28points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

This guy has both feet in his mouth. There isn't much room for anything else.

24points

Cupcake168 5 years ago

He did you a favor. I wished all dumbies had such a fast coming-out. That'd save a lot of time.

14points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

He says that like 35 is old? Seriously do people in their teens and 20's think life is over at 30? I'm having a better time in my 30's than I ever had in my 20's.

11points

Unaffected 5 years ago

Ah, the sarcasm in that " awwww sweetie" is priceless

11points

blugeagua 5 years ago

35...... is not even considered old. He's one of those guys who thinks the moment a woman turns 30, we all immediately turn into Betty White physically that is. What a douchebag.

10points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Mansplaining: “the MOMENT they turn thirty five, the turn all crinkley and unless you can iron them out with plastic surgery, they’re gone”

1point

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

What a jerk. A lucky escape for sure!

7points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

So he's basically saying "I'm 'a bit worried' about raising children with you and having a meaning to my life, but you're really hot and I lust for you, so that'll probably make it worth it." *She rejects him* "Well now I'm mad at you and I'm gonna throw this insult at you because you rejected my filthy lust, and probably a bad future raising your kids." What the heck is wrong with men??? XD

6points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Knocking 'em out the park, one by one by one, BOOM!

6points

#3

Damn Feels Bad.

Final score:

356points

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Jude Bennett 5 years ago

Bazinga !!!!!

124points

Thalia Grace 5 years ago

Sheldon Lee Cooper, is that you?

1point

glowworm2 5 years ago

How many "weirdos" does Kim give this phone number to?

7points

Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago

As many who won't take "No" for an answer!

0points

Malakai 5 years ago

Zing!

6points

Raine Soo 5 years ago

Nice...

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I felt that in my soul. Dannnnnggggg.

2points

BananaGirl 5 years ago

Oof

2points

Humani Nephalela 5 years ago

cold

1point

Daria B 5 years ago

This is funny, but maybe this person really mistyped the number, it happens.

1point

Torchicachu 5 years ago

lol this was on a recent article

1point

RitaGG 5 years ago

Ouch!!!!

1point

Reddit user Niceboihappy, one of the moderators at r/sadcringe, told Bored Panda that the community has seen an increase in members since the start of the coronavirus pandemic. However, the mod also pointed out that the subreddit is always growing in size. And the more members there are, the stronger the community becomes.

Niceboihappy also shared some advice about what to do if you receive bad news or an unexpected response. "I would say be confident, but not too confident. And, especially, for an unexpected response it is probably best to just own it and make light of it."

The Sad Cringe subreddit is practically ancient. It was created back in 2013 and now boasts over 882k members (that’s way more than I could count to). So what does this community of nearly-a-million do, exactly? Well, it’s dedicated to collecting examples of the most embarrassing and awkward situations that also make you feel sad inside.

#4

Kinda Sad

Final score:

321points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Bad when you're getting trolled by your local PD about not having any mates

145points

No you didn't 5 years ago

Honestly, you're tagging the local police in a tweet about a party you don't want them to know about? 🤔

17points

Bacony 5 years ago

And here we have the only acceptable form of police brutality: The police laying down funny insults.

15points

Scyth 5 years ago

But this is so brutal it should be illegal.

6points

Jude Bennett 5 years ago

Savage !!!

8points

sbj 5 years ago

HaHaHa! That PD is cool

7points

glowworm2 5 years ago

This is hilarious. This it what happens when you don't invite the police over to your party!

3points

Josh Tall 5 years ago

LSPDPIO FTW!

2points

Samantha Power 5 years ago

Wickedly funny :)

1point

thepinkrobot 5 years ago

Yeah, but I'd rather be a loser than a fascist.

0points

Carmen Honacker Premium 5 years ago

Hahaha, this made me laugh.

0points

#5

More Sad Than Cringe

Final score:

298points

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Tai Dallen 5 years ago

RIP his confidence...

101points

Nitro Codes 3 years ago

Rest In Pieces his confidence.

2points

DC 5 years ago

... I never got what is so hard about cooking ... if you wanna impress someone, make something you know how to make! If you wanna try out something, do when alone or have a backup option.

16points

Luisa Vasconcelos 5 years ago

I'm the one who never got how it's so easy for some people.

7points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

"Apply cold water to burned area."

8points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Cooking is a skill that can be learned. Being gently honest with what didn't work in a meal can help a person learn. Being encouraging with what works in a meal can build confidence. I feel for the guy.

5points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Stick to the basics. Find a recipe, go to the store and get the ingredients, go home and lay out the ingredients on the counter, go back to the store to get the 2 ingredients you forgot on the 1st trip, add missing ingredients with rest that you previously laid out, follow the step by step instructions to the letter, ask if he/she has a peanut allergy, store food in fridge to eat at a later date, order takeout. If you follow that guide I promise you it will be the most memorable date in the relationship, mostly because it tends to be the last.

4points

RitaGG 5 years ago

OMG - 2nd trip to the store. My life. Ha ha ha.

0points

Malakai 5 years ago

Oof-- :(

3points

Midget 5 years ago

They ask you if you're fine, and you just have to say that you're fine, even tho you aren't fine...

1point

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

man thats gotta hurt

1point

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

Two ingredients that will make everything taste better: butter and a pinch of kosher salt.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Dont worry, you'll get better at it.

0points

#6

Sad Cringe

Final score:

294points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

I will assume that she is no longer your girlfriend.

157points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

or he kissed the wrong girl?

13points

BusLady 5 years ago

Maybe she just has a wicked sense of humor.

6points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Or that she is very quick-minded and witty.

2points

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

You’d hope not.. lol.

0points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

That's sad. :( Cheaters suck.

11points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

Yes they do, figuratively *and* literally...

0points

Maryam Siddiqui 5 years ago

ufffff

11points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

Ouch....

9points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Damn ...

5points

Bunzilla 5 years ago

oooooh *cringe*

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Umm...I’m sure that relationship lasted long

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

This is the number one way to test if your girlfriend/boyfriend is cheating xD

2points

Camille Holaya 4 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

Nameless 4 5 years ago

Press 'F' to pay respects

1point

In other words, content that’s just cringeworthy isn’t worth a spot on r/sadcringe if it’s missing the ‘sad’ part. The community guidelines indicate that “pathetic loser sad” content doesn’t work and that the responses have to be “unhappy/depressing sad.”

“The content should make you go: ’oof, that hurts,’ not: ‘lol, what a moron,’” the moderators point out. They also stress that they’re not here to make fun of people. Which is why they ask everyone to avoid bullying and harassment. “Be nice,” they add.

There will always be times when we’re caught completely off-guard by bits of news or responses from people. However, there are ways to bounce back and make the best of a bad situation.

#7

Yikes

Final score:

293points

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Steve Onyx 5 years ago

Busted!

86points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

All the grandma business aside, when I'm out alone, leave me tf alone.

27points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Them: You are currently on fire Me: dOnt toUcH mEEeeeeEeee

2points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

That's so weird. People lying like this for their minute of internet fame is kinda pathetic honestly.

21points

Alan Green 5 years ago

Could just be a joke within the family.

5points

Nagawa (Cofa) Kishiki 5 years ago

I'm sure he is surprised to find out that she is his grandma.

21points

Mimi777 5 years ago

Sometimes I like to sit alone in a restaurant if I’m on my lunch break.

18points

Mimi M 5 years ago

If I"m sitting alone at a restaurant, I don't want someone coming over to me as a favor/'kindness'. If it's a cute dude, come over, chat me up for a minute and leave me your number. That's it. And then I'll decide if I want to follow up.

9points

Daria B 5 years ago

I'll join the "leave me alone" crew here. Unless you've noticed a particular detail about our shared interests, then maybe it can be fun. But don't just come to me to ask me where I'm from, how's the food there and if we have four seasons.

6points

Manuel Delgado 5 years ago

I usually prefer sitting alone .

5points

HungryPanda 5 years ago

Me too

1point

Melina Pothier 5 years ago

That’s so lame. This trend of documenting all of the “good” you do for others really sickens me. This ones even worse because it wasn’t even a genuine post.

4points

Jude Bennett 5 years ago

hahaha Sprung!!

3points

#8

Please Excuse Me While I Search For A New Psychiatrist

Final score:

275points

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Tovah Roche 5 years ago

How long do you think the psychiatrist laughed before responding?

143points

Hilary Mol 5 years ago

They're STILL laughing.

21points

Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

Well, after that peepee poopoo bit, Justin would have turned up even if the appointment was a 12.45 AM.

15points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Whoops!

6points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Works perfectly with the fact that it's "Behavioral Health Education" works perfectly with this situation XDDDD

5points

wyndmere 5 years ago

Either Justin has issues, or just a quirky sense of humor. Which do you think it is BPs?

3points

Lesley Turnbull 5 years ago

I'm crying with laughter here

2points

Tzuls 5 years ago

Loool

2points

Kate 5 years ago

Gleep.

2points

pets & plants 5 years ago

Lol

1point

Ramona Rhein Premium 5 years ago

I’m sorry. I can’t help wondering if the six year old child had the phone when this came in. I couldn’t stop laughing.

1point

#9

Ouch

Final score:

233points

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Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Holy c**p...thats awful...

122points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

what an a*****e!

11points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

that is so mean and rude i would've stormed out of there and punched that someone

7points

Moony 5 years ago

It is, but honestly I would take that invitation. Of course, I would steal a few snacks before leaving :)

4points

ℜ𝔬𝔟𝔢𝔯𝔱 ℭ𝔞𝔱𝔱𝔢 4 years ago

I saw this in a comic once?

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

Thats mean :(

0points

Bonnie Edwards 5 years ago

I betcha the neighbours put that up.

0points

Mari Biemond 5 years ago

As an introvert, I would have gladly obliged and left.

0points

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

Stupid

0points

LinkedIn Learning Instructor Tatiana Kolovou states that when we’re faced with bad news, we tend to react emotionally. So what you want to do is allow that initial emotional reaction to pass by giving yourself some time to process things.

“Calm yourself. Take a deep breath. Possibly look away momentarily to try and focus your thoughts. Exhale deeply. All these behaviors will help you bring your elevated heart rate down and physically center you,” Kolovou explains how to get yourself under control again. Keep that in mind the next time life throws a curveball at you and you might just hit a home run.

#10

That's Just Nasty

Final score:

230points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

Well played. Don't offer smarter people ultimatums.

140points

Id row 5 years ago

Clever girl.

14points

glowworm2 5 years ago

He rigged it and still got rejected!🤣

10points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

👏👏👏Mommy's so proud,

3points

Iris Wolfie (づ ◕‿◕ )づ 5 years ago

You should have written, "Go to prom with me?" *Yes* *Def Yes*

1point

John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 5 years ago

Smart.

1point

Sandra Luz 5 years ago

Great Katie! ✊🏻

0points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

You definitely need to ask that question face to face

0points

SaraFromHell 5 years ago

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Justin Seagull 5 years ago

At least she was honest and didn't play with his feelings.

5points

#11

Sad Cringe

Final score:

225points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

That must have really hurt.

105points

Ayan Granger 3 years ago

I know the feeling...

0points

Dana Grunwald 5 years ago

This is really sad! 😨

22points

sabocat 5 years ago

Pedagogically not a very responsible thing to do. But as a teacher or parent you don't always know beforehand...

15points

Zophra 5 years ago

As a teacher myself, what was this teacher thinking? She/he didn't anticipate that happening?

11points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Often, you may not be your best friend's best friend. I had one like that. At first it bothered me a little and then I realized we had different "people" needs. She was what I needed in a friend, I wasn't what she needed. Once I realized that and got over it, I appreciated her being there for me even more. I miss her

11points

Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago

I felt that

7points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

oooh, the burn was so real AND in public.

3points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Awwww kids are fickle

3points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

We ain't all dat fickle 😁

1point

Nhaundar 5 years ago

I had never a best friend. I have a few friends, and iam happy to have them, but iam not destined to have the one and only best friend.

2points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

The feelings were not mutual apparently

1point

#12

I Thought It Belonged Here

Final score:

203points

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DforDorothy 5 years ago

People,get a life!

73points

Kristin Ingersoll 5 years ago

Wouldn't it be nice if people got a life and didn't leave nasty comments for strangers online? I agree.

9points

ML 5 years ago

It could be just 1 person has voted and happened to be no. Would be sadder if you could see the data how many people have voted.

15points

Ezigma 5 years ago

I'm sure it would probably still be the same result lol.

6points

Lis Daglish 5 years ago

You know I have no issue with people being into their own weird c**p, it’s the FORCING other people to share your weird c**p that’s obnoxious.

4points

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

I'd actually like to see them. I enjoy learning new tricks and things

2points

Nameless 4 5 years ago

Yeah, I saw something recently that said that some oils can DISSOLVE PLASTIC

1point

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Oils? Olive oil? Avocado oil? Nose oil?

0points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

Maybe it's just the picture quality, but I don't get it?

0points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Oils? Like natural oils in your skin? Yech. That’s really gross.

0points

moeless 5 years ago

That annoying David "camera" Hogg put the same thing on Twitter recently asking if we wanted his thoughts on the political conventions daily. Over 90% NO. It disappeared.

0points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

I'm baffled as to why someone would post this. Far and away TMI.

0points

#13

Ouch

Final score:

198points

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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago

ouch

7points

Half-blood Princess 5 years ago

I agree

2points

zims 5 years ago

Why keep older pictures up if you're gonna pester people for liking them?

4points

KT 5 years ago

gonna need some aloe for that burn hahaha

2points

Val Izhakevich 5 years ago

That's coooold - and I like it!

1point

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

burn

1point

Jacek Bogucki 5 years ago

perfect back-burn.

1point

Cheryle Fuller 5 years ago

Ohhohohohoho!

0points

Hilary Mol 5 years ago

And the burn unit just admitted another patient.

0points

John Doe AKA "READ MY DAMN COMMENT OR REPLY BEFORE YOU DISLIKE!" 5 years ago

No one walks out of that fire.

0points

Maryo Nu 5 years ago

Savage!

-1point

#14

Savage

Final score:

198points

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Charlotte Anderson [STUDENT] 5 years ago

I have no words..

64points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

now i am just *blank minded

1point

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Weelll. when you don't even know exactly how old she was (6-ish?), then maybe that was deserved?

11points

jaysko 5 years ago

They might know exactly how old the niece is and when her bday is etc but just doesn't remember the exact day the note incident happened

7points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

My only daughter is my favorite, and her husband is also my favorite of all her husbands

4points

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

I am dead sure you're his favourite MIL

3points

Hans 5 years ago

Could be worse. "you are ok'ish" maybe.

4points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

that would be sooo bad

1point

Kiss Army Premium 5 years ago

Some people are actually easier to love than they are to like... (Referring to family not romantic partner...)

3points

Olga Onal 5 years ago

6 year olds speak their minds. Often cruelly

2points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

Did you get her books or clothes on her birthday?

2points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Kids are shockingly and refreshingly honest!

2points

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

Refreshingly? I'm honest >98% of the time - no lie - and I'm well on my way to being honoured by the title of Most Unliked Person on Bored Pansy. People don't like honest. They like being flattered. That's why people frequently believe b******t.

1point

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

That's hard to swallow.

1point

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

This one hit me in the heart.

1point

#15

Sheesh

Final score:

193points

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Johnny Rodriguez 5 years ago

Happy Birthday Gary!

202points

Flare 5 years ago

Gary, if you are reading this, happy birthday from the Bored Panda community!

48points

Łukasz Wydra 5 years ago

Happy birthday, Garry! Wherever you are!

6points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! 🎇🎊🎉

6points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

YAAAAAAAAAY GARY!!!

3points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

Feliz cumplean~os a ti, te deseamos a ti..

0points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

I do not go on Facebook any more, have not for a couple of years. I DO get people wishing me happy birthday though, even though the date is incorrect. I find it amusing.

0points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

I once had a dream my name was Gary, and I was brought into a room full of other people named Gary for the Gary Convention. And you know what? It was the best party I've ever been to. So go find your Gary Convention, Gary! You don't need birthday wishes when you have other Garys.

11points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

I once dreamed I melted and died but I like yours more

7points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

wow awesome dream

4points

Cal 5 years ago

Wow I like your brain

1point

fuggnuggins 5 years ago

You stole his birthdays.

0points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Chin up, Gary, maybe next year

3points

Beth McFadden 5 years ago

Gotta love Facebook--they keep showing me 'Memories" of my dead dogs, AND my deceased best friend.

2points

tima 5 years ago

hahaha why is this so me

2points

Alexandra Ghobrial 5 years ago

Happy birthday gary :DDD !!!!!

1point

Lucia Franco 5 years ago

Parks and Rec gang anyone?

1point

Felicia Murphy 5 years ago

happy birthday Gary

1point

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

oh no, gary!

1point

Mimi M 5 years ago

Happy birthday!!!

1point

#16

Oh

Final score:

188points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Oh, no...I'm so sorry.

75points

Tovah Roche 5 years ago

I know I'm weird, but it would actually cheer me up a smidge.

22points

Berry Budgie 5 years ago

Me toooo😂

5points

troufaki13 5 years ago

Well, in all fairness, her wording was a bit ambiguous... :/

17points

Vorknkx 5 years ago

Well, in this case she definitely knows exactly where he is...

12points

Troux 5 years ago

BA DUM TShit actually...

11points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

i feel so bad for laughing oh no

1point

Peter Breier 5 years ago

why bring that to social media???

1point

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

some people don't have any support irl during tough times so they express themselves on social media to see if someone will care. It's quite sad.

7points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

gasp* sad

1point

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

I'm awfully sorry

1point

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

Oops.

1point

#17

Thanks For Sorting By New

Final score:

181points

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Torchicachu 5 years ago

this genuinely makes me sad

10points

Bama Belle 5 years ago

Maybe it's like the time that guy was so high he replied to his own post.

8points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Good luck to you too!

3points

EYSBH 3 years ago

Somebody get this man some mates.

0points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Me: Hello! Me to me: How are you? Me to me to me: A bit concerned about the problems in the Middle East but... Me to me to me to me: Marry me

0points

ALEXANDRIA ISAACKS 5 years ago

That moment in life when you know you don't have real friend: (

0points

Łukasz Wydra 5 years ago

Good luck blue sludge glasses guy!

0points

Łukasz Wydra 5 years ago

And have a great day!

0points

Debbie 5 years ago

best answers, and sometimes best problem solving

0points

#18

Ooooof

Final score:

178points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

How many hours did it take, before the kid got it that it's about him? Hmmmm emoji here.

68points

Bama Belle 5 years ago

I wondered which one was confused.

8points

Jumilicious 5 years ago

Although I'm sure this could happen, this looks pretty fake.

11points

Vetra 5 years ago

Agree with u

2points

Vetra 5 years ago

Isn't that Elizabeth Olsen on the pf ?

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Who??

0points

MARCO SOLIS 5 years ago

damn that hurts

2points

More! 5 years ago

Mean

1point

KT 5 years ago

LOL so clever

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

That's messed up!!!...Gonna use that one sometime...lol

1point

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

#19

You Know It's Bad When...

Final score:

175points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Pretty much no then

84points

Danieletc 5 years ago

When "Ask The Audience" saves you from being molested or worse.

17points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Yep. He’s a pig. She’s had a lucky escape.

11points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

Why would anyone want to date that woman beating piece of trash?

13points

Lisa Miller 5 years ago

It's really embarrassing when Chris Brown of all people says no.

11points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Consider yourself lucky that d-bag didn't date you.

7points

blugeagua 5 years ago

He's an abusive misogynist a*s. Why would you want to date him?

5points

glowworm2 5 years ago

From what I've heard about Chris Brown though, I think this is a GOOD THING!

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Ouch even Chris Brown said no. Probably dodged a bullet tho

3points

Flare 5 years ago

His loss!

3points

abby smink 5 years ago

I mean. Who'd wanna date him now anyways? You're better off

2points

#20

Poor Brandon

Final score:

171points

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Francis 5 years ago (edited)

why does this guy (or any guy which sends dickpics (without being asked))think it's okay to send a woman a dickpic, especially when he's not even brave enough to ask herself for her number? do you really think she's like "oh, he didn't ask me for my number but instead a friend but that's one good d**k, i'm so in love right now!"?!? also why don't you believe the other person, when they say, they are not the person?! WHATS WRONG WITH THIS GUY?!? (sorry..)

271points

Rissie 5 years ago

Also, no one should ask for it and if asked still don't send them. Unless you've been married for a gazillion years and you don't care if someone sees your d**k and it's your thing. People are vindictive an pictures find their way to places you don't want them.

38points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

don't be sorry. guys who send dickpicks unsolicited are basically sex offenders.

23points

Big Blue Cat 5 years ago

Maybe because a) that's the only thing they have to offer, b) they have been lead to believe (by porn or toxic masculinity around them) that's what women want. Idk. It's so stupid. If it's a) I'm so sorry they are so much lacking in the areas of personality, intelligence and decency. If it's b) I can tell them (again) that average women don't want to see your thing. It doesn't turn us on. (Not even the women in porn films - hey, they have seen enough of those things, what makes you think they want to see yours? )

21points

Suzi Gauthier 5 years ago

The ones like this let their d***s do the thinking, so of course they do the talking too.

10points

Megan Romero-Herman 5 years ago

Think the *role play was our 1st clue

6points

b l a n c 5 years ago

it's to assert sexual dominance and make them feel more in control, it has nothing to do with getting her to love him, it's about getting her to be afraid or intimidated by him

4points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago

Insecurity about thier sexuality.

4points

Marnie 5 years ago

People should be arrested/fined like an exhibitionist for sending unsolicited d**k pics. The laws have not kept up with technology. (It's like identity theft. Someone can take you for 100K, but if it's due to identity theft, there isn't even a point in reporting it to the police.)

3points

Fact Perils 5 years ago

perfectly acceptable response, don't worry about it.

0points

GARRETT O'BANION 5 years ago

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ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

I don't think this is Poor Brandon. He literally ignored the replies that would be the equivalent of "no" face-to-face in order to sexually harrass someone. It just happened to be a man this time. My hero in this is Shannon who was protecting his original target.

26points

hobbitly 5 years ago

Why is this called "Poor Brandon"? He is sending d**k pics no one asked for.

14points

Kady Maree Mcgrath 5 years ago

Uhhhh...... Ummm.... ANOTHER TOPIC he is rocking that stache tho

14points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

*hand itching to unzip pants* What a smooth operator 😜

12points

Woets 5 years ago

I hate that kind of typing. Call, Facetime or better yet: talk in person if you need this c**p in your messages

7points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

Glad Shannon had her friends back and didn't give that creep her real number.

10points

Mary Popps 5 years ago

You don't have the courage to ask for her number but you are able to send your ridiculous pickle ? Brandon is a disgusting pig and a coward, he doesn't deserve any woman.

10points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

I'm imagening Brandon in real life walking around the schoolyard with his pants unzipped and his peanut having a bit of fresh air.

9points

Becca Gizmo the Squirrel 5 years ago

Haha that's what my kids call it too! Peanut!

2points

giovanna 5 years ago

These people should be reported.

7points

Ms.GB 5 years ago

I can see why Shannon gave him the wrong number...good looking out Shannon.

6points

#21

42 Dollars...

Final score:

159points

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Flare 5 years ago

Oh no.

57points

zims 5 years ago

Tfw you pay for your ex's date with her new guy

11points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

$42.98 for shrimp and crayfish? I hope they were REALLY good.

9points

Phil Boswell 5 years ago

So, best case scenario, the delivery guy got the wrong door…

6points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Or she’s dating a short guy

0points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Hmmm...

2points

cymbospondylus 846 5 years ago

Did he order a live crayfish?

1point

Amanda Abel 5 years ago

CRINGE!!

1point

teeshy hedding 5 years ago

off

1point

#22

Ahh

Final score:

154points

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Bella Langston 5 years ago

What a little b***h

135points

blugeagua 5 years ago

A brat sure, but did you have to use such a sexist slur? Its especially gross if this was just a kid.

13points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

don't use that word although she is a bully

7points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

you dodged a bullet there, mate

5points

Cal 5 years ago

Yikes

1point

Nora Mei 5 years ago

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SaraFromHell 5 years ago

Future Karen. Teach your damn kids manners

8points

BusLady 5 years ago

I hope nobody came to her party.

2points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

Why didn't she like you?

1point

Danieletc 5 years ago

With the avatar image you chose, don't expect an immediate change. It does not look ... well-spelled.

1point

Rachel Canepa Anson 5 years ago

that was the ultimate insult in primary school though, the dealdy "you're not coming to my party"

0points

Coleen 5 years ago

It's ok, hon. She's fat now and lives alone with her 27 cats.

-1point

#23

Smooth Operator

Final score:

152points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

The cruelist cuttle of all.

61points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

very well done.

3points

Cori 5 years ago

I see what you did there. 😉

3points

KT 5 years ago

lol

0points

Hans 5 years ago

But... Glub glub

8points

Catlady6000 5 years ago

Now I want to get a squid or cuddle fish and name him Glub Glub

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

That’s what the block function is for.

1point

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago

glub glub

0points

𝓴𝓪𝔀𝓪𝓲𝓲_𝓐𝓾𝓭𝓻𝓮𝔂 💖 5 years ago

Glub glub 😀

0points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

what?

0points

#24

The Truth Is Sad

Final score:

150points

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ML 5 years ago (edited)

That is just seeking attention. It usually have an opposite effect.

148points

Flare 5 years ago

Agreed

6points

Kay Blu 5 years ago

Fishing for compliments usually gets you the opposite.

21points

NamiKoa 5 years ago

That was more like blast fishing for compliments. How aggressively needy can you get?

4points

Craig Lee 5 years ago

I dated a girl years ago that was insanely gorgeous, but had really low self esteem. She constantly demanded compliments about her looks. I normally go out of my way to make whoever I'm with, feel amazing about how they look and how beautiful I think they are. But I just could not be forced to say things when my ex demanded them. It felt unnatural and insincere. Needless to say, I couldn't stay in that relationship.

8points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Ahahaha serves her right for asking

3points

No you didn't 5 years ago

Certainly /that/ needy.

3points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

Judging from her pfp, in my opinion she's kinda pretty

2points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

But the bangs......eek

0points

Scyth 5 years ago

Well deserved for this attention seeker.

2points

moeless 5 years ago

Seeking attention? On social media? Say it ain't so!

1point

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Look on the bright side, there's still 20%.

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

See, that's how democracy works.

1point

Anamaria Mazer de Toledo 5 years ago

Lmao good one !

1point

#25

From R/Iamverysmart: Don't Tell Me I'm Wrong.

Final score:

150points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago (edited)

I read this exchange on another Bored Panda thread about not-so-bright people being corrected by experts. It still elicits a chuckle from me.

138points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

If you claim something as a fact and it isn't then the invitation to comment/reply is built in.

7points

BusLady 5 years ago

Listen to the science nerd. You might learn something. Smart is sexy.

5points

Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago

Yes is is!!!

0points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

What a Karen

4points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

you can't fix stupid.

3points

KT 5 years ago

LOL What a dumb a**e

2points

Camille Holaya 4 years ago

"don't ever comment on my status telling me that i am wrong everrrr again." sorry to break it to you, but you're barely holding on with your last brain cell

1point

Karen Lyon 5 years ago

See to me, all those scientific facts show just how amazing God really is -- and how He is a God of logic and reason. You really can believe in both science and God. You just have to be more open-minded than that silly wench.

1point

Evripidou Maria 5 years ago

I live on an apartment, Why aren't my brains on fire yet?

1point

Dino Wecke 5 years ago

🤦🏽‍♂️

1point

#26

Sad Cringe

Final score:

148points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Ouch!

49points

Natasha 5 years ago

I feel sad for this guy :(

8points

♡PoisonousLotus!♡ 5 years ago

Oof "I'm a savage..."

5points

NamiKoa 5 years ago

She could have just commented that there a "some cute boys" in the clip. People can be so thoughtlessly hurtful, I feel really bad for the guy. Everyone has feelings and insecurities, one tends to forget that on the internet.

4points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Wow...so sad

2points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

go Ike!

1point

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

Had this happen, but I was in the video on accident. In the background, there will be a grainy shot of me imitating Romeo dying.

0points

Lily 5 years ago

was it you? If so I'm sorry.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, that's just mean. She could have said they were all cute.

0points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

not ouch a scream of misery and infinty pain

0points

#27

That's Gotta Hurt

Final score:

145points

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Camille Holaya 4 years ago

always check to see if you're in the friendzone or not

2points

Eva the Egg 5 years ago

Lol REJECTED !!!

1point

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

well, he asked for it, lol

1point

ArhomR 5 years ago

Yikes, point to Beautiful eyes.

1point

WILLIAM FAULK 5 years ago

burn tho

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

He was soooo sure it was hi xDDDD

0points

Lula Gage 5 years ago

This would have been the cutest convo though if not for the ending

0points

Fieke Engelen 5 years ago

Wonder what she'll be like as an adult. Just getting practice now

-2points

Sydney Shultz 2 years ago

wtf is that supposed to mean buddy

0points

#28

I Need A Lowkey Girl

Final score:

145points

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DramaDoc 5 years ago

Ew.

116points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Fragile masculinity at its worst

58points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

God, no s**t

7points

Saico Hipe 5 years ago

I guess... Points for being REALLY upfront and honest about how big a douchebag you are??

37points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago (edited)

It's not lame, it's exactly the creepy thing a future wifebeater in a shirt with the same name would say.

20points

$fracarr avatar$

François Carré 5 years ago

She's lucky not to be lowkey.

10points

No you didn't 5 years ago

Run.

10points

Yana Makarevitch 5 years ago

If you need a lowkey girl to be dependent on you, your own insecurity is more than enough for both of you.

6points

Celeste Grant 5 years ago

Wanting someone to be insecure so they depend on you is creepy! That makes me think he wants to use a girls lack of confidence to manipulate her. He's also telling this girl that her confidence makes her undesirable which is so sexist! He obviously didn't get the memo that this kind of attitude belongs in the history books.

4points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

What poetry...how could a woman resist?

4points

GARRETT O'BANION 5 years ago

possessive? or is it something else?

2points

#29

From Awkward To Sad Real Fast

Final score:

143points

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Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Oh boy...

53points

Shelby P 5 years ago

how the hell do you snuggle up to somebody and not realize it's not your boyfriend especially if it's the person you are supposedly not attracted to. I just don't understand this...

12points

Joshua Selbitschka 5 years ago

Probably really drunk or really hungover.

4points

M O'Connell 5 years ago

I suppose that means her boyfriend was attracted to you. That's something.

10points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Such unhealthy idiots...

6points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

*Fifth wheel

3points

Samantha Power 5 years ago

Oh ouch! not very nice of her

3points

Monday 5 years ago

She wasn't trying to be mean...it's okay to not be attracted to someone. But she definitely should have waited to ask her bf that.

14points

Enea 5 years ago

There's a spelling mistake, and it makes quite a difference. Did she say "somebody I am attracted to" or "somebody I am attracted to too"?!

2points

Grumble O'Pug 5 years ago

oooof...get dressed, walk out and do NOT look back.

2points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Mean.

1point

moeless 5 years ago

Not my idea of a threesome.

0points

#30

Sad Cringe

Final score:

140points

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Monday 5 years ago

At least he was honest about it not going anywhere

125points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

Way nicer than the answers I got in high school ...

15points

Nikki D 5 years ago

This would only be acceptable in a British accent in my head for some reason.

7points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

I was about to disagree but then I imagined it and... yeah.

2points

Jonnan 5 years ago

Honestly, I had a coworker at work that said 'Yes' to four different requests to go out, stood me up four times, each time saying something came up the next day. 'Nip that in the bud' would have been far kinder.

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

I had a guy tell me he just wanted to be friends. He was nice about it.

1point

Craig Lee 5 years ago

Wasn't Martha Meyer just saying that you never hear of girls getting friend zoned about 2 posts up?

2points

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Indeed, women don't use the term is the main difference.

4points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

"I fancied him"...

1point

Fieke Engelen 5 years ago

ouch

0points

Tivoli 5 years ago

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Malakai 5 years ago

Because all men only like one type of woman, obviously, and you are clearly the authority on their preference.

17points

#31

Why Are People Doing These Kinds Of Things

Final score:

138points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

You could always add "...does not exist" under it to keep it real

110points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

yeah shame though. I dunno why tattooing your significant other's name seems to be the kiss of death for these things.Its weird.

8points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

Kinda don't blame her. Especially if he did it as a "surprise". That's hitting a lot of creep flags right there.

14points

Thalia Lovering 5 years ago

Egirl? What's that?

10points

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago

btw I love your name!!! It's one of my favorite chracters from the percy jackson series, thalia grace!!

0points

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago

Screenshot...806666.png

0points

A_fangirling_Demigod_witch 3 years ago

a style

0points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

egirl did the smart thing...

7points

Id row 5 years ago

Why would someone do that? Do they realize that tattoos are permanent?

6points

Beth McFadden 5 years ago

Darling, if you tattoo the name of someone you haven't met face-to-face yet on your body, you kinda deserve what you got.

5points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

And this is why you should never get a tattoo with the name of your partner.

5points

BusLady 5 years ago

Unless you plan on only dating people with that same name for the rest of your life.

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Sam, I'm sorry, but... You're an idiot.

3points

TwJh 5 years ago (edited)

Lolololl loser who gets a tattoo of a internet gf losers that's who. Sad and funny at same time.

2points

valérie B-971 5 years ago

so dumb decision

1point

#32

Yikes

Final score:

135points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

So sad

67points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

That's kind of an answer.

5points

Nate Malnaa 5 years ago

Been there

0points

Wendy C 5 years ago

I have a friend who does this. If I don't answer within like 30minutes, she starts sending "are you getting my texts?" texts. Like I just sit and state at my phone day and night waiting for text messages...

0points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

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#33

Yea Just Got Fired No Big Deal. Wanna Hangout Though

Final score:

131points

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Marlene James 5 years ago

I think someone missed the point. The cashier took and used Rachel's # w/out permission. Rachel ratted cashier out and cashier got fired for invading her privacy.

157points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

She didn't rat him out. She reported him for invading her privacy.

80points

Gareth Graham 5 years ago

In Britain this would be highly illegal. If you use someones personnel info-that was recorded for business purposes- and then used it for anything other than what it was intended it is a criminal offence. The business is not only liable but is required by law to inform the authorities who will then levy a nice big fine

25points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

I’m pretty sure it’s illegal everywhere else too...

15points

Tai Dallen 5 years ago

Well, he had it coming. That is pretty creepy thing to do.

17points

Monty Is Fiennes 5 years ago

Wowch!!!!!

5points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

THE proper way of dealing with that one, tbh

2points

Pippa Runs 5 years ago

Similar thing happened to me. A guy once found me on Facebook using my first name only (not common name). All I did was ask to pet his dog.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

It is creepy, dude.

1point

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

Not one cashier has done this for me. I have had my credit card information stolen on numerous occasions several, but thats probably unrelated.

1point

Natasha 5 years ago

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Cal 5 years ago

If he was young then the job likely isn't crucial to survival and the lesson of consent and privacy was learned and will be held to high value goin fb forward.

3points

#34

Oops

Final score:

129points

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ML 5 years ago

Can be just a good way to shut someone down fast.

65points

Beth McFadden 5 years ago

Agreed. Who keeps their dead spouse's account active?

2points

Johnny 5 years ago

Here's a more heartwarming version of texting dead people: https://mom.com/news/woman-texts-late-fathers-phone-gets-reply ""Hi sweetheart, I am not your father, but I have been getting all your messages for the past 4 years," the message read. It came from a man named Brad, who as it turns out, lost his own daughter in a car accident in 2014."

16points

Bender Bending Rodríguez 5 years ago

You let Onion Ninjas in.

6points

Celtic Pirate Queen 5 years ago

My Dad passed away & I used to send him text messages as a coping mechanism. So, Christmas came around (he died August 18, 2014) and I sent a text "I miss you, Daddy. The house looks so beautiful, I wish you could see it". Well, apparently his number had been reassigned. The new number holder was kind enough to respond (which almost made me crash the car when I saw "Dad" on the phone.) I pulled over and called her. She was very sweet and completely understanding. Weirdest moment ever.

2points

Sandra Llewelyn 5 years ago

Why was the phone even on then?

0points

Megzymonsta 5 years ago

Jeez blunt and brutal. Just straight up "yeah he dead"

0points

Scratch 5 years ago

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#35

Yikes

Final score:

127points

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MAL_Winchester 5 years ago

Ah yes. The typical "nice guy." No thanks.

69points

Camille Holaya 4 years ago

"tried"

0points

#36

Opposite-Responses-Sad-Cringe

Final score:

124points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Awwww

43points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

When you only had 20 to begin with.

11points

b l a n c 5 years ago

ohjmagakdl that's brutal

4points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

Im so sorry...however, you weeded out the people who you don't want in your life effectively. Don't let anyone dull your sparkle.

6points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

Just what did this selfie show?

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh, dont judge yourself by your number of followers. That's a direct route to low self esteem.

2points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

You got up to 21?

2points

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

On the bright side, your profile picture is super cute, so there’s that

2points

Garth Robinson 5 years ago

Ahh, some people are so shallow.

1point

Stalin's Moustache 3 years ago

OOF

0points

Tee Witt 4 years ago

If it is that easy to loose some followers then those are the ones that should be lost

0points

#37

They've Been Dating About A Month And Are In Their 30s

Final score:

123points

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Malakai 5 years ago

RUN WHILE YOU CAN, DUDE

107points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Or dudette.

15points

madcow 3417 5 years ago

I knew after 2 weeks I wanted to marry her, but I still waited until the 6 month mark to actually bring it up because I didn't want to seem batshit crazy. (married 9 years and counting, I was right)

9points

BusLady 5 years ago

Congrats. Worth waiting for. 💞

1point

Ms Phit 5 years ago

I Got proposed to after two weeks....we are celebrating our 25th wedding anniversary this December . Sometimes you just know

2points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Omg, really? Wowwwwww :0

1point

Bonnie Edwards 5 years ago

My brother (when he was in his late 20s), went on a date with a girl, and it went well. Then he was weirded out when he went to pick her up for a second date, he overheard her talking with her mother, planning their wedding.

0points

BusLady 5 years ago

My niece does stuff like this. It's actually kind of sad.

0points

Lord Hamad 3 years ago

What do you mean????

0points

#38

Ouch

Final score:

123points

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DforDorothy 5 years ago

Brutal burn! 🔥

41points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I don't get it xd

8points

Craftyparrott 5 years ago

A girl posted she texted her phone number neighbor (one number up or down from your last number) and said she texted and the person asked her to FaceTime and it was Chris Evens the guy that plays Captain America. He saw this and reposted it saying it was fake and it never happened. Sorry that was so long

10points

brukernavn340 5 years ago

Who?

4points

Yvonne Blau 5 years ago

And what...?

3points

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

I will never get it!

1point

N G 5 years ago

Girl pretended to video chat with a film star. Film star replies to say if never happened.

1point

Zero Fox Given 5 years ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 brilliant!

1point

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Number neighboring is a thing now I guess

0points

b l a n c 5 years ago

okay i'm completely confused lol

0points

Craftyparrott 5 years ago

A girl posted she texted her phone number neighbor (one number up or down from your last number) and said she texted and the person asked her to FaceTime and it was Chris Evens the guy that plays Captain America. He saw this and reposted it saying it was fake and it never happened. Sorry that was so long

2points

KT 5 years ago

man i wish

0points

Bama Belle 5 years ago

Was that even in English?

-2points

#39

Sad

Final score:

117points

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Eva the Egg 5 years ago

Lol

40points

ArhomR 5 years ago

You couldn’t pay me to be a teenager these days-harsh!

9points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Today's my birthday!

7points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Bro congrats

6points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

What, it's the poor kid's birthday? Can ya blame him? <3

5points

Naima Ivansdóttir 5 years ago

sad

4points

Id row 5 years ago

😬😬😬

3points

b l a n c 5 years ago

oh jeez-

2points

Steven Essex 5 years ago

That's sad as hell.

1point

Lily 5 years ago

Happy birthday :)

1point

kkathleen517 5 years ago

I don't get it.

1point

Laura Deckers 5 years ago

The "bro congrats" was from the birthday boy. He was talking to himself.

1point

#40

Poor Guy

Final score:

113points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

The thing attached to penis with fingers and skull is whatta mostly wrong with said penis.

119points

Vic 5 years ago

The problem with his penis is, it is attached to a d**k..

17points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

she should have said: I've already got one thanks and then hung up. I knew a girl who said that. She said it was the fastest way to get rid of creeps hehehe.

15points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

So many good penises wasted

4points

InstantRamenGuy 5 years ago

you sure said thing has a skull?

0points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Ha! She doesn't want to see his penis so she's a lesbian? This guy's ego is trying sooo hard to protect itself. lmao

15points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

What's really wrong here is quite apparently the functioning of his brain. It's broken.

10points

b l a n c 5 years ago

men like this are disgusting, they seriously need to learn that women aren't all nympho's, and that they don't live solely for the purpose of wanting to have sex with men.

6points

TheWitchNaru 5 years ago (edited)

Men getting pissy bc females won't f**k them. No, I'm not a lesbian.

5points

OCDRobot 5 years ago

The fact that it's attached to a lame piece of sh-

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Not attracted to him? She MUST be a lesbian.

2points

KatHat 5 years ago

Remember when people tried to woo each other? egad.

2points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

Probably everything about it and the person it belongs to.

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

It's not your maleness that's got something wrong with it...

1point

#41

Self Awareness

Final score:

113points

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sabocat 5 years ago

Maybe it helps if you stop referring to women as 'females'...

56points

Monday 5 years ago

Honestly I don't mind being called a female. It's age neutral so there's no worry on whether it's "girl" or "woman".

27points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

I refer to women as females and men as males. It's a fact, not an insult. quit making issues where there aren't any.

25points

Zoe's Mom 5 years ago

Better than Chicks...I hate being called a chick and will say so.

15points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

He is using 'males' for men, too. I don't see any sexism here, he's doing the same for both. Maybe it helps to desparately try to find something to be outraged about.

11points

Bob Belcher 5 years ago

But...women are females? Female is not a derogatory word in any fashion.

6points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

It's quicker than writing 'a girl or a woman'.

6points

Foxxy (The Original) 5 years ago

Why? I am female and don’t see any problem with it.

5points

E Menendez 5 years ago

He was responding to the question phrased as "male or female" reflecting the question. It wouldn't make sense to answer anything else so...

3points

Isabella R.W. 5 years ago

I have no problem with being called female...I mean I technically am a female, so...

1point

BringOnTheDownvotes 5 years ago

the only acceptable way to verbally acknowledge a woman is "nighthawk" anything else is a complete wast of time

1point

Bellatrix Lestrange 5 years ago

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1point

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

i suspect thats because of all the extra labels now that some people get confused a lot.

1point

Jeremy 5 years ago (edited)

the world is burning and thats what people care about🧐

0points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

cool, as soon as feminists stop refering to men as "males", tyvm.

-2points

Evil Little Thing 5 years ago

At least he knows

4points

Carmen Honacker Premium 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA! Know thy limits?

1point

Stalin's Moustache 3 years ago

lol self burn this man knows women

0points

Zinti 5 years ago

Hahaha, he just talked himself out of a date.

0points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

I'm a guy and I like "homo sapiens"

0points

#42

Oof

Final score:

113points

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Troux 5 years ago

Congrats, you're her new selfie stick.

65points

Monday 5 years ago

oof....

2points

Oli Fong 5 years ago

burn!

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

He just assumed that they were girlfriend and boyfriend... Ah, what a needy idiot.

0points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Yeah, maybe that one will rise out of their tears .... some day ....

0points

Thenatural 5 years ago

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

That's not true xd

5points

#43

Friend Zoned So Hard

Final score:

112points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

Men really need to get over this idea of "friendzoning". Not every woman on this planet exists to go out with them and refuses to indulge their entitlement when they don't consider them more than friends. Interestingly enough you never see women complain that a man "friendzoned" them.

111points

Baali Venomax 5 years ago

wish i understood why they think being a friend is less valuable than being a partner. You treat your friends with MORE respect because you know usually they are gonna be around more often.

22points

Todd Hunter 5 years ago

In fact they do, they make movies about it. "He's just not that into you"

13points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

"Interestingly enough you never see women complain that a man "friendzoned" them." yeeeeah, about that...many would beg to differ ;)

6points

Dragonfruit'nrollerskates 5 years ago

THANK YOU!! I have been trying to say no to this guy for MONTHS but I also don't want to hurt his feelings....ugh

3points

Neill Powell 5 years ago

You don't hear about it because they explode. Single men are interested in single women for 2 reasons: Sex, or a hope to get into a romantic romantic relationship that hopefully has has sex...down the line. Men try to be friends to women in an attempt to foster something more. Even the nicest, most morally solid, heart-o-gold singe men I know, WOULD ALWAYS choose a romantic relationship with a woman they're friends with. We're talking single-ville here only. Friend-zoning is as far as I am concerned, the least destructive way of putting the brakes on, just don't wait too long to do it.. do it already. only two men i am friends with, throughout my entire life, have no qualms with the friend-zone. They've given up on that aspect of their life and just commit to being nice...In the hopes that "one day, maybe". "Indulge their entitlement", Really?

1point

Todd Hunter 5 years ago

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1point

Fact Perils 5 years ago

Exactly! I am a woman and I believe that its best to befriend a man and then possible ask them out than just jump in

0points

Lynn Morello 5 years ago

You are in the wrong neighbourhood or age group

0points

Todd Hunter 5 years ago

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0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

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KatHat 5 years ago

There is no friend "zone". They are friends. It's irrelevant that he would like more if she doesn't also want more. If he is ONLY being her friend in the hopes of it turning into more, he is not her true friend. Just because a man wants something doesn't mean he deserves it.

17points

Monica Michelle 5 years ago

Husband was my best friend. He told me he had feelings I said not a great idea. He understood and asked for a few days of no contact to get his feelings in check. Respect no guilt and I missed him like crazy after 2 days.

4points

blugeagua 5 years ago

I've never understood this idea that its "so bad" to be in the "friends zone". If you really actually like the other person, then wouldn't you at least be happy they want to be friends with you? Wouldn't you rather be friends with them than not have them in your life at all? Why can't friendships be valued as much as romantic relationships? Etc

3points

D 5 years ago

Need more upvotes than 1 for this

0points

MAL_Winchester 5 years ago

The friendzone isn't a thing, folks.

3points

Bunzilla 5 years ago

oh my god his profile pic is literally the two of them

3points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Chin up Dan

3points

blugeagua 5 years ago

Hugo seems to have deep seated issues with women and is definitely a misogynist. Its funny that you dismissed Martha's statements even though she's 100% correct. He's definitely been "friend zoned" too many times.

2points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

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Mimi M 5 years ago

'Friendzoned' translation: 'I'm not attracted to you'.

1point

Gabby D 5 years ago

Women aren't machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out (stole that from a meme but it hit deep!!)

0points

#44

This One Stung A Little

Final score:

111points

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Neal fy 5 years ago

Love the picture

45points

Elsker 5 years ago

+1 for the pun:)

4points

chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Do they really send messages when there are no matches?

4points

b l a n c 5 years ago

maybe it was a technical error?

2points

Isabella Vega 5 years ago

Poor dude

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Hang in there, James!

0points

Justin Seagull 5 years ago

But why would they send a notification when there is nothing?

0points

Sophia Krause 5 years ago

Felt that-

0points

Scagsy 5 years ago

The Premier League in April - no matches

0points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

They demand he close his account

-1point

#45

That Hurts

Final score:

110points

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chi-wei shen 5 years ago

Burn!

38points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

Where is her dignity or self-respect?

6points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Ik. She's an idiot.

1point

Kimberley Thomas 5 years ago

Thirsty, with a touch of greed

2points

Id row 5 years ago

noob-noob-...1b51ae.jpg

2points

BusLady 5 years ago

Paper bag? 🤣

1point

ArhomR 5 years ago

Ace for NahI’m good.

0points

Scyth 5 years ago

Isn't what she is trying called prostitution?

0points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Why isn’t it called prostitution when men do it?

1point

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Are there really people paying for this stuff?

0points

Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

Haha. Maybe she should find a better way to earn money.

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

He shoulda just said "Are they of you or anyone else?" and she's like "they're of me" and then he says "Well, I prefer to sleep with people irl. That I'm married to. And who have self-respect."

-1point

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

It's a dating app... how many people do you want to marry?

3points

#46

My Boyfriend And I Are Going On Vacation Tomorrow And I Was Trying To Set The Mood

Final score:

107points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Timing

49points

Monday 5 years ago

This was just really unfortunate timing...

12points

Anne Rouffignac 5 years ago

Oh no! Am I going to hell for laughing at this??

4points

BusLady 5 years ago

Pack a black dress. Honest. Be there for him. He will appreciate it.

3points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

On the plus thing you can both cry after sex and not feel guilty

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

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Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Please try not to judge other people based on some random made up standard. If you don’t do it, that’s ok. But don’t press others to go along with you

5points

Zero Fox Given 5 years ago

Wow..... ram your views down people throat's a bit more please!!

4points

Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago

Err ... why is it "horrible"?

3points

#47

This Ain't Normal

Final score:

105points

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Flare 5 years ago

I would do it.

61points

Charlotte Stewart 5 years ago

I dunno, it honestly depends on the person.

7points

ƒιѕн 5 years ago

That's just sad actually

4points

b l a n c 5 years ago

honestly if o didn't want to i wouldn't waste my time pressing no just so someone can be depressed, i'd only ever vote if the answer was yes

3points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I would do it 🤗

2points

Vaida Kuodytė 5 years ago

I understand.

1point

Michelle C 5 years ago

SERIOUSLY!?! People passing up free dinner???

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

Maybe they know them.

3points

Christian Claydon 5 years ago

Me too..

0points

Sandra Luz 5 years ago

Well… you asked, they answered.

0points

Ethan Collard 5 years ago

money

0points

Cal 5 years ago

:(

0points

#48

This Stings

Final score:

101points

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Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Be grateful. The woman sounds like she wasn't worth you if she divorced you because other guys were flirting with her. Especially over an online video game.

25points

Gurt B. Frobe 5 years ago

I'm with the fox from Antarctica on this one. It wasn't even an RPG

7points

Martha Meyer 5 years ago

I call fake on this one. What men do on these games can't by any right be called "flirting".

4points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

True dat, true dat.

1point

Big Blue Cat 5 years ago

All I've heard that when women start playing, they get called with nasty names etc. But it probably happens only if you're too good at the game.

2points

Anxious Pansexual Nightmare 5 years ago

Nope it happens once they find out you’re a woman

15points

Jenny Mason 5 years ago

I never ever mention in-game that I am a woman, I got harassed pretty badly in an MMO I used to play when that got out before.

3points

Craig Lee 5 years ago

Obviously if that woman chooses to play games with childish men, then she's going to get childish interactions. But A girl I met through a game I play, is treated like one of the guys. She has a great sense of humor, and she's cool to talk to. But our group is made up of decent human beings, so we're not going to have childish people playing with us in the first place.

-3points

Imma Letchoofinish 5 years ago

Wow...his wife was trash. Bye girl, bye. Better off without her.

1point

Jumilicious 5 years ago

I get that being complimented and feeling wanted gives you a nice ego boost. But I honestly question people's integrity if a little "online flirting" (or whatever was happening here) is all it needs to break up your marriage. Like, how serious was it to beginn with? Feeling really sad for the guy though.

1point

Rissie 5 years ago

Good riddance.

1point

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

yeah

0points

Pippa Runs 5 years ago

Whoa

0points

Elizabeth Molloy 5 years ago

Next time, get together with with someone you have something in common with.

0points

elfin Premium 5 years ago

It wasn't the game that cost him his marriage.

0points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

fortnite seems too violent for me i wanna stay outta it also seriously? your wife dumped you for a random guy on fortnite?that is just lame why she do that?

0points

#49

F

Final score:

98points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

There's a special place in Hell for people who use the 'L' word without meaning it

175points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

well i mean it when i say i love to eat potato fries

10points

BringOnTheDownvotes 5 years ago

I know, it sickens me when people call themselves longshoreman when they arent

4points

Vanta Black 5 years ago

What? Leeds? Heh heh heh...

1point

Sydney Shultz 2 years ago

Love you

0points

crowspectre (he/they) 2 years ago

L

0points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

what if someone used to say it without meaning it, but then they change their ways?

0points

Kate 5 years ago

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CrunChewy McSandybutt 5 years ago

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Daria Z 5 years ago

Someone is a big a-hole

16points

Malakai 5 years ago

What a douche :/

14points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Why did they need to be so damn cruel?

12points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Translation: I used you and then gaslighted you to mess with your mental health because I'm a massive d**k

10points

StrawberryParfait 5 years ago

This attitude is very common in dudes. They will take everything a woman has to give, while waiting for their dreamgirl, who they will dump the placeholder for in a hot second. Stay woke ladies, and don't do wifey sh*t for dudes you are merely dating.

6points

Nikki D 5 years ago

Darn good advice, strawberry!

1point

Natasha 5 years ago

Wow how can a person be so horrible!

6points

Michał Jastrzębski 5 years ago

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OCDRobot 5 years ago

Ugh, been there. Never tell someone you love them unless you actually mean it. It's really rough to pick yourself up after that.

5points

Mark Serbian 5 years ago

What a d**k ...

5points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Someone ain't missing out. A turd can't stand on it's own, but don't let it use you as a crutch.

5points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

I mean, turds don't have legs to stand on, and they probably--HOPEFULLY aren't big enough to use a crutch, let alone a human crutch OuO

1point

#50

Worst. Emoji Choice. Ever

Final score:

92points

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Rabbit Carrot 5 years ago

So rude. You deserve someone nicer.

83points

Bunzilla 5 years ago

especially since the person confessing seems to have a good sense of humor

19points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

This one is just mean. Sorry but no would be enough, throw up emoji is rude and unnecessary.

14points

Monday 5 years ago

Unless this is his sister.

8points

Danieletc 5 years ago

How To Train a Drag.

3points

ChinaPandas122 5 years ago

i know watched it

0points

Abigail S 4 years ago

I'm definitely that someone probably. Memes for the WIN!

1point

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

No, I was simply asking for you to pass it on to your sister because I’m too shy to ask for her number

1point

Evelína Zlá 5 years ago

Wow K... realy?

1point

Toea Muresan Iulia 5 years ago

I didnt get the meme

0points

#51

Im Dying Of Cringe

Final score:

37points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

But, but ... it worked so well when he was 13 ... to his pillow ...

44points

Vic 5 years ago

I wish he would read this. that's some serious burn..

4points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Ok, he is gross, he deserved it all.

10points

Richard Brown 5 years ago

How old is he? 90? "When I was a strapping young fella about town in ma horseless carriage, Darkie did as darkie was tole!" What a racist prick!

9points

Rissie 5 years ago

Gosh, modern communications really bring out the best in people. So honest about who they really are.

5points

Monday 5 years ago

Why do people talk like this during their first conversations with someone? I get that there are people that are into this stuff, but check that your conversation partner is before launching into the whole spiel...

4points

Jonahs Mrs 5 years ago

I swear my jaw hit the floor reading this one...who in the name of God talks to another person like this??? What a wanker... in the literal sense as well as the figurative one x

2points

Animal lover❤ 5 years ago

I agree, gross

2points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Why are people like this?

2points

D 5 years ago

I wonder too and how can someone be so messed up in their heads to talk like this in rl. And to think this doesn't repel people?

0points

Darius Koehnke 5 years ago

WTF "strokes your plump lower lip dominately"

1point

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

I’m 400075% sure I’m asexual now. Thanks you idiot.

1point

#52

Roblox

Final score:

35points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

It's a dangerous world. Accidents happening everywhere

20points

bagels and beagles 3 years ago

Totally what happened…

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Mhm, sure your sister was the one who said that...

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

XD

1point

PotterAvatarDoctorWho 5 years ago

i play rob lox

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Well, maybe bro and sis should get together. Lol

0points

#53

Ouch...

Final score:

34points

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Nate Malnaa 5 years ago

Yep

3points

#54

Ouch That One Hurt

Final score:

31points

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*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago

at least she was blunt and to the point about it lmao

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Pffffft, it's totally ok to this guy, totally...

0points

#55

Nobody Asked

Final score:

31points

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Rissie 5 years ago

The teacher didn't hear it because it was all in their heads.

10points

Scagsy 5 years ago

TBF it doesn't sound like it'll be the most gripping saga

2points

Lillukka79 5 years ago

"This one time, at band camp..."

1point

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

That's what it made me think of XD

0points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

Nobody says "chief" like that 🤦

0points

#56

Depressing

Final score:

30points

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Isaiah Edwards 5 years ago

Leave me alone? Aren't you the one whose texting real-time updates of their lunch?

25points

cassiushumanmother 5 years ago

I think that it is about a creepy person who had a crush then text all day telling "whatcha doing?" the other reply "watching a movie", then the creep ask "what movie"... This person who told "i'm about to eat" expected 10 minutes of privacy, then the creep reply "what r u gonna eat". It's a form of harrasment, it's stealing moments, being in the person life everytime, unwanted. A married coworker did that to me and it was REALLY annoying.

5points

cassiushumanmother 5 years ago

This is harassment. I thought that this coworker was just asking, no harm, then it escalated slowly to "your window is open you will get sick (emoji!)" , to "i love you" text, me saying it must be a mistake this is your coworker you texted, oops !, to meeting him with his wife and kids asking me in front of them "come for a coffee" and the wife and kids (24 and 16 yo, i'm 33), yes please come... ^^ Because of course i knew all the family. This is harassment, and PLEASE if someone text you like this, don't feel ashamed to reply like this person, who had guts to reply what he or she feels. It's harassment! Now i know it is and will reply like this person if someone is invading my privacy, my life, unwanted. I will not feel bad because « it's harmless and i don't want to be rude ». Now i will be rude, because this type of texts are from freaking psychopaths/sociopaths !

1point

Naima Ivansdóttir 5 years ago

is that me? lol

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

They wonder why they can't keep friends.

0points

Damon Gates 5 years ago

It amazes me how may people don't seem to realize they can set the phone down anytime they want and do something else.

0points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Hangry much?

0points

#57

She Did This To Herself...

Final score:

30points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

You don't look that happy to be next to him, either. Have you tried jail?

55points

Ezigma 5 years ago

HAHAHAHAHA

6points

BusLady 5 years ago

He must be like 15 in that pic.

0points

#58

I Felt This In My Soul

Final score:

29points

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Fred and George Weasley 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

8points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

Do you know the back story?

6points

Monday 5 years ago

Not necessarily. She could have given the phone to the boyfriend and asked him to do this. Or she could be pretending to be her boyfriend.

5points

Monika Rhodes 5 years ago

Not really. The amount of persisting idiots I got via messages who couldn't take a simple no for an answer is pathetic so sometimes I give my phone to my husband to 'talk' to them.

4points

Thalia Grace 5 years ago

Aww. I wanted to see what joke you two punks made on this.

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Bonus points for using "you're" correctly.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

Why dont they just block them?

0points

#59

Yikes

Final score:

28points

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Cori 5 years ago

This is when you tactfully switch gears and start comforting your friend.

18points

#60

Being Told Off By Someone On Tinder In The Form Of A Pick Up Line

Final score:

28points

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Bradford Johnson 5 years ago

ok, this is the coldest.

14points

Thalia Grace 5 years ago

Go girl! You tell 'em!

0points

#61

I Cringed So Hard I May Have Broken A Rib

Final score:

28points

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tima 5 years ago

the second reply was far worse than the first 😂🤦🏻‍♀️

52points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Fo' realz!

10points

Scagsy 5 years ago

Sorry your dad died but you're really pretty!! And I'm totally inappropriate. Fo' realz

10points

Pensive 5 years ago

Grave's not quite deep enough yet. Must keep digging...

6points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Sorry about your loss. Wanna f**k?

4points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

he couldve just left it at the second sorry but he had to keep going

1point

Jonahs Mrs 5 years ago

Please stop talking you idiot

1point

#62

Was Told To Share This Here

Final score:

27points

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Malakai 5 years ago

Short guys are sexy and underappreciated >:(

32points

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Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

*can be* I only mean that as height should be irrelevant, but not everyone is sexy! ;)

10points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Some short men are sweethearts; some short men are mega insecure due to outdated ideas of masculinity. Some tall men are sweethearts; some tall men think that being tall is a personality trait. Every person needs to develop their character rather than care about height.

2points

Nitro Codes 3 years ago

I hope I'M a sweetheart.... (cringy as one of these comments, no? :P)

0points

Bradford Johnson 5 years ago

the coldest....

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

My first husband was 6'1" and my second husband was 5'4" Size doesnt matter.

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Why is it ok to openly reject people on their height, which they cannot change, but not ok to openly reject them on their weight, which they can change?

0points

#63

Rip To My Man Declan

Final score:

27points

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Martha Meyer 5 years ago

And Mr. Clueless really requires a sledgehammer to get the message.

8points

Houssem Hammami 5 years ago

Is this Facebook with pirates language? looks cool

1point

#64

Sorry If This Is A Repost, I Just Found The Ultimate Sad Cringe On Facebook

Final score:

26points

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No you didn't 5 years ago

That was uncalled for.

24points

Amy Pattie 5 years ago

Hard agree.

3points

Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Anger issues much?

2points

djinnjeannie 5 years ago

She/he likely spent the years before subtly and then not so subtly asking them to quit it.

3points

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

hey, that's my bday....

1point

Pumpkin Spice 4 years ago

hey! this text defiles the good name of June 8th everywhere! that's my b-day, my friends's, and my other friend's dog's b-day.

1point

Phil Boswell 5 years ago

Dodged a bullet there, hopefully not literally…

1point

Eva the Egg 5 years ago

aww thats just sad

1point

Vorknkx 5 years ago

And that's how serial killers are made...

0points

Saico Hipe 5 years ago

No, our society telling boys and men that they are *entitled* to have a woman, and the subsequent rage they experience when women display agency and tell them, rightly, to f**k off- THAT is what drives these a******s to kill. Pure, impotent, loser rage.

6points

#65

Yikes

Final score:

26points

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Kay Blu 5 years ago

Definitely has an ugly personality.

61points

BusLady 5 years ago

I couldn't have said it better.

1point

Henry Cheves 5 years ago

He just said hi, not that he's attracted!

2points

JustAWeirdoGirlChild 5 years ago

damn, maybe try being nice

0points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Birds of a feather...

0points

#66

Saw This On Some Guys Facebook

Final score:

25points

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Raine Soo 5 years ago

Isn't that Megan Fox? Then, that was her ex-husband Brian Austin Green underneath that badly photoshopped face.

23points

BusLady 5 years ago

Oh my gosh! I couldn't tell the difference! 😋

1point

Blarrg 5 years ago

Someone else is taking the picture, why is he holding out his phone?

1point

#67

Pregnancy Test

Final score:

25points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

Aaaaaand, with 62,000,000 clueless fools like that voting, you have a Trump in a White House.

34points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Whats worse is they let them have driver's licenses.

7points

ADHORTATOR 5 years ago

that can't be true.....

3points

Nadine Bamberger 5 years ago

Things that happen when your school's sex education sucks.

2points

#68

Unlucky Mate

Final score:

24points

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François Carré 5 years ago

Nice try.

8points

Scyth 5 years ago

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#69

Still Clinging On

Final score:

23points

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Princess Procrastination 5 years ago

Is this the people from the other one with the meme? 😝

5points

Zinti 5 years ago

I dunno, I'm always up for quality memes!

0points

#70

Please Bro

Final score:

23points

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Scagsy 5 years ago

Aw, that's just so sad that someone needs to make such an offer. :(

26points

Monday 5 years ago

This seems like a sibling convo

4points

AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Thats a red flag nobody could miss

1point

#71

Stockholm Syndrome

Final score:

23points

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Rissie 5 years ago

You're missing a place to sleep...

15points

#72

F

Final score:

21points

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Beverly 5 years ago

Some of these are horrible. They remind me of the mean cliques in junior high. And not funny at all.

55points

Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Yes, this is just mean, not funny at all.

5points

Tivoli 5 years ago

I see Roger Smith from American dad saying this. Can't help but chuckle.

1point

PhantomBuni 5 years ago

My music I can change, your disgusting and vile physical attributes? Maybe with a gofundme for plastic surgery

0points

Rene Berendsen 5 years ago

why are all these women so f*****g rude and mean. has social media completely destroyed peoples manners. wtf

0points

ChimeraBubbles 5 years ago

Cruel

0points

#73

My Man Messed Up

Final score:

19points

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B-b-bird 5 years ago

Need to tell this story x) Once was invited by married colleague of mine to gathering/pizza party at his place. When I asked him who else is attending he said that only me and if that is alright... Not even talking about guerilla tactics to force female colleague into a date (at his place). Most important word in this story is MARRIED

26points

Blue of the yams (They/He) 5 years ago

That's the word, bird. Also, YIKES.

3points

Monday 5 years ago

Ah...I've had this happen. I thought I was being invited to a group outing but it turned out to be a date. Awkward on both sides. Check your wording people, both when offering and accepting invitations.

3points

#74

Oof

Final score:

19points

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#75

Mtv Tried To Promote It's New Reality Show On Snapchat, That Poor Intern...

Final score:

19points

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Biljana Malesevic 5 years ago

Why those tongues though.

8points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

It's the new way of presenting yourself to the world. Sticking your tongue out, making kicking and punching moves and giving the finger are all meant to let the world know that there's another POS looking for attention.

5points

K. aka letmeplaywithkittens 5 years ago

My friend said it makes her feel less awkward. Some people don’t like their smile, or feel awkward about being expected to do so.

2points

$copper-fractions avatar$

Tiny Dynamine 5 years ago

They were probably born with them. :D

2points

Mangoes'nRum 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

1point

brukernavn340 5 years ago

It is?

0points

#76

My Tinder Sad Cringe; Part 2

Final score:

18points

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Malakai 5 years ago

That's a bit unnecessarily rude

73points

Danieletc 5 years ago

Oh indeed yes, but got my upvote, based on context.

2points

Claudia 5 years ago

Graham's a d**k

6points

*sigh*, The Yellow Teletubby 5 years ago (edited)

I... think they tried to save it?? But it came off as extremely rude??? Like how in shows and movies (and apparently real life) where a girl says/does something embarrassing to someone else, and they get nervous and try to salvage it by explaining that they meant the exact opposite of their words/action??? I hope it was that and the person isn't just a prick.

1point

BusLady 5 years ago

You don't want somebody this stupid anyway. Your kids would be idiots. Rude idiots.

1point

KieLeaHar 2 years ago

He’s not attractive enough in any sense to be such a tool /..

0points

Hugo Raible 5 years ago

Super burn

0points

#77

Yikes.

Final score:

18points

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AntiNutjob 5 years ago

Why do some people feel the need to double down on stupidity?

16points

#78

Shot Through The Heart

Final score:

18points

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AntiNutjob 5 years ago

You give love a bad name.

14points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

That's what I thought of! :0

3points

Arctic Fox Lover 5 years ago

This is on another BoredPanda thread, lol.

0points

#79

Sad Cringe Of Myself: My Friend Who Informed Me He's Having A House Party Tonight But Won't Invite Me To It. You Could Have Just Said You Were Busy Bro

Final score:

18points

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Dorothy Parker 5 years ago

Prayer group friends? Satanic cult? Amway?

10points

WilvanderHeijden 5 years ago

Tupperware.

3points

#80

Slightly More Embarrassing

Final score:

18points

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Rissie 5 years ago

Actually, that's a pretty accurate real life response :)

12points

Alexandru Bucur 5 years ago

Well, they are awful people, so yeah.

2points

#81

No.

Final score:

17points

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Richard Brown 5 years ago

I'm not surprised. How can they see a movie will a poll across their eyes?

11points

Samantha Power 5 years ago

Oh dear, not nice. Sending hug

3points

Pamela24 5 years ago

I disagree. People shouldn't go if they don't want to, nothing wrong with that. I'd say she chose a really wrong way to ask.

3points

#82

Not Surprising To Be Honest

Final score:

16points

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Bunzilla 5 years ago (edited)

why is that even an idea? lol

10points

#83

sad Whipcrack

*sad Whipcrack*

Final score:

16points

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Eepe 5 years ago

Aww. I did!

7points

charlotte the great 5 years ago

I did too...the show's a guilty pleasure lol.

1point

#84

Stay Tuned

Final score:

15points

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#85

So I Downloaded Tinder Today

Final score:

15points

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Danieletc 5 years ago

*Ahem* Gotta giver her credit .... nice return.

14points

Nevits Yibble 5 years ago

Reusing stale pickup lines you read somewhere, then passing them off as your own in an attempt to appear “witty” shows how phony you are. So yeah, I’d say “puke” is the deserved response

1point