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You did your grocery shopping, meal-prepped and managed to plan out your work lunches for the week. You're winning at life. Then Wednesday rolls around, you grab your bento box, packed with last night's pasta, fresh fruit and a whole lot of goodness. Into the office fridge it goes, as wait longingly to dig in... Lunchtime finally arrives. Your box is gone.

Far too many people can relate. That's because the world today is filled with food thieves. They think nothing of taking what's not theirs, and devouring it while your hungry stomach grumbles. A few even leave apology notes behind, or some spare change for you to buy a snack at the vending machine. The sheer audacity!

Bored Panda has put together an infuriating list of posts that prove food thievery should be considered a society/">crime against humanity. Some might have you wanting to lock away tomorrow's lunch in a safe.

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    #2

    A tweet about an office food thief, a boss who took a banana and left a dollar for it, highlighting office food theft.

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    HF
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    next time bring 100 bananas and get $100

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    A two-part image showing an office food thief note about a stolen mango, and a follow-up with money and a 'sorry coworker' note.

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    Earthquake903
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll never understand how people can eat food they did not bring themselves.

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    Food thieves are getting more and more brazen by the day. While you weep over your panini that got snatched from the office fridge, a bunch of thugs might be carrying out a massive heist that's costing someone, somewhere millions.

    Not too long ago, approximately 12 tonnes of KitKat chocolate bars vanished. They were not your ordinary KitKats, though. These were 410,000 special edition Formula 1 car-shaped chocolate bars. They were en route from central Italy to Poland.

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    Until they weren't.

    #5

    A tweet about an office food thief, where a coworker's child ate someone's lunch at the office.

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    Daisydaisy
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm horrified by these stories, people stealing each other's stuff. Surely that's illegal? I'd be bringing a non-fridge lunch and keeping it at my desk under lock and key. Can these thieves not be named and shamed?

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    Many may have thought it was a joke when the story started making headlines. But manufacturer Nestlé did not find it funny. The company appealed to the public and warned that the products can be traced via unique barcodes.

    “While we may appreciate the criminals’ exceptional taste, this does not change the fact that cargo theft is an increasing challenge for companies of all sizes,” announced Nestlé.

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    It later emerged that the truck was hijacked by thieves posing as law enforcement. Forbes has called it one of the most unusual cargo thefts in Europe's recent history.

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    A social media post with a meme about an office food thief who stole creamer, prompting the owner to take it home.

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    Ace
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Genuine mistake?

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    "It sounds like the plot for a reinterpretation of 1969’s original flick The Italian Job, in which a British gang steals gold bullion in Italy and gets away in three Minis," reported Forbes. "Only this is not the plot for a fictional movie—it’s the real deal. This chocolate heist did happen."

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    And it's not the first time criminals have carried out food heists that could easily be turned into bizarre blockbuster movies.

    #10

    A tweet showing half-eaten yogurt and a note warning, Do Not Take Liz's Yogurt!, illustrating office food thief stories.

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    Bunny Wood
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    5 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwww gross. This is third world stuff

    #12

    A social media post recounting an office food thief who ate parts of a supervisor's salad, leaving a used fork, leading to questioning.

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    Howl's sleeping castle
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    4 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One colleague did this during a get-together. Ate all the chicken pieces from fried rice and noodles. And he shamelessly laughed about it. He was never invited again

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    People have gone to great lengths to get their hands of food that's not theirs. Back in 1948, a miniature submarine was discovered in Lake Lugano, Switzerland. Upon closer inspection, it emerged that that 9-foot long vessel had been specifically designed to smuggle salami and cheese across the Swiss–Italian border.

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    "Powered by pedals connected to a propeller, it was capable of transporting up to 450 kilograms of goods," reports Falstaff magazine.

    #13

    A social media post describing an office food thief who compulsively ate lunches from the fridge, demonstrating workplace food theft.

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    Roxy222uk
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The effort of organising his own food was beyond him.

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    #20

    A Reddit post about an office food thief story where a colleague accidentally microwaved someone's salad.

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    Roxy222uk
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Accidentally microwaving a salad???? How could you not notice??

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    #21

    A Reddit user recounts a story of an older lady routinely stealing coffee sticks and tea bags from the office, part of office food thief stories.

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    Damned_Cat
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That happened in my old office all of the time. People would even steal the ground coffee. We ended up cancelling the coffee club, buying a Keurig, and telling people to bring their own beverage supplies to keep at their desks.

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    A Reddit post about an office food thief caught stealing from the fridge and kitchens.

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    Ace
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So they identified a thieving employee and didn't fire him? Even in places with firmly enforced employment laws that would surely be grounds for instant dismissal?

    #24

    A tweet detailing a drastic response to an office food thief, throwing out the fridge after pizza was stolen, from office food thief stories.

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    PeachPossum
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    7 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I did understand the story, but it sounds like you kept those 2 slices in the fridge for 6 years. 🤮

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    #25

    A social media post describes an office food thief story where a tub of cream cheese was eaten over the weekend.

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    Multa Nocte (she/her 8647)
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    2 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In case anyone is unaware, "ham" in this case does not mean the food ham, but is an acronym for "hard as a m**********r."

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    #26

    A tweet from marta_ detailing an office food thief story about missing food from the work fridge.

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    Kristiina Männiste
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    3 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I once brought a homemade strawberry cheesecake into the office for my birthay. It was delicate, so I just removed the edges of the cake tin and left the bottom under the cake. And my genius coworkers threw out the bottom!! Who throws out the bottom of a cake tin?!! Of course the entire tin got unusable without the bottom and my sister nearly k****d me (it was her favorite tin).

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    #30

    A Reddit comment about someone eating a colleague's pasta from Tupperware without permission, an office food thief story.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you weren't there, who'd they ask? The answer is "no", until and unless, you get a "yes" from the rightful owner ffs

    #31

    A tweet about an office food thief who drank a coworker's root beer, leading to a prank with laxatives.

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    DH
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    5 hours ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a*sáult and while it may feel justified, it is illegal.

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    #32

    A handwritten note in an office food thief story, warning the thief about unwashed hands on stolen lunch items.

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    Ace
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    1 hour ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only effective if the thief is also something of a clean freak.

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    A tweet discussing an office food thief scenario where a lunch box was thrown out during a fridge cleaning, part of office food thief stories.

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    SlightlyTarnished
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    6 hours ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I'm not surprised, nor should OP. Work fridges quickly get disgusting, once a week cleaning is pretty normal, if you leave your c**p in the fridge, regardless if food or containers, it gets pitched. Adults not knowing how to adult.

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