Get Premium
Dark mode theme is available exclusively for premium users. Learn more about the benefits of subscribing.
No fees, cancel anytime.
Dark Mode 
No fees, cancel anytime 
then open in external browser
and click "Open in External Browser" 
Use the internet often enough and you'll soon start to think that the world full of villains. But there are plenty of heroes who are there to protect you from them. And not all of them wear capes. Some are wearing bear costumes while they tear apart tents of Black Friday campers. Others are rocking a baseball cap when they're saving beer from a burning house. Bored Panda has compiled a list of our saviors, and their bravery is worth all the attention it can get. Yes, they might not be fighting the Joker or Magneto, but their courageous acts are making the world a better place nonetheless. And are putting a smile on our faces in the process. Scroll down to meet the heroes and upvote your favorites!
This post may include affiliate links.
#1
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
birdhouse 7 years ago
I never understood the obsession with these people? They have done absolutely nothing to be famous. They contribute nothing to society and not one of them is pretty. They are all plastic and famous by association.
Cat person 7 years ago
Same goes for the "cash me outside" girl off of doctor phil
Load More Replies...
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I'd like to see an app that filters ALL c**p out of news feeds, so that the discoveries and advice from scientists and philosophers coms to the fore. Humanity is in despreate need of real information, not the empty calories of entertainment faff... (waddaya mean, "what about Bored Panda?"?!)
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
Thank you! This whole familiybis a plauge and a good source if you want to lower your IQ
lyra vincent 7 years ago
But surely you'd want to know when he was assassinated?
Load More Replies...
RELATED:
#2
Just Got Kicked Out Of The Debate
Ego 7 years ago
Honestly I feel like that's not her mom. I've never seen a single mom (especially a mom that's old enough to have a child who's a teenager or beyond) text like that in my life.
Load More Replies...
Caroline Murphy 7 years ago
To be fair to trump (don't shout at me) he didn't look angry.. He kind of looked amused
happyhippie 7 years ago
Well they did kick her out, and he's extremely sensitive with thin skin, so I very much doubt he wasn't angry.
Load More Replies... 
#4
The Hero We Need
glowworm2 7 years ago
The funny part is I generally tended to EXCEED the number of pages or words needed for an essay. I once needed help shortening my essay because it was far too long.
Polleekin 7 years ago
That was always my problem too. I had a hard time staying under
Load More Replies...
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
The question is where you hide these words... And you'd need to use real words otherwise the spell check would underline them and they'd be visible that way. Frankly, it'd probably be easier to spin out another 40-50 words...
Cameron Goranson 7 years ago
Noooo, once you send it the underline would go away
Load More Replies...
Terri Wood 7 years ago
I am a retired English teacher, and when my students used to ask “How long does it have to be?”, I would always answer, “As long as it has to be in order to fully answer the question.” Believe me when I say that we don’t have enough time to word count your essays. We are looking for content. We have been reading essays for years and approximate the word count. I you fully answered the question in 642 words, that’s probably good enough.
#5
The Hero We Deserve
#6
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Allison G. 7 years ago
I want a post about humans pack-bonding with various things, like the roomba from a previous post and now this.
Adele Maestranzi 7 years ago
I trash-picked a miniature rose (possibly a mother's day gift) from the trash last night, and she is recuperating in my garden!
Molly Block 7 years ago
What kind of monster? The kind who probably just got fired from their job and doesn't GAF about the office plant any more. Glad Stanley was saved AND got lucky too!
#7
Guy On The Train
Josefine Andersen 7 years ago
I was on in a train a four hour rid . And the guy next should off the stop just before me ( if you reserve seat it says from to where on a little moniter over the seat) but anyway half way in through the ride I start to see Star Wars a new hope . With sub on . Cause I was not good at English back . The guy clearly watches to. I can see he has headphones so I ask if he wanted to listen to . Cause my oc had double stick , and he said yes .
#8
Not All Heroes Wear Capes, Some Wear Booty Shorts
Ehren Thomsen 7 years ago
Yes! Those legs are made to be proudly displayed! Serious, with the little we can see of them, he has awesome legs.
Load More Replies...
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Not all heroes wear capes!! Some wear booty shorts. What a good friend.
Molly Block 7 years ago
Ohhhkay, but why didn't friend realize she couldn't go into the lab with shorts on? Doesn't matter. Mr. Nguyen IS a win!! (In case you didn't get it, the way your pronunciate "Nguyen," which is Vietnamese in origin, sounds like the English word "win." My apologies if I am incorrect, but I've had several Vietnamese friends with this last name, and they all pronounced it like 'win.'
Grumble o'Pug 7 years ago
You know, in the 70's these were actually men's shorts. I agree, strut!!
Bob White 7 years ago
I was going to post this too! I have many pix of myself in this type of shorts, which I have posted on those "throwback" days.
Load More Replies...
Cassie 7 years ago
In the booty shorts. They switched pants. Not sure why she couldn't get in for her quiz in her shorts or why she didn't consider that when she dressed in the morning, but cool on him having his friend's back.
Load More Replies...
#9
Cereal Problem
Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
At first I didn't read the texts so it just looked like some guy was walking around with a gallon of milk pouring for anyone who needs it
The Laugh Fan 7 years ago
What is the cereal? Looks like chocolate flavoured. Am I missing a great cereal here?
the wise evee 6 years ago
they never told me life was gonna be this waaay *clap clap clap clap*
#10
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
The swastika was used in Hinduism and Buddhism for centuries to denote positivity. I've always wondered why the Nazis took the symbol and it's sad that it is seen in such a negative light now because of its use over a 10 year period in Germany.
sh 7 years ago
I'm sure the denotation of positivity is EXACTLY the reason the Nazis took it; its how you get a country full of people to trust you.
Load More Replies...
Bored Fox 7 years ago
I remember an old article about one street artist who always turned swastikas and other hateful messages and symbols to something more positive. And also I remeber one old lady who always had a spray paint can with her and she always sprayed over the neo-nazi stuff. :) I just have some colorful 'peace and love' stickers that I put over the stickers that neo nazis have spread around my area.
darshita singh 7 years ago
Swastika is a symbol of purity....It is made on every auspicious occasion in hindu culture, even today as indians have changed alot still we use this symbol in our "puja" I.e. our worship.
Load More Replies... 
Monty Is Fiennes 7 years ago
The swastika has been used in almost every first culture in the world, with evidence as far back as 15000 BC. Most likely it symbolised the sun or other common phenomena. The nazi party was not the first fascist group to claim it or use it to symbolise them. They were also not the first germans to think they were descended from a superior race, which they believed the swastika symbolised. Such a sad state of affairs for an icon that is still sacred to a number of different religions, belief systems and cultures and have no affiliation to that rubbish. The same hatred and censorship has not befallen the christian cross, or others that have a far longer history associated with pain and suffering.
Nick P 7 years ago
The swastika has an extensive history. It was used at least 5,000 years before Hitler designed the Nazi flag. The word "Swastika comes from the Sanskrit "svastika", which means “good fortune” or “well-being." There is a difference between both the symbol though small but it's been easily mixed with the Nazi symbol. Swastik-5b...3982e9.jpg 
Timea Talitha Kumi 7 years ago
To tell it right : the Svastica as a peace Sign is going into left side, and the Nazi-sign into the right side. That‘s the difference. Like Satanists put the cross wrong.
Jordy Star 7 years ago
the swastika was stolen by hitler from ethiopia. that is where it originated from. and was there for over 12,000 yrs before hitler even thought about it. Look it up swastika-3...3bcdc5.jpg 
Monilip 7 years ago
it was also used in Eastern Europe since at least X century. But I didn't know it was as old as 12,ooo years! Wow
Load More Replies... #11
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
kasa alex 7 years ago
Once let out a silent but incredibly deadly one in a waxing salon (I was hungover too)..and yes i was getting a Brazilian...cooped up as myself and the beautician were in the waxing room, and nothing on hand but hot wax, the poor young lass had no choice but to deal with it... thankfully, silently and professionally 😮😵
#12
Sometimes, When No One Buys Tickets For A Movie, My Boss Lets Me Play GTA V On The Big Screen During My Break
Smoofy 7 years ago
Oh my god I must do this. Idk how I'll do it, but rest assured, it'll happen.
Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
You can... SERIOUSLY! Depending on the Movie Theater, some will allow you to rent the theater to do this. Usually it's a three hour minimum. They'll hook it up so that your console is out there (in the audience portion of the theater) with you so you don't have to worry about range issues. This guy was probably sitting in the projector room playing it.
Load More Replies... Cody Eriksen 7 years ago
You lucky SOB! HOWEVER... it's illegal NOT to play the movie, even if no tickets were sold. But what they don't know, won't hurt them...
#13
Friend Of Mine Posted This To Facebook. This Guy Goes Around The Neighborhood Selling BBQ Like An Ice-Cream Truck Guy On The Weekends
Nikki D 7 years ago
Beat me to it! All I'd need to be happy was him, a baked potato guy, and the ice cream truck!
Load More Replies...
Molly Block 7 years ago
Hell yes I'd buy some! I'd be asked to be put on his weekend route!! Screw the health board and their code violations. This man is not scared to work for a living!
#14
There You Go
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
OK, I'm usually a bit reserved about other people's ideas, but I am going to blatantly steal this one. Let the patient waiting begin...
Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago
Loved one thing that happened. An a*s decided to park in handicapped space. Several people got together and filled the car with post it notes forming the handicap symbol. He even tried to act mad when he saw... so dumb he didn't even notice the traffic guard waiting to give him a ticket.
BusLady 7 years ago
People do park this way if they are in wheelchairs and cannot find a handicapped space open. I've seen it done. When I was in a wheelchair, my son was forced to park this way a couple times.
Donna O 7 years ago
Not like that though surely? Back when I had a car and there were no disabled spaces left, I parked over two spaces (straight, not like this) so that I had room to open my door wide enough to get out. I can't see how parking like the car in this picture would give you much extra space.
Load More Replies...
Bob White 7 years ago
This particular parking job is not one that fits within the rude/inconsiderate category. It is an end spot, so there is no taking of 2 spots that the chalk writer is justifiably annoyed by. If anything, it could be considered helpful to the second car, giving them more room to get out of their car, and making sure no doors hit each other. I would park parallel in this case, but with my left wheels on or over the left line to give extra room.
Biana Weatherford 7 years ago
A coworker got a laminated sign saying she needs to practice her parking. Laminated. (she does, she totally needs to level up in that skill)
Stephen Q (Q) 2 years ago
But we all want to know did you park in the space so he couldn't get out?
#15
Today I Am The Airport Hero
Kendyll Campi 7 years ago
So it's 11:38 PM and I just found out I'm flying unaccompanied minor (I'm 12) on a flight to see my best friend that I haven't seen in months since I moved. I've never flown unaccompanied minor before and I rarely travel by plane. I can't sleep. I'm not leaving for another 2 weeks but I'm already freaking out. Normally when I have full blown panic attacks, I have my Labrador retriever lay with me and I pet her, but she just had puppies so I can't. Like now I have all these questions like do you just leave when the plane lands or does a flight attendant escort you off? Ok now that I've got that off my chest maybe I can sleep
Kendyll Campi 7 years ago
Edit: I'm not going. My twin brother told me a long time he wasn't coming and then decided today he's going. No I couldn't sleep last night. This was supposed to be my trip to see my best friend that I haven't seen in a long time. My twin and my best friend are dating and I'll be the 3rd wheel again. It'll be just like Busch Gardens and Sea world, they will go on the coasters together and leave me with the adults. Combined, I only went on 5 rides that weekend when I went to both Busch Gardens and Sea world. That includes 2 carousels, 2 kiddie coasters and a penguin ride. They left me by myself. Also I absolutely hate my brother because he likes to make fun of my lack of friends and severe anxiety. The only reason he is going is to spite me and so he can go on a plane too. You may think I'm selfish or whatever, but I really really don't want to go if he's going. I was absolutely miserable at Busch Gardens and Sea World and will more than likely never return with anyone besides my
Load More Replies... #16
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
criminalgirl 7 years ago
I upvoted this, but would you have done this if it was a man telling the story in front of you?
CelSlade 7 years ago
People are people and arseholes come in all genders. Makes no difference who told it, I would definitely have done this.
Load More Replies...
Zanthe 7 years ago
A man who doesn't give away another man is a hero. A man who gives away a woman is a hero. Mixed feelings here, BoredPanda!
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Exactly. I really think it’s trashy, I’m sorry. The double standard is gross.
Load More Replies...
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I really hope that David found this message. Hey, power of the internet, can someone let us know if Dave received the heads-up and ditched the b!#ch?
Just Curious 7 years ago
I don't understand this at all. What "whole story" is she telling "another man"? How does this reveal that she is cheating?
Robyn Oelofse 7 years ago
In the age of Aids and other STDs it's sort of a moral obligation to tell. Besides, you wouldn't stand by if someone was beating their spouse, so why stand by while they abuse them in this way? Screw the 'bro code', or 'not interfering', is just a coward's excuse.
Jade Lynn 7 years ago
What if this was just part of what was going on? Maybe that was his brother or friend and they are planning a birthday party or something?
Vernice Aure 7 years ago
It was stated that the woman was telling the story of her hoodwinking to the guy and laugh
Load More Replies... #17
My Professor Showed Up To Our 7:30 Am Final In His Pajamas To Protest Having Finals That Early
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
I sleep naked - I'm not sure I'd go to the same length as this professor to protest such an outrageous start to an exam!
Ben S. 7 years ago
If you were teaching anatomy and physiology, you'd be helping the students out... ;)
Load More Replies...
Kyle Hart 7 years ago
He has monty python killer rabbit slippers on. I would have loved this professor.
CluelessLlama13 7 years ago
I thought they were dinosaurs, but that's way better!
Load More Replies...
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
Pretty sure half the students show up in what looks like PJs most of the time anyway ....
Magpie 7 years ago
7:30 am is Cruel. Young adults / teens have unstable hormones, including the ones that sort out peoples sleeping. They do much, much better starting at 09:00. ( From a New Scientist article )
Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago
I agree. Class at 11:30 AM all semester. Finals at 7:30 AM? Where is the logic?
#18
My Petty Joy Is Putting Stickers On The Siren Logo When Annoying Teenagers Order Millions Of Fraps At Once So Their Instagram Posts Are Ruined. It's The Little Things
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
Yes! Good idea also you are v good at making those they look really nice
Anna Niskanen 7 years ago
I feel sorry for teenagers. They're being hated and treated poorly simply for being teens, which is insane considering they are the _future generation_ and the ones who will look after us when we'll be old. It'll be a wonder if they still agree to do that after all the treatment they receive from current adults. Obviously, this is just a minor insult, but encompasses the attitude; oh, how horribly annoying for teens to want to drink frappes and take Instagram photos. Seriously, wtf is this person's problem? He/she ain't no hero, just a petty, miserable grinch who cannot handle other people enjoying their life.
Nicky OldfieldDesciple 7 years ago
They're just teens having a good time. Their custom is helping keep you in a job remember. Can you remember being a teen and doing stuff the older generation didn't understand or like. or were just as old and boring in spirit as you obviously are now? So what if teens take pictures of their food and stick it online. It's their way of having fun. They're not hurting anyone or you in any way so leave them alone and stop being such a grinch. Seriously, is your other hobbies bursting kids' footballs if they land in your yard. ? How would you like someone you didn't know spoiling your enjoyment for no other reason than they just didn't like what you did even if it was just harmless fun, that is if you know how to have fun. I am 43 and I see this in cafes regularly and I just smile as I find it nice to see young people having a good time and being happy. I am just sorry that you don't. It's so sad you find so much pleasure in being so grumpy and nasty . JUST CHILL OUT !!!
IAmClearlyAverage 7 years ago
I agree. Unless they’re purposely being a******s towards the staff or other people, what’s the reason to ruin someone’s day like that? Granted, I’m not in my teens, and I don’t have insta, but it’s just people communicating with their friends in a new way. If they’re not doing anything wrong, neither should you. This is a downvote from me
Load More Replies... Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Can someone please, please explain to me the need that so many people display to photograph the things that they put in their mouths? It's unfathomable to me, and I can't help but wonder if they d this for the bedroom as well as the dining room (and no, please don't answer - I really don't want to know... Allow me to live in a state of Schrödinger uncertainty.)
David Annis 7 years ago
It is called culture. People do it. It isnt harming u, they enjoy, makes then happy. Why do we have to care.
Load More Replies...
David Annis 7 years ago
Its immature to simply ruin a picture because u are annoyed with what they do. They didnt do anything besides take a frickin picture. They didnt send it to you, they didnt do anything thst involves you.
Jane Alexander 7 years ago
Except for being part of the reason that he/she has a job!
Load More Replies... Cat person 7 years ago
I'm a teen and I like Starbucks but I don't post pics of my drinks on Instagram
Molly Block 7 years ago
How do teenagers these days even have the money to buy one of these, not to mention 2 or 3? When I was a teen, I'd be lucky to get $10 a week! And I certainly wouldn't have spent it on a $6 coffee. NOW that I'm 50 years old, I have learned and earned the ability to allow myself to enjoy one now and again, even though I still know I'm paying $5 more than anyone should for a milkshake. Shoot, they don't even have espresso in them unless you order the java frap! I didn't realize that for years! I thought ALL of S's frapps had to have espresso in them. I was so wrong, so wrong!!
#19
To The Guy Who Brought A Door Mat To The Immigration Protest, You Are My Hero
Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
I assume this is in the US. I don't understand why so many people can't differentiate between immigrants who come here legally, and those you come here illegally or remain here illegally. Immigrants have been great for the US. But NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD allows just anyone to enter the country who wants to. NO COUNTRY. Should children be hauled off from the hospital and held in detention by ICE while they are recuperating? HELL NO. Should we deport the Dreamers to a country they've never known, while not allowing them to apply for citizenship? HELL NO. But to have a bleeding heart, and just protest all efforts to curb illegal immigration or people in the US illegally is to be a child. I DO NOT support what Trump and ICE is doing wrt to immigrants here illegally. But it is not the case that the only reaction to that is to cheer on every single person who is in the US illegally. With this particular issue, the left-leaning just as dogmatic and reactionary as the right-leaning
Jace 7 years ago
Why would you think these protesters were promoting *illegal* immigration? They're protesting the demonization and scapegoating of immigrants, because that's what the whole issue is really about. To attack any immigration, racists and nationalists will publicly focus on, and make sweeping claims about, illegal immigration, so as to appear to be upset about a legitimate issue.
Load More Replies...
#20
Not The Hero We Want, But The Hero We Need
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
Not too long ago over here, some people threw a birthday party for a hole to get the mayor office's attention. It was on tv and everything.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Perfection. Probably the only actually heroic thing I’ve seen on this list so far.
MysticSailora 7 years ago
well, i guess they'll fix the potholes now. unless they want a bunch of d***s around their town!
#21
Shopper Upset Over Double-Parked Car
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Oh, this is so satisfying! The only thing that could have made it better would be if they'd threaded a cable through the olt and padlocked them all together.
Totally a Dragon 7 years ago
And then cement them into the ground and cut their tires
Load More Replies...
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
Sometimes it's good to carry bird seed in your car, so when you encounter said a******s in their natural territory you sprinkle a little on the windshield and hood. Then watch the birds go to town.
Julie Lemon 7 years ago
I've had to park in two spaces before because all the disabled parking bays were full and I need extra space at the side to get into my wheelchair. I always put my disabled parking badge up but I would hate this to happen to me I wouldn't even be able to move the trolleys out of the way.
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
I'm not talking about the people who legit need these spaces. You've got a placard, I've got license plates. I only need a cane, not a wheelchair, but I know where you're coming from.
Load More Replies... Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
"Double-parking" means someone parallel-parked, then you parked to the left of them, blocking them in. It does not mean you took up two parking spaces. How you would describe this "Shopper upset over car taking up two spaces". Not that it isn't annoying. I drive a little Toyota. In my parking ramp at work, sometimes people aren't very careful, and park very close to the line. Others then will not park next to them, leaving a nice open spot for my little car and my little frame. I park directly centered between the lines next to them, with very little space between our vehicles, then squeeze out. (I'm always careful to not let my door hit their vehicle. Sometimes it's a very tight squeeze for me. I always hope that when they come out, they realize how far out of line they are. One never knows....
Deborah Rubin 2 years ago
Love it. Would like to do this to the people who take two handicap spots. I've seen this and been the victim of it.
#22
This Hero Came In Our Programming Class And Blessed Us With Waffles, Which He Cooked At His Desk
karen snyder 7 years ago
Hold up! Is that a mega size Nutella under his desk? This kid is a legend!
Heather Grover 7 years ago
Sooooo... what happens if it spills on the keyboard. Does he clean up the mess? Waffles are wonderful but messy.
#23
Have You Seen This Boy
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
Awe I've been looking for this :) it's so cute! Where can I get the planter
#24
Not The Hero I Deserve, But The One I Needed
CrunChewy McSandybutt 7 years ago
If you want to carve your initials into your own b******e, sure.
Load More Replies...
the wise evee 6 years ago
i hate it when this happens. one time i skipped an entire class period because nobody came to the restroom to save me until after 3rd period.
#25
What Sea?
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
Excellent point! I've been to several "empty the tanks" protests, including a couple at the Georgia Aquarium.
Stephen Q (Q) 2 years ago
And those lucky sea creatures get to live in filtered, conditioned water, rather than sewage filled ocean water. Fed daily. Most are in no danger of being eaten by others or ground to bits by some passing ship, or their brains blasted out by some naval sonar experiment. And they certainly don't know nor do they care they are in a pool and not a sea.
Thomas Es Thomas 7 years ago
He's never been to SW California. They have an entire ocean inlet.
#26
Nice Guy Professor
Jade Lynn 7 years ago
My one professor was outraged at how expensive this tiny book was for the class so he said "you could just photocopy it for like $5 and then return it to the store"... saved me $85
BetsyB 7 years ago
It does make me wonder if there's a special technique. Been using amazon for books for 3 years now & it's almost never any cheaper & I can usually find rentals for the same price elsewhere. It is nice to have as a backup, but I definitely can't rely on it consistently for cheaper books.
Load More Replies...
BusLady 7 years ago
When I was in College, I was struggling financially. One of my instructors knew that I couldn't afford an expensive textbook. One day I came to class, and she presented a brand new copy to me. She said that she was able to get a copy free, and thought I make need it. But I knew she paid for it herself out of pocket. I still have the book. She was my hero.
Neurotic_Octopus 7 years ago
I'm a prof, and my book rep is even giving me tips and cheat sheets to help the kids get their books wholesale :) one of the reasons I keep using that book. We remember what it was like to pay more for books than for rent or utilities.
Lisa Shelton 7 years ago
I had to buy a huge anatomy/medical dictionary for college and I found it on Amazon for 1 penny plus shipping and handling.
#27
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
William Teach 7 years ago
While people camping out for Black Friday seems idiotic to me, scaring the c**p out of people and destroying their property doesn't make someone a hero without a cape.
ChickyChicky 7 years ago
Dressing up and walking around being funny is one thing. Tearing up people's tents is another.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Black Friday is stupid but let people have their stupid thing. Most things people like a lot are stupid, no need to get all tent out of shape about it.
Joe Marquez 7 years ago
Sorry, I don't get what the point of this was. He scared people just because they annoyed him? Doesn't seem very heroic to me.
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
A bit extreme, but you have to give him his due. I for one have abandoned the worst parts of consumerism.
#28
The Cafe Thief
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Large chocolate color and flavor changing latte / macchiatos.
Load More Replies...
Grumble o'Pug 7 years ago
This could also be the warning sign for "Running with Bag of Dog Poop"
Stephanie Chapman 7 years ago
I was studying at a college library and decided to take a nap break. My backpack was at my feet . While I slept someone stole my backpack and then quietly pulled the backpack of another person near me and took only their wallet. Thieves patrol areas where people leave their stuff unattended or aren't paying attention. Be careful!
David Jeu 7 years ago
Napping in the library.. You better learn mc donalds menu, you gonna need that.
Load More Replies... 
#29
Sometimes The World Needs A Hero
KatHat 7 years ago
The rolls had been put in with the sheet going down the back, and pulled forward. The person managed to unlock the holder without a key and turn the roll around so that the paper now goes down the front. Much easier to use, especially in that type of holder.
Load More Replies...
Amanda Ferraz 7 years ago
Anyone else freaked out to see someone walking around with a lock picker set?
#30
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Rafaella Bueno 7 years ago
I think the real question is, why are you looking through his browser history and giving him a reason to use incognito? I'll never understand why people insist on being in relationships where there's no trust
Jade Lynn 7 years ago
I used to check because a couple of my exes were dumb and used bad websites to download music on my computer. Not my fault they also used dumb websites to watch porn and infested my computer with spyware and malware. Again MY computer so I had the right to check.
Load More Replies... Damien T 7 years ago
So Chris is the hero here for looking out for the husband, diverting the focus away from the ideal I the husbang was probably browsing adult websites.
Monilip 7 years ago
Just because you use incognito mode for that, it does not mean all people do that
Load More Replies...
Gary Pollard 7 years ago
It gets past the firewalls of many newspapers and other services that give you limited access.
Polleekin 7 years ago
To be fair, I'm sure EVERYONE else said "porn." He was infusing some positivity into the thread. And I used to clear my browsing history when I had a shared computer and I was looking for Christmas gifts. I didn't expect anyone to check up on me but I didn't want it to come up by accident.
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
I’ll just assume he’s trying to make her feel better rather than being an intentional lying prick trying to cover up bad behavior.
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Chris, you're an ENTP, which is shorthand for 'hard work' - doesn't that give you a clue?
#31
Drunk. Got The Dominos Guy To Buy Me McDonald's In The Special Instructions Section
rhyan lumilay 7 years ago
Geez. . .He deserves a big tip since risking his life buying food from another store :-)
BusLady 7 years ago
Someone filmed it, and now it will end up on Facebook.
Load More Replies...
#32
Drove Like That For About 2 Miles So That Car Couldn't Pass Him
Blakkur Sverrir 7 years ago
Seen this many times. And then came the day when I tried to get my bleeding 4 year old to the hospital as fast as possible..
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
Fair enough, but then that's one of the reason that we have hazard lights. I'd let someone through if they were flashing, but an a**e-hat like that, well, he got what he deserved.
Load More Replies...
Pamela24 7 years ago
Can someone please explain what exactly happened? I'm trying to understand it but just can't. Thanks. :)
Kathy Baylis 7 years ago
White SUV trying to illegally pass on the shoulder. Gold SUV keeping it from doing so.
Load More Replies...
#33
Oh, Okay
blahblahblah 7 years ago
It's funny how much people b***h about "PC culture going too far," until someone makes a joke about something in their life. Suddenly, the world is ending. Sigh.
Andres Tejeda 7 years ago
Having worked at Barnes & Noble and being an Atheist, I would just be annoyed. Not because he put them in fiction, they should be in mythology actually, but because its just a lot of extra work I would have to do on top of everything else.
Cici Snow 7 years ago
Yeah it's not funny or amusing just like putting products back in the wrong spaces.
Load More Replies... Polleekin 7 years ago
Working in retail for years what I saw was "man intentional misplaced lots of items or a personal joke fully expects someone else to take time out of their day to fix it for him." Dumbass, that would bug me. Bibles are under religion. True or not people are free to read what they want it's not his job to move things around.
Gal Ann 7 years ago
Why is he a hero? Since when is laughing at or making a joke out of one's religion heroic? Sad.
#34
Not All Super Heroes Wear Capes
Nikki D 7 years ago
SAME!! What gives? I don't know where you are from, but maybe the Midwest is the problem.
Load More Replies...
pusheen buttercup 7 years ago
that is nice, but just in case unless you know the person, don't accept drinks from strangers... it's the kind of stuff we really only tell kids, but may forget as adults, and wind up in trouble
Bob White 7 years ago
I can always tell them from the other guys by their trucks that have some sort of hydraulic drive that sounds like it will blow up any minute. I asked one driver how he can stand it all day. He said he was hoping the truck would break down on the railroad tracks one day. I don't think that would help. They'd just give him another one.
Ruth Beaty 7 years ago
Used to live in a small town and our UPS driver lived down the street, nicest neighbor!
Karen Shoblock 7 years ago
there's lots of mail order wine companies. how do you think they send it?
Load More Replies... #35
This Domino's Delivery Guy Is The Real Hero
stellermatt 7 years ago
and then he hopped into bed and we started watching a film, and now it's been 6 years and we just... we just get along.
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
If I was a pizza delivery guy there's no way I would go through the Sinister Hangover Door, whether it was open or not!
Kay Ann 7 years ago
I am thinking maybe he is a regular customer which explains why the pizza did not even hesitate to get inside his house and into his bedroom. I'm just really trying to find logic as to why would somebody allow a stranger to enter your house.
Kay Ann 7 years ago
* the pizza guy (geez.. is there a way we can edit our post, bp?)
Load More Replies... Isabel Care 7 years ago
I have mobility issues and if I have to park too far from my local Domino's when collecting they get someone to carry it to my car.
#36
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
birdhouse 7 years ago
I'm so happy that a country invests so much time and money into athletic programs and athletes so they can have a giant orgy every 4 years.
Master Markus 7 years ago
If the Olympics was ACTUALLY a giant orgy, I would be way more interested in watching it.
Load More Replies...
adoracat 7 years ago
I giggled but totally agree. Especially when jumping in puddles not of your own neighborhood, where you're not sure of the content of the water..,
Load More Replies...
Tim Douglass 7 years ago
I seem to recall that couple Olympics back they went through something like 130,000 condoms. Highly motivated athletes tend to be motivated in other areas as well, I guess.
#37
Thank You Unsung Hero For Paying It Forward
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
OK, this is sheer genius. Message communicated in the most understated way. I really want to shake this person's hand (and I'm sure that they washed first!).
BREAK YOUr perceptions 7 years ago
oh damn i didnt notice at first till i thought i would go wipe the seat LOL!
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
If they care, I alerted a cleaner in a hospital that the soap had runout in a disabled toilet, was told ‘ I don’t deal with those toilets’ she did not say she would inform appropriate person just looked annoyed I had told her.
Load More Replies...
#38
Education Is Vital
glowworm2 7 years ago
I remember a kid who actually had the gall to do this in a math class--with the sound on. I couldn't concentrate with my own teacher helping me because the four Peters were singing.
Cat person 7 years ago
There's this guy in my chem class that is on his computer all the time, obviously not doing chem. And obviously the teacher knows this so I wondered "how does he not get in trouble like everyone else does?". So I asked someone else and they said "he gets all his assignments done on time and gets like 100 on every test. The teacher couldn't care less if he's not paying attention while she's teaching. To be frankly honest, I think he's just bored"
Jessica Woollcombe 7 years ago
In high school in the 90's a student brought in Doom to play in the computer lab. Teacher let us play it when our work was done. Everyone involved was a hero but no pics, no cell phones or digital cameras back then in the dark ages.
B. J. Moore 2 years ago
And tax paying Americans will be paying to support your lazy UNEDUCATED axx!
#39
Good Guy Neighbor
Nikki D 7 years ago
Is it because it's dumb, or crude? Sometimes it gets a bit ridiculous for me, but otherwise I've never laughed so hard!
Load More Replies...
#40
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Randy Inbred 7 years ago
"if I win at fifa, will you give me a bj"? Just another example of the difference in conversations between young couples and married ones.....
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
Married couples don’t have to bargain and bet on games just to get a simple blowie?
Load More Replies... Justi 7 years ago
Why would she reward him with sex for winning his game he is playing for his pleasure? This is strange.
Kay Ann 7 years ago
That is just to encourage him to win.. the girl knowing maybe.. that he usually does not win
Load More Replies...
Aleksandra 7 years ago
It's actually unfair for gf, he was supposed to win himself... It's cheating
Meowton Mewsk 7 years ago
It’s not unfair to her though. If she’s his girlfriend then she probably wanted to do it anyway.
Load More Replies... SykesDaMan 7 years ago
Bros before scores? Bros before Goals? I give up, I can't find anything!
#41
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
birdhouse 7 years ago
Thank you unknown guy with the finger. We need to stand together and put an end to stupid a*s trends like this!
John Montgomery 7 years ago
Well if they all had to cough, at least they are all coughing into their arms like medical folks recommend.
Dr. Cheri Hayes 7 years ago
I must be really out of it, because I don't understand how flipping the bird makes you a hero. What am I missing?
#42
I Paid For In-Flight WiFi So I Could Tweet This Immediately
Mikleo 7 years ago
You can the burger from Amazon. https://www.amazon.com/Squishable-Hamburger-Plush-15/dp/B01BXE119U/ref=sr_1_8/134-0999487-0248660?ie=UTF8&qid=1527161602&sr=8-8&keywords=burger+plush
#43
A Hero Walks Among Us
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
We did this experiment in 6th grade, results ranged from my low of 105 to almost 900. It all depends on the person and what determines the center, we said the moment you see chocloate
Jace 7 years ago
It was a tv commercial for tootsie roll pops in the USA in the 80s. "Oh wise owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?" Owl took two licks, then chomped into it and said "three".
Load More Replies...
#44
I Knew This Would Come In Handy One Day
#45
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
#46
Not The Hero We Deserve
Laura Sherman 7 years ago
I got so visibly happy after reading this I'm glad no one saw my silly gawking face XD
Bob White 7 years ago
None of these are. They are meant to be jokes. This PSA brought to you by Captain Obvious.
Load More Replies...
#47
True Heroes Come In Many Shapes And Sizes
just a thought! 7 years ago
Or it's just tastes so good that that the person wants no one else to have it so they can have it all for themselves ;)
Dr. Cheri Hayes 7 years ago
I tried them. They did taste terrible. Sort of that weird aftertaste thing going on. Also, sometimes, for me, certain flavors don't go with certain textures, and I think that's what happened here. I also just tried the new Oreo "Cherry Cola" and "Pina Colada" cookies as well. Personally, I'm passing on them. The cherry flavor was worse than cough drops, and the pina colada tasted like someone watered down my drink ;-)
Load More Replies...
Breezy 7 years ago
I bought "spicy skittles" at the store the other day because I'm that type of person who buys s**t like that thinking they might be magically delicious. But they taste like sweet jalapeños and are disgusting, so heads up.
Hayley Lightcap 7 years ago
Ok, I'm gonna be real for a second. So orange crush pop tarts are strange. They taste like orange soda so they're just ok warmed up and straight outta the package but they're surprising good refrigerated. They for some reason didn't anticipate that people wouldn't want to drink hot orange soda so they're just ok.
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
Lol 'does anyone have a piece of paper and a pen? I gotta write this for the good of the people's taste..."
Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago
What crazy human. no sorry not human MONSTER thought this would sell for a profit
#48
On My Way To Return Comcast’s Shitty Hardware And Stumble Across This Hero
Lilly 7 years ago
lol, i once picketted a small car lot when they seriously screwed me over. made flyers that related the story & handed them out at the stoplight, as well as having a big sign. it was very satisfying!
BusLady 7 years ago
Lily, I'm sure you cost them more money than whatever they ripped you off for. They deserved it.
Load More Replies... 
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
When my sister got married we ordered a very tasteful, beautiful cake from Great Cakes & Edible Monuments in Redmond, WA. They delivered the wrong cake to her reception. It was this tacky, cheap looking monstrosity with BLUE roses on it, which were melting down the side. We had pictures and everything, but they refused to refund her money. The cake we ordered was $350, so we picketed for 3 days until she got a full refund. (I just looked it up & they're no longer in business. Hahahaha).
B. J. Moore 2 years ago
Yeah! Not THE worst (that would be Optimum) but danged close! I can’t understand how the FCC lets them continue!!!
Joanna Maynard 7 years ago
My gran once had very poor service and no help from a garage where she bought a car, they refused to help for some time until she parked her car outside the garage with notice asking passers by to ask her about the service she received. They sorted issue almost immediately.
#49
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
#50
The Hero This World Needs
Wisdom,Power,Donut 7 years ago
Yes! Why does it seem like I'm the only person that can do this. Like, you already have my number, I shouldn't have to give it to you again every time you unnecessarily switch to the newest phone.
JP 7 years ago
You always see posts from people too lazy to transfer their contacts to their new phones and want their friends to test them phone numbers. Very annoying. This guy is saying he transferred correctly and no one needs to do his work for him.
RaroaRaroa 7 years ago
I think I'd just not give them my number and see if they care enough to get it some other way.
Load More Replies...
Anne Ren 7 years ago
How old is this post? I don't remember the last time I had to ask my friends to text me their number. You can easily upload your contacts from old to new, even easier if you're using google phone or android.. I thought this isnt a thing anymore after we got smartphones?
Jace 7 years ago
Never underestimate the annoyance of using "smart" features, or people's lack of understanding that such features exist.
Load More Replies...
sh 7 years ago
Many people, instead of backing up and syncing their contacts properly, just store them on the device, so every time they need a new one; there's the classic FB post of "New phone, text me your number." This person did not do that.
Load More Replies... #51
These Heroes Need To Be Praised
BusLady 7 years ago
For when you open the one in your wallet, and it disintegrates because it's been in there 2 years!
Eduardo Marrero 7 years ago
You already spent $100+ on the date, so what's $10 more on a condom to score?
Zanthe 7 years ago
Condam is the name of the business, which is a smart mashup of the words "condom" and "ambulance". Cond..am
Load More Replies... #52
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
#53
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Neurotic_Octopus 7 years ago
I want to defend boxed wine but I'm laughing too hard at your username. Kudos to you, lol.
Load More Replies...
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
I wonder if he qualifies for Mensa. He would be a shoo-in for Party Animal at many an RG! (Sorry for the Mensa lingo, but had to send those dog whistles.)
#54
Pizza Delivery Guy Stuck On A Flooded Road, But Still Saves The Pizza. A True Hero
John Ashley 7 years ago
Who delivers pizza during a flood? Better yet, who orders pizza during a flood?
Ethan Hernandez 3 years ago
The person might have ordered before the flood started.
Load More Replies... lazy panda 7 years ago
When the world is flooding but your boss asks if you're still coming in...
#55
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
Yes. Those things were the most idiotic trend of 2017. Only tidepods were worse.
Kenny Kulbiski 7 years ago
I don't understand. Are they illegal in Germany? Is there big money in smuggling widgets? Who runs the widget cartel? Is the government looking into this threat to our American way of life?
zelena 7 years ago
you know you guys shouldn't be rejoicing that fidget spinners got crushed. Sure the lot of them probably werent used by people with anxiety, but it's still a stim object. It's the same as if you were rejoicing reading glasses getting crushed. Please don't be so daft; it's unbecoming of humanity
Meetch 2.0 7 years ago
They are for people with adhd and autism. There it works. (I can tell because I have adhd)
Load More Replies... 
the pan with a plan 4 years ago
they are just crushing something a kid really likes its not that great they are kind of being more mean then good i would say
#56
Someone Taped This Over The Urinal In The Men's Bathroom At My Work. A Silent Hero Is Among Us
#57
They're Greasing The Poles To Make Them Harder To Climb
Sue Ballingall 7 years ago
Lol, I'm from philly, and no this very much didn't work. They also tried hydraulic oil the next time (yes there was a next time) and that didn't work either. The fans here are insane. And I don't understand why they do it either
#58
She Is Missing Much
#59
Adding Alarming Conclusions
Dian Ella Lillie 7 years ago
This Bored Panda thread is wonderful - this is about the third idea that I'm pinching!
#60
Not All Super-Heroes Wear Capes
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
This man is a hero to all swimmers after a swim meet. Trust me, we're f*****g wolves :)
#61
Some Hero Among Us Stuck This Sign On This Car
*incoherent screaming* 7 years ago
Hahaha yes i would love to stick this on slow peoples cars or bad parkers
Michelle Dodson 7 years ago
That's brilliant. I printed up business cards to leave on windshields that read: Obviously you went to the Helen Keller School of Driving. Thanks for parking like an a*****e. Douche bags like you should ride the bus.
Rebecca Rogers 7 years ago
I once parked kind of s****y when I went into a Target, and came back to a pretty mean note on my car. Not this bad though. I started crying. I wanted to find that person and tell them that I wasn't really focusing because I just had gotten officially diagnosed, and I was taking my new prescriptions to the pharmacist
Jace 7 years ago
Sorry to hear that your bad day was compounded by a mean note.
Load More Replies... Amina Hays 7 years ago
In the UK, when learning how to drive, by law you have to have an 'L' sign on the front and back of the car. There's also the choice of, once you pass, putting on a new driver sign. Ripping up your L plates when you pass is a great feeling.
Cici Snow 7 years ago
I made random mean stickers for s****y drivers. My faves are " I THINK I'M SPESHUL" and " HELEN KELKER DRIVING SCHOOL".
Mascha Claessens 7 years ago
Here all cars with student drivers (which are actually specially designed car with double clutch, gas and brake, owned by driving schools) have a huge L (for learning) on top of them. :') You always know things might go a little slower when you're behind one of those. But that's ok :P
#62
Guy In My Neighborhood Helping Passers-By Out
Max L. 7 years ago
not sure abroad but here you can get in serious troubles even for flashing cars coming over when you see a patrol if a second one grabs you
Load More Replies...
Pamela24 7 years ago
Or...you know - people could not speed and therefore not have to worry about being caught by the police? Just an idea.
Richard 7 years ago
But that only works as long as he is sitting there (or the sign is showing up). Being award that maybe the police is controlling has a long-term effect.
Load More Replies...
#63
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Zanthe 7 years ago
This reminds me of a famous painting... Now I want a Sistine chapel parody.
#64
A Hero Lives In My Home Town
Cassie 7 years ago
Many years ago, my husband was an undercover narcotics officer. Whenever the dealers would ask if he was a cop, he would say he was. They thought he was joking and sold him drugs anyway.
Jace 7 years ago
People doing illegal things like that tend to have critical thinking skills deficits and be apt toward taking risks, so...
Load More Replies... 
#65
Ordered A 10 Piece. Didn't Ask For Extra Sauce. Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Jace 7 years ago
Those dates are arbitrary. There's no FDA rule on them. When it's a sugar-filled product like this, it's apt to last for decades, if not longer.
Load More Replies... #66
Someone Put An Air Freshener In The Bus
Cookie 7 years ago
Leave it in your own house or hang it on your neck. Public places are used by people who may be allergic to the chemicals in fragrances.
RitaGG 7 years ago
Wish I could give more upvotes. Battling a migraine right now from so much fragrance in my office.
Load More Replies... #67
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
#68
Beet Farmer
Elliott Simone Deegan 7 years ago
once beets where in the conversation, i just had this feeling....
#69
That's The Team
zelena 7 years ago
Don't be mad, Kjorn. Just let me know when and I'll hold up my flashlight to give you the best lighting for a pizza selfie
Load More Replies...
d r e a m w o r l d 7 years ago
Stop judging someone for their descision and just be happy, goddamnit! At least there are good people in this hellhole we call Earth...
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
A better picture to send the picture to all the people TAKING the picture (or holding the light, whatever they're doing) who are there to watch her eat in person?!.....m'kay...
#70
Never Been So Bold
Stefania Mazzuoccolo 7 years ago
Her parents asked her to get them fast food, child replied there is food in the fridge.... classic role reversal
#71
The Work Of A True Hero
Purple light 7 years ago
Great for people in a wheelchair or other with another disability that makes it impossible to use the stairs.
Robert Morson 7 years ago
Pretty sure the button is still under there, so it's just a suggestion. More of a d**k move than anything else.
Load More Replies...
Biana Weatherford 7 years ago
this seems overly judgy. You don't know why I'm taking the elevator up one flight. Way to assume that everyone is just like you.
Jessica Gunn 7 years ago
Why is this a hero? I mean, to just point out what we already know...yes...there are stairs, thank you, I will make my own choice...
Tim Douglass 7 years ago
I tried the "take the stairs" once in a local hospital. After climbing 4 flights I found out that all the stairway doors are locked from the stairway, the only one you can get out from is on the ground floor. It seems that they are considered for emergency use only so you can get into the stairway to escape a fire or something, but can't get out until you get to the ground.
Ryan Osbaldeston 7 years ago
Unless your company has offices on the 6th and 2nd floor and you've got to go between them
#72
Not All Heroes Wear Capes
Tiffany Zhu 7 years ago
This might be here just because there's a road block ahead. I have no idea, I'd have to be there to know
Freya the Wanderer 7 years ago
Warning about cops is illegal, even if they're bad cops. Unfortunately, people are gonna do this sh*t.
Add New Image
What do you think ?
Juana 7 years ago
They really need to rethink the title for this thread. "People who are trying too hard to be funny for attention but are really being a-holes" fits some of them. Doesn't apply to any of the TP posts though. Or how about "Hero or douche: you decide".
Jane Doe 7 years ago
"Hero or douche: you decide". First, that's exactly what this is. Second, can you just post a couple and get is started? That would be far better than this. And a lot of fun.
Load More Replies... sh 7 years ago
I've been using a Kim K/Miley Cyrus blocker for years; it is amazing. It also filters things that say "smiley" lol, still totally worth it.
sh 7 years ago
Um, this is not the post I clicked on to comment this... obviously.
Load More Replies... Shay Hartless 7 years ago
Anyone else feel BP is becoming like every other site? Snarky... used to be happy commentors and funny and cute posts. Now, many of the commentors are trolls and this post is mainly pretentious a**holes?
Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago
I didn’t like the Bible one it was kinda rude to lots of people and should be praised as a heroe
Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago
Sorry I meant shouldn’t be praised as a HERO
Load More Replies...
Birdgirl45 7 years ago
Some of these are wonderful, but others are just not legit/not relevant
Richard Hansard 7 years ago
So blurring a swasticka? Are you afraid they will trigger someone?
Juana 7 years ago
They really need to rethink the title for this thread. "People who are trying too hard to be funny for attention but are really being a-holes" fits some of them. Doesn't apply to any of the TP posts though. Or how about "Hero or douche: you decide".
Jane Doe 7 years ago
"Hero or douche: you decide". First, that's exactly what this is. Second, can you just post a couple and get is started? That would be far better than this. And a lot of fun.
Load More Replies... sh 7 years ago
I've been using a Kim K/Miley Cyrus blocker for years; it is amazing. It also filters things that say "smiley" lol, still totally worth it.
sh 7 years ago
Um, this is not the post I clicked on to comment this... obviously.
Load More Replies... Shay Hartless 7 years ago
Anyone else feel BP is becoming like every other site? Snarky... used to be happy commentors and funny and cute posts. Now, many of the commentors are trolls and this post is mainly pretentious a**holes?
Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago
I didn’t like the Bible one it was kinda rude to lots of people and should be praised as a heroe
Matteo Durasevic 5 years ago
Sorry I meant shouldn’t be praised as a HERO
Load More Replies... Birdgirl45 7 years ago
Some of these are wonderful, but others are just not legit/not relevant
Richard Hansard 7 years ago
So blurring a swasticka? Are you afraid they will trigger someone?
You May Like Some Scriptwriters Have An Impeccable Sense Of Humor And Here Are 40 Movie Quotes That Prove That 88 Funny Graphic Design Fails Reminding Us That No, Not Anyone Can Do It 50 "People Of Walmart" Pics That Are As Funny As They Are Confusing (New Pics)
Saimonas Lukošius
Aivaras Kaziukonis
Mantas Kačerauskas
Related on Bored Panda
