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My Superhero Is Udderly Amazing

Cowlimp has the super powers of a cow and he’s ready to join The Avengers. OK, maybe not “join” in the literal sense of the word, but he does make milk, chew cud and fight crime with the Udder of Justice. And he does strike a handsome pose in his brown super suit.

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John is a 9-time Emmy award-winning television producer, author, and the founder of Teach Her.org, a service organization offering college education to orphaned girls. His "Sunset Selfies" have become an Internet sensation, featured everywhere from Rolling Stone Brazil to The Times of India to The Kelly Clarkson Show. You can see his complete cut-out collection on Instagram @sunsetselfies

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David Wheater 8 years ago

But isn't it the cows that make milk, not the bulls?

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pum cal 8 years ago

Hilarious, but remember that the ones with the udders are the girls.

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David Wheater 8 years ago

Love the art work though, very cool

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David Wheater 8 years ago

But isn't it the cows that make milk, not the bulls?

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pum cal 8 years ago

Hilarious, but remember that the ones with the udders are the girls.

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David Wheater 8 years ago

Love the art work though, very cool

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