My Dog Is Smart!

When we first got my dog Eragon he was about 1 and a half years old. One day me and my dad were throwing the frisbee to each other, with my dog chasing it while being in the middle. Eragon finally just sat there and watched us so I threw it to him and seeing us always catching it with our hands, he jumped up and tried grabbing the frisbee with his paws.

One day my dog got into the garbage and so we put him in his kennel for maybe like 20 minutes because otherwise if any longer he will forget what he is in there for. So with no warning or crying he releases his urine all over the kennel and himself. We were cool with it happening once because we thought it was an accident so we just cleaned him and the kennel up and left him out. Then the next few days he got into the garbage and/or ran away. Both days he did the same with no warning, even with taking him outside and letting him get rid of all of his waste. Somehow he always saved up just enough urine to get him out of his kennel for the rest of the day because then we had to clean it. So now we just don’t get all lovey-dovey like usual when he acts up but we let him run free in the house because obviously he hares the kennel and we will just have to keep cleaning it out every time he goes in there.

My family hates cleaning up dog-vomit so whenever he starts to gag and act like throwing up we let him outside to avoid seeing and cleaning it up. Now Eragon has learned to “fake vomit” or in other words basically he makes himself gag to get outside and then he gets a chance to runaway and explore the neighbors and the horses next door. My dog is so smart, it’s really funny actually.