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Man Diagnosed With Testicular Cancer Left Stunned When Blood Tests Said He Was Pregnant
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Man Diagnosed With Testicular Cancer Left Stunned When Blood Tests Said He Was Pregnant

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A 21-year-old man who went to the doctor for a persistent cough was mortified to learn he had a rare form of testicular cancer, but nothing could prepare him for what came next: a diagnosis that proved to be downright bizarre.

Anthony Bianco, now 51, was in his final year of university when symptoms began creeping in. What started as a minor fever spiraled into something much more alarming.

Highlights
  • A 21YO man went to the doctor complaining of a cough, only to be diagnosed with testicular cancer.
  • Blood tests came positive for pregnancy, something that confused the man even further.
  • The bizarre combination of symptoms was due to an exceedingly rare type of cancer, affecting one in 10 million.

Follow-tests came back positive for pregnancy.

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    Anthony Bianco recalled how he went from complaining of a cough, to being diagnosed with cancer, to testing positive for pregnancy

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    “I was burning the candle at both ends,” Anthony recalled. 

    “I had these recurring symptoms of getting a slight cough and a fever, but it would go away and I would think nothing of it.

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    However, the cough progressively got worse, becoming like a smoker’s cough, even though I’m a non-smoker and have never smoked in my life.”

    His doctor wasn’t initially concerned, but Anthony’s past history of pneumonia led to a precautionary X-ray that would change everything for him.

    Anthony stared at the chest X-ray in disbelief, watching as the doctor pulled it up on the screen.

    Dominating the image was what he described as a dense, ominous white cloud. The 11-by-15 centimeter mass all but confirmed that something was seriously wrong.

    Anthony couldn’t understand why a cancer located entirely in his chest would be classified as testicular cancer

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    Sadly for Anthony, that wouldn’t be the first bizarre diagnosis by his doctors. They then suspected lymphoma, and performed surgery to remove a lymph node from Anthony’s neck, but the results came back negative.

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    It wasn’t until a biopsy of the mass itself that doctors were finally able to give a diagnosis.

    He had testicular cancer.

    The diagnosis made little sense to Anthony, as the tumor was in his chest, not his privates. His mind initially raced to the worst-case scenario, fearing the illness had spread everywhere and that his chances of survival were slim.

    However, further scans confirmed the cancer was confined entirely to his chest.

    Things took a turn for the worse when  his blood tests came back positive for pregnancy

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    Anthony’s doctors then explained what was truly happening to him.

    He had a rare cancer called primary mediastinal non-seminomatous germ cell tumor (PMNSGCT). The illness originates from germ cells, which are usually found in the reproductive organs.

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    These cells, however, can sometimes migrate during fetal development, lodging themselves in other parts of the body, such as the chest, where they later develop into cancer.

    It was precisely because his cancer took the form of germ cell tumors that they behaved unusually, something Anthony was reminded of during blood tests.

    “My blood results were showing up as positive on a pregnancy test like I was two weeks pregnant,” he recalled.

    His exceedingly rare type of cancer produces the same hormones that are liberated into the bloodstream by pregnant women

    Man diagnosed with testicular cancer gets haircut while friends watch in a small room with vintage appliances.

    Image credits: Anthony Bianco

    “My first response was, ‘Is it mine?’” Anthony explained, trying to find humour to deal with the “hand grenade,” as he put it, that had just been thrown into his life.

    But no. Anthony wasn’t pregnant. What happened is that his tumor was releasing the same hormones and proteins into his bloodstream that are used to determine when women are pregnant.

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    Beyond the surreal lab results, Anthony was dealing with a very real and dangerous illness. His tumor had grown aggressively, wrapping around his heart and lungs.

    “It was interfering with my blood flow,” he explained. 

    “Just before I was diagnosed, it had started pushing the veins against my chest so you could clearly see them appear in a spider-like pattern. That was the only sort of physical indication of it, as well as a swelling in my neck.”

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    Anthony was declared cancer-free by 1995, and by 2000 he was considered fully cured

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    Seeing how close to his vital organs the tumor was, Anthony’s doctors opted to forgo surgery in favor of aggressive chemotherapy.

    Anthony responded well, and the tumor shrank dramatically. By late 1995, it was difficult to tell whether the illness was still active or just scar tissue, and Anthony was declared cancer-free.

    Man with testicular cancer lying in hospital bed receiving treatment with IV drip in clinical setting.

    Image credits: Anthony Bianco

    By 2000, he had officially reached the five-year remission milestone.

    One thing still bothered him. Anthony wanted to be a father, and was scared the ordeal had completely erased his chances.

    “My doctor said it was possible I could be left infertile, but frankly at the time I just wanted to just get things going with treatment,” he recalled.

    Anthony hopes that his testimony raises awareness and funding for rare forms of cancer like his

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    Nowadays Anthony is the proud father of two daughters, aged 11 and 14, and hopes his story raises awareness and funding for others in his situation.

    “There’s no research directed at rare cancers, and you basically get the dregs of other research from other more common ones, which unfortunately leads to poor survival rates. If you have cancer as a young adult, you’re a statistical outlier, and it’s usually a rare one,” he said.

    Calling his cancer rare might even be an understatement.

    “My doctor said I had a better chance of winning the lottery than getting this kind of cancer,” he said.

    “And I checked. The lottery odds are one in 8.5 million and this cancer is one in 10 million, which annoys me because I still haven’t won the lottery.”

    “Dr. Temu.” Netizens were stunned by the confusing diagnosis Anthony was given

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    Comment by Daniel Noble questioning if a positive pregnancy test in men can indicate testicular cancer.

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    Abel Musa Miño

    Abel Musa Miño

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    Born in Santiago, Chile, with a background in communication and international relations, I bring a global perspective to entertainment reporting at Bored Panda. I cover celebrity news, Hollywood events, true crime, and viral stories that resonate across cultures. My reporting has been featured on Google News, connecting international audiences to the latest in entertainment. For me, journalism is about bridging local stories with global conversations, arming readers with the knowledge necessary to make up their own minds. Research is at the core of my work. I believe that well-sourced, factual storytelling is essential to building trust and driving meaningful engagement.

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    Abel Musa Miño

    Abel Musa Miño

    Writer, Entertainment News Writer

    Born in Santiago, Chile, with a background in communication and international relations, I bring a global perspective to entertainment reporting at Bored Panda. I cover celebrity news, Hollywood events, true crime, and viral stories that resonate across cultures. My reporting has been featured on Google News, connecting international audiences to the latest in entertainment. For me, journalism is about bridging local stories with global conversations, arming readers with the knowledge necessary to make up their own minds. Research is at the core of my work. I believe that well-sourced, factual storytelling is essential to building trust and driving meaningful engagement.

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    Squirrel Chaser
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    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story when a frat boy peed on a pregnancy test as a joke and it came up positive. Turned out he had testicular cancer too.

    Squirrel Chaser
    Community Member
    2 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the story when a frat boy peed on a pregnancy test as a joke and it came up positive. Turned out he had testicular cancer too.

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